Hearne: Murphy’s (Leftridge’s) Law Interrupts Honeymoon, Takes Down Site

Can’t a guy get married, leave town for a bit on a honeymoon without the site getting taken down?

Ridiculous as that may sound – not the getting married and going on a honeymoon part – but out of the clear blue sky, somebody dug up a column Brandon Leftridge wrote in 2012, filed a complaint with KCC’s website host and down we all went.

Something about running a couple of pics with underage minors.

But don’t ask me, the pics are now gone and not having looked at them for like eight years, I have no clue. And how nice of Bluehost to – allegedly – shoot me an email about taking them down – which if I got it, I never saw it – and then tanking the entire site. Then not getting it back up until like three days after the pics in question were deleted.

So as I site here in my tiny room at the Elk Mountain Lodge in Crested Butte, Colorado making up excuses, the question its, now what?

I’ve got it!

How about I resurrect Leftridge’s “controversial” column – which kinda sorta has a tie in to life today and you guys make the call.

Here tis:

How to Win Friends & Influence People (by Joining a Street Gang)

Regardless of the reason, it’s come down to this: you need a family composed of violent strangers whose main concern is territory and biggest threat is the encroachment of law enforcement and/or gentrification.

You’ve come to the right place.

Because, while picking a gang can be as hard as choosing a respected optometrist, it can also be made easier by knowing what each individual club stands for.

And that’s where I come in.

So read, and learn. And with my help, you’re sure to find a crew that fits your specific needs; after all, a gang is like a known vagina. It should fit snugly, but never be a gelatinous, sloppy mess. Continue reading

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Hearne: Star’s Dave Helling Tries to Paint Patrick Mahomes Into a Corner

Patrick Mahomes leads crowd with chops at Super Bowl victory rally

Was a time former KCTV firebrand Dave Helling was in a league of his own…

Head and shoulders above most local television news anchors and their stereotypically vanilla ways. Borderline cutting edge even. Enough so that Helling was invited tom write a column for a local alternative news publication.

His “truth watch” busting bogus local political ads set a standard above and beyond the phony, politically-based “fact checkers” of today.

Unfortunately, Helling’s  different drumbeat approach fell short of the mark at KCTV and  they cut him loose. That’s when I stepped in and arranged for Helling to come to KC Star publisher Art Brisbane‘s 2008 going away bash at Knucklehead’s that I had organized. And there I introduced Helling to Star editor Mark Zieman who snapped him up almost immediately and remade him as a columnist.

Unfortunately it proved a bit of a stretch, and despite Helling’s high profile, he withered away.

Turns out being a TV newsie and an actual journalist are two different things.

But with Zieman atop the Star’s management slag heap, until recently, Helling managed to survive, landing a slot on the newspaper’s all-knowing editorial board.

That said, it’s not easy hanging onto a paycheck for a long-in-the-tooth, white-as-a-sheet male at a bankrupt newspaper going through endless succession of layoffs and pay cuts.

What better time to pen a politically correct column kissing up to your editorial board bosses telling KC’s most famous, beloved personality, Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, to shape up and rid KC and the world of its unbelievably racist tomahawk chop.

Talk about mailing it in…

“Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes makes his voice heard. He should talk about the Tomahawk Chop,” the headline reads.

A little background…

For like decades the Kansas City Star and others have  been chop shaming the Chiefs and Atlanta Braves to get them to stop that goofy football Florida State invented.

And every so many years, someone in the media digs up a Native American or three to explain how disrespectful the cheer is. Followed at times by the Chiefs choking out some cash and digging up some other Native Americans to say it’s no big deal.

To date – forgiver me for what I’m about to say – it’s been a Mexican standoff.

Ah, but now that Mahomes has elected to weigh in on the George Floyd police killing and says he plans to continue to speak truth to power, Helling stumbled onto a genius column idea; use what’s left of the Star’s editorial clout to shame the Chiefs QB into entering into the anti chop fray. Continue reading

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Hearne: Westport Entertainment Legend Bites The Dust

How could I not write about the passing of Dave McQuitty?

For well over 20 years the controversial local entertainment honcho loomed large – for better and for worse – beginning in Westport’s early entertainment infancy.

McQuitty’s United Entertainment managed a number of prominent, local cover bands and ran nightclubs such as the Lone Star, Hurricane, London’s, Shadow and Guitars & Cadillacs. Bands like the Clique, Charlie and the Stingrays and Rampage.

