Tag Archives: Ben Zobrist
Leftridge: Welp, Here Goes Game 5
As if you didn’t know, the Kansas City Royals played a game of some measurable excitement Monday afternoon, besting the Houston Astros and staving off elimination. I’m told it was very, very thrilling. (I was listening and watching the little … Continue reading
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Tagged Ben Zobrist, Brandon Leftridge, Johnny Cueto, KC Royals, playoffs?!?
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Leftridge: The Kansas City Royals Are Going to Kill Me
The Royals went out and got Johnny Cueto and Ben Zobrist which is exactly what I hoped they’d do, so I know now that the acquisitions have to be huge mistakes because I’m never right about shit like this. They … Continue reading
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Tagged Ben Zobrist, Boulevard, Brandon Leftridge, Brush Creek, Eric Hosmer, hobo-piss, KC Royals, Lorenzo Cain, Nori Aoki
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Leftridge: Trade Deadline Approaches; Offense Targets
Last week, I pleaded with the Royals to sign a starting pitcher. This was before Jason Vargas blew up his elbow (though that wasn’t exactly shocking, given his previous injuries this season) and before OPENING DAY STARTER Yordano Ventura had … Continue reading
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Tagged Ben Zobrist, Brandon Leftridge, Cespedes, Jay Bruce, KC Royals, orgasm in pant, Trade Deadline, Upton
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Leftridge: Hurry Back, Alex Gordon
In a piece dated July 14, 2012—so, long before most casual fans has amassed significant and appropriate appreciation—I suggested in no uncertain terms that the success of this team rode squarely on the shoulders of the (then) oft-injured Lorenzo Cain. … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Gordon, Ben Zobrist, Brandon Leftridge, groin, Lorenzo Cain
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