Jack Goes Confidential: Dwayne Johnson Scales Formulaic ‘SKYSCRAPER’

Let’s not get too critical here and accept it for what it is…

SKYSCRAPER is your basic summer action brain candy. No more. No less.

What we’ve got here is fan-favorite Dwayne (‘The Rock’) Johnson playing the part of Will Sawyer, a former FBI hostage team leader and armed forces vet who now makes his living as an international security expert.

Before I go on it’s important to note that due to an unfortunate prior assignment that went bad, Johnson is now operating with one (partial) prosthetic leg—which really comes in handy later in the film.

And he’s got a pretty wife (Neve Campbell) and two darling kids.

His latest assignment takes them all to Hong Kong where he’s hired as a security consultant at the world’s tallest and safest skyscraper known as The Pearl.

It’s a city in the sky!

Which doesn’t stop a crime syndicate from taking control of The Peak by shutting down its safety systems and setting the 220 floor tower into peril. Continue reading

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Lefsetz: The Way We Were; The Music Conundrum

Record companies used to have a formula, they’d cross tracks over from one format to another, ultimately ending up on Top 40 radio…

That doesn’t happen anymore.

Prior to the Beatles the music business was a backwater. Of course we listened, but there wasn’t that much money in recordings, music was the land of uneducated, although oftentimes brilliant, hustlers. But when the Beatles arrived, so did mania, and dollars.

Yes, the Beatles ushered in the album format.

There were LPs before that, but they were just cobbled together creations of a hit or two and filler. But you had to own the Beatle albums, especially starting with “Rubber Soul.” And then came FM underground radio.

Of course there was FM before the Beatles, but it was a wasteland of classical and simulcasts. But when the government said you could no longer simulcast your AM programming on FM, the FM airwaves were cast over to innovators, ignored by the brass, who created a responsive listening experience that transfixed listeners and built hit acts, resulting ultimately in Woodstock. Then the usual suspects were stunned so many people attended, and the resulting movie garnered even more acolytes. Proving, once again, the news media will tell you where you’ve been, not where you’re going.

And ultimately Lee Abrams codified FM into a hit format, labels were rolling in dough, which was decimated by disco, but then MTV came along to rescue everyone.

Ultimately, MTV played a smorgasbord of hits, records in all formats. If a video was aired, the record sold, and radio followed MTV. We lived in a monoculture, we all talked about the same tracks. With the CD arriving labels and musicians were rolling in dough, and then the Internet came along and crashed the system.

And today the music industry is still operating on an old paradigm. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Paul Rudd Takes ‘Ant-Man’ Sequel Beyond Silliness

Here I am, a grown man attempting to critique ANT-MAN AND THE WASP

But guess what, you don’t have to be a nerd to enjoy the 20th release in the past decade from Marvel’s Cinematic Universe series.

Because if for nothing else this sequel to 2015’s ANT-MAN makes it Marvel’s first SUPERHEROINE entry…and this wasp really stings!

Thanks to a much more Hope Van Dyne developed character by Evangeline Lilly.

She’s feisty and headstrong in this sequel, which makes things unfold both faster and funnier than the original.

But make no mistake, it is Paul Rudd‘s wit and wisecracking that makes this picture.   Continue reading

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Hearne: Changing Times, Health Issues…Stanford & Sons Is No More

“Your story’s going to be about me pretty much retiring from comedy,” says longtime Stanford & Sons main man Craig Glazer. “I’m closing Stanford’s downtown.”

Make that past tense.

“The last day was this past weekend,” Glazer says. “We’re closed now. You know, if I could pick it up and move it to Waldo I would, but downtown is just too dead.”

Here’s the deal…

“My brother Jeff Glazer passed away recently and sitting there every day watching him fade away was really hard on me and very difficult to watch. And to lose both brothers – both of them younger than me – caused me a lot of stress. And I got walking pneumonia. I’m going to be okay, but I’ll still be pretty weak for the next 4 to 8 weeks. I’ve lost 30 pounds and it’s going to take months for me to get back in shape. It’s been pretty dreadful. Continue reading

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Glazer: Scribe Anoints Lebron

Well ,it happened…

Lebron has signed with the Lakers and Magic Johnson.

