Valentine: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Original art by Mark Valentine

Original art by Mark Valentine

‘Twas the night before Christmas

And all through Crown Center

The shops were all closed and it felt just like winter

The Mayor’s tree was lit in a holiday glow

And the ice rink was empty, but ready to go.

The kid was in bed dreaming of Santa and elves

And we were sipping the Single Malts we hide on top shelves.

The presents were wrapped, tomorrow the day.

We come as we are then we all go away.

The pictures will freeze little moments in time

And when we look back it will form a straight line

From our past to our future, both yours and mine.

Find the joy in each other. It’s the one thing that’s right.

Now Merry Christmas and to all a goodnight!

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Glazer: ‘Predator’ Star Sonny Landham Loses Right Leg in Accident

I’ve been close pals with actor Sonny Landham for more than 30 years…Billy_Predator

We met in acting classes in L.A. in 1982. My partner in crime Don Woodbeck was still alive and we all hung out. Sonny introduced me to actors Mickey Rourke and Gary Busey and we all did the scene. After I was released from prison in 1988 Sonny was the first to welcome me back to LA and showbiz. He took me to the Academy Awards that year. We worked out together and were best friends. He always had me on his movie sets when he was working in movies like “Lock-Up” with Sylvester Stallone.

He became both a friend and a big brother.

Unfortunately, this past Wednesday Sonny – now living in Louisville,Ky. – was in a bad car wreck. It was raining and his car slid into a pole, was totaled the car and Sonny’s right leg had to be amputated. He called me when he woke up from the surgery.

Of course I’m devastated by the news. Continue reading

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Hearne: Star Wars Movie War Between AMC, Cinetopia Goes Galactic

TFA_thumb_b1c49964Mystery solved…

What movie theater in its right mind would pass on showing the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens? That’s a rhetorical question, btw. No theater would be dumb enough to not show Star Wars, let alone cede the exclusive screening rights to its closest rival.

Yet that’s exactly what KC based AMC Theatres did at it’s recently redesigned Town Center 20 in lofty Leawood, Kansas. Worse yet, it took a pass on the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie and did not screen the Tina Fey, Amy Poehler comedy “Sisters.”

Put another way, AMC’s flagship movieplex – the closest to its world headquarters – did not screen the top three grossing new releases for the pre Christmas holiday weekend.

All because of a questionable policy decision implemented by its former CEO to not play what in the movie biz is called “day and date” with nearby rival theaters. Questionable, in that AMC has been accused of (and is being sued for) unfair business practices by some of its rivals.

In this case, the ritzy, new Cinetopia Overland Park 18 was the benefactor of AMC’s “largess” by playing all three of the top, new movies, lead by the record shattering, $248 million grossing new Star Wars. Continue reading

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Glazer: Superstar T.J. Miller Returns to Stanford’s Saturday & Sunday

tjmillerbighero6It seems like only yesterday that T.J.Miller was doing his first headline weekend at Stanford’s at Village West in the Legends…

He’d just done a couple movies including the surprise hit Cloverfield and he was doing She’s Out of Your League which also was a comedy movie people loved.

T.J. has family in KC so he wanted to headline our club.

At the time he was not headlining comedy clubs, but we said OK and the rest is history. Miller went on to become arguably the biggest film and TV comedy star today.

His credits are endless.

We saw Miller in big films like UnStoppable, Get Him to The Greek, Rock of Ages, Yogi Bear, and too many others to name. Then he did several comedy central series like Mash Up. Today he stars in HBO’s hit series Silicon Valley. In just the last year he also had a major role in Transformers 4 with Mark Wahlberg. T.J.’s Big Hero Six movie won best animated movie at the Academy Awards. His other film, How To Train Your Dragon was also nominated and his voice became so well known he was selected to do a number of major television commercials (you see him now on three different ones).

And on this Christmas week he’s returning to Stanford’s. Continue reading

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Sutherland: It All Ties Together in Conspiracy World

new-world-order1When I was in college years ago, I was part of a campus conservative group called Undergraduates for a Stable America. (USA, get it?) Being wise-guy college boys, we used to liven up our monthly meetings by inviting local John Birch Society members to give talks, show recruiting films, etc.

