Hearne: The ‘Wheres & Why Fors’ of 610 Sports’ Beat Down of WHB

ac0e5e4097bcb1681c97126ce4668ac7-king-kongJust how ugly was 610 Sports slaughtering of longtime sports radio rival WHB?

Really, really ugly – beyond imagination bad – so ugly and so bad that practically out of nowhere, without warning, it well may have turned the sports talk radio tables in the Cowtown for years into the future.

“There’s only a few markets in the country – even during baseball season – where a sports station has made it to No. 1,” says an industry source. “This is very unusual for a sports station, especially a station that’s never been in the top five. And especially in the overall demos. Sure, it happens in the men’s demos in sports, but very seldom in the overall demos.

“And they hammered WHB – even in prime time – they more than doubled WHB’s audience Monday through Friday from 6 a.m. to 7 p.m. In other words, during non Royals time. And not only did 610 Sports do well at night during Royals games, but in the most important prime time slots they were either No. 1 or No. 2” Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: One Man + One Horse = True Love?

Cirilo-CastilloIt was just another day for a Hidalgo County, Texas woman as she went to the barn to feed her horses…

But in Nadia’s stall, she found a man lying in the hay with a broken leg. The man, Cirilo Castilllo, told her he had been in a car accident and crawled his way to her barn looking for help.

But when the authorities arrived, they knew who Castillo. was. They knew something else, too. That he wasn’t looking for help, he was looking for love. It seems Castillo had been twice arrested in 2013 for having sex with a horse named Nadia.

This was the same barn, the same Nadia and the same man with lovin on his mind.

After Castillo’s second arrest, back in February, he’d been ordered to stay away from the barn. But it’s June, love was in the air and Castillo simply couldn’t resist.

This time though, things went a little different than planned.

Nadia kicked him to the other side of the stall, rejecting his advances. Continue reading

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Leftridge: TV Time: Orange is the New Black is Back for Season Three

CMWI’ve got a thing for prison, I guess…

Maybe it stems from my white-trash roots, long-nurtured by a stream of Canadian Mist whiskey and viewed through the lens of a Section 8 apartment’s dirty, cracked window. A good portion of my family has spent a significant amount of time incarcerated for a variety of reasons, both in county jails and federal penitentiaries. It runs deep in my blood, perhaps.

I studied corrections some in college, thinking, perhaps, that I could use my knowledge to enact a change in the way our penal system imbeds futility within its inhabitants, the way it endlessly perpetuates a culture of recidivism; after finding out the percentage of people behind bars for nonviolent drug offenses, however, I mostly walked away thinking “Holy shit, we sure do lock people up for a lot of stupid stuff.Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Jurassic Fun With Teeth This Weekend!

jurassic2The park is open and business is just fine…

But JUST fine isn’t good enough anymore for the nature/amusement park’s ownership group. They’re still only getting $7.00 a pop for soda at JURASSIC WORLD.

Time to boost attendance.

That task falls on the park’s operations manager, Bryce Dallas Howard who readily admits that the public has grown tired of the everyday variety of dinosaurs at Jurassic Park, and now wants even more bang for their buck.

To that end Ms. Howard’s team of scientists have created a genetically engineered T-Rex dwarfing anything the park has ever offered.

It’s bigger, badder, louder and guaranteed to sink even more teeth into ticket sales.

“Do you think it’ll scare the kids?….It’ll give the PARENTS nightmares.” Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Everything’s RACIST, Including You, You RACIST!

457afd571c248487fc5c8b025b0f9cc2f62c975db094c48b319028553722fb4cThe words racist and bigot have replaced the F-bomb as today’s top slurs…

Oh, there are real live racists living among us, no doubt. One only has to look to Frazier Glenn Miller, the anti-Semite, white supremacist who killed three Christians while tracking down Jews last year. The Aurora, MO native is a classic case of ignorance meets racism. And so uneducated, he launched his attack at the Jewish Community Center, because, hell, it had to be full of Jews!

