Jack Goes Confidential: Chris Rock Hits With ‘Top Five’

Top-Five-1-Chris-RockYou’ve gotta give Chris Rock a lot of credit… 

After a period of involving himself with—shall we say—less than stellar movie parts, all of the sudden he’s turned edgy again.

Rock wrote, directed and stars in his own motion picture which Paramount picked up for distribution following its triumphant debut at this year’s Toronto Film Festival.

TOP FIVE is a star-studded adult comedy romp, complete with an irresistible romance while digging deep under the surface of the television and movie business and the media in general. Oh, and let’s not forget politics—all while being black and famous in America.

TOP FIVE tells the story of New York City comedian-turned movie star Andre Allen (Rock) whose screen fame consists of starring in the Hammy The Bear action-comedy trilogy—of which he is damn tired.

So he’s made a new beginning in his film career with a dramatic telling of the 1791 Haitian revolution called UPRIZE. And he’s making the media rounds, talk shows and junket sessions in the Big Apple to promote his new movie.

Trouble is, his audience isn’t buying it – they want more Hammy the Bear!

That’s when Rosario Dawson falls into Rock’s life. She’s a reporter for the New York Times assigned to do a feature story on him and—-well, let’s just say things go into some weird directions. Continue reading

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Lefsetz: What Goes Around Comes Around — The 1960s

Screen Shot 2014-12-10 at 1.32.46 PMThis is how the sixties started…

We’ve been told to trust Big Brother, that the government and the corporations know more. That the rich are smart. That we should be thankful we’ve got flat screens.

Hogwash.

They’ve scared you. Frightened you into believing your life is at risk from external forces only they can protect you from. If the government doesn’t scan your phone calls and your e-mails, doesn’t break every law in the Constitution, our whole nation will go under and you with it.

The truth is it has. We’ve lost our country and we’ve got to take it back.

There’s a fiction that musicians will lead the way. But they’re usually last. It’s the abused, those unjustly affected by the system, who revolt first.

That’s right, the sixties began with civil rights demonstrations. Which is why high-paid NFL players protest the chokehold but no musician with millions of Twitter followers has written a song about it… That’s what’s wrong with this nation, all the individuality, we’re only powerful when we come together. Continue reading

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New Jack City: Holiday Air Travel Tips—Read ‘Em & Don’t Weep!

c-travel-dog-airplane_49625_600x450A few holiday angst travel avoidance reminders…

With the legacy carriers all booked to the brim during the upcoming holiday peak travel period, here are a few last minute tips that may keep you from experiencing a ruined Christmas trip.

First off, bear in mind that the carriers have reduced their capacity on practically all routes—yet are experiencing more demand than ever.

What that means for you?

Many prime time flights are overbooked, so if you arrive to the check-in counter late there’s an even greater chance of being bumped—whether you’re holding a confirmation or not!

And since the next flights to that same destination are probably fully booked as well, good luck getting a seat even later that same day.

RULE NO. 1: GET TO THE AIRPORT EARLY! Continue reading

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Glazer: Life in the Bermuda Triangle of Football

why-we-suckThe Chiefs season ended in Arizona…

And Missouri’s football team didn’t belong in the same city as Alabama’s, but somehow they got there. Kansas State kinda showed up, but Baylor had no trouble beating them.

All three teams – as always – just can’t win the big one.

To be fair Missouri has become a really good program. They went to back to back SEC title games, losing both. K-State on the other hand has never really beaten anyone who mattered at the end of the year, so they’re not really on a par with MU.

K-State is just a nice little team and Mizzou is trying to be a big boy.

Missouri at least seems to have a shot – but K State doesn’t.

Because when coach Bill Snyder leaves, say goodnight.

Which brings us to the Chiefs… Continue reading

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Lowe: Bermuda, History Triangle Claims Local Navy Man

bermudatriangleIt went down 70 years ago, on December 5, 1945…

Three months after the signature end of World War II, five TBF Avengers Torpedo Bombers thundered down the runway of the Naval Air Station in Ft. Lauderdale and lifted into the air for a training flight into what is known as the Bermuda Triangle.

One of the pilots – a fresh young face needing hours to maintain his Navy Pilot status – was Navy Ensign Joseph Tipton Bossi. Bossi was to turn 21 on Christmas Day later that month. However there would be no celebration.

Because what was about to happen would become the genesis for the Bermuda Triangle mysteries that continues to this day. Replete with monsters, time travel, aliens and endless conspiracies from which movies, books and careers have been made and lost.

Bossi’s niece, Susan Lyons, lives here in Kansas City and spoke with me about Flight 19, the family’s loss and the legend that grew up around the tragedy. Continue reading

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Glazer: The End is Near (And It Ain’t Looking Pretty)

459076630Seems like just a few weeks ago the Chiefs, MU and K-State football was just starting…

Now it’s all coming to an end and – unfortunately – the Chiefs are becoming the team we all thought they were, as in not too great.