These two will RULE the NBA and fast.

The Lakers are the most storied team in modern NBA history and now will be again. No, a title this year is not likely unless Magic and Lebron can bring another big name talent or two to help Lebron asap.

However playoffs, media attention, celebrity b.s., Alonzo Ball, his dad the boatlaod is here.

James signs a $153 million four year deal, nice.

He and Magic may end up owning the Lakers in a few years as well or the majority interest. These two will be a business partners and make billions.

At 34 and soon 35 Lebron will finish his career with a bang.

He will likely get to play a season or two and have a $5 million home in LA and his family will be set.

Without Lebron Cleveland will stink, may not even make playoffs. Continue reading

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Hearne: Could Today’s Newsroom Shootout Be First of Many?

 

Derek Donovan: He looks far less grim in person!

Forget right and wrong…

It’s always wrong to  take the law into one’s own hands and kill people. What’s more, there are always going to be nut cases – regardless of their affiliation – who will perpetuate this kind of evil.

Far as I can tell, it’s been that way since the dawn of time.

That said, because of the way today’s news media operates – so blatantly partisan – combined with the extreme levels of public animus about everything from Donald Trump to immigration, one has to wonder…

What took so long for something like this to happen?

Ten years ago when I was in the newsroom of the Kansas City Star big time news media editors were gatekeepers.

Sure, the Star’s politics always tilted to the left and once they more-or-less collectively decided who or what was right or who and what was wrong, the newsroom had a way of marching in lockstep…to the extent that readers with differing opinions became infuriated.

Yet, all things considered, there still was a concerted effort to at least pretend to be even handed. But little by little, the layoffs, empty cash coffers and the Internet combined to dilute the process.

In some ways, Star readers rep Derek Donovan helped lead the charge here in KC. 

In addition to being extremely thin skinned and fearful for his job security (he was after all hired as lowly head of the newspaper’s archival news library which is way past being extinct.

So instead of gleefully inflicting pain on reporters who fucked up like past reader reps (unless of course it was something painfully obvious like. a name spelling mistake), Donovan acted more as a defender of the realm. Star reporters and editors where mostly adjudged innocent and exonerated, sans the distraction of fair and even handed consideration.

Corrections became little more than a remnant of the past and Donovan repeatedly argued and hung up on readers rather than deal impartially with their issues.

I think retired Star editor Jim Fitzpatrick well could weigh in here.

But that was only the tip of the iceberg. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Sicario: Day Of The Soldado’ Delivers Timely Intensity KC Style

The drug cartel crime thriller SICARIO was not a major box office blockbuster…

The 2015 movie did however garner quite a following by fans of the genre via the various video delivery systems in its afterlife.

Hence this week’s sequel called SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO.

But before we get started, let’s translate the title:

‘Sicario’ stands for hit man while ‘Soldado translates to Latin American Soldier.

One other observation:  This is not really a sequel or story continuation as we’ve come to expect.

Instead it’s a stand-alone, action drama which re-unites Josh Brolin and Benicio del Toro with some space of time between the operations of the original and this follow-up.

And just so you know, Emily Blunt is not part of of this spin-off.

The best description of the movie comes from its screenwriter Taylor Sheridan who says that, “If Sicario is a film about the militarization and that blending over, this is removing the policing aspect from it.”

In DAY OF THE SOLDADO the action begins at the U.S.-Mexican border but quickly moves to Kansas City, Missouri where Mexican bad guys blow up a big department store killing many in the process. Continue reading

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Hearne: Where’s the Scribe When You Need Him?

OK, so I lied…

Remember how I told you recently I was going to really start writing more? And then I did.

However, as the sun sets on my time here in Lawrence and my return to the wilds of Kansas City (July 6th) looms large, there are tons of loose ends to be addressed.  Resulting in me being spread super thin the next couple weeks.