This week, we read in Portland, that the lowly peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be considered racist as well. That’s right boys and girls, Verenice Gutierrez from the Harvey Scott K-8 School used it as an example of a subtle form of racism in language.

“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez said, according to the Tribune. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”

What about people from the Sandwich Islands; are they racist? Continue reading

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New Jack City: More Carry-On Space, Fewer Space Hogs

1433874061_1TRAVEL+CNS-CARRYONBAGS+1+TBI’m taking an unpopular stand, but hear me out…

The International Air Transport Association (IATA) announced this week new shrinking guidelines for carry-on luggage.

If it’s intended for the overhead bins, in the not too distant future carry ons cannot measure more than the newly downsized dimensions of 21.5″ x 13.5″ x 7.5″.

Why am I in favor of this proposal by IATA to its member airlines?

Because I’m sick and tired of some dude ahead of me trying to cram his oversized piece of luggage into the overhead. He pushes and shoves and it still doesn’t fit. Finally a flight attendant has to come to his aid to turn the carry-on just right so they can close the compartment.

Meanwhile people trying to board are stuck waiting in the aisle behind the space hog. Continue reading

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Hearne: 610 Sports Blows Everybody Away, Soars to No. 1

during the American League Wild Card game at Kauffman Stadium on September 30, 2014 in Kansas City, Missouri.

Ho-lee-shit…

Pardon my French, but I’m scrambling to try and put my eyeballs back in my eye sockets. Because about two minutes ago they flew out like meteorites when I saw that 610 Sports had taken complete command of the Kansas City radio market.

Numero Uno, baby!

That’s right the little engine that couldn’t, not only could but did in fact knock one completely out of the park. Uh, with the help of some dudes who call themselves the Kansas City Royals, that is.

Think shock and awe. Think irrational exuberance. Think great Caesar’s ghost!

And while you’re at it, throw in fly me to the moon and to dream the impossible dream.

I sure have never seen anything like this.

Maybe former Kansas City A’s owner Charlie Finley was right, this is a baseball town.

And can we have a moment of silence please and maybe some black armbands for the former sports radio powerhouse known as WHB? Continue reading

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Glazer: ‘King of Sting’ Producer Stricken

Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 1.10.26 PMUpon my arrival in Los Angels I was told some horrible tragic news…

That Gordon Gray‘s two young daughters, ages 2 and 4, had contracted Batten, an extremely rare brain disease. Batten is a neurodegenerative disease that attacks the body destroying your mobility before then blindness sets in and then death. With children it occurs between 6 and 12 and so far there is no cure.

Who is Gordon Gray, you ask?

He’s the CEO of Mayhem, the company doing my King of Sting movie.

And I’m out here working with director David Jung on the script. We’re doing a rewrite of the first draft in coordination with Gordon’s staff at Mayhem. Social media giant Deadline broke the news yesterday.

Hundreds of celebrities got right on board to help fight for the girls lives with a new charity that will raise upwards of $10 million for research to Batten. It’s a fight to save the lives of these two little girls.

Many people have worked in Gordon’s films, but hundreds more just care.

The first to get involved were The Rock, Mia Hamm, January Jones, Mark Wahlberg, Channing Tatum and so many more. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Hummer Update, Royal All Stars, Google Fiber & Porn

AlexGordonClassic-logo-FINAL (2)My elderly neighbor signed up for Google Fiber because he thinks it will help him poop.

                                                            *******

The Royals lead the All-Star balloting in 7 positions this year.  And to think, a few years ago the most entertaining part of a Royals game was that “LEMONADE, LEMONADE” guy!

                                                             ******* Continue reading

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Hearne: What Goes Around Comes Around for Hallmark

Unknown-1It’s hard not to feel sorry for Hallmark Cards

I mean, it’s a hometown institution. A company that generations of locals were raised to be proud of. And what Hallmark did with Crown Center and the surrounding area with hotels has been nothing short of amazing.

