Dwight: The Strange Death of Liberal America

Sam Brownback

The title of this post is a take-off on a book that was published in 1935 by George Dangerfield, “The Strange Death of Liberal England: 1910-1914.”

A classic of political history, it describes how the Liberal Party in Great Britain self-destructed over the four critical issues of that era; Irish Home Rule, women’s suffrage, reform of the House of Lords, and the rise of trade unionism.

It’s a book which Tom Frank (author of, ‘What’s The Matter with Kansas?”) and I both really enjoyed.

By the same token, we feel that traditional American Liberalism (or neo-liberalism as ‘progressives,’ i.e. radicals, call it) has exhausted itself and may well have run its course as a dynamic, substantive movement.

Just look at the political situation we find ourselves in here locally. Kansas governor Laura Kelly is running against the GOP candidate Derek Schmidt as the attorney general who worked with Sam (Beelzebub, Lucifer, Mephistopheles) Brownback when the latter was governor. I fully expect to see a 666 placed on Brownback’s forehead by computer graphics in Kelly’s media spots.

Those who are past readers of my blogs know that I’m no fan of Sam B. Nonetheless, Kelly’s ads are masterpieces in mendacity. She rails against Brownback for cutting school funding, but the actual record is very different.

The 2008 financial meltdown began in earnest on September 15th of that year when Lehman Brothers failed. By early 2009, the national economy was in a free fall and with it state tax collections. Governor Kathleen Sebelius had no choice but to cut educational spending by almost 20 percent across the board. Moreover, these were real cuts, not just a lower increase of spending than Democrats would like, which is the usual definition of  “cuts.”

I doubt any governor would have done anything different. The problem with Kelly’s ads is that Brownback did not become governor until January 2011, two full years after the spending cuts occurred.

Upon becoming governor, Brownback picked up where Sebelius and her successor, Mark Parkinson, left off; working to restore educational spending. One can argue that he made his job difficult by his tax  cuts. Fair enough, but you also have to concede that there was a collapse in oil and gas prices, the loss of 50,000 aviation manufacturing jobs in Wichita and a slump in beef and crop prices, all of which hit Kansas very hard but none of which had anything to do with Brownback and his actions as governor.

The irony is that state tax revenues have rebounded nicely after the pandemic, so apparently Sam the Sham did not permanently destroy Kansas finances, as his critics insisted at the time.

Kelly is also flailing on her handling of the pandemic itself.

She broke with the Biden administration on the mask mandate for that most noble of principles, self-preservation. However she also gave in to the KNEA, the most powerful force in the Democratic party. The school shutdowns backed by Kelly had little to do with protecting children and a lot to do with the teacher’s union wanting its members to get paid without having to go to work.

Now we know the true cost of the school closures, test scores plummeting at every level and 20 years of educational progress wiped out. Kelly recently reaffirmed her decision to keep schools closed as long as possible and was awarded  with renewed access to the KNEA’s political war chest. A real profile in courage!

Sharice Davids is also invoking Sam Brownback as the arch fiend, also based on his supposed cuts in school spending, which (again) occurred two years before he took office.

Kansas school funding is not a federal issue, so I’m not sure what it has to do with a race in the US House of Representatives. I realized, however, that this was keeping with liberals love of personalized politics. Your opponent is not just wrong or misguided but, to use a favorite trope of the Trump era, “is literally Hitler.”

First it was Phill Kline, Kansas state rep and attorney general, then it was the Koch Brothers. Then it was Vince Snowbarger, Third District Congressman. Then it was Kris Kobach, former secretary of state, gubernatorial candidate, and now running for Kansas attorney general.

Even poor Bob Dole was a hate figure to local liberals! Continue reading

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Hearne: Johnny Dare Co Host Murphy Wells Bares All

Once upon a time, the Johnny Dare / Murphy Wells radio show was born…

Hard to imagine, but 22 years ago Kansas City’s preeminent, high profile dirt ball – for all practical purposes – was essentially created.

