Hearne: Tale of Two Cities Dying Newspapers

Thumbing through Wednesday’s Arizona Republic I found myself a bit stunned…

For starters, the Republic is based in Phoenix which is five times the size of Tucson and more than double Greater Kansas City.

And that kinda math matters.

That said, the once mighty Kansas City Star was once one of the country’s most profitable newspapers – prior to McClatchy taking it over and failed leaders like Mark Zieman and Mike Fannin ran it into the ground.

Make no mistake, they aren’t the only newspaper dudes to suffer the harsh realities of going from being wildly successful to becoming red ink machines. Then again, it’s not like they did a killer job of bucking those downward trends.  Quite the opposite.

Take  a haunting trip down memory lane with me on this fairly fat print Republic.

It has four reasonably large sections.

An A section has the expected gaggle of headlines like, “Trump enters not guilty plea;”  along with “Book tells of water’s power over people;” “Two Valley restaurants cited for numerous health violations;” “Body found in remote area near Saguaro Lake;” “Utility found liable in Oregon Wildfires;” and “Actor Treat Williams dies after motorcycle crash”

Twelve pages and not too bad.

The Valley & State section has only six pages, but is still respectable with stories ranging from a hotel in Mesa that looks pretty average, but for three years has been doubling as a refuge for “people experiencing homelessness.” It also houses an “Opinion Section” with stories like, “Headlines wrong on Ariz. water future” and “Fuzzy math is just one problem for school vouchers.” And the killer headline, “What made politics so toxic? Blame this little-known divide”

Not too shabby. Continue reading

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Hearne: Out Dammed Desert, I’m Heading Home

This just in…

Hold on to whatever you wish, I’m heading home.

So get ready.

After three years in Tucson (Oro Valley), I’ve had enough. I shoulda known better when I packed up my stakes, sold my house in Lawrence and moved to KC in preparation for a return to the Arizona desert.

Some of you may recall I graduated from an all-boys school in Sabino Canyon and went to the University of Arizona. Then I got a super low draft lottery number and joined the U.S. Navy as a Seabee.

Afterwards, I retuned to the Kansas City Board of Trade and my family firm, and spent a year in Mayfield, Kentucky (the infamous tornado town) learning how to grade grain, run a grain elevator, party with farmers, drink moonshine and eat country ham

But when COVID hit, I returned to Tucson.

I’d always loved Tucson and wondered if I’d missed my chance in life to embark on an Arizona adventure. Instead I followed in my father’s footsteps, before veering off on my own, running a local record rag called The Pitch, then stepping into a larger limelight and writing a highly read column at the Kansas City Star.

I had a ton of fun, put the grabs on a six-figure salary with expenses and worked hours of my choosing, where I could pick topics that were edgy, newsy or just plain dumb.

It was a dream job and I will forever be in debt to former Star publisher Jim Hale and fledgling editor Art Brisbane.

Anyway, three years ago the time seemed right, so I came back to Tucson, just in time to catch what my wife swears could have been a fatal bout of COVID, a few days before Christmas 2020.

Other than being a bad flu – I was in bed for seven or eight days, and out of it – I had none of the widely reported fatal COVID symptoms…although I did pass out when it first hit.

In January 2021 we had a nice garage fire in a brand new home that resulted in us living at the nearby Conquistador resort for a couple months. Later, when I got around to looking into car selling jobs here with Honda, VW, you-name-it, I found out the hard way; that even as a halfway young-looking oldster, I could not get a job.

They don’t want people dropping dead in 115 degree heat on a hot parking lot.

Because between May and  late September, chances are you’ll be out sitting under a tiny umbrellas in high 100-plus heat, and dealers prefer to hire younger dudes, like Brandon Leftridge. That despite that I had a heckuva sales track record at BMW, VW and Honda as usually the top or No. 2 salesman.

Long story short, that hurt…

I didn’t move here to retire,  I came to work, and I really like cars and car sales.

There’s more… Continue reading

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Leftridge: A Nextdoor Tour

Let me ask you something…

Well, a couple of somethings. 1) Have you ever been on nextdoor.com? And 2) Why? 

Started in 2011 ostensibly as a place for you to connect with neighbors, Nextdoor is now available in 11 countries and had revenue exceeding $200m in 2022. It is also the internet’s preeminent site for posting pictures of your lost cat, posting pictures of a cat you’ve found, asking what all the cops were doing around ______, reporting that “suspicious” vehicle you noticed on your block (always a painter or handyman), or, if you’re an old white person, reporting someone walking around that you don’t recognize (hint: it’s never another old white person). 

It’s also a great online space for digital people watching. My Northland neighborhood is never without its share of drama, triumph, and missives that sometimes make you wonder if the poster is having some sort of medical emergency. 

Let’s take a look. Continue reading

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Hearne: Anatomy Of A Bad Election

Countdown to a meaningless election, anyone?

On June 20th, uninspiring KC mayor Quinton Lucas will take on – wait for it – mayoral wannabe, Clay Chastain.

That’s how far Kansas City’s political fortunes have fallen.