They’ve had their slip-ups here and there – like when they brushed off Martha Stewart in the 1990s just as she was beginning to take off.  The Hyatt skywalks disaster in the 1980s made them look bad, even though they did a nice job of muzzling much of the criticism. And the company’s bumbling misadventure into Spanish speaking television was an embarrassing disaster.

Nobody wants to see Kansas City workers lose their jobs.

And you know, other than being overly corporate and heavy handed at times, Hallmark’s intentions have most been viewed by locals as good.

However a 2004 book I never got around to reviewing – nor did anyone else at the Kansas City Star starting with its books editor and reviewers – cast a bright light on Hallmark’s darker side.

The book published, by greeting card manufacturer Blue Mountain Arts co-founder Susan Polis Schutz, depicts former Hallmark president David Hughes and the company as shallow, callous interlopers and rip-off artists. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: My Wild, Whacky, Weird & Wondrous Wichita Wedding Weekend

20140719063422-WichitaI left Friday for a drive 178 miles south of where I actually wanted to go…

So I mentally adjust my attitude to, “Hey, it’ll be time away with the girl” and that’s always nice given the rush of life.

But why did it have to be Wichita?

My first head scratching moment came when I reserved our suite at the “Marriott WaterWalk.”  It was River Fest weekend and the town was booked solid. I asked for a suite facing the water, only to be told the property wasn’t on the water. You can’t even see the water. Now, I don’t have Hearne’s brainpower or Craig’s tenacity, but what would the name “WaterWalk” insinuate to you?

I’ve been to the River Walk in San Antonio. You know what they have? A river.

We arrived, checked in and headed to the rehearsal dinner in Andover.

Moment No. 2 came when I experienced a “loafer” for the first time. Not the shoe but an Italian style loaf of bread, stuffed with your choice of meats, cheese and veggies, then baked. It’s then sliced into inch-wide, five inch long bites of culinary education.

Apparently, it’s a really big deal – you know, in Wichita

Zigzagging across this sad town, I began to notice a trend. I’ve seen this in KC, but one pickup after another had a last name emblazoned across its back window, a memorial message commemorating a dead loved one, or a mural. In one case, it was a mural of the very truck it was painted on with the presumed driver taking a siesta under a palm tree.

That said, I saw no palm trees in Wichita.

Which went well with the WaterWalk with no water. Continue reading

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Lefsetz: Why the Apple Watch Sucks, Won’t Survive

maxresdefaultI’m thinking about returning it…

1. IT’S A LOUSY WATCH

I’m addicted to time, I want to know what it is, and the Apple Watch performs this function very poorly, in that its face is not always on.

I could live with that if it came up when it was supposed to, but every time I flipped my wrist it didn’t.  Especially when I’m lying on the floor doing my back exercises – it can’t cope with that.

Worse yet, I can do no timing.

Because the damn thing shuts off almost instantly, or at best stays alive for 20 seconds, and most of my back exercises are 30 seconds. So, how can I study the watch when I can’t see it? And often times I can’t touch it, because my hands are holding my knees!

And when I’m in the bathroom, I can’t time how long to clean my contact lenses, nor can I prop it up while I’m in the shower to see how much time I have left before I have o leave.

All of those things I can do with my Rolex.

Or even the cheap Timex I wear to third world locations. It’s frustrating. And I could buy a series of clocks, but…

2. I CAN’T SEE IT

I’m too old, my eyes are too bad.

Actually, they’re not that bad, since I’ve started wearing RGP contact lenses my reading power is actually pretty good. My prescription is +1.25, which is miniscule. But so is the type on the watch. If you’re older and you don’t wear bifocals 24/7 I’m not sure the Apple Watch is for you. There’s great functionality, you just can’t see it an arm’s length away.

