Hearne: What Did I (Just) Tell You, Chiefs Fans?

KC’s beleaguered newspaper is getting scooped so badly by the national media that…

It has had to fall back on its raison d’être to get a Chiefs story out that hadn’t been both pre-scooped by national media. So it settled for a column two weeks ago about the Chiefs not admitting that QB Patrick Mahomes even had a concussion.

So while it missed out on the opportunity to call out the Chiefs and fans for still doing the tomahawk chop and “war chant” at the recent playoff game against Buffalo – instead yesterday the Star jammed in “A story on Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes, a Black man as the face off the NFL and Kansas City.”

Seriously?

Google Mahomes and the Chiefs and tell me who besides the Star editorial board is obsessed with Mahomes being black while representing the Chiefs?

Oh, I’m sure other media will get around to it… Continue reading

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Hearne: Chiefs ‘Worship’ Rings Hollow Next to Star’s Disdain For Just About Everything Else

It’s a strange kettle of fish…

On one hand KC newspaper of record loves the Kansas City Chiefs now that they’re on top of the world. Reminding us that the expression, “everybody loves a winner” is alive and well, even among the most jaded among us.

The only thing the Star loves more is bagging on folks with conservative views and cultural outlooks.

For example the newspaper has ridden hard and trashed up-and-coming Republican pol Josh Hawley from the get go. And now that Hawley had a high-profile lapse of judgement, the Star can’t bag on him enough.

Has there even been the slightest hint of fair-and-balanced coverage ever – before, during and or after Hawley’s current predicament? Of course not.

Saying even the most benign positive thing about anything Hawley would be the equivalent of devil worshiping, rooting for the old Oakland Raiders or supporting child pornography.

It’s not gonna happen.

Don’t get me wrong… Continue reading

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Hearne: Life After Kansas City

This is the view from where I live in Oro Valley

They say you can’t go back…

So what am I doing here in the desert reliving my lost youth?

Good question.

We only go around once (theoretically) and while I’ve built more than my fair share of snowmen and snowballs over the years, a change of scenery just felt like a needed, good thing.

And you might be surprised how quick and easiy it is to put Bill Self and KU basketball in the rearview mirror with a simple zip code change.

The flip side of that being that tons of things have changed since I last lived in Tucson.

Oh I’ve been back with my kids and friends, but I’ve generally revisited places like the U of A, 4th Avenue, downtown, Hacienda Del Sol and the like.

Ah but now I’m living large in Oro Valley, a subburb the equivalent of say Leawood.

A place I NEVER knew existed when I was running around in school or visiting years later.

With one huge exception…

Oro Valley is actually beautiful, with close up views of the Catalina Mountains and more.

Visually speasking, nothing in KC comes close.

So yeah, while in some ways I sold out, I did it in style. Continue reading

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Hearne: Remembering When Newly Dead Dustin Diamond Went Toe-to-Toe With Craig Glazer

Never thought much about the day I’d long for deceased comedy king Craig Glazer...

Well, guess what?  That day has arrived.

Just saw a news break about “Saved by the Bell” star Dustin Diamond blowing taps.

Brought back by a memory I know Glazer would vividly recall about a handful of years back when the actor formerly known as Screech headlined  Stanford’s Comedy Club in Overland Park.

I was there – not so much because I was a Diamond fan – more like I was in the neighborhood. So while I can’t fully recall the exact details, I do remember Diamond being an asshole and nearly coming g to blows with Craig, who was pretty quick to put up his dukes.

I also remember Diamond’s show being pretty tepid, even though he was more than just slightly full of his has-been self and wanted  more respect  out of Glazer.

Not having watched Diamond’s hit sitcom, I was intrigued by the news of his passing at the youthful age of 44.

Hey, nobody ever said it was easy to be an aging child star.

Unable to find a story from that night, I did do a bit of digging and here’s what  I found… Continue reading

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Hearne: Guess Who’s Back…?

Former Star overlord Mark Zieman

Long time, no see…

If that sounds trite, allow me to add that since right before November’s election until present, I’ve kind of been busy.

As in three long distance moving trips from Kansas City to Oro Valley, Arizona in Tucson (where I graduated from high school and attended the University of Arizona), six weeks of apartment living and house hunting, a couple weeks of Covid 19 action and a small house fire that necessitated a month of living in the glamorous Hilton Conquistador.

How’s that for a three month snapshot?