For whatever reason, the Chiefs played over their heads mid season. However now they’ve gone from 7-3 to 7-5 and are just a loss or two away from bye-bye post season land.

In fact, the Chiefs need three wins just to get to the post season.

Not likely.

They could beat Arizona this Sunday. That team is banged up worse than KC. However we need to find an offense and even a consistent D. Quarterback Alex Smith needs to start running again and find someone to catch a few passes.

Because right now, Jamaal Charles is our only weapon.

And even if we make it to post season, he isn’t enough to win with. As we saw in past years. We are just an O.K. team. And Andy the dandy is just 3-7 against our division in two years…not good. Continue reading

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Leftridge: I Need a Christmas Tree

christmastreecoverLike the headlines suggests, I need a Christmas tree.

Okay, well let me be clear: I need a new Christmas tree. See, I already have one. As I type this, there is a plastic trash bag in my basement that is filled with a disassembled, plastic Christmas tree. The bag is also probably filled with those weird-ass cricket/spider hybrids that some people call camel crickets, and one person I know calls “sprickets.” I could rid myself of these monstershitbugs I suppose, but I’m not sure it’s worth it for this crummy tree. It’s only about 4-feet tall and ragged. It moved with me from Kansas City to Chicago and then back to KC again, but it was only ever meant to be a placeholder, something to stand in the corner until I became a real adult who had an adult tree. At some point, though, it just became my regular-ass Christmas tree.

But I need a new one. Continue reading

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Hearne: The Pitch Nails American Royal for Failed Tradition, Bogus Bad Deal

feature1Stop me if you’ve heard this one…

A picture is worth 60 million words (and bucks). I say that because the photo Pitch photographer Chris Mullins took of the 50 or fewer folks in the stands at Kemper Arena for the American Royal‘s big deal UPHA Championship horse show is a mind blower.

Because out of the 19,500 seats in Kemper – maybe “800 souls” including horses, as Pitch writer David Hudnall characterized the attendance – barely a fraction of that number could be seen taking in the action in the wide angle photo.

Seriously people, more moms show up at those totally lame kiddie soccer games in South Johnson County than were at Kemper for one of the American Royal’s premier events. And they want $60 million taxpayer dollars to tear down Kemper and put up a venue that holds 5,000 people or maybe they’ll move somewhere else?

Why don’t they just hold it at Cerner head Neal Patterson‘s ranch out south and be done with it?

The truly amazing thing is that highly respected businessmen like Patterson and UMB main man Mariner Kemper are trying are actually trying to con the KC Council into dropping 30 large on a new, smaller home for these horse shows.

With straight faces, no less. Continue reading

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Hearne: 610 Sports Knocks One Out of the Park in Fall Ratings

810610-235x300We’ll get to the latest radio ratings shortly, but for now the big news is 610 Sports

Because not only did Entercom’s KCSP AM rocket into fourth place in the overall ratings released in November, its cume rose to just shy of a half million listeners.

Anybody out there think the Kansas City Royals might have had anything to do with that?

No?

Well, just last March – prior to the start of Major League Baseball – 610 Sports was languishing in 12th place with a 2.7 share and a cume of 187,200 listeners.

Now flash forward to the present… Continue reading

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Star beams: Turkey Pardons, Foil Cars, Flashing Lights & Bill Cosby

9b032658a023eb8dc569ee636ac33e8fThat’s the last time I attend the mayor’s Turkey Pardoning Ceremony wearing a slutty skirt.

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The Ford Claycomo plant will begin production of the aluminum-body F-150 early next year.  That’s great news for Kansas City.  Now we can tailgate and roll our extra ribs up in our truck when we’re finished.

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The ACLU is coming to the aid of a man who flashed his lights in Grain Valley to alert traffic to police radar.  The “hands up don’t shoot radar” protest received very little attention from the press.

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Star Search: Dysfunctional Local News Coverage Abounds

team-hong-kong-30Haven’t knocked one of these out in a while…

You know, where I read and critique the daily newspaper of record. When the idea first came to me I thought. “Hey, why not do it every day?” It didn’t take long to realize the folly of that.

I mean, how many days in a row do people want to read that the biggest news block in the Kansas City Star was its paid obituary ads section? And frankly, there’s not always a ton of electrifying news and journalism to sort through.

That said, when you double the deal and look at both the Kansas City and Lawrence newspapers, there are some interesting observations to be made. Take yesterday’s front pages.

In Kansas City the Star is still laboring under the delusion that a big part of its mission is to report national news in a big way. Even when it doesn’t even do any of the reporting.