The year was 1994, and with four years of on-air experience under her belt, the 35 year-old Wells became the fledgling show’s equally paid co-star, alongside an unknown local drop out, the then 24 year-old Dare.

Dare had been kicked out of high school for riding his moped naked through the school cafeteria where he was clotheslined by a high school coach.

Needless to say, you had to be there, right?

For Wells – a Chanute, Kansas native – it was a homecoming of sorts, moving back from Washington, DC, and for the next decade she and Johnny carved out incredibly high radio ratings and successes.

Just one problem…

Instead of working in tandem to climb the ladder together, Wells was relegated by Dare to being a bit player in the show’s success.

‘I intimidated the (heck) out of him,” she recalls. “So he put his thumb on me because he was afraid I would be the star, not him.”

No such luck, but was Dare at least nice about it at first?

“Oh yeah, we got along great for sure,” Wells says sarcastically. “But it depended on what mood he was in. Most of the time he was very condescending and dismissive of me…You couldn’t tell on the air how badly he treated me, because I was always very professional. But he tried everything he could to make me look bad…It was a really weird thing. It would be really interesting to ask him how he feels now – as a 54 year-old man – about hurting all the people he did. He put me down and would call me names off the air. Like he called my mom a whore on the air one time. And not just me – he did it to everybody – and none of us could do anything about it when he pulled that shit.”

The ratings were too high, the money too great.

Wells left the show voluntarily in 2004, landed a short radio gig in Colorado before returning to another KC station, before a seven year stint in Denver radio, followed later by opening a boutique paint shop that she closed during pandemic in 2020, before moving back to a small town in Kansas last year.

Whew…

“I really, really, really love it there,” she says of her 6,000 population small town. “To me this is just paradise. It’s very nostalgic and the people are normal, down to earth. And the stress level is like zero. It’s fabulous.”

For the most part, Wells has had zero contact with Dare since they parted. One of his producers did call her several years back after I did an update on her – presumably, she thinks – to try to get her address to mail a “cease and desist” letter to her.

“Nope, nuthin’, don’t even think about him,” she says. “Why the (efff) would I? I really don’t care; he hurt me so much. But kudos to him; he’s made a great career out of his smart aleckness and nastiness.”

All of that said… Continue reading

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Hearne: Cartoons, Puzzles & TV Grids…Oh My!

Everyone has their Achilles heel…

Even if you never heard of George Orwell or his novel, 1984, like my suburban neighbors. That said, the definition is, “a weakness in spite of overall strength, which can lead to a downfall.”

These days Achilles heels are everywhere, even at daily newspapers like the Kansas City Star and Arizona Daily Star. In KC, it was always a given that the comics, puzzles, horoscopes and the microscopically small daily TV listings were of vital importance.

Not to me, except maybe as a child or young adult. I’ll admit to pouring over the Sunday comics and weekly TV grids in search of an odd old movie. It was tedious and time consuming, but hey, that of course was before Al Gore invented the Internet.

I found cartoons like Peanuts, Blondie even Brenda Starr (remember that one?)  somewhat tolerable, but never really sank my teeth into crossword puzzles and other games, though I know others did.

As I grew up, I found other distractions far more important. Things like pro wrestling, backgammon and dating, to name three.

That the Star placed such – to me, inexplicable – importance on comics and the like was baffling, but I figured in time, the rest of you would outgrow them as well.

Was I ever wrong.

Fast forward to the present where any number of other distractions take up countless hours of my life. Who has time tiny for black-and-white comic strips anyway?

I’ll tell you who, newspaper readers…and in droves.

Which may explain why many oldsters still venture into their driveways to get what passes for daily news.

And like Art Brisbane and his forebears knew, take them away at your peril. Continue reading

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Hearne: Whatever Happened to Jackson Mahomes?

Talk about where’s Waldo…

As popular as Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes is – the loss to Indy aside – his insanely tall and clearly insane – little brother Jackson Mahomes is the opposite, as in unpopular.