I don’t want to bore you – anymore than I already have – but as lame excuses for not writing go, that’s a decent list.

And I am no longer living in Kansas City.

That said, I’ve been kinda keeping up…

How could I miss for example, the gigantic, never-ending mea culpa by the Kansas City Star, fessing up to Dwight Sutherland and others pointing out for years the newspaper’s patently racist, sexist resume and past (including recent).

To which I gotta call BS on current Star editor Mike Fannin‘s attempt to placate the youngsters he now lords over by disavowing pretty much the newspaper’s entire hisory, including Fannin’s contributions to it.

Does anybody with half a clue actually believe Fannin’s a clean cut dude who hasn’t made more than his share of racist, sexist jokes and remarks, had a career of getting hammered, arrested and dipping his proverbial pen in the company ink via an attractive married woman wh0 answered directly to him for both her sports editor job and paycheck.

So like now that we are mired in an age of rewriting history and disavowing people who’s accomplishments dwarf that of our current crop of politically correct leaders, Fannin does the unthinkable and throws everybody under the bus with the possible excerption of himself as he attempts to fit in the today’s cancel culture and squeeze in a few more years of fat paychecks.

Bravo, good job, Mike. Continue reading

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Hearne: Mission Hills Cop Bow to Pressure From Bollier Crowd

Hey, nobody wants to lose there job, right?

Especially the highly paid honchos at the Prairie Village /  Mission Hill police. And they’ve got to watch their backs working for a bunch of left leaning, spoiled millionaires.

And if you’ve been following the national news that’s the kind of thing that can happen, even if some police chief’s wife posts something nice about Donald Trump.

Return with me now to the sixth night of Mission Hills conservative Dwight Sutherland‘s Trump and Roger Marshall yard sign’s being mowed down by somebody with a penchant for driving up on Sutherland’s yard – at first just to knock them down and then later to steals them.

Sutherland was waiting for a former FBI investigator to mount surveillance cameras, but decided to wait up to see if he could catch the culprit that sixth night.

Around 10 pm he saw and heard a small SUV screech by and into the yard of one of his neighbors (that I know personally) who were out-of-town.

At first Sutherland thought it was probably one of the couple’s college age kids. He heard someone exit the car and some talking. Several minutes later the SUV sped off and then made an awkward maneuver to approach Sutherland’s yard signs. It left the street and instead of just mowing down the signs, stopped in his yard and began to grab the signs.

Dwight raced out then and yelled warning to them and struck the SUV with his tennis  racket to drive home his point. At which point in trying to get away, Sutherland was struck by the SUV and fell to the ground.

Next thing he knew the SUV speed away at a ridiculously fast clip up the block.

As Sutherland collected himself something very unusual happened…

The SUV stopped, then turned around and headed back towards Sutherland who positioned himself in the street to deal with the dude.

As it approached Sutherland gave its windshield a whack as it veered into him, then sped off..

Sutherland hit the pavement with multiple injuries resulting in an ambulance ride with a PV / Mission Hills policeman who took his statement and expressed sympathy, saying that whoever did it would get his just desserts once the police determined who it was.

So much for sympathy from the so-called authorities. Continue reading

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Hearne: How Barbara Bollier Put the Screws to Dwight Sutherland

barbara bollier

Now it can be told…

It ain’t easy being a conservative, registered Republican in Johnson County these days – let alone in Mission Hills.

Not when what’s left of those so-called Republicans of yesteryear quietly morphed into Rhinos (Republicans in name only) and now, full blown Dems.

The reason for the above is somewhat obvious to political insiders.

Kansas having long been a Republican stronghold, just about the only way for a politician to get ahead was to play long and join the party. But with things like Democrat Kathleen Sebelius‘ ascendency, little by little the Rhinos have been coming out nof the political closet.

As an old-school conservative Dwight Sutherland is one of only two (that he knows of) Mission Hillbillies to do the unthinkable. As in putting up Donald Trump for president yard signs for all to see.

It’s not like there aren’t plenty of other rich folks nearby who are secretly for Triump, but these days letting on to that fact and that you won’t be voting for Joe Biden is risky business.

Several years ago when I was still wandering the oneline dating realm, I had a pretty nice outing with a young woman from Lawrence. Until the second encounter when the subject of me likely voting for Trump came up and she dumped me on the spot.

End of story, no way would she be caught dead with a so-called deplorable.