So the big story atop the front page was a Los Angeles Times story about the unarmed dude in New York that was wrongfully choked to death by a NYC cop. Think about it.

A California newspaper supplying day-old information about a New York news story for readers in Kansas City who in all likelihood already got their fill of the story on national television and/or online the day before.

Who’s the Star trying to tell this story to? Shut-ins with no other connection to the outside world beyond their driveways? Continue reading

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Glazer: Fox 4’s Mark Alford Still on Top After 16 Years

Screen Shot 2014-12-04 at 9.19.04 AMEverybody knows the names of Kansas City’s top evening news anchors…

Names like the recently retired Larry Moore, John Holt and Phil Witt. Those guys have been doing it for years.

However one name jumps out from KC’s morning news pack – a dude who’s been on local airwaves for nearly two decades – Fox 4‘s Mark Alford.

Mark’s been here longer than any other morning anchor, 16 years and counting. Long enough that unofficially, he’s become The Kansas City Morning Man. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘THE HOMESMAN’ Ratches Up Odd Western Tale

thehomesmanThis isn’t your father’s western!

THE HOMESMAN has no cowboys – just a few indians – and one of the strangest road trips west of the Mississippi (heading east to Iowa).

The film is definitely not for everyone and could easily qualify as an Art House Western.

The setting is the remote Nebraska territory circa 1850 where spinster/frontierswoman Hilary Swank volunteers to transport three insane young women to an Iowa town where the local preacher and his wife (Meryl Streep) have offered to take them in.

However getting these zombie-like women to their destination would have been an almost impossible task for Swank were it not for the low-life drifter she encountered along the way.

He’s Tommy Lee Jones, who Swank saves from being hanged.

With the promise of a $300 payday, Jones joins Swank in this savage transport of tortured human souls.

Can and WILL the God-fearing Swank make a good man out of Jones? And will these two eventually hook up along the frontier trail? Continue reading

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Calvin Sense: Down with Political Correctness, Let America Laugh

6bf5cb2fd62a9e8c88d1be28b4dcfafaSenator Harry Reid is in trouble

Reid apologized for two jokes he made about Asians while speaking to a group of Asians. The jokes were: I don’t think you’re smarter than anybody else, but you’ve convinced a lot of us you are” and “One problem that I’ve had today is keeping my Wongs straight.” 

What Reid obviously meant was that he’d been introduced to more than one person with the name Wong at the meeting.

America’s a richly diverse country and a world leader because of the many contributions of the different racial, religious and ethnic groups who live here. And one of the things Americans should be proud of is how – despite certain difficulties – we all basically want to get along.

This also allows Americans to joke about the different stereotypes, cultural differences, sexual orientations, languages and beliefs we all have.

Humor has been a fabric in American society since it was founded.

I’m an African American and some of my greatest pleasures have been listening to comics who poke fun at our differences.  Continue reading

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Lefsetz: Critic Nails Rolling Stone — Calls U2, Springsteen ‘Irrelevant’

SHOWBIZ+Ban__8“As Jann Wenner and Bono mash the gas pedal towards the cliff of irrelevance…

In other words, how can Rolling Stone be so tone-deaf? This single-handedly reveals the inanity of the shenanigans behind the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, this illustrates how Baby Boomers have to get out of the way to let the younger generations flourish. If you think U2‘s album whose name I can no longer remember counts, if you think albums matter, if you think by continuing to polish this turd it will gain traction, you work at Rolling Stone or are in U2 or both.

Despite a self-congratulatory phony press, the truth is credibility reigns. With every wart exposed, it’s important you show you’re in bed with your fans, not the fat cats who run this country who are evidence of everything wrong with it. Rolling Stone imitated Blender and made all their reviews short, not knowing Blender lied about its numbers and was heading for extinction, but this same magazine can’t realize its place in the spectrum, can’t understand that to be relevant you’ve got to be honest?

Why don’t they just get rid of the music. Why don’t they just call it the Matt Taibbi publication. That’s right, Rolling Stone made Taibbi a star, he’s everything the musicians are not. While Bono keeps cozying up to heads of state Taibbi keeps revealing their bad behavior, refusing to apologize all the while.”

The flip side of the Rolling Stone faux pas:
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Glazer: The Awful Truth; Greg Hall’s Site Never Really Mattered

Greg Hall

Greg Hall

I read Greg Hall when he wrote for KC Confidential – I remember him…

But I never really went to his website after he left. He’s a nice guy, but I just never was interested in what he had to say. I mean, if he’d had hard core news, like Eric Berry has cancer, I’d have read him. But why would I be interested in his opinions and the radio guy’s opinions – I have my own opinions about sports.