For the past two years locals have groaned and endured the goofy-beyond-belief Jackson’s over-the-top antics, as he romped around KC, shadowing the Chiefs and leading Patrick’s wife Brittany astray in embarrassing ways.

Given how conservative Patrick and National Football League are – Hunter Biden aside – it never really quite made sense.  I mean, it’s a “free country” and anybody can dance embarrassingly on TikTok and swear up and down they’re not gay – but who needs that kind of action?

Likely not the Chiefs.

And yet, three weeks into this season Jackson has been totally missing in action.

Sop what gives?

Well, for starters he quietly announced he was leaving KC earlier this year.

“I’m moving to LA,” Jackson wrote March 1st.

That after stating publicly that the media was “destroying” his life. Continue reading

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Hearne: Time For Folks to Woke Up?

It’s a brave new world out there, not to mention a woke one…

That said,  you may want to pinch yourself – before reading an Associated Press story that ran in both the Kansas City Star and Arizona Daily Star over the weekend.

Including “gotcha” headlines on both newspaper’s front pages in a poorly reported yarn about Donald Trump “openly” embracing “QAon conspiracy theories.”

“On Tuesday, using his Truth Social platform, the Republican former president reposted an image of himself wearing a Q lapel pin overlaid with the words, ‘the storm is coming.’ In QAnon lore, ‘the storm’ refers to Trump’s final victory, when supposedly he will regain power and his opponents will be tried, and potentially executed, on live television.”

Hold it right there…

A front page story by actual repeaters alleging that because Trump appeared in a photo wearing a tiny “Q” pin alongside the standard American flag pin, he wants to win reelection so he can execute them on live TV?

And this is what passes for the journalism today?

I was catching up this last week with Theater League founder Mark Edelman and I mentioned that my wife and I had gotten COVID in December of 2020 – months before vaccines were available – and we now had “natural immunity.”

“What, you’ve not been vaccinated?” Edelman gasped. “You’re not a Trumper are you?”

I’m not anything, I replied.

I thought having had COVID was the best defense against getting it again?

Apparently not… Continue reading

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Hearne: Big 12 Renaissance Vs Big 10/SEC Reality

Not only is the Big 12 back, it’s super bad and soon to get badder…

The mini glut of perennial College Football Playoff teams aside – Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Ohio State, Clemson – the vaunted Big 10 and SEC  conferences are mostly cash cows with overall mediocre on-the-field performances.

Starting with the once respectable Mizzou Tigers – reduced to being humiliated by Kansas State last weekend and taking it up the shorts in basketball, not just against KU, but even lowly UMKCAMC Theatres founder  Stan Durwood‘s alma mater.

Ah, but take heart fellow Missourians, MU is far from alone among teams that have paid the price after bailing on the Big 12 over the past decade.

“Look at everybody that’s left the Big 12 or whatever,” says longtime area concert and festival promoter Brett Mosiman. “Like Nebraska, they lost their recruiting bases, they lost their historic rivalries and they’re absolutely disappointing. The only team that hasn’t been a 100 percent disappointment is Texas A&M and they lost to Appalachian State Saturday. They just haven’t been as embarrassing as the rest of the teams that left the Big 12.

“And look at Southern Cal and UCLA going to the Big 10. Does that make any sense on a Green New Deal basis? Those teams just took their travel schedules from from ghastly to horrible. Their travel schedules are awful now.”

Spoiler alert: May I suggest Mizzou fans close their eyes while Mosiman does a verbal touchdown dance on behalf of KU football’s rise from their decades-long grave.

“I think new Kansas football coach Lance Leipold is the real deal,” Mosiman says. “And I think this is his forever job. He’s getting support from the franchise, from the fans and from his recruiting – he’s going to be our Bill Snyder.”

Back to those Big 12 past and future refugees… Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘All That Glitters’ & Len Dawson

Mr Cool takes a drag during half time at 1st Super Bowl

Everybody loves a local sports heroe…

And deceased Chiefs quarterback Len Dawson is no exception. That said, most of that so-called “love” is based upon our reverence for athletes – as some call it “jock sniffing” – dating back to the grade school bullies of our lost youth.