And that’s a huge problem, the No. 1 reason to return the watch, but it gets worse. Continue reading

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Hearne: The Decadence & Bizarreness of Online Dating

meet the cowgirlLemme let you guys in on a secret…

If you’ve noticed I’ve been indisposed lately, the reasons are multifold. Starting with I filed for divorce two months ago, listed and sold my five bedroom house in Lawrence, bought and moved into a new, smaller house here in LA, got an Airedale puppy named Charlie, watched my twin 18 year old daughters graduate high school, helped formulate their college plans and took my daughter Savannah on a driving vaca to Orlando…

Oh and one more thing…

I’ve been poking around on a couple of online dating sites. Nothing heavy duty, just window shopping, getting the lay of the land.

And what a landscape. For the uninitiated – and I’m going to venture a wild guess that that includes many if not most of you – it’s, it’s something I can’t describe in a single word.

It’s frightening. It’s exciting. It’s strange, bizarre strange. I’s intoxicating.

And on top of all that, it’s a variation on what passes for “normal,” real life dating. You know, boy meets grrrl (or vice versa). Boy (or grrrl) plays his (or her) best card. One thing leads to another and something either comes of it, or it’s back to square one.

That’s pretty much Craig Glazer’s game and all things considered he’s good at it.

I’ve done pretty well myself overall, but I haven’t played in a few years. I think I’ll be fine though…

With or without running the online dating gauntlet.

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Leftridge: Horse Wins Race

APcoverIf you turned on the television today, or logged on to the internet, or went to the store to buy some pineapples, you already know that a horse with a misspelled name won Belmont Stakes, and as a result the Triple Crown. In the process, the horse with the misspelled name became the first Triple Crown winner in 37 years.

This is all very exciting for owner of American Pharoah, an obscenely rich Egyptian man named Ahmed Zayat, and the trainer, a probably-also-wealthy man named Bob Baffert, and a very diminutive Mexican man named Victor Espinoza who thoroughly rode the horse around the track as best he could. And of course, none of this would have been possible without the super awesome horse sperm that MADE Pharoah because, well, isn’t that kind of what horse racing is all about? Horse sperm?

Consider me jaded or loutish or an unsophisticated moron, but I guess I don’t get horse racing. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Arthur Dodge @ Replay; Old 97s @ Crossroads KC


Friday, June 5th

Arthur Dodge at the Replay in Lawrence

Lawrence may not be known for the alt-country and americana bands as it once was, but that doesn’t stop Mr. Dodge and his box of nails voice from throwing things back to the early aughts, when he and his Horsefeathers seemed to be everywhere, touring, headlining shows, and generally flaunting his flannel all over the place.  This one’s an early patio show, starts at 7, and its just Dodge and his wife, Meg, who happens to own the new-ish throwback diner in downtown Lawrence, Ladybird Diner.  The second act on this early bill is Heidi Gluck, a soul-tinged singer who has a new album to showcase. Continue reading

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Glazer: Dallas Cheerleader, Movie Deal Await Scribe in LA

Craig's date Gia

Craig’s date Gia

As the rain pounds down today, I’m preparing to fly back to LA…

The plan is to work with writer director David Jung on my movie script for The King of Sting. It was a year ago that David and I made a deal with film company Mayhem to make the picture. Contracts and negotiations took nearly all this time to finish. Boy, have things changed in Hollywood dealings since I started this journey in the 1980’s.

Yes, it’s been a long, strange trip to finally get my life story on the big screen.

I’ve worked with some of the best, from Nick Kazan (Reversal of Fortune) and Robert Roy Pool (Outbreak) to John Heyman (Passage To India) and more recently Eric Eisner, Robert Lorenz and Clint Eastwood. The book’s only other script was written by Dan Gordon (Wyatt Earp, Hurricane).