We have a mayor who accused a black woman opposing him in the primary of racism for daring to criticize one of his political positions. Running against a dude who, way-back-when lived here but has been hiding out in Virginia for decades, while vying for the title of KC’s top gadfly.

How lame is that?

So lame that iconic Westport businessman Bill Nigro didn’t even recall that Chastain had cut his teeth here as the “savior” of Union Station. That was long before Chastain left town with his lawyer wife Valerie, and began to hassle KC mayors like Emanuel Cleaver about his Light Rail plans and running for mayor from a different zip code.

And so lame that, Quinton was so abhorrent to Nigro he wrote in talk show host Pete Mundo for mayor in the last election. This time out though, Nigro says he plans to vote for Quinton. That after Chastain’s suggestion six months back – following a shooting in Westport – that its bars close at midnight.

“I’m just saying that everybody who votes for Clay Chastain is somebody who doesn’t like Quinton Lucas,” Nigro explains. “Last time he got 20 percent of the vote, but now probably everybody in Westport isn’t going to vote for him.”

Once upon a time Chastain was viewed by some artsy types as an idyllic dreamer. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist, Memorial Day Edition

This gallery contains 10 photos.

With Memorial Day on the horizon, you’re probably thinking of throwing a party… And why shouldn’t you? When it comes to honoring people who’ve died, nothing says “I’ll remember you forever” like shooting a Roman Candle at your Cousin Jake’s … Continue reading

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Hearne: Lord Of The Rings Redux

Guess what?

A very special treat is about to arrive in the form of an early Christmas gift. One of your all-time favorite KCC columnists – Brandon Leftridge – is suiting up again.

And believe it or don’t, he is poised to become the HIGHEST PAID KCC columnistof all time. Let’s get real; if I could dig up The Scribe, obviously I would. A Ouija Board being out of the question – and Brandon still  being alive – was choice was obvious.

Sure there are plenty of ink-stained loser types I’d love to lasso. Dudes like Steve Vockrodt, what’s left of Paul Wilson , Mancow, Joe Miller, Matthew Donnelly and David Scott Whinery to name a few.

But guess who was 1st on my list of past, present and future KCC MVPs?

You got it.

And now, we all got it.

Speaking of which, can we please have a moment of silence for that Tony guy? Love that boring, uncensored comments section, but let’s try and up the ante a bit.

 

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Hearne: Buttering Martha’s 81 Year-Old Muffin W/ Gates BBQ

About Martha Stewart being on  Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue…

Face it, she’s an octogenarian – yet there she is in the flesh – with plenty of cleavage, a carefully revealed amount of leg flesh and a soft focus covering her however many facelifts and beguiling, sexy smile. Enough  to make any number of red-blooded dudes think twice.

Or as Fox News puts it…

“Martha Stewart’s Love Life Heats Up After Poising in Daring Swimsuit For Sports Illustrated Cover. Stewart, 81, recently made history as being the oldest woman to cover Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.”

Ah, but this isn’t Stewart’s first trip the sexy lady plate.

And the fact that there are four (count ’em) SI cover models for this year’s swimsuit issue doesn’t take away from her accomplishment. One of the cover models is a trans dude and the other two appear to be more traditional swimsuit cover grrrrls.

In point of fact, in June of 1999 I interviewed fabled local BBQ icon Ollie Gates of Gates B-B-Q after he made an appearance the Martha Stewart Living show.

And I gotta tell you, Ollie was smitten.

That was 24 years ago and Ollie – who’s turning on 92 in July – was 68 to to Stewart’s 57.

So how smitten was KC’s BBQ legend?

“She stuck her finger in the bowl and licked it and said it was great,” Gates told me.

Stewart’s rib-eating technique was anything but a turnoff for Ollie, I replied.

“She picked them up like a lady and very delicately started to eat – very delicately, very sexually – she knows how to eat ribs. You know, I’m telling you, she makes it look very sexy.” Continue reading

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Hearne: How Former Mayor Kay Barnes Screwed KC

There’s a dude in Westport who’s been itching for this…

And he’s far from alone, so get ready, here it comes.

Former Kansas City mayor Kay Barnes has taken her fair share of bows for helping now-deceased, under-the-table, political wheeler-dealer Steve Glorioso reverse engineer the T-Mobile Center and Power & Light District.

To their credit – for starters, anyway – both projects still exist and are popular, despite just about everything bad imaginable happening subsequent to their 2008 launches. That includes recessions, COVID, Black Lives Matter, urban unrest, you-name-it.

But lest Barnes bask too fully in that limelight, note that many of the promises made (or strongly implied during their selling stages) remain unrealized.

Things like Kansas City being on the verge of snagging the Nashville Predators NHL team that reportedly wanted to move to KC; an NBA expansion team; the near death of the once-mighty Kansas City Star; and former business section cheerleader Kevin Collison‘s imaginary “downtown ballpark.”

None of those ever materialized – just the bad stuff.

Yet 15 years after those sexy projects were unleashed, the average dude here is unaware that Kansas City is taking it up the shorts trying to pay off Barnes’ dreams.