Any of that sound controversial?

I grew up watching Dawson kick butt in the old Municipal Stadium from my dad’s 50 yard line seats at games punctuated by politically incorrect cartoon Indian program covers. Like the August 9, 1963 Buffalo Bills game, featuring a goofy-looking Native American dude wielding a knife and fork while riding a buffalo with a sign that read, “Historic Indian Meat.”

In front of the 5,721 fans in attendance,  Len Dawson won his first home game in KC, alongside 8 AFL all-stars, which did not include Dawson.

Lenny the Cool trivia ranges from him being the 9th of 11 children and the 8th oldest quarterback to win a Super Bowl. When the Chiefs signed an even more famous No. 16  in 1993 – Joe Montana – Dawson worked quietly behind the scenes to prevent Montana from taking his retired No. 16 jersey, which many Chiefs fans at the time wanted Joe to have.

And while wife Linda Dawson has been front and center in Len’s post death news coverage, missing-in-action mostly has been like his 62 year-old namesake son, Len Dawson, Jr. and his sister. Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘Black Lives Matter’ Goes To The Movies

Who can forget the wild and crazy Summer of Love 2020?

Not Hollywood.

While I never stopped going to movies during the COVID hoopla – long as theaters were open – my wife, daughters and I were pretty lonely in the nearly empty auditoriums.

That was then…

Finally, with the  Tom Cruise sequel to his dated, boring, original Top Gun, people started coming back to theaters. Not like pre pandemic days, but, hey, the longest journey begins with the first step.

Out here in the desert, I typically see two or three movies a month, which includes a tons of previews or trailers. The latest crop stands out because it includes three movies depicting African Americans in old timey jungle flicks.

Reminds me of those politically correct, “We believe” yard signs.

You know, the ones with slogans like “Black Lives Matter,” “Women’s Rights Are Human Rights,” “No Human Is Illegal” and “Climate Change Is Real.”

‘Member them?

Well, for around $30, you can still buy those signs online or better yet, revisit that bygone epoch by watching movies like Black Panther Wakanda Forever, The Woman King and The Beast.

Take your pick, but prepare for a helping of revisionist history. Continue reading

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Guy Who Says: Mizzou Fan Defends SEC Failures

How long before the SEC & Big 10 stop paying big bucks to lesser teams like Mizzou, Rutgers, Vanderbilt, I wondered?

“To answer your last question: Never,” fired back the Guy Who Days What Others Think. “It’s a dumb idea only put forth by those who are still red-assed about the changing landscape of college sports. Oh and Missouri will never leave the SEC for the B1g 12. That ship has sailed.

“What’s truly hilarious is watching the same batch of morons at KU who bad mouthed Missouri for leaving, in full panic mode trying to find a new conference to land in. Missouri made the right move in 2011/12, and it’s still the right move. The Big 12 was a dead man walking from the day it was formed in complete and total dysfunction.

“The Texas & OU programs that MU, aTm, NU, and CU left behind have been humbled over the last decade. Gone are the days where they dictate what goes on in a conference. They will sit down, shut up, and row in the same direction as all the other teams in the SEC. Texas A&M threw a hissy fit when UT/OU applied for membership, but when it came to nut cutting time, they were told to sit down, shut up, and vote yes. And that’s EXACTLY what they did.

“And trust me, I’d rather travel to Nashville, Athens, Oxford, Knoxville, etc. than Ames, Lawrence, Omaha, Mancrappin’ KS, Lubbock, or Waco. It’s not even a contest.”

Hold it right there, dude…

Most football fans never travel to away games, with rare excecption. And driving for a couple hours, rather than days is far preferable to me. If I’m looking for vacation options, it rarely involves a sporting event, although I have gone to a few Orange Bowls while visiting my parents in Florida.

