Hearne: Will The Real Mrs. Tommy Morrison Please Stand Up?

Tommy M KC Fight screenMuch has been said about the woman who calls herself Tommy Morrison‘s wife…

Some of which has come in the form of her offbeat quotes backing Morrison’s claim of not having HIV or AIDS and boasts of unprotected sex. Not that the latter is unusual since Tommy said the same of ex wife Dawn 2.

However aside from being there for Tommy at the end, backing his dubious assertions and reportedly pissing off his family with her macabre necklace and funeral tour plan, who really is Trisha Morrison and what, if anything, is she up to? Continue reading

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Sounds Good: (Lowercase) KANSAS @ Bottleneck, MGMT @ Crossroads

Big weekend around these parts. 

Between the Chiefs getting going, KU’s season opener, Sporting KC‘s home game on Saturday night, and the Royals at home vs. Detroit, there’s plenty of sports to get fired up about.

But have you considered jamming a crapton of meat in your mouth?  If not, please do – at Grinder’s 1st Annual Fustercluck Chicken Wing Eating Competition on Sunday at 3:00.  Only there can you shovel down dozens of wings coated with something called “Death Nectar.”  Mmmmm…

Or, if you’re in the mood for something a bit classier, you can head to the Prairie Village Jazz Festival on Saturday.  It features Marilyn Maye, Bobby Watson’s All-Star Big Band, and a bunch of other musicians.

But, oh, there’s more…  Continue reading

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Hearne: Tommy Morrison Mom to Family & Friends: ‘We Got Him’

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In death, as in life, the Tommy Morrison saga soldiers on, weird as ever…

That said, what was to have been a Tommy Morrison locket wearing party and world funeral tour is no more.

“I just got a text from Tommy’s mom Diana saying, ‘We got him,’ ” says longtime Morrison pal Stephen Bayer. “We got Tommy back, man. He’s in the family again. He’s coming home. Everything’s a done deal.” Continue reading

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Hearne: The Bizarre Tommy Morrison Funeral World Tour

IMG00141-20110528-2124This just in…

In a shocking followup to word yesterday that a family feud might be brewing over the fate of former KC boxer Tommy Morrison‘s body came this startling text from his “widow” Trisha this morning:

“Today Tommy will be cremated~as per HIS wishes,” it begins.

“Each special person that meant alot to him in his life will receive a keepsake memory neckace with boxing gloves filled with his ashes. Those that receive them will have a piece of him for the rest of their lives. Whether they are in church praying or at a fight ringside or LEGALLY smoking pot in Colorado (!)  Tommy will be there with them in every state and every part of the world and will be remembered. Continue reading

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Hearne: Scribe Reveals How Tommy Morrison Got HIV

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“I know how Tommy Morrison got AIDS,” says Stanford & Sons main man Craig Glazer. “He said he got the virus – or whatever he thought he had – from a stripper he was dating in Texas. A girl that he was just banging and she supposedly had a boyfriend that was gay.

“Anyway, she apparently got the virus from her roommate that was gay – according to Morrison – and he made love to her when she was on her period and got her blood into his blood and Tommy didn’t know she was infected. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Sporting Back Atop East; Kei Returns to England for Good

Embedded image permalinkWith a dominant win over the weekend against Colorado at Sporting Park, Sporting KC somehow find themselves in a three-way tie atop the Eastern Conference – a conference that’s tighter than tight with the top seven teams sitting at between 35 and 42 points.

And did you see that blast by Benny Feilhaber from 30 yards out with the outside of his right foot?  Well, KC is going to need a lot more of that since it was announced yesterday that Kei Kamara has been sold to an English team.

No, he’s not returning to Norwich City, the club he was loaned to earlier this year.   Continue reading

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Hearne: Scribe Assigns Missouri & K-State to ‘Biggest Losers’ List

Screen shot 2013-09-03 at 3.26.26 PMAre you ready for some football?

Got the girlfriends and wives set up with clear, plastic baggies to haul their ganja, feminine hygiene products and iPads into the stadiums?