Or as Wikipedia puts it, “While the (P&L) district was originally projected to generate enough tax revenue to pay for the bonds that were issued to finance it, the city has instead needed to rely on its general fund and refinancing to make debt payments.” Continue reading

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Hearne: Cowtown Party Zone Icon Poised To Move On?

Nigro parties with “The King”

At some point, even died-in-the-wool party people have to throw in the towel…

So it is longtime Westport business leader Bill Nigro is contemplating cashing in his party chips and moving on to less politically charged (and hopefully greener) pastures.

For the several years Wild Bill has complained about Kansas City mismanaging and mistreating Westport, while kow-towing to downtown’s newer, glitzier party zone, the Power & Light District.

And as age starts to set in, he’s toying with the possible sale of some of his Westport real estate properties, such as the former Torres Pizza home (4112 Pennsylvania), Buzzard Beach (4110 Pennsylvania) and Federal Storage (4021 Pennsylvania).

In recent years Nigro has battled with Kansas City over the costs merchants must pay to pay for “civil rights monitors” to oversee the “metal detector checkpoints” at entry points to Westport on weekend nights. According to the city, the monitors are there to prevent so-called racial profiling.

Which Nigro calls BS,

“Everybody walks through the metal detector,” he told Fox 4 last year after three people were shot by Johnny Kaws bar. “It’s impossible for us to profile because everybody walks through.”

Instead of wasting six figures on racial profilers, Westport could add more security that might have helped prevent the shooting, Nigro says.

“I think it gives us the ability to put more people on the perimeter and scare people off,” he told Fox 4. “Having security out there is a deterrent to crime.”

That wasn’t Nigro’s first trip to the plate fighting city hall on crowds and violence. Continue reading

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Dwight: More Racial Arson From The Kansas City Star

Valentine McClatchy

The Kansas City Star has a long, dishonorable tradition of race baiting…

Following the lead of its founder – the bush league Citizen Kane known as William Rockhill Nelson – for three generations the Star delighted in patronizing the black residents of Kansas City.
However, when the Star was acquired by McClatchy, I had no idea this represented the confluence of two of the most racist news organizations in the history of American journalism.
Valentine McClatchy was the son of the founder of the eponymous newspaper chain. Using his wealth and influence as a publishing heir, McClatchy launched a crusade to keep Asians out of the United States. After 40 years as publisher of the Sacramento Bee he sold his interest to his brother and devoted the last 15 years of his life to an omnibus committee (California Joint Immigration Committee) dedicated to excluding all non-European immigrants from the country, encompassing Japanese, Chinese, Koreans and Mexicans.
Under his influence the flagship McClatchy paper, The Sacramento Bee, ran upwards of 90 racially demeaning anti-Japanese editorial cartoons between 1906 and 1945. Even though Valentine McClatchy died in 1938, there is no doubt that his views were instrumental in the decision by the Roosevelt administration (aided and abetted by moderate Republican governor Earl Warren of California) to round up and intern Japanese American citizens during World War II. (The year before he died, McClatchy lobbied to strip Japanese-Americans born in the U.S. who were sent to Japan to study or visit family for an extended time of their citizenship if they had stayed in Japan for more than a year. No more Mr. Nice Guy.)
Here we are 85 years later and the KC Star/McClatchy legacy of racial demagoguery soldiers on under the able stewardship of present-day Star journalists.
The Star issued a lengthy mea culpa in 2020 for its anti-black racism of the past. (No apology for its racist McClatchy heritage though.) It now seems to be trying to overcorrect by focusing on stirring up black rage and white guilt by inventing allegations of white racism against its political opponents.
The latest example is the unfortunate event in Clay County three weeks back.
A retired airplane mechanic, 84 year old Andrew Lester, lived in a typical suburban home in Clay County north of the river.
A 16-year-old black man, Ralph Yarl went to the wrong house (he wanted to go to a house on 115th Terrace North East but went by mistake to the house on 115th Street North East where Mr. Lester lived).
After Mr. Yarl knocked–he was coming to pick up his younger brothers–Mr. Lester shot through the door with a pistol. He wounded Yarl in the head and then shot him in the arm.
The only real factual issue in dispute is whether Yarl started to open the storm door when he thought he heard someone coming to let him in. If this is true it is a totally understandable action on Yarl’s part and does not excuse Lester’s acts. However, it may help to explain the shooter’s panicked reaction. By the way, this occurred at 10:00 p.m.
The only fortunate aspect of this terrible event is that young Yarl was released from the hospital within a day or two and is expected to make a full recovery.
Immediately the black grievance industry, both locally and nationwide, went into overdrive and made it seem like this was a new Emmett Till case. (The young black man lynched in Mississippi in 1955 for supposedly whistling at a white woman. Ironically, his accuser, a white woman named Carolyn Bryant, died last week April 25th, 2023.)
The Star immediately swung into action, along with all the other racial grievance hucksters.

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Hearne: Is Mrs. Mahomes The Wicked Witch of the Midwest?

Who among us married types doesn’t have an unsavory in-law?

Comes with the turf…

That’s the bad news, the good news is mostly, who cares?