Even though I’d voted for Obama twice (which drives the Stomper crazy trying to label me a Republican). Continue reading

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Harley: Back From The Dead?

gonna miss ya hc.
Been fun making you the brunt of my jokes!
Smartman…gone
Greg…gone/trump gone/
Glaze…gone
now hc….gone
Be in beautiful paradise valley so come
see me if in phoenix
With all the fun we had how can you give all
this up.
Only ones left are a country club janitor, a ditch
digger and southy who got beat.  Hated to see
southy get beat but that’s life in today’s world.
Say hello to senator Kelly and former senator Flake
for me and of course say “hola” to all my hispanic
friends in southern arizona.
With a tear in my eye as we lay to rest one the last
great site.  And stay away
from those latin hotties and U of A coeds.  They will
only get you in trouble.  And take lots of water…the
summers here are brutal!

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Hearne: Guess what? I’m Leaving KC

Sorry about the past few weeks…

I’ve got a number of pretty interesting columns brewing, but – just so you’ll know – I got married in late June, sold my house in Dear Old Brookside a few weeks back, and on October 28th I’m turning into Jed Clampett, loading up the jalopy (2020 Honda Civic Si) with everything I can fit into it and heading towards the Hills of Beverly.

Movie stars, fancy cars, Antifa…

Thing is, I don’t plan on actually going there.

My lawyer wife Janet and I will be weighing anchor in Tucson (where I went to the University of Arizona after graduating from  high school there).

So no longer will I have to choke down all that faux journalism emanating from  the Kansas City Star

Huzzxah!

Unless of course, I want to…which means, I likely will…albeit on far more measured basis.

Truth be told, I’ll be keeping an eye on things here in KC – at arms length – which I think will lend perspective, as well as provide a much needed breath of fresh air.

Once upon a time, I was the loose cannon at KC’s local newspaper of record.

No mas.

There really are no quote-unquote loose cannons these days; because just about everyone who works there is a loose cannon.

Even my horoscope in Monday’s newspaper suggested that I practice “social distancing.”

These days, there are no checks and balances – few, anyway – and the Star editors who used to roll their collective eyes at some of my columns and those of Jason Whitlock are long since gone.

Along with the journalistic standards that distinguished the Star from the hip-shot “journalists” at the Pitch.

Now the Pitch comes closer to being a disiplined voice of reason than the Star.The so-called news coverage at the Star is little more than mostly the efforts of entry level journalists bent on championing their personal beliefs and causes.

Every single day serial ” typists”  like Jason Hancock and Bryan Lowery dress up and masquerade as journalists, then proceed to churn out take down pieces about area politicians with an “R” after their name. Rising GOP star Josh Hawley to name one.

All competing liberal or Democratic pols have to do is serve up on “background” accusations of whatever passes for “dirt” and the fledgling Star reporters report it without fail as news, sans balanced reporting.

I’m not exactly sure what happened these past four years…

Maybe the editors and reporters are taking their cues from MSNBC and CNN – but the days when relatively stern Star editors demanded a semblance of balance are history.

Fannin mug shot

And the last thing Star editor Mike Fannin – a convicted felon with twin DUIs and an affair with a married subordinate under his belt – wants to do is rock the boat.

Fannin told me over a two hour lunch a handful of years back that he couldn’t wait until he could rid the newspaper of the old school journalists and have the freedom to put out a cutting edge product.

This is what he calls cutting edge?

Seems more like amateur hour, and the way readers are dropping their subscriptions, one dimensional, opinion journalism  doesn’t appear to be going over all that well.

In any case, here’s where I stand today: Continue reading

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Hearne: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Social Justice Yard Sign

They ubiquitous, they’re banal,  they’re annoying…

Perhaps you’ve seen ’em.

If you live in the burbs – Brookside, Prairie Village, Mission Hills, Leawood, Platte City or Parkville -I think you know what I’m talking about.

Those ubiquitous, post George Floyd, post riots, post defund the police black yard signs that read as follows:

WE BELIEVE

BLACK LIVES MATTER

NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL

LOVE IS LOVE

WOMEN’S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

SCIENCE IS REAL

There might be a Land Rover, Mercedes or Tesla in the upscale suburban driveway that home owners wouldn’t dare desecrate with a political bumper sticker, yet they’ve got these colorful, attention drawing signs smack in the middle of their front yard.

The bottom line?