Good for you.

Now all you have to worry about – if you’re a Missouri Tiger or K-State Wildcat – is how unbearable your football teams this year will be.

According to sports scribe Craig Glazer it won’t be pretty. Continue reading

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Hearne: Mancow Remembers the Dark Side of Tommy Morrison

6001075P MORRISON V HALSTEADWe media types tend to be such suckers…

And we were all so very fascinated and easily won over by boxer Tommy Morrison and his many eccentricities…

The serial bedding of women, the pet mountain lions and leopard, the tattoo of Elvis on his butt that he gave a closeup of to Channel 9’s Karen Kornacki.  

Then there was the episode in Springfield where Morrison and his entourage befriended a college kid late one night at a bar and ended up shaving off his eyebrows and cutting a hair highway down the middle of his head.

Cute, right?

Or so we thought at the time. Continue reading

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Hearne: Source: Tommy Morrison Was ‘HIV Positive’ in 1989

Doc - Sep 2, 2013, 11-06 PMNow it can be told…

There’s a ton of Tommy Morrison stories yet to recount in the wake of his sad passing at age 44. For me, they started in the early days of my running the Pitch more than 20 years ago when Morrison became a friend of the zine at the ripe young age of 20.

“To the Pitch Staff, Best Wishes, Tommy “The Duke” Morrison,” reads the autographed, black and white photo of a pre-mullet, almost cherubic Morrison.

I stumbled onto a Rocky marathon a day or three ago and was able DVR Rocky V. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Hitting the jackpot ‘When I’m 64’ & KCC & Head Trauma for Chiefs Fans

chiefs-fan-fA 64 year-old woman just completed a swim from Cuba to Florida. When I’m 64 years old, my number one goal is to be regular.

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Labor Unions have been protesting low wages for fast-food workers in the Kansas City area.  I will gladly trade them their salary for what I make writing for kcconfidential.com

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Hearne: Will ESPN Help Drive Final Nail into Star Coffin?

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However when it comes to Kansas City Star sports reporter Adam Teicher bailing just as the all-important Kansas City Chiefs football season is about to begin, well, that’s no laughing matter.

Not only was Teicher the beat reporter for the Chiefs – the single most significant news eyeball attracter at the paper – his departure comes on the heels of a string of startling exits. Ranging from newly-minted sports columnist Kent Babb, newly-minted features section head Laurie Mansfield and longtime Star political main man Steve Kraske.

Clearly the handwriting is on the wall at 18th and Grand:

Get out if you can before somebody gets you out. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Chiefs’ Preseason Comes to Merciful Conclusion

brayEven though it’s a thousand degrees and may not officially feel like it, football season is here.

The Kansas City Chiefs trounced the Green Bay Packers last night (putting up 30 points, even—their most in a preseason contest since 2003), thereby completing the most uninteresting time of the year: The Time When Games Don’t Count.

It doesn’t really matter that they end August with a record of 2-2, or that Tyler Bray threw three touchdown passes, or that Chase Daniel looked horrid against mostly backup defenders. No one should care that the starters didn’t play a lick, or that the Packers finished the preseason 1-3, or that Cyrus Gray had a standout effort in the victory. (Well, except for Gray; he’s battling for a roster spot on a squad fairly heavy in the RB department.)

All that REALLY matters is that the Chiefs remained relatively healthy (save Tony Moeaki, who I’m now convinced would be able to injure himself reading a periodical, or, I don’t know… standing completely still) and primed for the season opener September 8th against the miserable Jacksonville Jaguars.

You know, When Games Start Counting. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: The Evolution of Homeschooling

imagesSay the word “homeschool” and it conjures images of right wing fundamentalists clinging to their guns and Bibles while teaching their kids in a bunker, surrounded by end-times rations of dried foods and ammunition….

I’ve accidentally gotten close to this topic as my wife Chelle decided to homeschool after her youngest daughter continued to express an interest in doing so for over two years. She’d previously homeschooled her oldest daughter through 3rd grade then transitioned her to public school. And as soon as the decision was announced to the kids, her two sons decided they wanted to homeschool as well.