No such luck for Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes.

Mahomes lives in a glass bubble where just about any and everything he does is on display or open to public criticism. Lucky for him, he’s good at handling the limelight, with an open, down-to-earth personality most folks find refreshing and likable.

Unfortunately, his high profile little brother Jackson and wife Brittany are far less gifted, and seem to be following in the footsteps of Jimmy Carter‘s beer swizzling brother Billy and Joe Biden‘s infamous son Hunter .

Such is life…

And while Jackson Mahomes gets most of the bad PR – as evidenced by his recent arrest for sexually assaulting on camera the owner of an upscale Overland Park restaurant, Brittany Mahomes is fast becoming similarly unlikeable.

The Chiefs and Patrick appear to have been – prior to Jackson’s recent assault charge – successful in keeping things on the down low, but managing Brittany is also proving to be a challenge.

Take her advice to locals on Jackson’s high profile arrest.

“They are ignorant. (Jackson) is a human just trying to live his life and find his way and until you walk a day in his shoes – which no one ever will – you have no right to say shit about him. So it’s just best to shut up.”

Maybe she should consider taking her own advice.

Uh, no such luck… Continue reading

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Hearne: Mahomes Rocks (Almost) But Not Whataburger

Everybody has an Achilles heel or two…

I won’t bore you with mine, but Chiefs star Patrick Mahomes has a few that I think are interesting. Beyond his droll wife, loser brother and – now – questionable taste in fast food.

Face it, we are what we eat, right?

I grew up thinking Winstead’s on the Plaza was god’s gift to hamburger lovers. My earliest dating skills were forged in its parking lot, backing my Datsun 1600 sports car into its spaces. There I unfurled my early-on, crude – albeit tasteful – romantic skills on Winstead’s so-called car hops.

But before you lose any sleep over Brittany Mahomes clumsy missteps or Jackson Mahomes bizarre bad behavior, check this.

While some Chiefs fans are going out of their way to sample and savor Sir Patrick’s’ favorite childhood chomp, Whataburger, based on my experience, it’s a major whiff.

Mahomes helped bring Whataburger to Kansas, so it deserved to be tried and I did.

 That’s right, my Whataburger take: Much ado about nada.

As for it being a “Lone Star staple” – in other words, a basic or necessary item of food – seriously?

No offing way; more like, all hat and no cattle, in my opinion.

So I sampled Mahomes’ Whataburger fave, the Numero Uno, a single with cheese, ketchup and pickle only.

The verdict: pretty dad gum bland, as Roy Williams might say.

Okay, it was OK…

 It was served up in a gigantic, boring box, with a five-inch diameter white bread bun, sans much in the way of look or flavor.

No where near the taste – for comparison’s sake – of the wildly-popular-but-unavailable to Cowtowners In-N-Out Burger.

Though far larger in terms of quantity, far lesser in terms of taste. Continue reading

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Hearne: Hollywood Madame Loves Mahomes, Not Mizzou

Heidi Fleiss + Tom Sizemore

 

Once a Hollywood Madam, always a Hollywood Madam…

Although Heidi Fleiss is years removed from her colorful past – including her turbulent romance with actor Tom Sizemore, who died recently at the age of 61 – the thought of her moving to the Show Me state near Little House On The Prairie namesake Laura Ingalls Wilder makes for a jarring vision.

Face it, a woman whose Wikipedia page has the headline, “Prostitution and Tax Evasion,” moving to tiny Mansfield, Mo. to open an exotic parrot preserve is an eyebrow raiser.

Yet while practically everybody in the free world was on that story one year ago, it never happened, and Fleiss’ next move remains to be learned…

That is, until now.

“Missouri sounded great – like so many acres of forest for my birds – but then I went there and it was right next to a trailer park – and it was decrepit,” Fleiss says. “I put $50,000 down and got $40,000 back, but the seller kept 10 grand for lost income from her rental cabins that were like Unabomber shacks.”

So what exactly drew the former Hollywood Madam to Mizzou?

“I happened to find Missouri beautiful,” she says. “And from my limited research, I didn’t notice that the temperatures fell below zero, but when it gets down to 18 degrees here in Nevada, my birds love it. I have a little over 30 now and most of them are at the end stages of their life.”

Macaws live an average of 60 years – 35 to 50 in captivity – and up to to 100.

Fleiss post Mizzou plan? Continue reading

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Hearne: Hollywood Madam to Mizzou As Ex Checks Out?

Heidi Fleiss

Would it surprise you to find I spent a day hanging with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss?

You remember her from 20 years ago when – as Wikipedia puts it – “She ran an upscale prostitution ring based in Los Angeles and is often referred to as the Hollywood Madam.”

Appearances promoting her book Pandering brought Fleiss to the Cowtown in 2003, presenting an opportunity for me to spend serious quality time with her.

I recall her as being attractive – though her “horse teeth” were a bit off-putting – and quite friendly with lots to say about the newly deceased actor Tom Sizemore, who she had dated for like three years but was extremely afraid of.

The latest: Fleiss, now 57 – according to news reports – had been poised a year ago to move to a small Missouri town with her parrot menagerie and X-rated memories.