In the 1980s and early 1990s McQuitty was basically the guy in Westport.

“He was,” says longtime area rock promoter and heavy metal kingpin Jim Kilroy.“Here’s what I remember about him when I started out with Banzai magazine. Everybody I encountered in the local music industry said, ‘He screwed me.’ Everyone said, ‘He fucked me.’ That’s how I remember him.”

Did Kilroy ever hear anything nice about McQuitty?

“Well, of course, when he passed away,” Kilroy says.

In the early days when I took over running the Pitch as a record store rag and converting it into an alternative news and entertainment weekly, McQuitty was our biggest advertiser. A position he often leveraged in any number of heavy handed ways to try and bend our writers and editorial slant to his will (mostly unsuccessfully).

Like when we did a controversial “Violence in Westport” cover.

Yet there was another side to Dangerous Dave – apart from his being an entertainment and behind-the-scenes, small time political bully. A side that transcended his garish parading around Westport in a bright red Dodge Viper. Continue reading

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Sutherland: Why Not to Rename J.C. Nichols Fountain (Especially Without a Public Vote)

Legendary KC Star racist William Rockhill Nelson: Time to rename Rockhill Road and the Nelson-Atkins Museum?

Flashback, anyone?

Three years back KCC scribe Dwight Sutherland saddled up to put former Star staffer Steve Kraske in his place for suggesting Kansas City take Country Club Plaza developer J.C. Nichols name off the iconic fountain just east of the Plaza.

Well, what goes around comes around, right?

In the interest of breathing a less  breathless opinion into the mix, I’m reposting Sutherland’s screed.

And leave us not repeat the mistake of renaming the Paseo sans a public vote.

So here we go…

Sutherland: The Hypocrisy of Steve Kraske & The Kansas City Star

In fact, the surest way to establish one’s street cred with other members of the liberal/left is to attack the legitimacy of our country’s traditions and institutions.

This started well over 100 years ago, with the publication in 1913 of Charles Beard’s “An Economic Interpretation of the Constitution of the United States.”

According to Professor Beard, our constitution was the result of a secret plan by a well born elite to protect its power and wealth, particularly the wealth embodied in chattel slavery.

Like most leftist critiques, its value was that it discredited the very founding of the country. The American project was immoral “ab initio,” i.e. it was illegitimate from the first act. More recently, this argument has been expanded to include not just the founders, but the discoverer of America.

For at the last 30 years, history textbooks have depicted Christopher Columbus as a genocidal monster. Is it any wonder the local newspaper reported the vandalizing of his statue in various cities across the country?

Two months ago the Kansas City Star ran an opinion piece by freelance opinion columnist Steve Kraske reflecting an application of this mentality to local history.

Kraske’s June 16th piece demonstrated that the national mania for erasing the historical monuments to people who do not meet current standards of political correctness had reached Kansas City (“Everything’s up to date . . . etc.”)

Kraske argued that the J.C. Nichols Fountain on the Country Club Plaza should be renamed. He reasoned that the eponymous Jesse Clyde Nichols showed himself as a vicious racist by using racially restrictive covenants in deeds conveying ownership of homes in J.C. Nichols Company developments.

While Kraske conceded that most other developers at the time used similar exclusionary language, he said Nichols’ use was particularly effective and he should bear a large share of the blame for the resulting racial segregation in Kansas City.

This of course justified taking Nichol’s name off one if our city’s most iconic landmarks. (Which Nichols paid for, by the way!)

There are so many arguments against this position it’s hard to know where to begin.

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Hearne: Kansas City-Lawrence Concert Scene on Death Row?

Where to begin…

The Kansas City concert scene has so many loose ends at this point, it’s all but impossible to stitch them together.

In short, things are a mess, on top of which there are plenty of nasty, behind the scenes politics with only a few fleeting signs of actual life….like at Knuckleheads.

For starters, everything pretty much skidded to a halt in March when the coronavirus hit.

Which mostly the kibosh on all things entertainment from the Bottleneck, Granada and Liberty Hall in Lawrence to the Uptown, TrumanStarlight, Sandstone and Kauffman in KC.

Local promoters like Jeff Fortier scrambled to try and live-to-tell-the-story, by joining with other promoters nationally and among other things, reaching out to the Governor of Missouri for a helping hand.

