Guess who’s coming to dinner, for the first time in two years?
You got it…moi!
I’ll be driving my tricked-out 2020 Honda Civic Si there in a couple days. So save a little snow and ice for me, will ya?
As I plot my return – and contemplate partying with Ivan Foley of the Platte County Landmark – I’ve decided to take a more formal approach to my pretend vacation. As in, what folks are supposed to do in order to have an excellent time in the Cowtown.
Besides the perfunctory barbecue visits, hanging with twin daughters Liza and Savannah Christopher, and seeing what’s left of losers like Larry Sells of the Uptown and Angry Westport wild man Bill Nigro, what’s left?
Well, I won’t be able to check in with Mike Fannin and few others that still matter remain at the KC Star. Plus, I’m half afraid to look in on my buddy, Pitch Editor Brock Wilbur…but I’ll try.
However, being a student-of-life, I found Getaway’s Top Things to Do In Kansas City.
Check it out…
Numero Uno: Swope Park
Yeah, like that’s going to happen. No way I’m going there in search of a good time.
No. 2: Power & Light District
This halfway makes sense, so maybe I’ll do drinks after work, but a tourism destination…really?
No.3 The River Market
Excuse me while I fight off a yawn, but is the Steamboat Arabia still there? It is, but don’t expect to see me down there.
No. 4 American Royal Livestock & Horse Show
I outgrew this event longer ago than I care to remember. Last time I actually went was to interview Queer Eye’s Carson Kressley and later, Ike Turner with Tina’s replacement. Neither entailed horses or livestock.
No. 5 Kansas Speedway
Is it just me, or are you guys starting to wonder what Kansas City actually has worth checking out…on a vacation? Cuz right now, I’m batting .000
No. 6 Barbecue
Finally, something halfway real. I’m no food tourist, but at least this doesn’t totally suck.
No. 7 Breweries & Beer Bars
Of course, hip beer bars beat small town mainstays like Applebees, but I’m coming to KC for what again?
No. 8 Toys & Nostalgic Treasures
I’m not a collector, but at least this sounds kinda interesting. Kansas City’s National Museum of Toys and Miniatures is reportedly huge, so if I stumble onto it, I may look in.
No. 9 Liberty Memorial & World War I Museum
Finally, something I’ve been wanting to do forever. Count me in.
No. 10 Kansas City Jazz
Talk about no brainers… I wonder who is running Jardine’s these days. Or better yet, The Phoenix, the downtown jazz club with a super small stage musicians hate.
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