A little background…

Fleiss prostitution pedigree is quite formidable, starting in the late 1980s and continuing through her arrest and conviction on pandering charges in 1993. She was sentenced then to seven years slam time, did 20 months, and later toyed in 2005 with opening a “stud farm.” She also ran a R-rated laundromat called Dirty Laundry, and reportedly owns a small airport in Pahrump, Nevada.

Ah, but it was Fleiss’s love of animals that lead her last year, to relocating to tiny Mansfield, Missouri (population 1,193), three hours south of KC. It’s best known as the childhood home and museum of Laura Ingalls Wilder, of the fabled children’s book, Little House on the Prairie.

The reason for the move: someone killed one of her beloved Macaws with a BB gun.

The idea of a Hollywood Madam hiding out in nowheresville Missouri with upwards of 40 giant parrots is both weird and noteworthy. In part because Fleiss no longer needs to worry about running into a drunk, drug addled, abusive Sizemore.

But earlier this month, the grizzled Sizemore checked out at the ripe young age of 61.

Among his dirtbag debris, he’d had been “kicked off the set of the film Born Killers in 2003 for allegedly sexually molesting an 11-year-old actress” and was convicted that same year of domestic violence against Fleiss.

So can locals add a visit to Fleiss’s “parrot sanctuary” to their Little House visits?

In a word, no. Continue reading

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Dwight: Back To The Future

One of the most terrifying aspects of life in a totalitarian society is the way the State demands that loyalty to the regime and its ideology takes precedence over all other human bonds…

    In Stalin’s Soviet Union the government relied heavily on mutual surveillance; urging families to report on each other for disloyalty. The Whisperers: Private Life In Stalin’s Russia. BBC broadcast, 12-22-2007.
      So important was this idea that there arose a cult of martyrdom around a 13 year-old boy named Pavlik Morozov. Morozov was a member of the Soviet youth group, the Young Pioneers, in 1932, when he turned in his own father for the heinous crime of hoarding grain.  (This was during the period when Russian agriculture was being “collectivized,” i.e. the peasant’s land being taken over for government collective farms.)
After Pavlik’s father was taken to a labor camp by the secret police (the GPU) and executed, Pavlik’s family members supposedly murdered him out of revenge. 
   The Soviet government quickly used this incident to start a propaganda campaign enshrining the youngster as a true hero of the Soviet Union. Morozov was held up as a model for emulation for all patriotic youth and his memory enshrined through schools and youth groups renamed in his honor.
     It was only 60 years later, after the fall of Communism, that the truth came out, i.e., the whole story was fabricated. Stalin’s allies in the press and among intellectuals had eagerly promulgated this myth because it suited the purposes of the regime, i.e. to keep the populace frightened and compliant for fear of being betrayed by their own families.
Fast forward from 1932 to 2021…
     We now have dozens, if not hundreds ,of American Pavlik Morozovs who have been lauded by the Federal government and the American news media for betraying family and friends for their participation in January 6th. (A dedicated web site has been set up for informants to contact the F.B.I., fbi.gov/us capitol.) 
The following stories appeared in American news outlets following January 6th:
*** Dozens of Capitol rioters were turned in by childhood friends, family members, colleagues and ex-lovers who watched them storm the building. CBS News, 3-9-21
*** The people who turned in their parents for their role in the Capitol attack. The Guardian, 1-7-22
*** A son explains why he turned in his father over the January 6th attack. N.P.R., 3-3-22
*** Pushed to the edge by the Capitol riot, people are reporting their family and friends to the F.B.I. Washington Post, 1-16-21.
*** Capitol rioter sentenced to 7 years in prison was turned in by his teenage son, which broke up his family. Business Insider, 8-2-22.
*** A Mass teen reportedly spotted her family at a MAGA event prior to the Capitol riot. He decided to call them out. The Boston Globe, 1-13-21.

There are a number of other stories in the same vein.