While we were outwardly polite and respectful to the Birchers, inwardly we were laughing at their absurd theories and claims. (What is tactfully called “the conspiratorial view of history” is really just a euphemism for a paranoid world view.)

Anyone who has spent any time in grass roots politics knows all the myths and folk lore that have arisen over the years in this regard. (What’s surprising is that if you go out far enough on the fringes, left or right, you actually achieve a convergence of paranoia as far as who the bogey-men are!)

All of the last 240 years of Western Civilization has been controlled (supposedly) by a shadowy elite of international financiers.

This conspiracy originated in Bavaria in 1776 (no coincidence!) as a Masonic plot, whose members were known as the “Illuminati.” Nowadays the nerve center of the cabal goes by the name of the Council on Foreign Relations, or the Trilateral Commission, or Bilderbergers.

These plotters arrived at a scheme of world domination that has unfolded exactly as they envisioned, carried out by such unlikely masterminds as the Queen of England and the Rothschild banking family. The whole elaborate web of supposed connections and manipulation is set out in such classic tomes as Gary Allen’s “None Dare Call It Conspiracy” and the John Birch Society Blue Book, by JBS founder Robert Welch.

On those happy occasions where we j.v. William F. Buckleys would stop in at the Yankee Doodle Tap Room before the meetings, one of us would ask a question of the JBS “presenters.” For example, it didn’t seem particularly rude or churlish to inquire why arch-capitalists like the Rockefellers would bankroll the International Communist Movement. Nor did it seem out of line to ask if it wasn’t against the obvious self-interest of banks like JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs, to work toward the destruction of the US financial system, both of which were articles of faith of Bircher theology.

The answer would always be; “It’s in the book! Just read the literature we’ve brought or which you can order from our headquarters in Belmont, Massachusetts. You’ll see, it all ties together!”

I thought immediately of that kind of conspiracy mentality when I heard former Clinton Labor Secretary Robert Reich speak at the Plaza Branch of the K.C. MO. Public Library in October about his book, “Saving Capitalism.” Continue reading

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Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist, Christmas Edition!

Christmas: a wondrous, magical time of year when people of all races, religions and sizes come together as one to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, president of Christians and the lord/savior…

But if you’re anything like most Americans, you’re out of work and living in a tent city near a river. (Or at best, you’re under-compensated and swimming in debt.)

So if you’re struggling, how do you make Christmas fun and giftful? By doing what people have been doing for centuries: finding shit on Craigslist.

Don’t worry, I’ll help.

For the Foodie in Your Life:

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Free food (Raytown)

Medium box of food Free a few canned goods a few boxes goods some noodles and a bag of onions and cherries a couple boxes of cereal “

We all know one, don’t we? Someone who rants and raves about how “non-GMO, organically raised, cage-free, farm-to-table, sustainable and hormonally anti-biotic food is the only thing I’ll put in my body,” right? Well, shut them the fuck up with this grab bad of goodness! Who doesn’t love “some noodles!” or “a bag of onions!”? Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a box of scary, free food from Raytown. Continue reading

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Glazer: Scribe Says Chiefs Need to Step It up on Offense

Screen Shot 2015-12-20 at 3.42.44 PMHey, you can’t argue with any road win in the NFL…

And the KC Chiefs looked good on the scoreboard with a 20 point win at Baltimore 34 – 14. However, their offense was once again playing the short game – playing not to turn it over – playing it safe.

Maybe too safe.

It’s likely now that the Chiefs will go to the postseason. And that’s great after starting 1-5, we all know that. Their defense is one of the NFL’s best. Yet one can argue, Who did we really defeat?

Right now KC ranks third best in the AFC behind New England and Pittsburgh. At this point we would be tied with Denver and Bengals for third best. And since we don’t play any playoff teams in the next two weeks, it will be hard to say how good KC really is right now.

Make no mistake in this injury filled season the Chiefs are a good team.

However we just don’t show enough offense to scare the big boys.