Hopefully we’ll finally get it done and the movie made. Continue reading

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Hearne: KC Based Hallmark Cards Downward Spiral Continues

Hallmark at Middle Class ValuesAbout those Hallmark Cards layoffs…

Unlike former Star publisher Mark Zieman who preferred to blame the newspaper’s massive layoffs on the economy, Hallmark head David Hall correctly blamed the card company’s flagging fortunes on “changes in consumer” spending.

That’s calling a spade a spade.

Because people weren’t running around broke, unable to afford newspapers, they simply no longer wanted or needed them and moved on. On to the internet mostly, where a wealth of news and information is mostly free of charge at the tap of a keyboard.

Unfortunately for Hallmark there are factors beyond the internet.

Once upon a time – not that many years back – Hallmark and fellow 800 pound gorilla American Greetings ruled the greeting card roost.

Today however far smaller card companies like MikWright – who specialize in “outlandish, provocative humor” – are thriving while Hallmark continues to struggle, shuttering operations and laying off staff.

Which is kind of ironic, given Hallmark’s long history of being accused of poaching ideas from the smaller, hipper card companies. Continue reading

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Glazer: Rain, Rain, Go Away — KC in Grips of Tanning Drought

f9356f0a37775901cead2630e21fd70aWe’re in like month No. 3 of rain…

Almost daily – if it’s not raining it’s cloudy and ugly.

Woodside opened its pool early this year because they thought it might be a hot spring. They opened all four pools in early April,and yet they haven’t had one decent weekend yet. Memorial Day was packed with people hoping it would clear up, but it never really did – cloudy and drizzle.

My pal Gary Amble at KCTV says we have more rain coming all week and into next.

My Lord, when will it end?

I’ve never seen anything like this in my entire life here or in other cities I’ve lived in like Los Angeles or Phoenix. If this had happened this past winter, we’d have been under 10 feet of snow. And don’t you love it when the weather people tell you how, “We needed this rain.”

Really? Yeah, maybe for a week or two but not the entire Spring! Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Melissa McCarthy In Rare Form As ‘Spy’

maxresdefaultIn case you were among the hordes of disappointed Melissa McCarthy fans let down by her less than stellar, easily forgettable TAMMY last year, I’ve got good news.

McCarthy’s bounced back BIG TIME!

In SPY she goes undercover as Susan Cooper, a desk bound CIA analyst turned secret agent.

It’s a howling spy caper/James Bond-like tribute, guaranteed to score big laughs with not only McCarthy followers but fans of the genre as well.

Not that there’s anything really new in the story’s deadly arms dealer and potential international catastrophe premise, it’s the way they pull it off in SPY that makes it really work. Continue reading

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Hearne: How to $urvive Universal $tudios Orlando

IOA_compositeNETravel column, anyone?

Years ago, prior to my daughters arrival on the planet, I had the occasion to visit Universal Studios Orlando. I did the Disney thing too, but that experience paled by comparison to Universal,  given there were no rug rats in the picture at the time.

Not being big Worlds of Fun types, what struck my fancy at the time were the rides that simulated an actual amusement park thrill rides, but that were virtual rather than real. You know, 3D screens and seats that jerked and juked to make it seem like you were on the wildest ride of your life, while you were essentially standing still.

What I believe they call a simulated ride.

Back to the Future was one of the best:

“A roller coaster was the original concept for a Back to the Future ride, however, the designers realized it would be too hard to effectively tell a story due to the fast motion,” according to Wikipedia.” The second concept of a simulator ride ultimately came to fruition. Riders would board motion-based vehicles modeled after the DeLorean DMC-12 (car) featured in the films, and watch a film projected onto a large, dome-shaped  IMAX screen.”

That ride opened in 1991 at a cost of $41 million.

While that may have seemed like a lot of dough at the time, Universal’s two year-old Transformers ride – arguably the park’s best – cost a reported $100 million.

But I’m not here to bore you with the particulars of each ride, I’m here to give you my grand plan and help you plot the best possible experience. Continue reading

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