George Orwell
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What is striking about all such accounts is that nowhere is there any doubt expressed on whether we really want to have a society where informing on family and friends is considered the highest form of patriotism. In fact, the authors of these accounts undermine their own credibility by making lame excuses for these acts of betrayal:
1. ‘Family members who turned in January 6th protesters were no different than Unabomber Ted Kaczynski’s brother, who turned him into the Feds.’
Sorry folks, the Unabomber killed or maimed thirty-two people before he was arrested. None of the 968 people charged for January 6th have done anything remotely comparable to Kaczynski’s actions.
2. ‘Family members were driven by concerns over their loved ones increasingly radical extremist beliefs. ‘I thought the protesters were prosecuted for their actions on January 6th. Is challenging the outcome of a presidential election, which is, after all, based on an opinion or belief, now an indictable offense?
3. ‘The January 6th protesters were predominantly white so asking for equal treatment with the George Floyd protesters is to highlight the racial tension inherent in their arguments, since the Floyd protesters were more diverse. ‘How dare you ask for equal treatment under the law, you white supremacist! (Never mind that a large percentage of the January 6th protesters were non-white, with Asian-Americans particularly numerous.)
4.’ The January 6th protesters were just the latest and worst manifestations of white nationalist extremism.’ The  problem is that the liberal press has since learned that the January 6 protesters did not match the profile of members of right-wing extremist groups. Those arrested and charged were older (average age 40), better educated (professionals and business owners, as well as retired military) and not members of recognized extremist groups. Of course, this just makes them more dangerous, according to liberal pundits!
5. ‘The January 6th protesters were different from the Floyd protesters in that the latter wasn’t an attack on the very core constitutional processes, nor were they an attack on the United Sates Congress.’ Kent Greenfield, a professor at Boston College Law School.
Reuters news service ran the following story:
‘The FBI has found scant evidence that the January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol was the result of an organized plot to overturn the presidential election result.The FBI at this point believes the violence was not centrally coordinated by far-right groups or prominent supporters of then President Trump.” Reuters, 8-21-2021.
If there was no organized plot or conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election by those who entered the capitol, how was this a direct assault on American democracy?
       By contrast the BLM movement started in 2014 in the wake of the Trayvon Martin incident.There were numerous protests over black men allegedly murdered by the police in the years before George Floyd’s death, e.g., Eric Garner, Freddie Grey, Michael Brown, etc. (BLM had representatives traveling with Hillary Clinton as part of her 2016 campaign, i.e. Mothers of the Movement). Within three days of the news of Floyd’s death, there were protests in 75 cities and the next day in over 120 cities.
        Eleven policemen have been killed during BLM protests and a thousand policemen injured. Twenty-five other people have died. 1.5 billion dollars in private property has been destroyed. Government buildings have been fire bombed; including a police station, a federal courthouse and an ICE office. All told, the damages due to the George Floyd protest were 1,000 times greater than the damages to the Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
      14,000 rioters were arrested during the Floyd protests. So far less than 1% of them have been tried and convicted, i.e., 120 people all told. The Guardian, a British publication not noted for its right-wing bias, stated: “The vast majority of citations and charges against George Floyd protesters were ultimately dropped, dismissed or otherwise not filed according to a Guardian analysis of law enforcement and media reports in a dozen jurisdictions around the nation.”4-17-21. By contrast, almost all the January 6th protesters have been zealously pursued and prosecuted, with suspects still arrested every day and the government vowing to arrest another thousand people so that everyone that was at the Capitol will be criminally prosecuted. 475 of the 968 arrested have already been prosecuted and convicted, fully fifty percent of those apprehended versus less than 1% of the Floyd protesters.
In short, there is no comparing the two events, a protest that got out of hand but was quickly suppressed (January 6th) and a planned series of riots that went on four months but only stopped at the express direction of BLM’s allies in the media and among Democratic office holders (the Floyd protests).
See The Secret History of the Shadow Plan to Save the 2020 Election, Molly Ball, Time Magazine, February 4, 2021.
While the BLM/ANTIFA toll of violence and destruction has been deliberately suppressed, the aftermath of January 6th has been exaggerated and blown way out of proportion.
    There’s nothing surprising about that, given that any semblance of objectivity has long been dropped by the national media. What is surprising, as I noted earlier, is that no individual journalist has expressed any qualms about family members, work colleagues, and childhood friends being turned in for political reasons.
In fact, some commentators took it as hilarious that ex-spouses or romantic partners were turned into the authorities, i.e. ‘I will never find it not hilariously funny that over 300 insurrectionists were turned into law enforcement by their ex-wives.’
       This awkward and pretentious gibe has been made into a meme on the internet, found hilarious by the feeble minded, hateful woke propaganda from the Deep State. I’m sure that all these ex-spouses and romantic partners were driven solely by worry about Our Democracy. Personal animosity or revenge didn’t play into their motives at all! Nor did the $42 million dollars paid out in 2021 by the FBI to tipsters!
    FBI Field Agent Anthony D’Antuono, not coincidentally involved in the Whitmer kidnapping hoax ,made the following announcement right after January 6th:“Even your friends and family are tipping us off. So, you might want to consider turning yourself in instead of wondering when we’re going to come knocking on your door-because we will find you.”The Independent (U.K.) 1-28-21.
All this was anticipated more than 75 years ago by George Orwell in his book, 1984.
     The protagonist, Winston Smith, is being tortured to confess to a series of political crimes(you  know, like believing misinformation or engaging in election denial). His interrogator, known only as O’Brien, and he have the following exchange:
“How does one man assert his power over another, Winston?’
Winston thought: ‘By making him suffer? ‘,he said.
‘Exactly. By making him suffer. Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. We have cut the links between child and parent and between man and man and between man and woman. No one dares trust a wife or a child or a friend any longer’.”
Orwell’s dystopian future – based on an authoritarian present he personally lived through – has finally arrived.
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Hearne: Should The Chiefs Change Team Name?

In the words of  Ronald Reagan, there they go again…

And you thought the Kansas City Chiefs season was behind you. Not so fast, because the politically correct powers-that-be on Facebook are back.

They dug up a two year-old story about, “Understanding Native American perspective about KC Chiefs potential name change.”