“These are just mindless generalities,” says Mission Hills attorney Dwight Sutherland. “Water is life, love is love. How do you answer that? It’s just verbal flatulence – it doesn’t mean anything – who can argue with statements like that?  But beneath the amorphous generalities there lurk very real,very ugly,very extreme policies that they are intended to conceal.”

“They sound profound, but they’re actually just platitudes and they’re so broad that they’re meaningless. Just like in the 1960s when you heard all these sayings like, ‘give peace a chance’ and ‘what if they gave a war and nobody came?’ Do you think if you lived in Russia, Cuba or Vietnam you could be a conscientious objector? They’d put you up against a wall.”

More to the point, why have these signs have become so effing popular?

“This is all anti-Donald Trump,” Sutherland says. “It’s a fad, because for the hip, pseudo-intellectuals, it’s the thing to do because they hate Trump. No wonder Orwell called left wing intellectuals ‘The Herd of Independent Minds’.”

Let’s break it down:

NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL:

“That’s means open the borders,” Sutherland says. “As Jay Leno said, undocumented immigrants is code for unregistered Democrats. So anyone who is already here should get amnesty, citizenship and full voting rights. They want them to come here so they can vote and convert the nation to a one party state. Then the fun will really begin, a reign of terror against anyone who doesn’t bow down to-or take a knee to -the Gods of Political Correctness. Do we really want to enshrine a movement whose chief spokesman is Al Sharpton? ”

SCIENCE IS REAL:

“That’s climate change ,i.e. the Green New Deal,” Sutherland says. “But now it’s taken on another meaning, that we have to shut the country down until we get a coronavirus vaccine, which will be during the Joe Biden administration. Just  like Trump got the blame for Covid. Never mind that 182 countries have suffered from the pandemic.” Continue reading

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Sutherland: Useful Idiots – KC Edition – Mainstream Coalition Meets BLM

    Mission Hills’ blow-dried Elmer Gantry, The Right Reverend Robert Meneilly,

I first met Russell “Rusty” Leffel 40 plus years ago… 

A fellow Kansas City lawyer, he had graduated from KU Law four years before me.  We were both active in Johnson County Republican politics and I supported him when he ran for Congress in 1984.  I liked Rusty but he had an irksome trait of naiveté combined with self-righteousness that surfaced during the campaign.

For example, Rusty seemed inordinately impressed with himself for leading a group at KU his senior year that had some juvenile name like “The Phantom Five” or “The Secret Seven.”

This group was started by Leffel to initiate a “dialogue” between the leftist radicals-who burned down the Student Union that year, 1970-and the other students, in order to “find common ground.”  Another friend of mine also tried to “reach out,” to begin a “conversation” with militant black students and ended up being so badly beaten up for his efforts that he was hospitalized.

Rusty was unfazed by the fact that such attempts were abject failures and that any sentient human should have known that they were doomed to fail at a time when the different factions on campus were engaged in a literal shooting war.  (Yet another acquaintance was killed as a result of this gun violence.)

In fact, Rusty was convinced that this fatuous exercise was a sterling credential qualifying him for high office.  (I thought of him when I saw “Coexist” bumper stickers on Priuses in the wake of 9-11.)

Later on I had the misfortune to have a lawsuit in which Rusty “represented” someone I was suing.  I use the term loosely because Leffel got in and out of the case three different times.  He would show up at court hearings where the judge required his client (“Mr. Jones”) to have an attorney present and then would withdraw as soon as the hearing was over.

In the meantime, Leffel’s client acted “pro se”, i.e. he acted as his own lawyer. 

This meant that Mr. Jones was free to engage in every kind of unethical conduct imaginable, against both me and my client, in order to get us to drop the claim against him. 

These include calling my boss at my law firm (“Do you know you have a paranoid schizophrenic working for you?”), threatening to bring criminal charges against my client’s brother, verbally abusing me and my office staff, threatening to file an ethical complaint against me with the Kansas Bar Disciplinary Administrator’s Office, and physically assaulting me at a deposition.  (Later, several years after the case was over, I was at a high school basketball game where my son was playing.  During the halftime I was outside the gym, talking to another parent, when I felt someone punch me in the small of the back.  I turned around in surprise, only to see Jones, Leffel’s client, standing there smirking.  He said, “I saw where your old law firm went out of business.  I shouldn’t be surprised when it had terrible lawyers like you working for it.”)