Me? I was immediately opposed to the idea. Continue reading

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Sutherland: ‘The Kindness of Strangers’ – ‘Blue Jasmine’

blue-jasmine-cate-blanchett-alec-baldwinjpg-c86be88cfd361ebbWoody Allen’s new movie, “Blue Jasmine,” has been called a “mash-up” (“a song or composition created by blending two or more pre-recorded songs, usually by overlaying the vocal track of one song seamlessly over the instrumental track of another,” Wikipedia).  Its plot is a combination of the Tennessee William’s 1947 play, “A Streetcar Named Desire” and the Bernie Madoff saga.

The Blanche Dubois character from Streetcar is played by Cate Blanchett.  She is down on her luck after her high-flying Wall Street financier husband crashes and burns in spectacular fashion as a result of the 2008-2009 financial crisis.  The husband is perfectly cast, with Alec Baldwin as the swindler brought low.  (It doesn’t get any lower than committing suicide in prison after conviction on multiple counts of criminal fraud.)  Continue reading

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Whinery: The March of the Pigs

bashar-al-assadHere we go again…

It really doesn’t matter who the President is, or whatever party that person may belong to. The one constant that remains – from basically Woodrow Wilson on – is that the occupant of the White House will be a WHORE to the Banksters and a BITCH for the defense contractrors.

How else do you explain the current “Nobel Peace Prize” winning current “Leader of the Free World” and his completely INSANE march towards war in Syria?   Continue reading

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Hearne: The Never Ending Love Story of Tommy Morrison

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Tommy & Dawn Two…
In better days

I’m baaaaack…

And just in time to share a Tommy Morrison tale or two while I dig myself out from a short vacation and prepare to unleash shocking new revelations about former Kansas City boxer Tommy Morrsion.

Morrison was practically a franchise in my column at the Star for 16 years. From the earliest revelations about his unbridled passion for Elvis and exotic, wild animals – while he pissed off a reported $12 million in career earnings – to his current brush with death as a penniless shadow of the fair-haired boy we once knew.

But return with me now, to those heady days when Tommy seemingly could do no wrong even while actually doing just about everything wrong.

Like the time he bedded & married a pair of comely blondes named Dawn. Continue reading

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New Jack City: The End is Near, In Fact, It’s Now

win-tickets-star-trek-into-darkness-hollywood-premiereTake my Labor Day weekend quiz…

Aside from a barrage of mattress sales, what else is this end of summer weekend generally known for?

When it comes to movies it’s the clearing of the shelves. A last ditch effort by the studios to get rid of spring and summer leftovers.

Point in case are these holiday ‘WEAK-end’ titles:

* ‘CLOSED CIRCUIT’—A low grade British crime thriller set against a deadly London terrorist attack. Ex lovers (and defense barristers) Erica Bana and Rebecca Hall now uncovering an M.I. 5 cover up. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Bad Hump Day for Fort Hood Shooter

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Hasan

Wednesday was a mixed bag for Major Nidal Hasan…

The Army psychiatrist was sentenced to death for the 2009 shooting rampage at Ft. Hood. He managed to fire 146 times, kill 13 and wound 32 others – including an Olathe girl – completing the worst mass shooting in U.S. Military history.

At the end of the shooting Hassan himself was wounded and left a paraplegic. Small consolation, but hey, it’s something.

Hasan heard the unanimous decision handed down by 13 senior officers.  It took less than 2 hours to reach the verdict – most likely made before they left their jury seats – but they had to make it look good and deliberate at least a little. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: KC Irish Fest @ Crown Center, Quiet Corral @ Granada, Steely Dan @ Midland

I guess this is the last weekend of summer?

I always thought that it was September 21st, but whatever.  There’s some good stuff going down all over the place.  Like the KC Irish Fest at Crown Center that features musical performances by the Clumsy Lovers on Saturday and Sunday, and of course The Elders to close the thing out on Sunday night.  Plus lots more, check it out here yo.

There’s more…. Continue reading

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