The idea being if smaller local and regional promoters and venues go out of biz, concertgoers and locals will be at the mercy of huge organizations like Live Nation and AEG.

And while things are starting to open up slowly, most of the heavy duty touring acts have postponed or cancelled their shows for the balance of the year.

Leaving less deep-pocketed venues like the Uptown, Liberty Hall, Sandstone and what used to be the Crossroads on life support with no guarantee of survival.

Speaking of which, a falling out between longtime area promoter Brett Mosiman and rival promoter Jeff Fortier and Grinders owner – the artist known as Stretch – resulted in Crossroads KC losing the rights to use its well-established name. Continue reading

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Hearne: Scratch One Upscale Prairie Village Movieplex

Stan Durwood (complete with late life “rug”

One of Prairie Village‘s hippest entertainment options appears to have blown taps…

Rumor has it that the best-kept-secret movie and dining complex known as Standees – named after former AMC Theatres head honcho Stan Durwood – is no more.

“I’ve heard are rumors that it will not be coming back,” says KCC movie scribe Jack Poessiger. “It’s been a tough go for that little theater.”

Indeed, since opening in 2013, the “entertaining eatery” has struggled – both as a restaurant and as a tiny three plex movie theater.

The last movie I saw there was Crazy Rich Asians in the summer of 2018. Continue reading

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Hearne: Amazon Buying AMC Rumor an Embarrassing Bust

Everybody in the journalism game loves a good yarn…

By the opposite token, everyone in the journalism racket hates swallowing embarrassing corrections. So it is that you have to search really hard to find that a widely reported story that Amazon was interested in buying KC-based movie exhibitor AMC Theaters was bogus.

“Say Amazon actually buys AMC Theatres,” reads then headline non Fortune. “What would that be like?”

“A curious thing happened Monday morning: Shares of struggling AMC Theatres leapt by as much as 56%, to $6.41, after a report circulated that Amazon held talks with the movie chain over a potential takeover,” the story begins. “The report’s controversial publisher, the U.K.’s Daily Mail, said it was unclear if the discussions were still active or if they would lead to a deal, citing unnamed sources. Neither AMC nor Amazon responded to Fortune’s request for comment, though Amazon told others that it does not comment on speculation. Whatever the report’s veracity, the impact the speculation had on AMC’s stock was very much real, and a fascinating development for the world’s largest movie theater chain given its recent fortunes.”

Fortunes that include a reported $2.2 billion loss and widespread speculation that the coronavirus pandemic could lead to a fatal bankruptcy filing.

Just one problem…a largely unreported one…

“That was a bad rumor,” says KCC movie scribe Jack Poessiger. “They got the wrong AMC. It was the AMC cable network – American Movie Classics .” Continue reading

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Hearne: Mission Improbable, KC’s Newspaper of Record’s Tax Scam Falls Flat

Mark Zieman

Ready for some head scratching?

 

 

It wasn’t all that long ago that big shots at the Kansas City Star – like former editor / publisher Mark Zieman – would light their cigars with the kind of chump change it took the newspaper more than a month to raise after running countless ads online and in print, begging readers to choke out $25 or more to try and keep the bankrupt newspaper afloat.

Now let’s flash back 10 years to when Zieman bagged subscribers for an extra buck or so for the Star’s Thanksgiving newspaper with all the Black Friday ads. The rationale being that because the Star sold so many ads it cost more to print and deliver the paper.

However instead of just reveling in the bountiful ad harvest, the Star decided to levy something like an additional charge on subscribers to cover the printing cost.

Think about it…

In one fell swoop, the Star of old bagged readers for an easy 200 grand.

That was then… Continue reading

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Hearne: We Interrupt This Pandemic to Bring You….

Sometimes a guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do…

In my case, the death of life as we knew it in Kansas City – combined with the daily drip of coronavirus news, the death of sports, entertainment and other most everyday distractions – left me flat.

Kinda like you maybe.

Naturally, the ongoing journalistic erosion at the Kansas City Star continued to provide plenty of angst, but it just didn’t seem to matter much.  So I took a bit of time off to more fully engage in boring, lame behavior.

Sure, it was kinda cool when Westport wild man Bill Nigro contracted the Big C, then managed to survive despite his age and adult diabetes. He spent like three days on the potty – eyeball-to-eyeball with the Grim Reaper – and yet lived to tell the story.