Sound familiar?

“If I’m being honest, I had never given any real thought to a need for a new team name,” writer Lyle Graverson begins. “The term Chief isn’t derogatory like Washington’s former name (Redskins) and their insignia isn’t a racist image like the now retired ‘Chief Wahoo’ of Major League Baseball’s Cleveland Indians. So why would it ever need to change? I’m certainly not someone that’s quick to jump on the ‘cancel culture’ bandwagon just because it’s trendy.”

Then again…

“I often complain that one of the biggest problems with our society these days is that nobody listens to each other,” Graverson continues. “Social media has made everyone really good at stating their beliefs and criticizing the beliefs of others, but there is a severe shortage of people who are willing to really listen to and think about views different than their own.”

Fair enough…

So should the Chiefs change their name and if so, why?

“Hell, no, because it’s endless and it’s not about the changes themselves,” says Sutherland Lumber scion Dwight Sutherland . “It’s about forcing people to abide by laying a guilt trip on them. They have to keep atoning, atoning, atoning – and there’s no end to it. This is a sick, racist society, so get your checkbook out. Although even that won’t buy you redemption.” Continue reading

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Hearne: Dobler Dogg Checks Out

Conrad Dobler

There are movie villains, and there are real life ones…

By the NFL’s measure former KCMO 810 AM sports talker Conrad Dobler was one of the best… as in, worst.

That’s because his football career was peppered with things like kicking Rams star Merlin Olsen in the head while he was down and spitting on Eagles linebacker Bill Bergey after he’d been injured.

Dobler was infamously known as one of, if not the dirtiest player in the NFL. He once told Sports Illustrated he’d “do anything I can get away with to protect my quarterback” including “holding, eye gouging, face-mask twisting, leg whipping, tripping, even biting.”

In other words, Dobler preferred physical attacks to verbal ones.

“Verbal abuse could take all day,” he said in 1977. “A faster and more efficient way to aggravate and intimidate people is to knock the stuffing out of them.”

“Dobler was one tough son-of-a-bitch and never took any shit from anyone,” says Kevin Kietzman. “He was tough on radio, too.”

In a world where nice guys finish last, Dobler was far from last.

Yet as far as Kansas City listeners go, he was “kinder and gentler.”

“He was nothing like that to me, he was very nice,” says Todd Leabo, director of sports operations at WHB radio. “I did the show with him when I was an intern at KCMO in 1990 while I was in college. Mike Murphy and Marshall Saber were still working there. I was 20 years old and wrote letters to all the local stations, and when I went in to KCMO I met Conrad.”

How mellow was he?

“I remember him f-bombing some things, and then he looked at me and said, “I’m sorry. Are you a religious man?’ And I was like, ‘Oh, no.’ And from there on out it was, ‘Eff this’ and ‘Eff that.’ ”

“I remember him more for what people said about him,” says former Entercom head Bob Zuroweste. “He was very outspoken, very controversial, but what I liked about him was – unless you were a sports nut, which I’m not – you could still listen to him because he was entertaining.”

“We took the Chiefs away from KCMO in 1989 and they called us, the hippie radio station that was going to ruin the Chiefs,” says former KCFX FM honcho Bill Newman.  “Clearly he was a dirt bag, but I presented no threat to him.”

Somewhat oddly, there’s scant to no mention of Dobler’s time here.

Zuroweste’s take on who was KC’s top sports yakker of all time?

“Well, I had Soren Petro, Tim Grunhard, Bill Maas and Don Fortune,” he muses. “But I think Bill Grigsby was the best. And Kevin Kietzman was really good, but his downfall was he got so arrogant that he thought he could attack (Chiefs coach) Andy Reid. And that’s like going to church and attacking Jesus.”

Speaking of which, Newman hired two of KC most famous Chiefs play callers: a young KU intern named Kevin Harlan; plus his “biggest hiring mistake,” Mitch Holthus, who still serves as the team’s longest (and most boring) play-by-play caller.

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Hearne: Death of a Movie Mogul + King Carl Update

Exhausted movie meister or villain?

According to longtime movie critic Jack Poessiger, prominent, old-timey movie collector Wade Williams passed away and was cremated last month.

“There was never an obituary or notice in the Star,” Poessiger says. “Nothing was said or done; he just quietly went away.”

Well, not quite…

“Film collector, rights hoarder, and guy that liked to put his name on everything, Wade Williams has died,” reads one of several online, uh, tributes. “He was 80…He also notoriously collected film negatives of 50s science fiction movies, most notably the works of Ed Wood, and then tried to claim ownership of the films via phony copyrights, and took people to court to try and assert those claims…Film preservationists and general fans of genre movies of that era generally did not like the man for his hoarding.”

Nor did some of his former neighbors near his gigundo mansion at the southeast corner Ward Parkway and 55th Street.

Unfortunately, few who remain at the Star seem to ever heard of Williams.

Where is he now:

Anybody out there remember” King Carl Peterson,” the former KC Chiefs main man?

Turns out, he’s alive and well and holed up in the upscale suburban development of Loch Lloyd. 