Back to the dude… Continue reading

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Hearne: Big 12 Revival Update

A year ago it looked like the Big 12 might be toast…

A handful of schools that made up the college sports conference many Kansas Citian’s grew up with had bailed 10 years earlier to escape bullying by Texas and Oklahoma.  They included, Missouri and Texas A&M to the SECNebraska to the Big 10; and Colorado to the Pac 12.

Then last summer, Texas and OU said they too were going to the SEC for bigger bucks. Which left Kansas, K-State and the remaining Big 12 schools in the lurch. With just eight left, starting in 2025 many thought the Big 12 could be kaput.

Ah, but not so fast…

The Big 12 went out and signed significant schools Brigham Young, Houston, Cincinnati and the University of Central Florida in Orlando – all of which begin conference play next year.

Bullet dodged.

And just as something approaching a calm was starting to set in, all heck broke loose again a couple weeks back, when Southern Cal and UCLA announced they were quitting the Pac 12 to join the Big 10.

Which calls into question now if the Pac 12 can survive.

The $64 billion question: Which Pac 12 schools can the Big 12 lure.

At present, the betting money is on Arizona – my alma mater here in Tucson – and Colorado.

Should those schools or any others leave the Pac 12, the consensus is it would doom the west coast’s premier college sports league.

In recent days there are a number of developments in that regard.

Take a column and radio interview with Denver Post sports writer Sean Keeler, who wrote that Colorado should jump at the chance to rejoin the Big 12.

“I would say the fan base would be 60-40 Big 12 and maybe even higher,” Keeler said in a podcast interview. “They feel burned, they were duped – they feel duped by the Pac 12 – they feel like red-headed mountain step cousins. You know, it’s not been good. The fans don’t like the Pac 12.”

Like Mizzou, Colorado’s gone from Big 12 powerhouse to bottom feeder. Continue reading

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Hearne: About The Local Doc Who Claimed To Be Treating Elvis

Jesse (Elvis?) Circa 2000

Speaking of the hoopla re the new Elvis Presley movie…

What better time to take a trip back in time than now- 21 years after the fact, to be specific – to when area physician Donald Hinton wrote a book claiming Elvis was still alive and he was treating him.

Remember that?

Swell, you won’t find any references to any of that in the new Elvis movie.

But that’s exactly what went down and I covered it extensively at the Kansas City Star at the time. To the extent that Doc Hinton, a woman assistant and an Elvis imitator/cousin named Jerry Presley – came to one of my Super Bowl parties. They shared stories about the King, who allegedly went by Jesse, after his twin brother that died at birth, and is buried in the garden at Graceland in Memphis.

Right next to where Elvis is allegedly buried.

FYI, Elvis head honcho Jack Soden – a friend of mine from Kansas City – said he wasn’t buying the story at the time.

Of course he wasn’t buying it. Even if it were true, why would he?

That said, Hinton’s book and his on-the-record statements claimed it was.

Last time I wrote about it was in 2013, when I spoke with Jerry Presley and he learned that the entire Elvis-is-alive episode had caused any number of problems and difficulties to himself, Hinton and the woman assistant.

“He believed it 100 percent, absolutely,” Presley told me. “There was nothing in Dr. Hinton that was phony or fake. He truly believed he was helping somebody.”

Needless to say, not everybody did. Continue reading

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Hearne: BIG 12 Football Refugee Redux

Seems like only yesterday…

The never-ending, ongoing demise of the Big 12 Conference, that is. The crazy part is – Colorado started it by bailing for the Pac 10 a dozen years ago; followed by Nebraska to the now infamous Big 10 a year later; and Missouri and Texas A&M to the SEC in 2012.

The reason they gave: to get away from the financial bullying by Texas.

Funny thing, because looking back, those great escapes resulted in Texas and Oklahoma saying last summer they were bailing for the SEC. Meaning Mizzou and A&M will be reunited with school they fled to escape.

Go figure.

Clearly, the fallout from those moves has not been pretty.

