Tag Archives: Kelly Urich
Starbeams: Mad Bum, Frack ‘Em, Red Light Refund & Shuttlecock Love
I can’t tell if I’m shaking because of the temperature or the FRACKING EARTHQUAKES. … Continue reading
Star beams: UPS Drivers Top Alex Smith, Chiefs Put Out Call to Sung Woo Lee & Hillary Alerts
Chiefs quarterback Alex Smith has what my wife calls the “Kelly Urich Syndrome.” He has trouble going deep. ******* Why is it the Chiefs can’t … Continue reading
Starbeams: Kathie Lee Fingers Cosby, Sprint-NASCAR Divorce, New AMC Movie Deal
Kathie Lee Gifford says Bill Cosby once tried to kiss her. I’m going to defend Bill on this one. HE must have been drunk. … Continue reading
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Tagged AMC Theatres, Bill Cosby, Katie Lee Gifford, Kelly Urich, NASCAR, North Korea, Sony "The Interview", Sprint, The Point 99.7 FM
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Star beams: P&L Red Light Zone, Bill Cosby, NASA & Making Whoopi
The historic Power and Light Building will be renovated with some apartments going for as much as $3,500 a month. If you’re a woman you can make that money back quickly via that giant flashing red light. … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill Cosby, Hearne Christopher, Kelly Urich, The Point 99.7 FM, Whoopi Goldberg farts
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Star beams: Turkey Pardons, Foil Cars, Flashing Lights & Bill Cosby
That’s the last time I attend the mayor’s Turkey Pardoning Ceremony wearing a slutty skirt. … Continue reading
Star beams: ‘Spirit in the Sky’ Day, Cheap Gas & a Tale of Two Bills
Royals designated hitter Billy Butler accepted an offer from the Oakland A’s. He’ll be selling hot dogs in section 320. … Continue reading
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Starbeams: Botched Anthem, Rob Lowe, Steve Perry & Kristen Stewart
Hey Aaron Lewis! I’m watching a movie on Netflix and it’s so gallantly streaming! ******* The Earth’s magnetic field may flip in the next 50 years. Scientists say it should coincide … Continue reading
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Tagged Aaron Lewis, Arrowhead Stadium, Journey, Kelly Urich, Kristen Stewart, Rob Lowe, Steve Perry
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Starbeams: Christopher Columbus, Christopher Elbow, Joe Montana
Happy Christopher Columbus Day. Time to party like it’s 1499! ******* I’m hoping the Royals play the Giants so … Continue reading
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Starbeams: Ray Rice, Harassment KC Style & Chiefs ‘Wonderland’
What Ray Rice did in that elevator was wrong on so many levels. But am I the only one who thinks the elevator company deserves credit for the door not closing on her head? ******* Kansas City, Missouri is considering a … Continue reading
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Tagged John Mayer, Kansas City Chiefs, Kelly Urich, Ray Rice, Southern Comfort, The Point 99.7 FM
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Hearne: ‘The Point’ Most Listened to Station in KC August Radio Ratings
A pair of surprises top an otherwise sleepy August radio ratings book… For starters, Entercom’s The Point 99.7 FM has come into it’s own and is now the most listened to station in the Kansas City market with a cume of 528,800 … Continue reading
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Tagged 610 Sports, KCPT, Kelly Urich, KMBZ, The BRIDGE KTBG, The Point 99.7 FM, WHB
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Starbeams: Death of Joan Rivers & Free Speech, Red Friday, David Lawrence Naked
Ten years from now there will be no comics like Joan Rivers because the world will be so politically correct, our vocabulary will be reduced to 50 words that don’t offend people. … Continue reading
Starbeams: Dumb Ways to Say ‘Missouri,” Virgin Kid Corral & Robin Williams
I’m traveling to Ferguson, Missouri this weekend to protest…Governor Jay Nixon saying Missouruh, instead of Missouri. … Continue reading
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Starbeams: Loni Does 69, Jeff Gordon & Amtrak Do 43, Sprint Flounders
The good news! Sprint is about to name a new C.E.O. The bad: It’s that Royals fan from South Korea. … Continue reading
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Starbeams: Snakebit in Lenexa, Top 5 Ways to Spot a Joco Rattlesnake
Fifteen year-old Roy Christiansen had quite a surprise while walking down a sidewalk in Lenexa when a rattlesnake bit his leg! He received 11 vials of anti-venom and spent two days at Children’s Mercy Hospital.
Experts say snakes are attracted to rodents being attracted to our lawn sprinklers during this hot, dry summer.
The Top 5 Ways to Spot a Johnson County Rattlesnake:
#5. It hibernates in Fiji.
#4. Natural environment includes traffic islands.
Starbeams: Burrito Bonanza, American Idol Exit, (Almost) Free Hugs & Royal Ripoff
People camped out for the opening of Freebirds World Burrito in Mission. Folks were in line Tuesday night for the Thursday morning opening. Most of the people in line thought they were camping out for a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert.
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Steven Tyler is exiting as judge of American Idol. He says he finally ran out of rhymes that were cool in 1970.
Starbeams: Did D Bowe Fumble? Hot Weather Meets TV Hottie, Everybody Yahoo & Aretha
The 3 p.m. deadline for Dwayne Bowe to sign with the Chiefs NFL passed with no word on whether or not a long-term deal had been reached. Dwayne tried to reach a deal, but it slipped through his hands.
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Triple digit heat returns to Kansas City this week. The weather has made me hot, sticky and out of breath – and that’s just from watching Karli Ritter on Fox 4.
Starbeams: KC Boos, Tom Cruise Divorce, Katy Perry’s Boobs & Donald Rumsfeld to Dole
Many national viewers were surprised to see Kansas City fans booing Robinson Cano at the Home Run Derby Monday. What they don’t realize is, for 20 years Kauffman Stadium has had a monopoly on booing.
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The booing continued on the red carpet on the Country Club Plaza. Unfortunately, Sacha Baron Cohen wasn’t able to attend the event.
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Billy Butler is having a blast during his first All-Star appearance. Mainly because Royal bacon blue hot dogs are free to the players.
Starbeams: Royals 1st Inning Stretch, Foreplay in San Diego & Romney Tops Obama in Ks.
Security is ready for the All-Star Game. For example, several guards will be placed near the exits of Kauffman Stadium to keep Royals fans from leaving after the traditional first inning exit.
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A San Diego fireworks show accidentally launched its 20-minute set of fireworks in 15 seconds. What a coincidence? This happens to me during foreplay!
Starbeams: Fox Anchor Gets Rouses Kelly, Royals Fans on Hot Seat & Bazooka’s Makeover
Erin Andrews said she hopes her move to Fox Sports will help her grow as a journalist. She’s always helped me grow as a viewer.
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Little known fact: New Mexican President, Enrique Pena Nieto is one letter away from having the initials ESPN.