Oh, I’ll continue to weigh in, but until I’m settled – mid July – it’s gonna be touch and go.

Take this morning… Continue reading

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Lefsetz: Your Face; That’s the Ticket!

It’s based on facial recognition technology…

Ticketing is broken, can anybody fix it? Will anybody fix it?

That’s what Nathan Hubbard has set out to do, the man who used to run Ticketmaster. He’s raised double digit millions and…

I first saw a demonstration last September, when it was in stealth. But now, since it’s public, I returned to the outfit to get an update. Rival used to be in a WeWork space. Now it’s in an old Howard Hughes hangar in Playa Vista. Everybody’s huddled over a MacBook Pro attached to a big screen, what are they doing?

Well, we’ve got a security problem in the events business. People may now be afraid to go. What if we knew everybody in attendance? You buy a ticket, scan a selfie, and then you gain entrance via facial recognition, a la iPhone X. But it’s much more sophisticated than that.

There’s depth-analysis. To make sure you can’t trick the system with a photo. And at every entrance there are cameras attached to the ubiquitous metal detectors, with an effective rate of essentially 100%. Yes, the technology’s just that good, and if there is a problem, since all your info is digitized, someone on site can help you out, you don’t have to go to the box office, they can take care of you on the spot.

Sounds good, doesn’t it? But what about minors?

You don’t have to scan their faces if you don’t want to. Their tickets can be attached to yours.

What about resale? Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom’ Has Indoraptor — Butter The Popcorn!

The good news about JURASSIC World: FALLEN KINGDOM is that it delivers on its hype and expectations…

If you’re looking for a big summer popcorn action-adventure, this one fits the bill.

The bad news: Well, there really isn’t any unless you were expecting something way above 2015’s successful JURASSIC WORLD reboot.

Anytime a sequel stays favorably within the framework of the original moviegoers should be grateful. Right?

And on those levels of comparison JW2 delivers for all ages. Continue reading

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New Jack City: How to Avoid Rental Car Rip Offs

Don’t get stung on your next car rental…

When picking up your rental car at the location keep in mind that the person behind the counter isn’t merely a customer service agent.

Oh no, he or she are much more than that. They’re sales people!

And just because you’ve got a price locked in through your travel agent or online booking site doesn’t mean that they won’t attempt to extract additional money from you.

They’re trained to do that and are usually very good in ‘scaring you’ into purchasing additional protection—in the form of insurance coverage you probably DO NOT NEED!

Some rental outfits even reward their agents for insurance up-selling with monetary bonuses.

Why you shouldn’t fall for their sales tactics? Continue reading

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Hearne: Radio Ratings Return

Radio ratings, anyone?

Why do I get the same feeling writing about terrestrial radio that I get when I go to a Post Office or when I write a check or read the print edition of the Kansas City Star?

Because these sort of activities are fading fast.

The old ways die hard but doing any of the above is akin to buying a house with an outdoor bathroom.

Yet despite what seems like the obvious, the folks at Entercom and other radio companies come well-armed with creatively compiled statistics aimed at convincing us that paying exorbitant ad rates for the Johnny Dare show still makes sense.

Aided by the master manipulators at Neilsen Audio who are still hard at it compiling theoretical listenership data based on ultra small audience samples that purport to estimate the number of listeners each station has.

And for Neilsen’s efforts the company is paid handsomely by the stations, because sans those cooked up ratings, how could they con advertisers into shelling out big bucks.?

The bottom line: it’s a game – more weird than actual science.

And you only  have to glimpse at the “ratings” to see they’re skewed to oldsters.

For example, six of the top 10 stations play classic rock, country or news/talk.

Still life goes on, so I’ll get back to tracking these dinosaurs as they slug it out til death do they part… Continue reading

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Glazer: Nick Wright & Jason Whitlock On Fire

A tip of the hat to a pair of local media escapees who have finally made it big time…

Former 610 Sports host Nick Wright with First Things First on Fox with Hall of Famer Chris Carter. And former Star sports scribe Jason Whitlock with his hot show on Fox sports Speak For Yourself, co-starring Colin Cowherd. ..