“I think they’re idiots. They’re all home towners even though the organizations here are horrible. But they’re jaded by their desire to please the local sports teams and fans. Continue reading

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OTC: Flashing Back to the Top 10 Reasons Greg Hall Left KC Confidential

Star editor Mike Fannin's DUI mugshot

Star editor Mike Fannin’s DUI mugshot

Return with me now to June of 2011 when Greg Hall split from KC Confidential for greener writing pastures…

Leaving behind this final Top 10 list to commemorate his time here:

10. Craig Glazer’s scandalous tales of juggling 20-something babes enticed Hall into trolling Westport. Haven’t seen that white boy since.

9. Hearne promised Hall a Fiat 500 but the delivery date turned out to be December 2015…in Rome.

8. The Kansas City Star called, “Hall?…Sorry, wrong number.”

7. The Kansas City Star called Hall back, “Would you like to purchase a subscription?”

6. Hall refused to take a job as a busboy at Jardine’s to augment his KCC income.

5. Simply no room for his OTC column anymore with all the flashing ads on KCC. Continue reading

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Hearne: The Rise & Fall of ‘Husker’ Greg Hall

Greg Hall Gone Again

Greg Hall
Gone Again

Who’s gonna believe they’re getting an unbiased opinion on this one? 

Then again, does it really matter? What opinion really is completely unbiased, including those of “reporters” for newspapers such as the Kansas City Star?

Truth is, with the odd exception there’s no such thing as an unbiased opinion.

With that in mind, allow me to wade into the Greg Hall going toes up story.

First a little history…

Once upon a time there was a local sports radio call in dude who went by the name Husker.

I heard Husker one time on – I believe – 1340 AM and and called host Denny Trease to track him down. Unbeknownst to most listeners, his real name was Greg Hall.

Greg was one of the youngest in a large family of Nebraskans and he’d relocated  to Kansas City. A die hard Cornhusker and Chiefs fan, Hall became a regular on KMBZ 980 AM, 1340 AM and KCTE-AM, a new station former Channel 4 weekend TV sports nerd Kevin Kietzman had signed on with.

In other words, when it came to sports talk radio Hall was everywhere.

And a clever rascal he was… Continue reading

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Glazer: Ring the Bell, Blow Out the candle & Close the Books on This Year’s Chiefs

4-holidaycards-eagles_crop_650Oakland ran all over our poor Chiefs last week…

And this week Denver made it official, the Chiefs have fallen from grace once again. Looking like fools in two weeks on national television, anyone watching last Thursday’s game –  the one just before Thanksgiving – would think the Chiefs a joke.

Last night’s game was even worse of course because Denver is an outstanding team and Oakland isn’t. In other words, losing to the Broncos was no fluke.

Denver and Peyton Manning walked all over the Chiefs in the first quarter. In fact the game was pretty much over and somewhat hard to watch after the first 10 minutes when it was clear the Chiefs were beaten in every category.

We couldn’t run, throw or block. Our defense couldn’t stop SME high school. In short, the Chiefs looked like the team most of us thought they would be this year, terrible. And for two weeks now they really have stunk it up. Continue reading

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Hearne: Hardballers @ American Royal Browbeat KC Council, Media

Patterson

Patterson

These new breed American Royal guys are scary…

UMB’s Mariner Kemper doesn’t really fall into that category – he’s far too mellow – plus he wrote a touchy-feely op-ed two weeks back. However today’s answer to R. Crosby Kemper, Jr., – Cerner main man Neal Patterson,-  is a dick-biter-offer of the first order.

And look no further than Patterson’s Wikipedia page for the evidence:

“Patterson is infamous for an e-mail flaming managers for not coming to work before 8 am and leaving before 5 pm, now a prominent example used when discussing e-mail  etiquette,” it reads. “On the day that the email was posted to Yahoo, the company’s market cap fell by over 22%[5] from a high of $1.5 billion USD.”

How harsh was it?

“The only things missing from the office memo were expletives,” the New York Times wrote in 2001. “It had everything else. There were lines berating employees for not caring about the company. There were words in all capital letters like ”SICK” and ”NO LONGER.” There were threats of layoffs and hiring freezes and a shutdown of the employee gym.”

Originally intended for Cerner managers, the email spread throughout the 3,000 person staff, went viral and became a shot heard round the world.

“Now, Neal L. Patterson, the 51-year-old chief executive, a man variously described by people who know him as ‘arrogant,’ ‘candid’ and ‘passionate,’ says he wishes he had never hit the send button,” the Times continued.

“Mr. Patterson went on to list six potential punishments, including laying off 5 percent of the staff in Kansas City. ‘Hell will freeze over,’ he vowed, before he would dole out more employee benefits. The parking lot would be his yardstick of success, he said; it should be ‘substantially full’ at 7:30 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. on weekdays and half full on Saturdays. ‘You have two weeks,’ he said. ‘Tick, tock.’ ” Continue reading

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