Since Jones was not a lawyer none of the legal ethics rules prohibiting this kind of abuse applied.  Leffel had the best of both worlds, getting paid but having no responsibility for what went on, especially if these scorched earth tactics worked and got us to give up and go away.

I tried complaining to Rusty about what his intermittent client was doing, some of which he witnessed, but he simply wrung his hands and said he was helpless to stop this bully. 

Matters got to the point after one hearing where I told Jones that I would take him outside the courthouse and further disfigure his already repulsive face, fit only for scaring small children.  Rusty stood there and whined ineffectually while I delivered this verbal beat down, “Please, Dwight, please!  This is cruel and uncalled for!”  My comments must have worked because Jones never said another discouraging word to me again, at least until after the case was over and he paid what he owed.

In the end, I concluded that Rusty Leffel was weak willed and devious, i.e. he enabled a dishonest and bullying client, by going along with his abusive behavior.  As long as he got paid ($150.00? $200.00?) per court appearance he tolerated his erstwhile client engaging in unethical and even criminal activities. 

The case went on for three years and generated hundreds and hundreds of pages of pleadings, document production, and deposition transcripts.  By allowing his client to drag the matter out for so long, with no valid defense to our modest claim, Leffel cost both sides in fees a sum representing two or three times the actual amount in controversy.  By thinking he could manipulate the legal process in this manner to his benefit, Leffel also squandered a large part of people’s lives, not least of it his own.

Fast forward 30 years and Rusty is back in my headlights. 

He owns a vacant lot in Mission Hills, which he is apparently unable or unwilling to sell.  

Paraphrasing Robert Louis Stephenson’s classic volume of children’s poetry, A Child’s Garden of Verses, Leffel has created A Child’s Garden of Clichés, Leftist Variety. 

To wit: he has caused the vacant lot to be adorned with “installations”, sculptures/signs which look like they were done by my grandchildren’s pre-school art class.

The first piece I saw was “Reunite Families”, which I took as a heartfelt call for opening the Southern Border to illegal immigrants, especially if they had children with them when they crossed the Rio Grande.  As Jay Leno once said, “Undocumented immigrants is code for unregistered Democrats.” 

Next, we have a pro-impeachment montage, first with a black swathed Lady Liberty, then with two signs with quotes from the Presidential Oath of Office. This pompous, pat-on-your-own-back symbolic message was from people who tried to block a duly elected president from taking office and to destroy his presidency before he was even sworn in.

Next, we had the Green New Deal mantra, which has now even been repudiated by noted right wing corporate shill Michael Moore and former climate change activist and Obama administration official Michael Shellenberger.  This was followed by anti-gun messages, which ring a little hollow now that we’re going to defund the police and when calling 911 is an act of white privilege, i.e. you’re on your own as far as defending yourself.

After that came the COVID attack, which places the blame on President Trump for not preparing the nation for a disease which had never been encountered before.  After all, no other country has “Failed to prevent its spread.”

Most recently we got the obligatory tribute to Black Lives Matter.  Continue reading

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Lefsetz: New Oscar Rules, Not Only Lame But Irrelevant

This is what happens when your head is so far up your ass all you can see is your navel…

Let’s start from the beginning. The Oscars are irrelevant to everybody but those in the fading film industry itself – other than those who come out once a year to complain about this or that.

There, I said it.

How did this happen?

Well, films devolved from art to business.

Oh, they were always a business, but along the way studios and directors occasionally created art and therefore gained respectability. But TV threw a monkey wrench in the whole process so the industry went for event pictures.

Then it the 1960s found that by tackling stories too outré, too sexy, too deep, too dangerous for TV, people would be drawn to the theatre.

Sure, there was still lowbrow stuff purveyed, but it was films like “Bonnie & Clyde” and “The Graduate” and “The Godfather,” never mind classic comedies like “Annie Hall,” that drove people to the theatre, but even more, had America and the world, talking about them.

Those days are through.

Let me catalog the reasons…

Pure greed. Once “Jaws” and then “Star Wars” demonstrated how much money could be made, studios no longer wanted to hit singles, however profitable, they wanted home runs.

Marketing. In an era where it’s hard to reach anybody, studios spend upwards of a hundred million dollars trying to reach a potential audience, and they only want to do this if the film has mass appeal.

Therefore they don’t want to make any “small” pictures.

