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Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist: Chiefs’ Edition
Well, football season is well underway, and the Kansas City Chiefs are a firm 1-1… They are, depending on which Craig Glazer article you read, either “… in the mix this season for the postseason” or they will “…lose to … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, crap for sale on craigslist, Dino, Flinstones, KC chiefs
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Leftridge: What to do in St. Joseph When the Chiefs’ Practice is Over
If watching dudes practice football plays is your thing, this is your time of year. And lucky for you (unless you’re our one, weird Malaysian reader), you’re probably within an hour’s drive or so of being able to watch real … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Glore Psychiatric Museum, KC chiefs, Krug Park, Mexican food, St. Joe
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Leftridge: Fans Revolt After Chiefs Announce London Game
Yesterday, the Kansas City Chiefs announced that they’d join in the NFL’s aggressive push for global domination by playing a game next season against the Detroit Lions in London, England. Unsurprisingly, the announcement was met with calamitous fury from “Chiefs’ … Continue reading
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Tagged Boxing Day, Brandon Leftridge, KC chiefs, NFL in London
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Leftridge: Chiefs Could Have Gone 4-0 in the Preseason, Would Still Suck This Year
In case you missed it, the Kansas City Chiefs did not have a very good preseason. In fact, it was pretty abysmal. This has caused uneducated football fans around the city to declare “THIS TEAM IS GONNA BE REAL BAD … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, KC chiefs, preseason who cares
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Stomper: Blame it on Mom – Keeping the Rock Em, Sock Em Out of Youth Sports
Our esteemed administrator has been on me to offer another piece and I fear that my obsession with politics is painting me into a corner so… Time to branch out. And while I’m confident Chuck will take issue with this, I try to … Continue reading
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Tagged Dwight Sutherland, KC chiefs, KC Royals, Sporting Kansas city, Youth Sports
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Leftridge: The Pointlessness of NFL Training Camp Reporting
Ah, Training Camp. Are there any two words in the English language more apt to illicit sexual squeals from NFL beat writers across the land? (Perhaps “free sandwiches,” but my point stands.) It’s clear that we’re firmly in late July … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Charles holdout, KC chiefs, ruptured anus
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Leftridge: Well, it’s the NFL Draft, or Whatever
I officially don’t give a shit about the NFL Draft. Maybe it’s the fact that it now seems to be a month-long process teeming with pre-draft shows leading up to the actual event. Video vignettes about how a 400-pound orphan … Continue reading
Leftridge: Chiefs Release Schedule, Could Go…All…The…Way!
Shortly after Easter—when Christ was risen from a grave-cave with a giant boulder in front of it?—the true Holy Day for football fans occurred: Commissioner Roger Goodell descended from Mount Lombardi and shone unto his Zubaz’d believers the 2014 NFL … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, greatest dynasty ever, KC chiefs, NFL Schedule
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Leftridge: NFL Free Agency Starts, Chiefs Departing Left and Right
As is custom this time of year, the NFL free agency period is underway. There have been some big (though mostly unexpected) moves, like the Chicago Bears releasing DE Julius Peppers, the Dallas Cowboys releasing DE DeMarcus Ware (who is … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, free agency, John Dorsey, KC chiefs
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Leftridge: Chiefs Lose, How They’re Like Breaking Bad (Hear Me Out)
I was going to sit down and write about the Chiefs’ loss. How it makes me feel. How it ripped my heart out and shat all over it, unceremoniously. How it’s not surprising, but it’s no less disheartening. How we … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Breaking Bad, KC chiefs, playoffs?!?
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Leftridge: Why the Chiefs Will Win Their First Playoff Game in 20 Years
Here we are, on the precipice of the Chiefs’ biggest game in 20 years, and it doesn’t really feel like it. Oh sure, the fountains are bloodbath-red, and there are roving hordes of local news people standing in a frigid … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Dahmer riding a velociraptor, KC chiefs, playoffs?!?
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Leftridge: Chiefs Key to Success Hinges on Winning the Game
The Chiefs are less than three days away from what is inarguably their biggest test in 10 years. Not since the 2003 season’s playoff matchup against the Indianapolis Colts has a game meant this much. (I’m excusing 2010’s anomaly from … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Broncos, KC chiefs, Papa Johns
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Leftridge: Chiefs Midseason Report Card, One Game Late
Last year, I didn’t do a “midyear progress report” on the Chiefs, because how do you even grade horseshit? It would have looked something like, “oh man, is this team bad. I mean, really, REALLY bad. F’s all around. The … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Smith, Andy Reid, Brandon Leftridge, KC chiefs, Report Card
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Leftridge: Chiefs Win; All Hail King Houston
Chiefs fans, rejoice. Only three games into the 2013 season, and they’ve already exceeded last year’s win total. And while that’s not saying a whole hell of a lot—two victories is an embarrassingly low mountain to overcome—let us not dwell … Continue reading
Leftridge: Chiefs’ 2013 Record Prediction (Spolier Alert: I Don’t Have Them Winning the Super Bowl)
There’s simply no way to sugar coat horse plop: last year’s 2-14 Kansas City Chiefs were abysmal. We all know this, and we all know why. Godawful quarterback play. A worthless coach. Players failing to play to their potential. Players … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, KC chiefs, prediction piece
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Leftridge: Chiefs’ Preseason Comes to Merciful Conclusion
Even though it’s a thousand degrees and may not officially feel like it, football season is here. The Kansas City Chiefs trounced the Green Bay Packers last night (putting up 30 points, even—their most in a preseason contest since 2003), … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Camarohead, KC chiefs, preseason, worthless
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Leftridge: Chiefs Taking This ‘Offseason Thing’ Way Seriously
According to my kick-ass KCC Tipsters—aka, a graphic I saw on KMBC Channel 9—Kansas City Chiefs’ new season ticket sales are up an impressive 112% from last year and renewals up 5. As the free-agent signing period chugs along, the … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Chase Daniel, free agents, KC chiefs
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