For starters, Kansas gave Mizzou the cold shoulder until recently, ending the so-called “oldest rivalry west the Mississippi.”

Ditto for the Nebraska-Oklahoma fall holiday classics.,

Nobody seemed to care much about Colorado, but Nebraska fell from being a perennial Top 10 in the Big 12, to a Big 10 also ran.

In the meantime, Missouri went from a Big 12 college basketball powerhouse to reegular losses to lowly UMKC – AMC Theatres founder Stan Durwood’s old team. And after playing KU for a No. 1 ranking in 2007, it’s fallen into football mediocrity. Continue reading

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Hearne: Elvis Has Left The Cutting Room Floor

About that new Elvis flick out of Australia…

Star of the show Austin Butler plays a kick ass “young” Elvis – even though he turns 31 in August – nearly 10 years older than the young King he plays in the movie.

My abbreviated take: For anyone younger than 40, this nearly three hour movie can get tedious, so you may want to take on some caffeine before.

And while it starts with a bang – that being Butler’s powerful resurrection of the King –  watching a COVID striken Tom Hanks screw Elvis over in business dealings gets old.

Or as movie dude Jack Poessiger put it, “I didn’t buy Hanks in the role, did you? I had trouble buying him in the role, even though it was Tom Hanks. And Tom Hanks and his wife both got COVID pretty seriously and they had to shut the set down for like six months.”

Speaking of Jack, he’s generally among the first to gripe about movies being excessively long, but he forgot to mention it in this online review.

“Yeah, that was the biggest complaint,” Poessiger says. “That it was a little over the limit, lengthwise. They could have taken 15 minutes out of it.”

Try 39 from the two hour and 39 minute movie, is my suggestion. Continue reading

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Hearne: Infamous Glazer Family Comes To Quiet End

What were the odds?

That when outspoken KC comedy legend Craig Glazer and his brothers chipped in to purchase an expensive life insurance policy on their dad several years back, that Stanford’s & Sons founder Stan Glazer would outlive all three of them.

Less than zero, they all thought, but et that’s exactly what happened.

Craig held funerals for both his brothers – Jeff Glazer and Jack Glazer – shortly before checking out himself in 2018 after half watching Patrick Mahomes launch his wildly successful career pre season games from his hospital bed.

Now the last surviving member of the storied Glazer clan ground to a quiet close recently when 90 year-old father Stan went for a dirt nap in Arizona near Tucson.

So much for those crazy Glazer kids cashing in on the pricey policy. Continue reading

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Hearne: Three Strikes Plus @ KC Star

They say, what goes around comes around…

We may soon see, given that Kansas City Star editor and main man Mike Fannin recently took a 3rd trip to the DUI plate. Add to that a felony conviction for assault prior to him moving here, and you start to get the not-so-pretty picture of what passes for a local civic leader.

Former Star publisher and corporate overlord Art Brisbane told me years back that Fannin never would have made the cut for the position he now holds, but times are well past difficult at the once highly profitable daily newspaper.

The $64 million question: can Fannin survive this latest ethical collapse?

“I don’t know, we’ll see,” says one former higher up at the Star. “Or will we ever know? I would guess he would be let go, but it depends on what their lenience is. They don’t have the ethics they used to have. Look at the journalism; it’s a fraction of what it was when I started there in the ’80s.”

Another Fannin misstep overlooked by management, went down when then Star sports scribe Jason Whitlock called him out for having an out-of-wedlock affair with sports editor/subordinate Holly Lawton. A situation that culminated in Lawton’s departure from the newspaper and divorce 10 years back.

Continue reading

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Dwight: ‘Forgotten Tales of Kansas City’

Flashback time…

This book was published 10 years ago, but I only read it recently. I think every native Kansas Citian would enjoy it, as well as any adopted Kansas Citian who intends to learn more about their hometown.

Each story (sixty-five in all) explores some little-known aspect of local history.

I think there is a unifying theme that links them together-Kansas City as a frontier town, with all the strengths and weaknesses that implies.