That is, unless he and his wife, a former trainer / architect are out on “a ship that sails the world that’s owned by like 75 people,” says a source. “He’s got a condo on it and spends upwards of three months a year cruising from hither to yon ( and possibly advising the Chiefs – as if they need him now.)

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Hearne: Woke Police Attack Chiefs – OP Injun Dude Fights Back

Remember the Good Ol Daze?

More than 20 years ago – long before the dawning of today’s woke culture – writers at the Kansas City Star decided to take on Marty Schottenheimer‘s Chiefs. for their Indian themes. That was back when neanderthal newsies like Art Brisbane roamed the land, driving gigundo Ford sedans down a street that used to called Grand Avenue.

Upwards of 2,000 staffers scattered around the metroplex, worked for a newspaper that now employs as few as 10 or many as 450 (depending on who you ask.) My guess is they’d be lucky to have 100 still, but probably fewer.

And every now and then today, the Star still scolds KC’s vaunted Chiefs for using American Indian imagery.

Yet for all the Star’s devotion to righting historical (and hysterical) wrongs – like blackballing “racists” like its founder William Rockhill Nelson and Country Club Plaza godfather, J.C. Nichols – it seems to be taking a temporary pass on critiquing the Chiefs current day misappropriation of Native American symbols.

That’s far from the case here in the desert where the Super Bowl is about to be played.

Case in point, the Arizona Republic‘s front page headline, “Chiefs urged to retire name; Activists say moniker offends Native peoples.”

“When the Kansas City Chiefs take the field against the Philadelphia Eagles on Super Bowl Sunday, they will sport white uniforms with a distinctive logo: an arrowhead with the initials KC emblazoned on the surface,” it reads.

“And greeting them among thousands of football fans: native activists who have been urging the team to retire the name ‘Chiefs,’ the arrowhead and the rest of the accumulated 60-plus years of cultural appropriation and stereotyping.”

 Nice one, huh?

No surprise, the story sits next to another example of wokeness via the headline, “Lawmakers advance bill to restrict drag shows; Violaters in Arizona could face felony under Republican proposal.”

For years – and not that long ago – I championed local drag shows and performers like a dude named John Koop, who performed as the “drag queen” Flo.

I even went to drag shows with my twin girls mother.

But back then, nobody wanted to do them in children’s school libraries

I digress; back to the politically insensitive Chiefs…

If nothing else, the Republic’s story is an amazingly well researched written history of the team, its name and other aspects of its use of Indian imagery.

Just one problem… Continue reading

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Hearne: KC Homecoming, Tourism Scrum

Guess who’s coming to dinner,  for the first time in two years?

You got it…moi!

I’ll be driving my tricked-out 2020 Honda Civic Si there in a couple days. So save a little snow and ice for me, will ya?

As I plot my return  – and contemplate partying with Ivan Foley of the Platte County Landmark – I’ve decided to take a more formal approach to my pretend vacation. As in, what folks are supposed to do in order to have an excellent time in the Cowtown.

Besides the perfunctory barbecue visits, hanging with twin daughters Liza and Savannah Christopher, and seeing what’s left of losers like Larry Sells of the Uptown and Angry Westport wild man Bill Nigro, what’s left?

Well, I won’t be able to check in with Mike Fannin and few others that still matter remain at the KC Star. Plus, I’m half afraid to look in on my buddy,  Pitch Editor Brock Wilbur…but I’ll try.

However, being a student-of-life, I found Getaway’s Top Things to Do In Kansas City.

Check it out…

Numero Uno: Swope Park

Yeah, like that’s going to happen. No way I’m going there in search of a good time.

No. 2: Power & Light District

This halfway makes sense, so maybe I’ll do drinks after work, but a tourism destination…really?

No.3 The River Market

Excuse me while I fight off a yawn, but is the Steamboat Arabia still there? It is, but don’t expect to see me down there.

No. 4 American Royal Livestock & Horse Show

I outgrew this event longer ago than I care to remember. Last time I actually went was to interview Queer Eye’s Carson Kressley and later, Ike Turner with Tina’s replacement. Neither entailed horses or livestock.

No. 5 Kansas Speedway

Is it just me, or are you guys starting to wonder what Kansas City actually has worth checking out…on a vacation? Cuz right now, I’m batting .000

No. 6 Barbecue

Finally, something halfway real. I’m no food tourist, but at least this doesn’t totally suck.

No. 7 Breweries & Beer Bars

Of course, hip beer bars beat small town mainstays like Applebees, but I’m coming to KC for what again?

No. 8 Toys & Nostalgic Treasures

I’m not a collector, but at least this sounds kinda interesting. Kansas City’s National Museum of Toys and Miniatures is reportedly huge, so if I stumble onto it, I may look in.

No. 9 Liberty Memorial & World War I Museum

Finally, something I’ve been wanting to do forever. Count me in.

No. 10  Kansas City Jazz

Talk about no brainers… I wonder who is running Jardine’s these days. Or better yet,  The Phoenix, the downtown jazz club with a super small stage musicians hate.

OK, enough… Continue reading

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