Hearne: Fixing Kemper Arena No Laughing Matter

Kemper_ArenaKansas City Star features writer Tim Engle is a great guy – charming, personable, quick witted – self-effacing and honest even…

The flip side of all that good stuff: He’s no pit bull.

Far from it, in fact. It’s just not Engle’s mission in life – nor in his skill set – to bowl folks over with deep, probing thought and iron clad logic. The sort of instincts it sometimes take to tackle an intricately reported, hard news story.

But when it was time for the newspaper to call on readers to offer up goofy-beyond-belief suggestions for how Kemper Arena could be repurposed, Engle was Johnny-on-the-spot.

Unfortunately, serving up a bunch of madcap ideas for Kemper  is the last thing KC needs.

Oh sure, turn the historic, landmark into a multilevel go-kart complex. Hilarious. Or maybe a social services center? Deep. Indoor dog park, anyone? Why didn’t I think of that?

Here’s the deal… Continue reading

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Hearne: Leadership Void @ 18th & Grand Results in Poor News Quality

Star editor Mike Fannin's most recent mug shot

Star editor Mike Fannin’s most recent mug shot

These are desperate times for newspapers…

And while I seem to be in a minority when it comes to optimism about their survival, that has zero to do with critiquing the current product, which most people seem to agree somewhat sucks.

That’s not sour grapes because I used to work there either, it’s simply a statement of the obvious.

In no small part because I too am a paying newspaper customer – just as I was while working there 16 years. And like other subscribers, I’d like to get my money’s worth. The frustrating fact being it wouldn’t take that much to turn out a far better end product. It’s merely a matter of setting a smarter course and steering the news ship in the right direction.

And while the solution is multifold, let’s not make this overly complex.

Quite simply the newspaper needs to hire and position the right people at the top which obviously it has not at this point in time. Painfully obviously.

Having worked directly under him, I was very optimistic when Mike Fannin was made the editor.

He’d obviously done a good job following Dinn Mann‘s lead in riding herd over the sports section of the Star. Then again, it was Mann who set the tone and installed the twin towers – Jason Whitlock and Joe Posnanski.

And while I know Fannin has felt burdened by a newsroom both run and overrun by old timers – Baby Boomers largely – he’s had six years to clear the decks and field a team more to his liking. Yet other than in the sports section, he’s failed miserably.

However, unlike television and radio, nobody up top gets held accountable in the newspaper world. That’s a tradition that continues to this day. You have to really mess up to get fired from the upper echelons of a newspaper. Not being successful is no big deal.

Make no mistake, Fannin’s a nice guy and outside of a couple DUIs, an assault conviction and an extramarital affair with one of his direct subordinates, there’s little not to like about him. Continue reading

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Glazer: Chiefs Draft Pick Chris Conley Near Perfect

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The fanfare surrounding the Kansas City Chiefs 3rd round pick has been almost nonexistant…

Even though the Chiefs traded up to get Chris Conley, who was more than impressive at the NFL combine with a 4.35 40 yard dash, the 3rd fastest of all wide outs. Add to that a vertical leap that beat everyone and a broad jump of 11 feet 7 inches, again the best of the bunch.

He’s 6 feet 2, weighs 213 pounds and was a leading receiver at Georgia with 20 touchdowns and just shy of 2,000 yards receiving.

That’s all very nice, but whats the big deal you ask?

Well, for starters I happened to catch Conley’s interview on Metro Sports Chiefs Uncut show this weekend. And my lord, he spoke like a seasoned college professor. He broke down his new job, the things he needs to do as a top wide receiver in the NFL and how he will approach the game. I got more useful information from this man in five minutes than most NFL coaches and players can give in 20 interviews.

The guy is nearly genius in his speaking and thinking.

I’ve never heard a smoother, more intelligent athlete speak. Wow. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Willie Nelson and Beck @ Starlight, May 15, 2015

getty_173090766_willie_nelson_20131123_20131123153032_640_480Willie was the “opener” for this heavy-hitting double bill at Starlight Friday…  

Which was a bit of a shame because he started at 8:00, and a lot of the crowd was still rummaging around, getting beers and food, and finding their seats, as the red headed stranger plowed through his set.

But Willie’s always a pro, and it didn’t stop the legend from delivering a solid performance that included essentials like Whiskey River, Crazy, Always on My Mind, and Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die.  He seemed to grow stronger as the night went along, mixing his one-of-a-kind vocals and phrasing with that unique guitar style that ebbs and flows to its own rhythm, but still comes back to the band eventually.

As Beck would later rhetorically ask the near sold-out crowd, “Is there anyone more beloved in America than Willie Nelson?”

