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Glazer: The Real True Hollywood Story of The Jones Pool

I went to The Jones Saturday and here is the truth about all the rumors…

It was packed – bodies everywhere. Mostly a white crowd, not urban, as I’d heard. I’d say there were 400 people and it was standing room only. There was a short line and it costs 10 bucks to get in. pool area. Plus two bucks for a towel – they won’t let you bring yours. And you have to fork out five more bucks to park in the building all day, unless you want to hoof it down a bunch of side streets in your Speedo.

So 20 bucks all in, now you have to buy your drinks…..

The pool is kinda small but interesting. It’s only waste deep, like three feet of water. Now here’s the interesting angle;

THE POOL DANCE IS A DANCE FLOOR. Continue reading

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Glazer: Give Mel Gibson a Break!

OK, so I’m a Jew and should hate Mel Gibson...

I don’t.

In fact, I kinda feel sorry for him. Especially if it turns out he never actually did hit his girlfriend. A personal private phone call should be just that, private. Aren’t there laws about that?

We don’t know what she did to egg him on because it’s not part of the recording she made public. She knew she was recording the conversation, so she could be careful what she was saying while Mel had no idea he was being recorded.

Again, not to excuse Gibson’s radical comments on blacks, Latinos and his past remarks about Jews, however up until now he’s committed no serious crimes. It’s not like he’s a member of the KKK or a Nazi. As far as we know, anyway.

This to me looks like the curtain coming down on a killer Hollywood career. Continue reading

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Glazer: Love on the Rocks, Ain’t No Surprise

You guys are correct I owe you an explaination regarding “Marriage Doesn’t Work” from my own experience…

I was married for the first and only time in 2003 to my ex wife Continue reading

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Glazer: Marriage Doesn’t Work, the Don’ts Behind I Do

It’s no secret that one and one does not make two forever…

So why doesn’t marriage work? Why do nearly 65 percent of marriages end in divorce? Continue reading

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Glazer: Wayans Jr. follows Famous Father at Stanford’s

Shameless plug time…

Caught up to my pal Continue reading

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Glazer: How to Pick Up Chicks and Live to Tell the Story

OK, so now that you’ve gotten past the “Craig is such a smart ass, arrogant prick” thing, here we go….

Over the years, I’ve learned much on the craft of picking up the hotties. Continue reading

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Glazer: The Fine Art of Threesomes Explained

When I say threesome, I’m not talking about at the golf course.

Yes, the sex fantasy we don’t talk about much- but think about late at night in front of the TV or while drifting off to sleep. So here comes some expert advice from a guy who knows too much. And has seen way too much. I know all the haters are already thinking, “What the f–k does he know” Well simply put, half a century on the planet with most of my adult life having been spent in Hollywood living that life. That gives me the green light here, sorry…

So read and learn. Continue reading

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Glazer: Calling All Kougars, Lay Down Your Arms

Nice try ladies…

With all this Kougar crap – older women with younger men. It’s over girls; it failed and hard. Never really got off the ground did it?

Men have always had the luxury of dating much younger women. Always. Continue reading

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Glazer: Forget Sprint Center & Power & Light, The Glazer Plan

So we lost the Big Twelve – another crippling blow to our city.

Hey, it’s not like this is a first or something.

We’ve made lots of mistakes trying to rebuild KC; 18th and Vine (major loser), the Continue reading

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Glazer: Local Celeb Scene Running on Empty

Most cities are measured to some significant extent by their list of Who’s Who of local celebs...

Here’s an area we have always been thin in. Way too thin. Lets take a look at this group today. When I say local celeb, I mean one who still lives in Kansas City. And who has both a local, and to some extent at least, a national presence. People who create a Wow Effect when they enter the room, restaurant or night spot.

Don’t get me wrong, we have launched tons of national stars.

Trouble is, they tend top move away and don’t come back here to live. Sinbad,Louie Anderson,Debra Winger – were all Continue reading

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Glazer Guest Shot: Can Kansas City Get Back its Cool?

What the hell happened to our city?

You can hardly watch an old western or gangster flick and not hear something like, “When we get the money let’s head to Kansas City and have some real fun.”

Yeah, in the late l800’s we had Wyatt and Doc, Jesse, The Youngers and later John Dillinger, Continue reading

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