It might be there, it might not. Continue reading

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Star beams: The Top 10 Signs of a Bomb Threat Hoax, Breathing Life Into Harrison Ford

Statue-of-Liberty-Hoax-Threat-e1440029320267-665x385The FBI is looking for people who sent a hoax bomb threat to two Blue Springs schools this week…

The Top 5 Signs Your Bomb Threat Might Be a Hoax:

#5.  Threatens to blow up the school unless Mrs. Crabtree hands out less homework.

#4.  Only demand?  The Kurds get their whey.

#3.  It was sent by Balloon Boy’s parents.

#2.  Jihad is spelled with a ‘G.’

#1.  It mentions the Death Star.

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The Force Awakens” will have to make $1.5 billion dollars to be considered a success.  I’ll consider successful if they make Harrison Ford appear somewhat alive.

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Star Wars’–The Force Delivers On All Fronts

Screen Shot 2015-12-17 at 1.42.33 PMIf I had to choose just one word to describe STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS, that word would be TERRIFIC!

Nothing against George Lucas, mind you, but selling LucasFilm to Walt Disney has been the best thing that could have happened to the franchise.

Disney management wisely put the project into the stellar hands of J.J. Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan and producer Kathleen Kennedy and stepped away—allowing there heavy hitters to work their magic.

And did they ever!

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS features the forces of the First Order, an offshoot of the Galactic Empire aligned against the resistance and sprung up from the Rebel Alliance.

Or as J.J. Abrams put it, “We set out to tell a story that had its own, self-contained beginning, middle and end. But at the same time implied a history which preceded it and also hints at a future to follow.”

So that you may discover the surprises and plot twists in the theater, I will NOT reveal specific story points, detailed character development or downright spoilers here. Continue reading

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Glazer: Trump Still on Top Coming Out of Repub Debate

donald-trump-touted-a-poll-that-said-hed-be-an-unmitigated-disaster-against-hillary-clinton-620x315The big news from last night’s Republican debate was the Donald Trump declaration…

“I will remain loyal to the Republican Party. I will run as a Republican. I respect the party.”

So no third party for the Donald. And in a way he was the big winner last night just from that one comment.

Polls show Trump is way out front now.

ABC has him with 38 percent of the vote. Ted Cruz next with 14.2 percent and Marco Rubio with 11.1 percent. All others are in single digits. And while it’s still possible for someone to move up, Jeb Bush with only 5.1 percent and a fading Ben Carson has just 9.9 percent.

Carly Florina has fallen to 2.2 percent with Chris Christie @ 3.2 percent. Of course there are many polls, but most have similar numbers. In some Trump is as low as 27 percent while the Huffington Post has him at over 40 percent.

Trump squared off with Jeb Bush last night.

“You are a leader of chaos Mister Trump. You will never be president,” said Bush.

Trump hit back with “Jeb, you have failed, I am at 40 percent and you are at three percent. So far I’m doing pretty well.”

Trump said Bush was a nice guy but just not tough enough for the job. Continue reading

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Glazer: Chiefs March to Playoffs Intensifies

7696b3a5251d24b2dd2adaa6b852b99bGo ahead, blame the rain and sloppy field  but the reality is the Chiefs’ offense went backwards…

Yes, the Chiefs won 10-3 over the lowly San Diego Chargers. And yes, Dee Ford had a great game with three sacks and defending against the final throw into the end zone by Chargers QB Phillip Rivers. However, for KC to really be a threat to go deep in the playoffs – or even get there – QB Alex Smith has to play better – as does the Kansas City offense.

Once again the Chiefs were playing not to lose.

That’s understandable in the bad weather, but this team simply must have a more potent offense to go up against the likes of New England or even the Steelers.

And right now they don’t. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Winter Meetings Conclude, Royals Just Went for Prince’s Hot Chicken

121115princes-hot-chicken-half-chicken-medium-nashville-tn_01The Winter Meetings came and went and the DEFENDING WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Kansas City Royals played it in a typical Kansas City Royals’ fashion, meaning they didn’t really make any waves. (Well, “typical” minus the year that they traded their best prospect to the Tampa Bay Rays for a dude who helped them make it to the World Series and another dude who helped them win it the next year.)

