New Jack City: What to See This Weekend? Jack to the Rescue!

It’s been a fantastic holiday week at the boxoffice thus far…

It kicked in midday on Christmas and is primed to continue strong through New Year’s weekend. If you’ve even driven past Kansas City’s theater parking lots the past few days you know what I’m talking about.

Still haven’t decided on what to see? Let me be of help. Here are MY BEST BETS AT BOXOFFICE—by catagory:

First for ALL-AGES (family friendly) FILMS:

It’s a toss-up between Steven Spielberg‘s sweeping and epic PG-13 rated adventure of a boy’s search for his beloved horse Joey through the World War 1 battlefields of Europe in WAR HORSE—and Cameron Crowe‘s feel-good, PG-rated story of perseverence, WE BOUGHT A ZOO, starring Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson.

In the ACTION catagory nothing comes even close to Tom Cruise with Jeremy Renner in MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE–GHOST PROTOCOL.

Cruise’s encounter with the world’s tallest building alone is worth the price of admission.

I’m also thumbs-up for Robert Downey, Jr. who back as the world’s most famous—and coolest—detective in SHERLOCK HOLMES–A GAME OF SHADOWS.

For hard-hitting DRAMA, my two current picks are director David Finche‘s americanization of THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO starring Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara—and George Clooney forced to reexamine his past and embrace his future in THE DESCENDANTS.

Finally in the COMEDY catagory—frankly, I’m not high on any current entries.

So instead I’ll move the unique black and white, silent movie THE ARTIST into the catagory, which really is in a class all its own. THE ARTIST is not for everyone. But this homage to Hollywood’s early years is a true gem and possible contender for the upcoming Academy Awards.

And those are JACK’S BEST HOLIDAY BETS at the boxoffice.

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Leftridge: This Year in Sports

So it’s that time of year when we sit back and take stock of the “calendar that was” with a grueling list meant to encompass a million things that happened over the past 12 months. Every publication that’s worth its weight in readers compiles some sort of regurgitated inventory of “Top Sports Things That Happened,” and “2011 Highlights in the World of Athletics.” (or trout-fishing, independent movie-making, shit you ate at your in-laws for Sunday dinner, etc. You get the point)

Frankly, I find it a tedious task and I for one will not participate. People like lists because they’re easy to skim and skip around, but I ask you: do you really like lists? Or do you read them because you’re supposed to like lists?

Therefore, I will painstakingly go month-by-month through 2011 to briefly recap the highlights and the lowlights in an effort to encapsulate things that happened. In sports. Let’s start with January, since, well, since it’s the first month, I suppose.

January:

Roberto Alomar, who may or may not have AIDS (this sites too crappy for links– just google it), and Bert Blyleven are elected to the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame.

Jeff Fisher (Tennessee Titans) and Eric Mangini (Cleveland Browns) get fired, and the 49ers hire Jim Harbaugh, who I thought was really cool when I was younger because I had a football card where he had spiked hair (this is the same reason Kevin Seitzer was my favorite Kansas City Royal).

The Seahawks
become the first team with a losing record to win a playoff game. Jesus weeps.

The Chiefs, who somehow won the division and weaseled their way into the playoffs, get beat like a drum by a much better Baltimore Ravens team.

Pakistan played New Zealand in cricket, a true match for the ages. Maybe. To be honest, I don’t know how to read the score. Pakistan won by 10 wickets, but it’s beyond my comprehension whether or not that’s a lot or a little. Elsewhere, India won by 21 runs. So wait… is it wickets, or runs? How in the hell does anyone win at cricket?

Auburn beats Oregon in the BCS National Championship game. I’ve gotta be honest, I don’t remember this game at all.

The NFC routs the AFC in the Pro-Bowl. Matt Cassel’s mom tells everyone she knows to watch what will ultimately be the highlight of her son’s mercurial career.

February:

The Snooker German Masters were held in Berlin. I have no idea what “snooker” is, or who won, but Thanawat Thirapongpaiboon was knocked out in the “Last 32” round, which I’m sure was upsetting to Mr. Thirapongpaiboon.