Of course the Star was predictably and tediously biased – as is the case with most mainstream media these days – but how much lame handwringing and boring nitpicking did you guys need from me, give the city and country’s sad state of affairs.

So I did what Paul Wilson would probably call AWOL and went down periscope.

Ah, but that was then. Continue reading

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Hearne: Public Health Honcho Puppet Masters Restaurants, KC Mayor

The man behind KC’s ridiculous 10-10-10 plan…

Quinton Lucas, you say?

Noop, not according to Westport businessman and coronavirus survivor Bill Nigro.

That distinction goes to Kansas City public health director Rex Archer, Nigro says.

“Rex Archer is a total germaphobe,” says Nigro, who’s owned and/or overseen any number of restaurants and bars over the past three decades.  “He’s been a thorn in the side of the restaurant and bar business for years.

“And that’s who Quinton Lucas is listening to – he’s said it several times – that he listens to the health department. And Archer thinks if Quinton opens things up now he’s going to kill dozens of people. But Rex Archer has never owned a business and he doesn’t realize what this is doing to local businesses.”

Nigro says Archer’s behind the mayor’s recently announced, controversial 10-10-10 plan to reopen local businesses.

A plan that limits customers to 10 percent of building occupancy or 10 people, whichever is larger (including staffers) and requires them to record the names, contact information and times when the customers come in and out of the businesses for anyone who comes in for 10 minutes or more.

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Hearne: Alms for the KC Star Update

Wright Thompson

The beat goes on…

A curious attempt by the Kansas City Star to try and raise $200,000 by beseeching readers to contribute moneys so they can afford to pay their writers, is up and running.

 

In one week’s time, the Star has taken in more than 17 grand in online, “tax free” donations, funneled through a tiny Michigan nonprofit.

The question being, how can a small nonprofit grant tax free status to donations directed to a for profit biz like the Star?  Continue reading

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Hearne: KC Based AMC Theatres Picks a Dangerous Fight

Revenge of the Trolls?

One of Kansas City’s last remaining corporate titans is fighting for its life…

The venerable AMC Theatres – founded by local movie visionary Stan Durwood – is going toe-to-toe with Universal Studios, one of Hollywood’s most distinguished moviemakers.

“The movie theater industry can’t afford the fight AMC just picked,” reads one headline. “Movie theaters need film studios more than the studios need theaters,” reads another.

Unfortunately for the local good guys, both headlines are correct.

The sad reality being that not just AMC – but movie theaters in general – could be one of the biggest permanent victims of the coronavirus pandemic.

The closing of theaters has forced moviemakers to hold back blockbusters like the new James Bond, Fast and Furious and Mulan.

So Universal decided to release its Trolls World Tour as a $19.99 rental, which thus far has grossed nearly $100 million and become the biggest digital movie release ever.

Much to AMC and exhibiters like Regal and Cinemark’s chagrin.

“Trolls was anticipated to be one of the big spring movies,” says KC Confidential movie man Jack Poessiger. “So I think it would have done about the same money at the box office had all the theaters not been closed. But it performed well on pay-per-view – better than might have been expected – and normally movies don’t release their pay-per-view numbers. In fact, this is the first time I’ve ever seen it.”

AMC wasn’t about to take it sitting down – especially after the head of Universal said,”As soon as theaters reopen, we expect to release movies on both formats.”

In other words, at the exact same time – or as they say in the movie biz – “day and date.” Continue reading

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Hearne: Newspaper Launches Questionable Covid-19 ‘Tax Dodge’ to Raise Money

Tax dodge, anyone?

Seems like anything goes at the Kansas City Star these days. And as the saying goes, a drowning man will clutch at a straw. Or as the Cambridge Dictionary defines it, ‘someone who is in a very difficult situation will take any available opportunity to improve it.”

As evidenced by an unsettling news story in Sunday’s Star that ran under the headline, “Subscribe or donate: Help KC Star keep covering coronavirus.”

A deeper dive reveals that unlike most news stories addressing business issues involving the newspaper, this one ran sans a reporter’s byline. Instead the byline reads, “BY THE KANSAS CITY STAR.”

Trust me, very unusual.

In a nutshell, the story beseeches locals to subscribe to the newspaper or “even better, you can suggest friends and neighbors do the same.”