I can’t really think of anyone. Continue reading

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Hearne: Does Royals’ Success Spell Doom for T-Bones

toppsSpeaking of sports…

Anybody out there remember the Kansas City T-Bones?

You know, the “professional baseball team” that migrated here in 2003 from Duluth, Minnesota to take advantage of the fact that locals were willing to pay good money to watch bad baseball. Provided of course the price was right and it was kid-friendly.

To that end, the T-Bones delivered in spades.

Even though the team got the name of KC’s famous steak wrong – it’s a strip not a T-bone – they made the tickets and food dirt cheap and the in-game promotions super silly.

For example, there’s a “party patio” with all-you-can eat “buffet style” food, beer and soft drinks for $32 a head. And for 20 bucks a year, kids 12 and under can join a club, get free temporary tattoos and free admission to every Sunday home game (then run the bases afterwards).

And while the Kansas City Royals were the laughingstock of Major League Baseball all those years, it kinda worked.

Never mind that the T-Bones are not even close to being a “minor league” ball club. The odds of a T-Bones player making the majors is dwarfed by the odds of them sacking groceries or riding a trash truck.

But who cares right, baseball is baseball?

Not anymore! Continue reading

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Leftridge: TV Time: Catching Up With Wayward Pines

wpcoverWayward Pines is like Twin Peaks, except modern and for Fox. It also has nothing to do with David Lynch, the person responsible for making Twin Peaks great. Instead, it’s from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan, which is, at this juncture, less of a selling point and more of a curse. After giving the world some good movies (Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs Until the Alien Showed Up), he unleashed a pretty bland movie (The Village) and then some real pieces of shit (that movie about a woman who lives in a swimming pool, the egregious abortion where Marky Mark and Zooey Deschanel run around making frightened faces). It stars Matt Dillon, who is best known for portraying Dally, the heart-throb who can’t be tamed in the 1983 classic The Outsiders. My thoughts going into it are as follows:

I mean, I GUESS this could be interesting, right?

Man, I need to watch The Outsiders. I fucking love that movie.

Patrick Swayze is dead. I hate when I remember that. RIP, Swayze.

Anyway, should you watch this show? Let’s see.

Continue reading

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Sutherland: Something I Will Miss About The Star

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Gaetano (“Tom”) Serra

With a number of insiders predicting the imminent demise of the Kansas City Star, I have to confess there’s one feature I will really miss if it goes…

I know I date myself by this, but I’ll miss the obituaries.

It’s not just those of people I know personally or their family members, or people known in the community.

The most interesting and inspiring obits are sometimes of people you don’t know or who many would say were not prominent.

On Tuesday, for example, I read about a man called Gaetano (“Tom”) Serra, who died in Pittsburg, Kansas at age ninety-nine. Mr. Serra was born in 1916 in a mining camp in rural Cherokee County, No. 42 Camp, or Camp Mackie, the son of Italian immigrants.

He played football at Frontenac High School on the undefeated 1935 team, a team that was unscored upon until its Thanksgiving Day game against its neighbor and arch-rival, Arma High School. Continue reading

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Glazer: Eric Hosmer Superstar

14372220If Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer continues to dominate the way he has so far this season, he’ll become Kansas City’s first baseball superstar  since George Brett

You may as well include the Chiefs, since only Tony Gonzalez has been on the team’s list of superstars since Derrick Thomas bought the farm.

The Royals have had some solid stars – Mike Sweeney, Carlos Beltran, Johnny Damon come to mind – but Damon and Beltran gained national attention after they left the Royals.

Part of past Royals problems have been bad teams and no post season for anybody to grab the national spotlight.

And Hosmer fits.

Right now he’s a clutch hitter with power.

Hosmer’s a league leader in all offensive rankings. He’s batting .333 with seven homers, 29 RBI’s and is in the top 10 on most every lists. More important he’s leading his team to victories with his bat.

The other young bats are all doing better around him as well.

But as of now, Eric is THE MAN. Continue reading

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Starbeams: ‘Sexting’ Scandal, Tom Brady & Ask Jeeves

DiehlJohn Diehl is stepping down as Missouri’s Speaker of the House after an embarrassing sexting scandal.  He is officially #unemployed and #douche.

                                  *******

Thankfully, the new speaker will be Brett Favre.

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Barney Allis Plaza will be transformed to an ‘Urban Backyard’ if city planners get their way.  That’s great news for those of us in the suburbs who can never find a rusty pickup on concrete blocks when we go downtown.

                                  ******* Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Willie and Beck @ Starlight, Spring into Summer @ Replay

Beck++Willie+NelsonFriday, May 15th

Willie Nelson and Beck at Starlight in KC

When was the last time Beck came through KC?  I think it was as far back as 2008.  As for Willie, I recall seeing him a few years back at Farm Aid at Sporting Park.  But who ever thought these two heavy hitters would team up for a tour?

