Tag Archives: Brandon Leftridge
Leftridge: March Madness Infographic
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Infographic, March Madness, nerds
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Leftridge: The Internet is a Vapid Wasteland
While it’s not exactly “breaking news,” Holy Christesticles is the internet one big pile of useless, diarrhea covered garbage. Submitted for your approval, a recent “article” I stumbled across that appeared as clickbait nonsense on the front page of Yahoo!. … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Nigerian scammer, Sonic, The Internet is a Vapid Wasteland, Yahoo!
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Leftridge: Checking in with the AL Champs
I haven’t been paying close attention to spring training. I attribute this to three things. First, I might still be suffering from a World Series hangover. It seems like just yesterday I was having my heart ripped out and shat … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Eric Hosmer, John Lamb, KC Royals, Kris Medlen, puke, Spring Training
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Leftridge: All Hail King Sweeney
Yesterday, the Kansas City Royals announced that Michael John Sweeney would be the 26th player elected to their Hall of Fame. This makes very good and complete sense, as Michael John—or “Mike” as he is more commonly called—was a good … Continue reading
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Tagged back spasms, Brandon Leftridge, cracker factory, Hall of Fame, KC Royals, Mike Sweeney
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Leftridge: RIP Harris Wittels
Comedy writer Harris Wittels, 30, was found dead in his Los Angeles home yesterday from what was probably a drug overdose. Wittels, inventor of the humblebrag and producer/writer for Parks and Rec, Eastbound and Down and The Sarah Silverman Program … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, dead comedians, Harris Wittels, humblebrag, Mitch Hedberg
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Leftridge: TV Time: The Best Worst Spin Offs
Better Call Saul premieres Sunday night (and Monday night, kinda), and like everyone else who knows what’s good, my bowels are quaking in nervous, anticipatory terror. The anticipation is one of both dread and glee; riding the coat tails of … Continue reading
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Tagged Better Call Saul, Brandon Leftridge, Cheers, spin-offs, The Toretellis, TV Time
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Leftridge: How to Cater Your Super Bowl Party
Heads up—the Super Bowl is on Sunday. Bill Belichick and his Saggy Balled Boys will take on Marshawn “The Mute Madman” Lynch. Here are some things we know will likely happen: -The game will be terrible because theoretically, it SHOULD … Continue reading
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Tagged 'lil smokies, Bill Belichick, Brandon Leftridge, chili, Doritos, fat kid, Super Bowl, wardrobe malfunction
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Leftridge: The Hubbub About Balls
SUPER BOWL SCANDAL! DEFLATIONGATE! BALLGHAZI! In case you’ve been somewhere under a rock—or, you know, not in front of a television or a computer or a newspaper or a radio for the past couple of days—here’s the biggest story in … Continue reading
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Tagged Aaron Rodgers, Andrew Luck, Ballghazi, Balls, Bill Belichick, Brandon Leftridge, D’Qwell Jackson, Patriots Balls, Super Bowl, Tom Brady
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Leftridge: Here’s How My New Year’s Resolution Went
Four out of every seven Americans will make a New Year’s Resolution; three of those four will fail within the first three weeks. The remaining one individual will keep that resolution for at least one month, but half of that … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Climp from Delaware, McDouble, New Year's Resolution, sausage chili
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Leftridge: TV Time: Impractical Jokers is the Funniest Show on Television
This may sound weird, but Impractical Jokers is the funniest show on television. Now this sentence will be read and subsequently responded to in one of two ways: 1) Yeah, no shit! or 2) What in the ever loving hell … Continue reading
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Tagged Boko Haram, Brandon Leftridge, Christ's nuts, Impractical Jokers, Isis
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Leftridge: TV Time: So Many Shows, So Little Time
There’s a period of time—we’re coming out of it right now, actually—where all of the shows have gone into a merciful Christmas slumber. They’re not done for the season, but they’re also not willing to lose viewership to Frosty’s Still … Continue reading
Leftridge: New Year’s Eve, Craigslist Style
Well, Christmas is over and our lives are terrible again, but we can get shit back on track by having a festive time next week, too. Wednesday is New Year’s Eve, a magic night when people who don’t drink that … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Craigslist, John Deere, New Year's Eve, party, party ideas
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Leftridge: Royals Add More Pieces Through Free Agency
After the ho-hum signing of designated hitter Kendrys Morales, the Kansas City Royals unleashed a flurry of punches in the 12th round, signing outfielder Alex Rios as well as starting pitchers Edinson Volquez and Kris Medlen. While two of the jabs … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Rios, Brandon Leftridge, Dammit, Dayton, Edinson Volquez, Hot Stove, Kris Medlen
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Leftridge: KC Takes “No Room for Improvement!” Approach at Winter Meetings, Apparently
Hot off of their first World Series appearance in almost three decades (when I stop and think about that, it still freaks me out and doesn’t feel quite “real”), the Kansas City Royals headed into Major League Baseball’s winter meetings … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, KC Royals, Kendrys Morales, Luke Hochevar, MLB Winter Meetings
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Leftridge: I Need a Christmas Tree
Like the headlines suggests, I need a Christmas tree. Okay, well let me be clear: I need a new Christmas tree. See, I already have one. As I type this, there is a plastic trash bag in my basement that … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, christmas, Christmas tree, Elton John fucking a fir, John Waters
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Leftridge: Thanksgiving Guests, Ranked
The holiday season is officially here. For many, this means long travels to exotic destinations like, Akron, Ohio and Tecumseh Springs, Oklahoma where, “ugh… my family lives.” It’s a time for reflection and fellowship, both of which work best with … Continue reading
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Tagged Akron, babies, Brandon Leftridge, Calvin Johnson, Ohio, Thanksgiving
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Leftridge: Fresh Off World Series, Royals Seek Replacement Parts
With Major League Baseball’s off season hootenanny officially underway—Ned Yost finished third in AL Manager of the Year voting, btw—it’s time for rumors to start flying faster than insults regarding intellect and/or sexuality in the KCC comments section. So far, … Continue reading
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Tagged Billy Butler, Brandon Leftridge, Brett Anderson, Ervin Santana, free agents, James Shields, KC Royals, Milky, Nori Aoki, offseason, Yasmany Tomas
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Leftridge: Fans Revolt After Chiefs Announce London Game
Yesterday, the Kansas City Chiefs announced that they’d join in the NFL’s aggressive push for global domination by playing a game next season against the Detroit Lions in London, England. Unsurprisingly, the announcement was met with calamitous fury from “Chiefs’ … Continue reading
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Tagged Boxing Day, Brandon Leftridge, KC chiefs, NFL in London
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Hearne: Facing Up to the Bitter Realities of Royals Baseball
In the end, didn’t we all know better? Coming back after a Rip Van Winkle coma is no small thing, and even people like me who had moved on with their lives leaving Major League Baseball in the distant rearview mirror were charmed by … Continue reading
Hearne: World Series Grab Bag – Everything You Need to Know & More
Maybe you’ve got hours to kill running down anything and everything Royals… I’m betting though that you don’t – even if you have World Series fever – and who doesn’t these days? – you’ve still got a life, right? Example: I totally … Continue reading