As a matter of fact, studios cut down production. You can shoot a movie in hi-def on your iPhone, but good luck getting a green light at a studio. So, you post your effort on YouTube, or you make movies and series for streaming services, like Netflix.

Yes, TV has finally killed the traditional movie experience.

But Bob, people still want to go to the theatre!

Yes, for a night out, the experience is more important than the film. And the experience, especially in this age of smartphones, can be so distracting as to convince people not to attend.

At home, it’s quiet. If you want to talk to your spouse, no one complains. And with the standard now a 65″ screen, in 4k, home viewing satisfies. Never mind that it’s on demand, i.e. the picture starts and stops whenever you want it to.

So, Oscar ratings continue to drop.

On this one night, they appeal to cineastes, but the industry is supported by lowbrows.

And they’re not interested in the pictures nominated.

Furthermore, the number of cineastes is decreasing, just like the number of symphony fans, they’re aging out. It’s a circle jerk, I tell you. If you win a big award the studio can advertise such, but an Oscar is barely more meaningful than a Grammy – which no longer gives you a sales bounce, which is employed by most musicians as a line on their resumé – to hopefully increase live bookings.

Once again, the audience does not care, and the victors rarely comport with the Spotify Top 50, which is what the majority of people are listening to. Then again, the Grammy voters, just like the Oscar voters, have contempt for this popular stuff.

So, the goal is to save the Oscars – which are out of touch with the film industry itself – and the way to do this is…

Include television. Continue reading

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Hearne: Back to the Movies w/ ‘TENET’ + Star Editor Mike Fannin

Let’s see, do I embarrass myself or…

Oh, what the heck. After all,  slime ball Kansas City Star editor Mike Fannin didn’t mind laying down a phony “tear jerker” about how his mom came to visit and the whole family had to endure a gut-wrenching bout of Covid before moving on with their lives (as most coronavirus cases do under the age of 80, sans underlying issues or being massively overweight).

That said, it was a great way for Fannin to blow a little smoke up the new owner’s you-know-whats, in the hope they’d overlook his twin DUIs, assault conviction (beating up his brother) and affair with a certain married Star sports editor that worked – you know -,directly under him.

(Pun intended)

I digress, my confession is less dramatic, but I have too tell you I nodded off a time or two during the early part of the blockbuster movie Tenet at AMC’s Ward Parkway theater.

Might have been for lack of oxygen wearing my Nancy Pelosi mask.

Again, I digress…

Because what’s important here is my blow-by-blow on the not-so-grand reopening of AMC Theatres to the general public.

The verdict is in: It was an incredible experience and one that I heartily recommend.

I’ll preface my remarks by noting that I have some serious audio and video equipment at home, and have been outspoken in predicting the demise of brick-and-mortar movie theaters given the competition from home theater, costs, health issues, etc.

And I’m standing by those predictions.

Still finding myself front and center with a gigantic screen and killer-beyond-belied sound effects was nothing short of amazing.

Seriously.

Now I don’t want to do a Mike Fannin and over dramatize things, but frankly – and somewhat too my surprise – I was blown away.

As for the movie itself, eh..

It was a non stop roller coaster ride of violence, chase scenes, explosions and dramatic effects…quilted together with a somewhat tepid plot that required of my wife’s 23 year-old daughter to rate the movie an 8 on a scale of 10. Add to that, that much of the dialogue was indiscernible and she couldn’t wait to read a review so she could more fully understand what the movie was actually about.

Funny thing, that’s kinda how I felt after reading Fannin’s pot boiler.

Especially the part about his mom’s voice growing stronger on Day  4 as the treatments “took hold and the prayers continued pouring in from across the country.”

Seriously? Prayers “pouring in” from across the country? Fannin actually goes to church? And “pouring in” from where exactly?

Apparently Fannin forgot to mention his mom was Beyonce. Continue reading

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Lefsetz: Tom Seaver’s Dead, He Symbolized All That Was good

In the ’60s, the faders were pushed up, everything to the max and we could hear all of it… 

We started off with mono, ended up with 16 tracks. And by time the decade ended there was so much going on and you were aware of all of it. Of course, there was a generation gap, our parents were the last generation that got old.

Boomers today wear jeans and run marathons and are teenagers until they pass. Unlike their forefathers who were shell-shocked by the Depression and two wars and were risk averse.

The ’60s were all about testing limits, intellectually and emotionally. Sure, drugs were part of the equation, but they were billed as a way to expand your mind. We were in it together, developing together, and we knew it all.