And also that Kansas City would get the one and only date the two Grammy winners would be playing together.

Crazy, huh?

Given Beck’s weird adventures into the psychedelic side of country/americana (Mutations, Sea Change, Morning Phase) he and Willie have to team up at some point for a super jam, don’t they? Continue reading

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Hearne: News Talker KMBZ FM Slip Sliding Away

kmbz-einstein-adAnother big red flag in April’s radio ratings, the fall of KMBZ 98.1 FM

The news talk station that broke out on its own earlier this year fell to the equivalent of 17th place in April’s ratings, behind 16 other local radio station.

Ouch!

Say what you will about the 6 plus ratings, when you fall nearly a point and a half with a cume not much bigger than local NPR affiliate KCUR FM (which incidentally beat KMBZ in the ratings), something’s not right.

“I don’t care what anybody says about 25-54, when you go from a 4.2 share to a 3.5 share to a 2.9 share that’s a downward trend,” says a local radio insider. “And when you have a station that’s gone from having a 4.8 share in December as one station to being two stations with a combined 5.0 share, they’ve lost in ranking as well, which typically has a lot to do with what media ad buyers buy on.” Continue reading

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Hearne: KCKC FM (Finally) Awakens, as Mix 93.3 & Point Slip

KC102Let’s take a closer look at April’s radio ratings, shall we?

For starters, two things stand out; the drop in ratings by a full share point for more for Entercom’s The Point and Steel City Media‘s Mix 93.3 FM.

Coupled with a gain of more than one share point for the heretofore sleepy adult contemporary station KCKC 102.1 FM, it appears that the radio station formerly known as Alice is finally starting to get some traction. Continue reading

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Hearne: Play Ball! 610 Sports Mops Up the Floor with WHB

RoyalsGiants JFS 10-21-14 0079Sunny side up, please…

The ratings for Entercom’s 610 Sports have exploded, leaping more than two share points since February on the coattails of the Kansas City Royals baseball team.

610’s 4.1 share and 309,700 listener cume for April gives it a sizable lead over rival sports talker WHB’s 2.8 share and 149,500 listener cume.

The $64 million question: will it result in daytime listening victories of Soren PetroKevin Kietzman and company. Continue reading

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Lefsetz: The Album of the Year for 2015 is…

SamSmith_2015_328x253.328.254.jpgSo I’m driving to Capitol  Records thinking about who’s in my rearview mirror…

Not literally, although traffic was squirrel, with the Vine exit closed, but figuratively…Decades have gone by and what once was isn’t. The music train keeps rolling along, but the most interesting thing I read this week was Tad Friend‘s article about Mosaic and Netscape‘s Marc Andreessen in the New Yorker. Silicon Valley wants to change the world, Hollywood just wants to get rich.

And after parking my car in the back lot – it’s all about parking in Los Angeles – I take the elevator up to the top where Toni escorts me into Capitol CEO Steve Barnett‘s office where he and Ambrosia are listening to a record, not a word being said, Steve staring rapturously at the wall.

This obviously wasn’t done for me, I caught them in a moment. And what was playing over the speakers was…SPECTACULAR!

So I go from caring not a whit about the music business to being totally riveted, feeling that I’m back to where I once belonged.

And when the track finishes Steve tells me it’s the album of the year, which sounds reasonable to me, since this is the guy who built Sam Smith in the U.S., and he’s going to do his best to deliver this 67 year old another hit.

Huh?

Now I’m completely confused. So I ask “Who is this?” Continue reading

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Hearne: April Radio Ratings Shakeup

MK-AL726_METER_20070905184854Those crazy radio ratings…

Wasn’t everything supposed to get super accurate when Arbitron switched from the diary system to people meters a handful of years back?

Indeed.

However, it all still comes down to the sample size – which is pretty small – and the selection of the meter holders, which changes and evolves.

In other words, it’s more art than science, but since that’s all we’ve got, everybody has to live with it…for better and for worse.

Which explains at least in part why classic rocker KCFX FM made The Point‘s honeymoon in the No. 1 slot a brief one.

In March, 99.7 FM The Point ruled the roost in listeners 6 and older – the broadest, thus most accurate measure – with a 6.9 share to The Fox’s 6.7.

That was then.

In the newly released April ratings, KCFX is back on top with a 7.1 share of listeners to The Point’s 5.8 –  a dramatic drop in just one month.

Let’s take a look at the chart first and we’ll analyze later. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential:  ‘Mad Max’: Off To High-Octane Man Cave

images-2MAD MAX: FURY ROAD is a two hour visual attack on your senses unlike any you have probably experienced in some time…

It’s a ferocious, almost surreal action extravaganza that grabs you from the start and never lets go. When it comes to action scenes FURIOUS 7 has nothing on this fourth installment in the MAD MAX franchise.

