Tag Archives: Craigslist
Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist, Father’s Day Edition
Dads, right? I mean, we all got ‘em. Most of the time, they’re at LEAST pretty OK if not better, and even if they’re in prison or like, violently racist, they’re still our DADS, right? They brought us into this … Continue reading
Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist, Mother’s Day Edition
Recent studies have shown that, scientifically, most people were born with a mother. (Or born from a mother? Born OF a mother? Whatever.) Furthermore, a 1998 survey by research doctors in the field of science shows that most people keep … Continue reading
Leftridge: New Year’s Eve, Craigslist Style
Well, Christmas is over and our lives are terrible again, but we can get shit back on track by having a festive time next week, too. Wednesday is New Year’s Eve, a magic night when people who don’t drink that … Continue reading
Glazer: Close but No Cigar for Injury Riddled, Talent Poor Chiefs
I have to admit it… Chiefs coach Andy Reid and QB Alex Smith put out a hell of a game plan. Yes, they’re still 0-2, but at kleast they found their soul today. Taking the AFC Champion Denver Broncos down … Continue reading
Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist, Back to School Edition
Believe it or not, it’s almost back-to-school-time, a magical epoch at which parents are freed from the shackles of their godforsaken heathens and once again, almost fully functional people. Gone are the days of expensive summer sitters and Vacation Bible … Continue reading
Leftridge: Craigslist Crap, Memorial Day Edition
Memorial Day is finally here… Can you believe it’s been a year already? It seems like only yesterday we were all going to the cemetery and paying respect to our fine nation’s departed service people. Well, those of us who … Continue reading
Leftridge: Free Crap on Craigslist, the Graduation Edition
Graduation time. When today’s youth begin their birth-assured death march toward tomorrow’s uncertain life. They walk across the stage, diploma in hand, head held high, a smile on their face, ready to tackle the future. If they’re graduating from high … Continue reading
Leftridge: Snowed In? Lots of Free Firewood on Craigslist
If you’re anything like me—and honestly, there are worse ways to be, I promise—you’re pretty much an abject failure when it comes to gift giving. Oh sure, you have moments of brilliance—something someone was pining for, or something intensely personal … Continue reading
Leftridge: Christmas Gift Ideas for the Thin of Wallet
Like it or not, it’s that time of year. The stockings have been hung by the chimney with care, some guy named Black Pete may or may not be coming to frighten your children to death, and everyone everywhere (except … Continue reading
Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist
Craigslist is great. Craigslist is terrifying. Like it says in Corinthians, Craigslist is all things to all men. It is a shot-to-shit 1983 Nissan Sentra with blown shocks, blood stains on the cloth interior and a cool 298K on the … Continue reading