Nick left KC and 610 a handful of years back for a bigger radio job and more money in Houston. Now he’s in New York so his payday is likely mid six figures. He’s very good on the show, calm, well-read and great opinions on all sports. He did a killer job on the NBA finals and LeBron.

Nick’s an up and coming national star for sure.

Jason has had a tough ride to the top, being fired from ESPN and having had some media run-ins here and there. But he seems to have overcome that and is now moving towards the top.

Too many people here put them down.

Hey they are our guys and doing great, so let’s give them a ton of credit and respect. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘TAG’—Game On. You’re It!

When I first heard about Warner Brothers’ new comedy TAG, the words “lame movie concept” came to mind…

Why would big screen talent like Ed Helms, Jon Hamm, Isla Fisher and especially Jeremy Renner attach themselves to this movie if there wasn’t something there?

But that the movie  was “inspired by a true story” (which was profiled five years ago in The Wall Street Journal) was reason enough to attend a preview screening of the comedy.

That said,  exactly what IS the concept here?

Pretty well what you’d expect. The old game of playing Tag. It’s probably something YOU did as a kid.

And that’s what these five buddies did when they were kids too.

Except now it’s decades later. They’re all in their 50’s—-AND THEY’RE STILL DOING IT! Continue reading

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Hearne: Brace Yourselves, I’m Heading Home

Enough with the promises and threats…

The die is cast, I’ll be moving back to the Cowtown on July 6th.

That’s right, mark your calendars because I’ve been saving up.

It’s hard writing about KC while living in Lawrence and working in Topeka the past three years, so I’m a little rusty. Not being geographically present makes it hard to maintain the kind of contacts and observations necessary to do Kansas City right.

Hence the overabundance of writings about the Kansas City Star and other easier topics.

No mas.

The flip side of that equation: This won’t be a full time endeavor like in days gone by, but I think you’ll find it a significant upgrade and suggest you start checking in here on KCC more often if you wanna keep up.

I’ll be taking a week or so off for the move and a short vaca, so look for the renaissance to unfold towards the latter part of the month.

I’ll also be available for automotive consultations at Aristocrat Motors in Merriam, so feel free to stop by or drop me a call if I can be of service there.

Until then…

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Hearne: Fare Thee Well Jeneé, We Hardly Knew Ye

This was way overdue…

 Kansas City Star columnist Jeneé Osterheldt has been living on borrowed time.

Don’t get me wrong, she’s a very nice person, but some seriously top notch journalists have bitten the dust during her 16 year tenure at the newspaper.

That said, Jeneé was hardly deserving of the jealous scorn former Pitch editor Scott Wilson heaped upon her.

“She the cluck up, Jeneé, ” Wilson seethed following Osterheldt’s innocuous column celebrating Chick-fil-A coming to KC.

“Sometimes I feel sorry for Jeneé Osterheldt,” Wilson wrote, tongue-firmly in cheek. “The Kansas City Star’s longest-serving intern knows that every time she posts one of her commerce-friendly, minimally reasoned columns on the paper’s website, she’s going to get trolled. Commenters don’t question her preschool logic or call her to account for her sub-Kardashian shallowness. That might be amusing. No, they instead see her byline and go, “Yeah, this is the perfect place to parrot a Libertarian talking point, go full Fox-tard or maybe try out a little light hate speech.”

Talk about an angry white dude rant! Continue reading

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Hearne: Anthony Bourdain Was No Kate Spade

Think tale of two cities…

Media know-it-alls are falling over themselves connecting the suicide deaths of KC designer Kate Spade and “foodie” Anthony Bourdain.

Which to me says more about today’s celebrity worshipping culture than it does the hidden demons that many of us possess.

But can we draw a line here?

Spade and Bourdain may have been celebrities, but the resemblance ends there.