Instead, they signed returning long-reliever/spot-starter/human giant Chris Young to a two-year deal worth $11.5 million, and former All-Star relief pitcher Joakim Soria to a three-year deal at $25 million. (The Soria deal also has some lofty incentives that could actually lead it to being something like the third or fourth richest free agent contract inked during Dayton Moore’s tenure. [The biggest provisions that could make that happen are unlikely to occur, but still.])

I like the Young deal. Continue reading

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Glazer: Super Bowl Bound Chiefs (?) & Scribe Picks

7-TnpSo3You hear it on talk radio – Chiefs QB Alex Smith has finally arrived…

After a 1-5 start, Smith has improved each week to lead the Chiefs towards the post season. According to the stats, a team that starts out 1-5 has less than a 10 per cent chance of making the playoffs. Well, it would appear the Chiefs will beat those odds. Alex isn’t quite on fire but he is playing good football right now.

He’s not yet the lead on ESPN yet but he well could be soon.

With Jamaal Charles out for the season, KC had to try other options on offense to move forward and so far so good. For the first time under any coach since Marty Schottenheimer the Chiefs are playing balanced football. And when you do that, you usually win.

Even if KC drops a game – and they shouldn’t – they will still get a wild card berth. And if they beat the four remaining teams, they are a lock for the five seed and likely will play Indy on the road. The way it’s looking today that’s a game they would be favored in and should win. Kansas City is now – can you believe it? – in Super Bowl talks. Most experts rank them in the top eight NFL teams right now.  Continue reading

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Glazer: Good Things in Threes; Royals, Chiefs & Now the Weather

1763162The weathermen hate it and the media hates it even more…

Nice fall and early winter weather, that is. We’ve had no snow and not much cold weather thus far and it’s nearly January. Yes, November and December have had almost spring like temps as high as the 70’s. I’ve had to turn my air on a few days ago. Yep, it’s LA type fall/winter so far.

Will it last?

According to upcoming forecasts there is no big snow in sight for the next week or so. So it may hold through December. I remember about 10 years back we had a couple back to back mild winters like this one. Global warming? Who knows. Continue reading

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New Jack City: A Sneak Peek @ Hollywood’s Holiday Season

In-the-Heart-of-the-Sea-Ron-Howard-WB-2IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN!

With this weekend’s kick-off to Hollywood’s Holiday Movie Season, here’s the upcoming celluloid lineup for the greater Kansas City market.

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This FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11

Warner Brothers is first out of the holiday gate with director Ron Howard’s adventure-thriller “IN THE HEART OF THE SEA”—-a whale of a tale starring Chris Hemsworth.

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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18

Walt Disney serves up J.J. Abrams highly anticipated “STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS” which is bound to break previous box office records!

Universal is counter programming for the gals with the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler comedy “SISTERS.”

And Fox goes for the kiddies with “ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP.”

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23

Paramount unleashes “THE BIG SHORT”—sort of a “Wolf Of Wall Street” meets “Margin Call” co-starring Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt.

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New Jack City: Deck The Halls With Merchandising

german_santa_christmas_postcards-refdfc9b01a854ac9aa4df0f7fbcaa3a6_vgbaq_8byvr_1024I’ve often wondered…

Is there much difference between the European holiday season and our American Christmas?

There sure is.

Many differences, in fact, some quite small and inconsequential and others I’ve long since forgotten. However a few still stick in my mind as an immigrant (legal immigrant) from Germany.

For one, the entire Christmas experience in the old country is far less commercialized than here. Marketeers there don’t hit you over the head.

Germany—the birthplace to many classic Christmas carols such as Oh Tannenbaum (Oh Christmas Tree) and Silent Night, Holy Night—kicks off its annual celebration with the four weekends of Advent in December

Every home has an Advent wreath with four red candles on it. And guess what, when the fourth candle is finally lit it’s Christmas eve when Saint Nicolas arrives with his sack of toys for the good boys and girls.

That’s followed by not one but two official Christmas holidays—December 25th & 26th. Continue reading

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Glazer: Don’t Look Now But These Chiefs Could Be the Real Deal

imagesIt was head coach Any Reid’s biggest Chief’s victory to date…

On the road at Oakland minus Justin Houston the team’s No. 1 pass rusher . And facing one of the league’s best passing attacks from the Raiders Derek Carr, Amari Cooper and Michael Crabtree. The Chiefs stepped up.