In 1854, when the first of my ancestors came to this area, State Line Road was the western boundary of the United States. This was the jumping off point to the West, as well as the road “Back East” entry ramp.

Naturally you gathered there fur trappers, barge men, gamblers, gun slingers, visionaries, fanatics, entrepreneurs, reformers, prophets, cranks, and freed slaves. You name it, they all passed through Possum Trot-the original name of the City of Kansas. Many stayed and their presence made for a composite of the myriad cultures that originated elsewhere in the country.

As this collection of tales vividly demonstrates, the city went through a series of ordeals during its formative decades that would have dissuaded the faint hearted from sticking around.

A bloody Civil War battle in what is now Loose Park, biblical plagues of grasshoppers, tornados and epidemics, bank robbers, train robbers, and later, mobsters.

In addition to the usual array of corrupt politicians. Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘Top Gun Maverick’ – Flashback to the Golden Daze

Buckle up, Boomers…

Your ticket to the good old days of 1986 is now playing at a movie theater near you. And while the first third of it I found kinda sleepy and predictable, its CGI effects finish more than makes up for it.

Trouble is, does anybody under the age of like 60 still care what a soon-to-turn 60 Tom Cruise does on screen?

We’re about to find out.

Unfortunately my 7 pm showing last week drew fewer than 30 oldsters. In fairness, Top Gun was being shown on at least five screens, however I seriously doubt they did that in anticipation of the auditoriums being 90 percent empty.

The problem is two fold, says local movie guy Jack Poessiger:

Younger people mostly could care less about watching a sequel to a movie that came out 20 years before they were born, with a cast offing Boomers struggling to be cutting edge still. That and many older folks are still wearing masks, hiding out from COVID and unwilling to risk death for similar creative reasons.

“I was pretty skeptical of Top Gun Maverick at first,” Poessiger says. “It satisfies the (older) fan base – it has all the elements – but it might as well be Cocktail II. They could have tightened it up some – no two ways about it – but I was never bored.

“Here’s the thing that makes its success so hard to predict. I tried to get my 21 year-old grandson to go see it and he had no interest. I also talked to a waiter in his mid 20s and he had no desire to see it. So I asked him what movies he’d gone to see at a theater lately and he said, Doctor Strange. All the people I talked to in the older group were interested, but not a single one was planning to go see it. So it’s like that older group has not returned to going to the movies in mass yet. I think they’re still scared.”

The bottom line on moviegoing: “It’s gotten a lot better the past few weeks, but it’s still not anywhere near where it was before COVID,” Poessiger says. “But we have a potential blockbuster movie coming out every week this summer because they’re so backed up.” Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘Disinformation’ Kansas City Style

Nelson, Hennberger: They came; they saw; they bailed

Big Bother works in mysterious ways…

Take Kansas City Star editorial page editor Melinda Henneberger‘s hasty exit and going away column last Sunday.

After five years of far-left editorials and watching KC’s newspaper of record morph from 600 pound gorilla to homeless person, Henneberger finally landed a gig with her former boss here Colleen McCain Nelson at the Sacramento Bee.

And give Henneberger credit for conning the Star into bending its rules.

“I’m told that we don’t do ‘goodbye’ columns here,” she writes. “Good call, because those are boring — (but) I can’t leave without saying thank you.”

What KCC politico Dwight Sutherland thinks of Henneberger’s parting shot?

“Not much,” he says. “She was brought in here to turn things around – she and that other girl in the editorial section (Nelson) – and she failed miserably.”

Speaking of liberal leanings, Henneberger gave a nod to Joe Biden’s kookie new Disinformation Czar in her going away missive:

“The Star is vital to this city, and at a time when Russian-level – and sometimes Russian-sponsored – disinformation is so prevalent, it’s no exaggeration to say that in subscribing to this newspaper, you are supporting democracy itself.”

“That’s rich,” Sutherland quips. “Russian disinformation, like the Hunter Biden laptop and the Trump pee tapes? Oh sorry, that was Hillary.”.