And while that sounds pretty lame, in the words of Bachman Turner Overdrive, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

Check it:

“If you’d like to help and you’re a subscriber, you can now make a tax deductible donation to preserve local journalism,” it continues. “We have partnered with the nonprofit Local Media Foundation, which is accepting contributions on our behalf.”

Hold it right there…

What’s a tiny, fishy-sounding non profit in Lake City, Michigan doing laundering money for a for profit biz like the Star?

Good question, says a Kansas City attorney who was dumbfounded by the concept.

“You’re not buying a subscription to the Star, you’re donating to the Local Media Foundation which is a non profit, which takes your donation and siphons it off to the Kansas City Star – which is a for profit company – and you get a tax deduction for it,” the attorney says. “What kind of bullshit is that?

“I mean, how can you use a non profit to give money to a company that is for profit and you get a tax deduction?” Continue reading

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Hearne: Fair + Balanced at KC’s Newspaper of Record?

pre divorce Greitens

Watching the Star pretend to be vital is an exercise the suspension of disbelief…

We do it all the time watching movies. Pretend that the creepy dude on screen the is the real deal, in order to enjoy the movie more.

In other words, we suspend our disbelief in order to be properly terrified or whatever emotion the moviemaker is trying to elicit.

Similarly, to more fully appreciate the news and opinions in the Kansas City Star, we must pretend what we’re reading is fair, balanced and unbiased.

Okay, quick time out.

Does anybody who follows the Star (or New York Times, Washington Post, etc actually believe that’s the case? That objectivity rules?

Other than maybe folks like fellow blogger Jim Fitzpatrick – who after decades of working at the newspaper and swallowing his fair share of the kool-aid–and viewing life through that same political prism.

In other words, news media wise, Jim’s pretty much normal…

Unlike my 16 years at the Star, where I was viewed by most fellow staffers as an outsider.

As such, I can assure you that group think among reporters and editors was way more contagious than the coronavirus – if not nearly as deadly.

That said, I did a pretty good job of blending in and bending to their will and reporting standards. Which was evidenced by my rise to among the highest read and paid writers.

And thus most reporters there recognized that my mission was to provide a departure from the conventional norms via alternative viewpoints.

Which is why Jason Whitlock and I were the highest paid and read columnists.

Unfortunately most of the journalistic guidelines and practices that rendered the newspaper at least partly objective and less noticeably biased, have gone the way of that ill-fated Dodo bird.

The best (and arguably worst) example is the Star’s heavy-handed editorial board.

These people ares so full of themselves that all but the most liberal leaning readers find themselves in the unenviable position of being journalistically “henpecked.” Continue reading

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Hearne: Westport Icon Bill Nigro Gets Corona, Lives to Tell Story

Nigro & The King many, many pounds ago

Anybody out there who doesn’t have the coronavirus blues?

And frankly, I’m not sure which is worse; worrying if you get it that it may be last hurrah time; watching the mainstream media and Kansas City Star turn everything into a politicized news nightmare; or, you know, actually coming down with the disease.

Westport businessman Bill Nigro found out the hard way, speaking of the latter. 

Two weeks back on a Sunday night, what began as something resembling a good, old fashioned, severe flu, turned into a full blown corona storm that made a true believer out of the 60-something Kansas City entertainment and restaurant czar.

After having a drive-in swab jammed up his nose so far he could almost feel his brain, Nigro was diagnosed with the new, big C.

Whereupon he basically went to heck in a hand basket, lived to tell the story and is now waiting out a two week post coronavirus quarantine, and hoping he’s seen the last of it.

“I feel incredibly better and I haven’t had a fever since a week ago Sunday,” Nigro says. “And I’m starting to gain weight again. I went from almost 160 pounds down to 140 pounds in less than a week – that’s a lot of weight to lose.

“Now I’m just down to being being sick in the head,” he quips. “But I was in pretty peak shape and I think that helped me immensely because I have type two diabetes.”

How bad was it?

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Lefsetz: Trump is Winning, the Left is Losing

Do you think it’s safe to go outside?

Many Democrats are now asking themselves this question.

This is tribal warfare, but the more interesting element is groupthink, how you change someone’s opinion.

Bill Maher said to open America, he wants to go to a restaurant.

Today people are strolling on beaches in Florida, why can’t you? After all, you believe you’re Covid-19 free.

Sure, some people are asymptomatic carriers, but obviously you’re not one, and you’re not going to infect anyone, so you should be able to go outside. And if you get near someone else…nothing will happen, because they’re confident they’re healthy too.