Starting in the second quarter the Chiefs’ defense put tons of pressure on Carr with all hands on deck including Derrick Johnson, Josh Mauga, Frank Zambo and Tamba Hali. The Chiefs’ pass defense also stepped up with three interceptions against a quarterback who had only six all season. They were led by likely rookie of the year on defense Marcus Peters – who now has five interceptions for the year. Peters may be our best and most meaningful No. 1 pick since Tony G. and Derrick Thomas. He’s a game changer.

The 34-20 final score doesn’t really show how tough this game really was.

The Chiefs missed some key extra points, as did Oakland. In fact all in, nine overall were missed yesterday in the NFL (only 8 were missed all of last year). So it looks like moving the ball back for extra point kicks does matter.

The Chiefs are now 7-5 with the No. 1 wild card spot.

And their last four games are against weak teams – the Chargers, Baltimore, Cleveland – and finally Oakland at home, which could be tricky. Barring injuries KC will be a solid favorite in all four games. And lord knows there’ve been a ton of injuries in the NFL this season, however KC has not lost many top players except Jamaal Charles thus far.

This is the Chiefs best overall team since Marty Schottenheimer was head coach. Continue reading

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Valentine: Connecting The Wrong Dots

NeildeGrasseTysonDeath comes in threes…

A lot of people believe that anyway. They link three deaths together and say, “See? I told you.” Truthfully, the only real thing that usually links those deaths is the person’s beliefs. They connect dots that are not really connected.

The American Political Left is doing that now with gun deaths. President Obama called for gun control after the Islamic terrorist attack in California. He did that before the police cars left the crime scene. California has very tough gun laws. It didn’t seem to help. And congresswoman Nancy Pelosi had just said common sense gun reforms worked in California. How much farther from reality could that statement get?

The dots just don’t connect.

Neil deGrasse Tyson sent out a tweet that stated 3,400 people have died from terrorists in the USA since 2001, but 3,400 people have died from guns in the last 5 weeks. It was a statement designed to shock America into a rush for gun control.

However 60% of those gun deaths were suicide and most of the rest were criminal activity. Neither of those categories would be affected much by gun control. Apparently, Mr. Tyson is no longer a scientist.

He’s connecting dots that are not really connected. Continue reading

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Glazer: Breaking Down the Chiefs & This Week’s Picks

1377536939000-USP-20130816-ajw-sr9-126The Chiefs could lose to Oakland Sunday and still make the playoffs as a wild card…

That’s true. However, a victory at the Raiders house would all but assure KC of a wild card and likely the top spot. Meaning a game at Indy, not New England, Cincinnati or Denver on the road for their first playoff shot. Of course, Houston could also slip into Indy’s spot to face KC. So it’s all still up for grabs.

Most experts feel KC will lose to Oakland because Justin Houston is out of the game.

Thus the Chiefs pass rush will not be there and the Raiders David Carr will chew up our secondary. To be honest if the Chiefs have improved as much as we’d like to think they have this shouldn’t happen. Andy Reid has known this all week and hopefully the Chiefs are ready to adjust and put heat on Carr with everyone else. The Raiders running game is poor so its gonna be the Raiders throwing all day for the most part.

Maybe the most important wild card is Chiefs QB Alex Smith.

Has Smith really found his comfort zone? Can he keep throwing some deeper balls to Jeremy Maclin, our tight ends and backs?  We look to have an offense now. If it’s real let’s see if we can put up points and keep the Raiders offense off the field most of the day. Continue reading

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Leftridge: We Can Finally Close the Book on Bill Cosby

cosbyIn a stunning astonishing mind-blowing hollow, irrelevant move, the MU Faculty Council recently agreed to rescind the honorary degree of former cultural icon Bill Cosby

Cos,” as he will never again be affectionately called, was best known for portraying Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable on the culturally omnipotent 1980’s television program The Cosby Show. But while he was busy breaking cultural and societal boundaries with his innovative look at a successful black family, he was also (allegedly) raping lots and lots of women.

LOTS of them.

And now Mizzou is giving it to him good. Continue reading

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