In the ’70s we licked our wounds.

In the ’80s we had a monoculture, dictated by MTV.

There was more going on, but you didn’t hear about it.

Then in the nineties it all started to fracture – where today nothing is truly popular – nothing is known by everybody. Everybody’s got different facts and resides in a different bubble, but not in the 1960s.

In the ’50s…the underground was truly underground.

But it surfaced in the ’60s – the Beat poets – never mind Bob Dylan and the folk scene and then the Beatles.

We wanted more, we wanted it all.

America was the land of possibilities, and our generation spearheaded it. We’d brooked no crisis until the advent of the Vietnam War. Of course your view was different if you were a minority, but this was also the decade where others were exposed to the plight of minorities. And sure, there were some who didn’t like it.

And Nixon rounded them all up and emerged in victory, but we stood up to them, these were turbulent times.

But the transitions!

Like your hair… Crew cut and then after the Beatles, long.

Hats flew by the wayside with Kennedy’s inauguration.

Ties faded, bell bottoms arrived, along with paisley…your clothes were a statement…you were either with us or against us. And you’d be surprised how many found it difficult to change, they grew their hair out in the ’70s, bought Rolling Stones’ albums in the ’80s.

People were frightened, they needed their feet firmly planted, whereas everybody else was hopping from stone to stone, not believing it was even possible to slip and fall into the water.

Although the tide started to turn on the coast in the early ’60s, the pace was slower elsewhere. At first we believed in our country, were excited by the space program, by the possibilities. Then the Beatles swept us off our feet and they didn’t play by the rules. Lennon said the taboo, that the band was bigger than Jesus – and they were – the back to God movement didn’t really start until the ’70s.

It wasn’t like the internet.

There was no brittle break, no great leap forward, but an evolution. You were here, then you found yourself there. And it was surprising what you would not leave behind, like sports.

Which were also different in the ’60s.

The games may have been the same, but that was all. The stadiums were not branded by sponsors. There weren’t that many teams. The NFL grew into a monolith over the decade, its pinnacle being Super Bowl III, with Namath’s victory, but the truth is, baseball ruled. And it still rules for many boomers. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Christopher Nolan’s ‘TENET” Finally Arrives

It was to have been the sci-fi action-epic of the spring—and then the summer…

But like so many other 2020 tentpole titles “TENET” was pushed back on Warner Brothers’ release schedule to coincide with the ever fluid state of the world’s pandemic and its effect on national, regional and local health advisories.

Give credit where credit is due.

Unlike other film distributors who took their summer titles to premium streaming platforms—or moved them way into the future—Warner Bros. finally settled on this Labor Day weekend for their domestic release of director Christopher Nolan’s 2.5 hour long spectacle and kept its release exclusively to the theater experience!

What to expect?

As with most of Nolan’s films expect the unexpected—and in a massive cinematic way tailored for the BIG SCREEN.

(Think back to 2010’s “INCEPTION”, his film within a dream. Or was it the other way around?)

With “TENET” we are served up another dose of the innovative filmmaker’s dimension-bending sci-fi thrills. And all in the realm of inversion and high-octane time zone jumping travel/reality.

So pay close attention as the film rapidly bounces within elements of time and could otherwise leave you behind. Continue reading

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Hearne: High Rollers Wanted; Pitch Begs Readers for Big Bucks

Nothing really new here…

The Pitch has been mooching money from readers for years.

However, the former alt weekly – now a monthly freebie under new owners – is upping the ante.

Like never before.

It’s one thing to sit on a sidewalk on the Plaza, rattle a cup and beg for cheeseburgers. Or to race up to cars at traffic signals, smear soapy substances on some their windshield ,then charge them to make things right

Very conventional.

But that’s chump change, given the kind of red ink the Pitch is hemorrhaging these days.

You don’t treat a chainsaw wound with a band-aid.

Noop, times are tough and the Pitch is swinging for the fences.

Loyal readers:can now become “a member” for 50 bucks a year.

For which they get a monthly newsletter from one of the Pitch’s new publishers and a sneak peek at each monthly issue prior to it hitting the street.

Ah, but for a mere hondo ($100), you get all that plus discounts on “select” Pitch events -should they ever come to pass, post pandemic – and, “access” to giveaways like concert tickets and flood coupons – again – should concerts ever return post pandemic.