Then you’ve got Bethany McLean, a business reporter for Vanity Fair, saying Florida didn’t run out of hospital beds as predicted, so maybe the people are right.

“And yet, the predicted surge that was supposed to overwhelm hospitals due to Floridians’ obvious stupidity hasn’t happened yet. Maybe they know something that the states shutting their parks don’t.”

So now you’re wondering…maybe you’re wrong, maybe you’ve been taking this too seriously, after all, many people you know who’ve been loose with self-quarantining are just fine. You know, the people who had their housekeeper come, albeit wearing a mask, those who’ve seen their grandchildren. And you’re losing money sitting at home.

You did it for over a month, and that’s enough.

So, the self-quarantiners wonder if it’s worth it to stay at home at all, if everybody else is not.

Meanwhile, the other side is just fighting with science.

But science is fungible, haven’t you heard?

As for statistics, they can be manipulated, so you’re best off not believing any of them, just go with your gut.

As for facts… Trump’s not wearing a mask, he’s fine, and he’s around people all the time. Same deal with Congresspeople, sure, some got infected, but maybe they got it elsewhere, otherwise all of Congress would be infected.

And if you’re rich, fine, but I could use the money from going back to work.

And I’m sick and tired of listening to Dr. Fauci – he’s a tool of Trump and he’s lost credibility.

I think I’m gonna go with the flow, it’s time to open America.

It’s time for me to live my life. It’s time to put Covid-19 in the rearview mirror.

After all, nobody I know died. As for the people who did die…people are dying all the time. And that’s another question I have. Are more people dying from this than the flu, and isn’t China to blame?

The right has been on a full court press to make Covid-19 a political issue.

You may not have seen Dr. Fauci on Laura Ingraham’s broadcast, but you should read this and watch the video:

“Fox News host Laura Ingraham’s interview with Anthony Fauci goes sideways – Fauci repeatedly dismissed Ingraham’s dodgy premises in an interview that reinforced how punditry like Ingraham’s has flown in the face of what health officials are saying.”

Just as interesting is this story about Michael Savage, who turns out to have a Ph.D with training as an epidemiologist:

“Why Michael Savage Is Blasting Hannity and the Right-Wing Media on the Virus – Mr. Savage, the conservative radio host, is still loyal to President Trump but says right-wing media got it all wrong by doubting the severity of the coronavirus early on.”

Neither of these stories got any legs, never mind not being featured on Fox or other right wing outlets, which amplify the words of doctors Phil and Oz. And you might dismiss them, but the reason they’re being featured at all is because they’ve got large audiences, primarily those of housewives, who make decisions about the health of their children.

The left does not understand how to play this game.

The left does not know how to get people to question their values and beliefs. The left is not organized, it’s busy infighting, coming to consensus, abhorring leaders and being left behind.

What is the promise of Biden’s campaign? A RETURN TO NORMALCY!

We’re not going back to normalcy, just like we’re not going back to dial telephones and vinyl records.

Oh, oops, that’s something the left has been able to sell, a faulty story about the return of vinyl records, when their distribution and revenue is de minimis in the world of music consumption and revenue.

But you’ve got people amplifying these falsehoods. Just like you’ve got the Never Trumpers, does it make any difference? NO! Continue reading

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Hearne: I Interrupt This Pandemic to Bring You…

twin daughters Savannah and Liza at age 22

The $64 billion question…

“Do you have the Virus?,” asks longtime reader Roger Shelton. “You had a few good articles, but then you just stopped.”

Answer: True, but no.

That said, laying low and catching up on personal stuff has been refreshing, as the world flirts with the end of days.

For example, in January I started working at Honda in Lawrence, after four-plus years at BMW VW Topeka. However, having moved back to KC, the daily drive became ridiculously long and tedious.

Anyway, through the end of March, I had my best month with Honda, even as society ground to a near halt.

Since then, I’ve taken some time off to “self quarantine,” and rather than just fumble around like most media wringing their hands and dramatizing things (rather than providing much in the way of perspective), bagging on Trump, focusing on nursing homes deaths and racial statistics.

Face it, with few exceptions, media coverage of the coronavirus has been lame. Continue reading

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Hearne: So Many Multiplexes, So Few Future Movies

The $64 million question:

Is Universal Studios decision to make first-run movies available on pay-per-view the beginning of the end for mainstream movieplexes like of KC’s AMC Theaters?