Think monster truck jam BEYOND the thunderdome!

Absolutely amazing production values make you ask yourself over and over: HOW DID THEY DO THAT?

One thing’s for sure. Some of the brutal action velocity sequences couldn’t have been pulled off until very recently now that the technical side of movie making has finally caught up with filmmaker’s visions.

What we’ve got here is the ultimate man cave movie.

First timers to the franchise—or those who may be a bit foggy with Mad Max basics—will be happy to know that this is NOT a continuation of the MM saga. Instead it’s a complete reboot of the series which has been in limbo for some 30 years.

And what of the storyline? Continue reading

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Glazer: New England’s Tom Brady Gets Shafted by Racist NFL

Unknown-2New England quarterback Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time to most NFL observers…

Why? He’s lived his entire career at the Super Bowl – six Super Bowls spanning 12 years. It’s unlikely anyone will do that again. Brady’s reward; NFL SUSPENSION FOR FOUR GAMES.

Because a report on deflate gate says Brady likely knew about the balls being deflated and ordered it to be done. To me that evidence seems thin

And guess what, who cares?

It had NOTHING to do with Brady winning the Colts playoff game in which it happened.

The second half of the game Brady destroyed the Colts. And that was after they found the deflated balls. The Super Bowl balls were watched closely, yet Brady hardly missed a pass.

Brady’s great no matter what – air in or air out of the footballs.

Does he deserve a punishment?

Maybe, but a wrist slap at best. Continue reading

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New Jack City: In-Room Hotel Porn Going Flaccid

 

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It’s not just newspapers and greeting cards that are getting their lunches eaten by the Almighty Internet…

Even the hotel porn biz is starting to suffer.

Say dad’s off to the annual industry convention in Las Vegas, Atlanta, Chicago, New York or L.A. The question being, will he partake of any LIVE in-room entertainment during his stay?

Well, that’s against the law even in Sin City—-wink, wink.

How to hook up relatively safely might be a follow-up for a future travel column…..

Meanwhile, let’s take a look at the more mass appeal way for a little late night adult entertainment at a convention hotel.

My source is an industry acquaintance who dabbled in PPV distribution for several years.

For years in-room pay-per-view movies have been a money grab for hotels.

And while some major chains publicly oppose adult movies in their rooms, they can’t prevent the actual ownership of the properties from providing the service. After all the brand name chain just manages the hotel for the owner. Continue reading

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Lefsetz: Once Upon a Letterman

UnknownIt used to be a religion…

That’s right, late night started with Steve Allen, matured with Johnny Carson and ended with David Letterman. There are people on at 10:35 now, even 10 and 11:35, but they’re poseurs, inheritors of a throne no one pays fealty to anymore, despite a fawning press gushing in adulation, trying to divert attention from its own death.

Johnny was damn good. But what’s stunning is how he’s been forgotten.

And it’s like Jay Leno never existed.

Leno’s still around, but the show was wiped from our memory banks instantly. It’s almost as if Jay was a warm-up act for sleep, and once your eyes shut you couldn’t remember a damn thing.

But there was this period in the 1980s, when Dave ruled.

It was a club. There was an occasional story in “alternative” magazines like “Rolling Stone,” but mostly Letterman was ignored.

Except by his audience. Continue reading

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Hearne: Somebody Else’s TV Icon Goes Bye-Bye

UnknownAh, the road not traveled…

Ever since I had a choice in the matter I’ve mostly taken a pass on mainstream television. I can vaguely remember watching the final episode of Cheers on May 20, 1993, for example (I looked it up) – guess all the hype got to me.

Because as usual, the media hyped the series finale for the sitcom about a bar “where everybody knows your name” into a must see event. The last show even has its own Wikipedia page, for gosh sakes because 42.8 million households allegedly watched it.

However, that was only good for a second place finish,. That’s because MASH, another sitcom I seldom to never watched drew 121.6 million pair of eyeballs for its final show ( which also has its own Wiki page).

I never watched Saturday Night Live either during it’s heady early years. I’ve only tuned into it a handful of times to see specific artists or guest hosts.

In other words, I’m just not that guy.

The guy who fits right in and walks in lock step with mainstream society. Oh I keep track of things – try to anyway, For example, when I started writing a column in the Kansas City Star in the early 1990s I began subscribing to the National Enquirer (still do) and other weeklies to try and maintain a heightened awareness of news, celebrities and pop culture.

So I could pass those ample benefits on to readers.

How else would I have been able to report Harrison Ford‘s drunken stripper expedition in Southeast Kansas? Continue reading

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