Got $200 that’s not working?

Now you can achieve what they’re calling a “feature” – and get a limited edition T-shirt and your name in an annual print ad slated to appear in the print Pitch.

But you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet… Continue reading

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New Jack City: Politically Correct—Or Just The Right Thing To Do?

Toronto, Berlin and Cannes…
All home to some of the world’s most popular and competitive film festivals.
Now the BERLIN INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL takes its annual event to the next level.
Beginning with its 71st edition in 2021 the Berlin Festival will make specific acting categories “gender-neutral”.
Allow me to explain.
Rather than awarding Best Actor and Best Actress awards, the two sexes will compete against one another.
Same will hold true for Best Supporting performances
The new designations will simply be the award for ‘Best Leading Performance’ and ‘Best Supporting Performance’ in a motion picture.

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Lefsetz: Brief History of Porn Meets ‘OnlyFans’

It starts with porn…

In the 1960s and 1970s porn was controlled by a small cabal of producers and distributors.

With the advent of the videocassette in the late ’70s and early ’80s profits went through the roof as a limited number of old and new players controlled the business utilizing professional actors. Then came the cracks in the system as the cost of production sank with the availably of cheap recording equipment. However distribution was always a snag.

Until the internet.

People used to talk about this a lot. In the early days of the web. How porn creeped into every nook and cranny, how it happened in porn first. But as the net was built, as it became more profitable with Amazon and Facebook, porn went back to its naughty news hole and got little coverage…while it was ravaging the web.

But this time, the story was the amateurs.

At first amateurs had their own brands. Distributing their product on their own websites. You could do it yourself, but the back end was not sophisticated, and people were reluctant to give up their credit card numbers.

Then the big boys went free.

In other words, intermediaries like Brazzers and PornHub became clearing houses for porn and the value of the majors and their product went down, and the amateurs got little monetary reward, but major distribution.

Meanwhile, porn stars were still trying to eke out livings with their own websites.

But now came the beginning of clips. Yes, once everybody had broadband, it was about video, and you could record yourself on your phone and sell clips on Clips4sale or ManyVids, but there was no sense of community. Meanwhile, cam girls was now a thing, but it had a dirty imprimatur.

You could Chaturbate – you could buy your time – but it had the appearance of a sleazy transaction. And all these cam sites were filled with amateurs, they ruled.

So, let’s recap.

As a result of the cost of production and distribution coming down, the usual suspect content creators and distributors lost power as new players entered the marketplace, and then the scene overflowed with amateurs.

Not everyone made a buck. Or they made a little buck. Or some bucks for a very short time. Still there was money in it, however it was divided. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Hang On To Your Ticket Stubs—The Movies Are Back!

No way it was planned this way.

Who could have predicted a formulaic action flick like UNHINGED would be the post pandemic gateway back into movie theaters?

But because of major release shifts due to the coronavirus—it is this week!

UNHINGED is a 90 minute-long road rage revenge thriller that takes us to the darker side of society.

A minor road rage altercation between Russell Crowe and stressed out single mom Caren Pistorius — who simply honks her horn at him—really ticks him off.

What follows is a path of psychological destruction. A vengeful exercise against the victim, her friends and family. A confrontational escalation that Crowe pulls off as we follow him and  he becomes unhinged in the worst way imaginable.

Not that we haven’t seen this subject matter explored before. But Oscar winner Russell Crowe letting lose certainly elevates this action-thriller to a step above the usual B-grade material.

So is this a violent film? Continue reading

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Hearne: AMC Scrambles To Survive Monumental Losses

Two billion here, five-hundred million there – it adds up…

The financial toll the coronavirus is taking on Kansas City’s AMC Theatres is staggering, but the company may be beginning to see some light at a seemingly never-ending, gloomy tunnel that is the year 2020.

That after a $2 billion-plus first quarter earnings hit and another $500 million in the company’s recently announced second quarter earnings.

Why even bother to call them earnings?

All of that said, let’s take a gander at what passes for good news these days at the country’s largest operator of movie theaters.

For starters, AMC kissed and made up with Universal, settling a short lived boycott of Universal after it went straight to premium video on demand (PVOD) this past spring with its Trolls World Tour movie.

Universal pocketed more than $77 million on PVOD (keeping 80 percent of the revenue versus the 50 percent they get from theaters) and said it planned to continue bypassing theaters.

That was then…the latest? Continue reading

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