As for the rest of the story, Henneberger may have escaped the gravitational pull of a falling Star, but turns out the dead broke Bee is owned by the same asset management company that lords over the Star. So it too faces an uncertain future. At least the Bee has an actual office to work out of. Continue reading

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Hearne: Flashback to Fortune, Kietzman, Whitlock, Zuroweste

The Way They Were: Don Fortune, Larry Moore and Cheryl Jones of KMBC News

At least there’s a little bit of motive to  this particular madness, in that someone slipped in a comment on this 2013 column standing up for…waity for it…former sports media kingpin Don Fortune aka Don Fortunado.

And how about, No Way he’s Gay KC Mayor Quinton Lucas tweeting a couple years ago that, “I didn’t mind Don Fortune that much back in the day.”

Didn’t mind him that much? In what passes for his prime, Fortune was iconic.

Putting his foot in his mouth, introducing “controversy” into the kiss up local sports media ranks before it became, not just fashionable, but de rigor.

Then again, I did bust him for after covering up all the dog do stains on his white carpeting with furniture. Jason Whitlock loved him that column.

So where is Fortune now?

Well, unless I miss my guess, he’s six-feet-under somewhere in or around Port Richey, Florida where I last tracked him several years back. His phone number no longer works, nor does another listing. And were he alive today, apparently he would be 88. However, since it appears he checked out in 2018 at age 84, he no longer has to deal with the likes of me, Whitlock, Soren Petro, etc. His other “fans” of note such as Tom Leathers and Greg Hall jamming with him now in the Great Beyond, but by total accident, I give you this last reckoning when he apparently still mattered.

Here tis:

OK, I lied…

Dandy Don Fortune is not coming back – not that I know of anyway – not physically. For one thing, he’s older than God now and he didn’t exactly depart the Cowtown in grand style. Everyone from then halfway young WHB sports yakker Kevin Kietzman to Star bloviator-in-chief Jason Whitlock couldn’t say enough about how old and out of it Fortune was.

WHB even mounted a billboard campaign called “Lose a Fortune.”

Remember that one?

So how long ago was it that Fortune got run out of town? Five years? Ten?

Try a dozen. Continue reading

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Hearne: Iconic KC Cookie Back to Fight Wokeism

The last two years were so intense, tons of stuff fell between the cracks…

For example, the once beloved Aunt Jemima bit the dust last summer, a victim of wokeness and the Black Lives Matter fad.

Did you notice?

I didn’t until my wife asked me to pick up some frozen Aunt Jemima pancakes recently.

Hold it, Aunt who?

Turns out what she really meant was for me to get some Pearl Milling Company pancakes. A web search later, I figured it out.

Just one problem…

In the wilds of Tucson, nobody seems to carry frozen Pearl Milling Company products. They do have some syrups and dry pancake mixes, but until now, even those never jumped out at me.

So just like that, with the local and national media demonizing Donald Trump, forcing folks to get vaccinated, wear purposeless cloth masks and helping raise to millions for BLM, dear, sweet Aunt Jemima went for a dirt nap.

In the meantime, BLM appears to have squandered all those tis of millions of dollars with little to no accounting. All while a pillar of pop culture died and nobody – including the ancestors of the original Aunt Jemima – had a clue as to what happened.

But set aside the never ending story of racism briefly, and let’s look at another famous brand from my lost childhood that went away long ago – one with powerful Kansas City roots – Hydrox Cookies.

For the uninitiated – and there are likely many of you – Hydrox invented what later became the Original Oreo cookie. Famous Kansas City icon Jacob L. Loose introduced and manufactured it, four years before Oreo copied it then left Hysdrox in the dust with better marketing of an arguably an inferior product.

Yep, Jacob Loose – of Loose Park fame – the guy who apparently never owned slaves or championed racism, started the endowment fund for Children’s Mercy Hospital and helped launch the Greater Kansas City Community Foundation –  and built and ran what became KC’s Sunshine Bakery.  Continue reading

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