“I agree, it could be a game changer of the way they release movies,” says KCC movie maven Jack Poessiger. “And since Universal did it, they’ve all jumped on board except Disney.

“The only thing is, some of the big boys have said that the big pictures – the Mulans – the big productions made for the big screen – they would still keep separate. Whereas the little films, they would offer day-and-date, because those smaller movies already have a hard time making it on the big screen.

“But some factions in the industry think that moving movies to streaming or pay-per-view without a theatrical window diminishes the value of the film to the general public.”

Right now, the new movies that have been moved to the small screen  from shuttered theaters have been out for at least a week.

Raising the question of whether movie makers will now push unreleased movies into the future, like the new James Bond – or release them to Amazon and pay channels?

“That depends on what kind of movies you’re talking about – the Bonds or the Marvels,” Poessiger says.

Even if studios hold back the big fish and send the movie minnows to streaming, there’ll be the issue of how to keep a dozen or more movie auditoriums filled with new product. Continue reading

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Hearne: Life After Death…On Facebook

Paul Fredrocks:
Honk if you still think he’s alive!

You got it, you give it up, you still got it…

To the realms of heaven, hell and purgatory, add Facebook.

Because anymore, the fine line between life and death keeps getting finer, as larger than life local personalities such as former KY102 jock Paul Fredrocks and local comedy king Craig Glazer soldier on – well past their expiration dates – on social media.

Sans some sort of change-of-address system or imaginary expiration date, Facebook continues to feature their – and other dead folks – pages, complete with all of the photos, friends, comments etc, that existed prior to their departing this world.

As in, dying.

For some – ostensibly “friends” -it may be comforting to visit their Facebook pages to reconnect or relive the magic.

It’s certainly a heckuva lot easier than trekking out to some cemetery.

Lately however both Fredrocks and Glazer have celebrated social media birthdays.

Leading to a bizarre spate of congratulatory messages by people clued out to the fact that both have long since taken dirt naps.

“Hope you had a happy day,” wrote a dude named Jim Flink on Fredrocks Facebook page.

“Happy birthday celebrate,” added former KCC columnist Mark Valentine, who garnished his comment a smiley face emoji.

Channel 9 weather wonk Bryan Busby breathed a bit of grim reality into the festivities by adding, “Happy Birthday in heaven, Paul.”

And just a couple days ago, deceased KCC scribe Craig Glazer rose from Facebook’s dead – much to the surprise of some – who weighed in with a host of attaboys and good tidings.

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Hearne: Beginning of The End for AMC, Theaters?

It’s kinda like it was with newspapers…

It was the beginning of the end for the Kansas City Star, Newsweek, Automobile Magazine, the Village Voice and, yes, The Pitch.

When Al Gore‘s big, bad Internet roared to life in the late 1990s, the handwriting was on the wall for most print publications. Not that everybody in the game was aware of it. Hence the Star’s sinking hundreds of millions of bucks into its fancy-schmancy new press pavilion in downtown KC.

Don’t ask me how they made the determination, but somehow or another, the newspaper’s best and brightest concluded that they would be able to harness the power of the web and keep choking out newsprint…which was the cash cow of all cash cows.

Within a handful of years their devastating miscalculation was well on its way to becoming a reality. And somewhere in the neighborhood of 2,000 laid off or otherwise departed staffers later, here we are.

Now let’s apply similar thinking to the latest endangered species, movieplexes.

For years I’ve been pointing out to legendary local movie critic Jack Poessiger how Netflix, Amazon Prime and YouTube have been taking a similar toll on theaters.

Thanks to inflation, box office grosses have risen, but you’d be hard put not to notice how few truly exceptional movies outside of the superhero genre, James Bond and the like are truly must see when they first come out.

Not only because in 90 or so days, people will be able to watch them in the comfort of their homes on giant screens with incredible pictures and sound for a fraction of the cost and hassle of dragging to a multiplex.

Movie industry giants like KC-based AMC Theatres have staved off the inevitable by morphing crowded, uncomfortable theaters into luxurious, state-of-the art movie palaces with a host of gourmet snacks, halfway decent dining choices, cocktails, beer and wine.

Again, for a price.

The even bigger nail in movie theater’s coffins are the amazing array of quality choices available thru Netflix, cable companies and other sources. Continue reading

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