Bourdain, for example, thrived on, and was obsessed with fame and becoming fabulously wealthy. And frankly, it’s hard to imagine anyone being more full of themselves.

As evidenced here a handful of years back when locals ponied up big bucks to watch and listen to Bourdain boast about his decadent eating exploits at the Midland.

Kate Spade, on the other hand, was a down to earth Kansas City girl.

Her recognition in life was achieved by hard work and behind the scenes accomplishments. She lent her name and celebrity to charitable causes and business endeavors, rather than bumping around on the world’s stage fishing for publicity by eating weird things and getting wasted.

Bourdain was the quintessential fame junky.

Now think about the word “foodie” for a minute…

The Urban Dictionary‘s take:

“A douchebag who likes food.”

Catchy.

“Douchebag – ‘I’m a big foodie’

“Non-doucher – ‘Really? I like food too, but I’m not a tool.’ ”

Or how about:

“A person who has no actual interests or hobbies. ‘Oh that’s really interesting! Me? Hmmm let’s see, let me describe myself…well…I guess I would consider myself a real foodie.’ ”

Back to the matter at hand. Continue reading

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Hearne: New York Times, Andy Spade Shoot Down Star’s ‘Big Scoop’

Talk about having egg on your face…

One headline from yesterday you won’t be reading in your Kansas City Star:

“Kate Spade’s Death: ‘There Was No Indication And No Warning,’ Says Her Husband.” 

Contrast that with the Star’s front page headline earlier that same day:

“Suicide ‘not unexpected’ after years of mental illness, sister says.”

The Star stepped in it good with that story.

Because of the newspaper’s carelessness and desire to snag a cheap, tawdry “scoop,” Kate Spade’s family was forced to  step further into the news limelight than they would otherwise have preferred in order to set the record straight.

Which as KCC readers know, was that Spade’s estranged sister’s sedative-fueled rant was a crock of you-know what. One that any clear thinking editor would and should have recognized for what it was. But desperate to come up with something unique for hometown readers, the Star didn’t just run with it, they gave it front page treatment that gave the impression that readers were being treated to legitimate insights from Spade’s family.

Which they were not.

For its effort, the Star received a failing grade from no less than mighty the New York Times in the form of a same day, front page correction. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘OCEAN’S 8’ Girl-Gang Hits Big Apple Gala

I must confess…

2001’s remake of the Rat Pack‘s 1960 heist-classic OCEAN’S ELEVEN remains as one of my all-time favorite caper movies.

In all fairness, I also enjoyed the OCEAN’S TWELVE and THIRTEEN follow-ups.

So far, so good.

But what of THIS week’s new all-star, gender-swap heist comedy OCEAN’S 8?

Is the spin-off worthy of its brand association?

Not in my book.

OCEAN’S 8 follows the original’s set-up.

As the adventure begins we find Danny Ocean’s estranged sister Debbie Ocean (Sandra Bullock) about to be released from prison and ready for the free world.

But is that world ready for conniving Ms. Ocean?

Will she be up to her namesake’s old tricks? What do YOU think?

And so it goes as Debbie recruits the best of the female-centric specialists to organize and pull off the heist of the century. Continue reading

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Hearne: Star Steps in It on Spade Sister Story

Allow me to let you in on one of the basic tenets of journalism…

Never dive headfirst into a pool until you make sure there’s enough water in it.

But against probably any number of people’s better judgment that’s exactly what the KC Star did yesterday – in the light of day no less – when it ignored any number of warning signs and rocked with a series of outlandish quotes from an estranged family member of deceased fashion diva Kate Spade.

It all started when said source emailed in a correction after the Star misspelled one of Kate’s nicknames Which then lead to one of the craziest rants I’ve heard in a long time.

Even after one of Spade’s sisters Reta Brosnahan Saffo warned the Star she didn’t want to talk because she’d just taken drugs – a sedative – and was only comfortable communicating by email.

And what an email.

Saffo was all over the map with some of the loopiest shit imaginable. Continue reading

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