The Green Bay Packers beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl, 31-25. Hey, remember when the Chiefs took Derrick Johnson instead of Aaron Rodgers in the 2005 NFL draft? Yeah, me too. (to be fair, DJ is shaping up to be a very nice linebacker, and 23 other picks were made before Rodgers… but still)

The Cleveland Cavaliers
set a record for futility with their 25th straight loss. “Is there anything worse than being a fan of Cleveland sports? Probably not.” –Guy Who Somehow Accidentally Got his Dick Caught In a Blender

Celtics’
bald-guy Ray Allen—who played a guy named Jesus in a Spike Lee movie—sets the NBA record for career three-pointers, surpassing Reggie Miller (who always seemed like a secret-asshole to me). 

March:

NFL: “Hey everybody! Let’s get locked the f*** out!”

March Madness sweeps the country, denting the productivity of a nation and embarrassing the shit out of you when your wife inevitably does better on her bracket than you do. “But why WOULDN’T I pick Butler?! Bulldogs are so cute!K-State and Mizzou get bumped pretty early in the proceedings and the perpetually first-seeded Kansas Jayhawks lose in Kansas-like fashion to a much lower ranked team (Virginia Commonwealth, ladies and gentlemen).

April:

In college basketball’s national championship game, Connecticut beats Butler in a horribly boring battle that pits surprising ineptitude against marginally staunch defense. No one except Connecticut and Butler will remember this game three months after it transpires.

*Homerun King Barry Bonds gets charged with obstruction of justice for perjuring himself, and it’s not nearly as sexy as it sounds. (See what I did there? With the asterisk? That’s called “minimalist-editorializing.” BAM.)

The NBA playoffs started, and not many people cared. The NHL playoffs started, too, and even fewer people cared.

May:

Bubba Watson beats Webb Simpson in the PGA Tour’s Zurich Classic of New Orleans. Watson celebrates by getting a tattoo on his abdomen in old English letters that says, “Shock the World.” He succeeds only in shocking his wife, who he failed to consult.

Animal Kingdom” wins the Kentucky Derby in horseracing, which is hardly a sport, so I’m sorry I brought it up.

June:

The Dirk Nowitzki led Mavericks finally win something important, which was kind of cool, even if you DO find Mark Cuban to be a bit of an obnoxious asshole. Oh, and hey—here’s the problem with basketball AND hockey: too many teams get in and it takes too freaking long from start to finish. Remember back in April when I said both the NHL and the NBA playoffs were starting? Yeah, neither wrapped up until almost mid-June. Way to go, dorks.

Speaking of, the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup. Neat.

Northern Ireland’s own Rory McIlroy wins the US Open, with a record 72-hole aggregate score of 268 (16 under par), laying to rest the myth that white guys can’t win at golf. I know a guy of Irish heritage who’s also into golf, so he was really pumped up about this.

July:

Realizing that they’re all acting like a bunch of entitled bitches, the NFL owners and the Player’s Association vote to end the NFL lockout. Teams scramble through a hasty free-agency period. Chiefs coach Todd Haley acts like an idiot with his preseason management and a bunch of key Chiefs’ players blow their knees to smithereens. Haley will later be fired, much to no one’s surprise.

Lifelong New York Yankee Derek Jeter collects his 3,000th hit, becoming only the 28th major leaguer to do so. Other than that, Jeter continues his downward talent-slide into worthlessness.

August:

In baseball, Jim Thome hit his 600th homerun, the Cubs fired General Manager Jim Hendry, Justin Verlander notched his 20th victory on his way to Cy Young and MVP, and former Royals “power-house” Mike Jacobs was released by the minor league affiliate of the Colorado Rockies after testing positive for HGH, the first player to do so since testing was implemented.

September:

Novak Djokovic defeats Rafael Nadal in the US Open. I’m confused, because I thought Rory McIlroy won this.

NFL: “Hey everybody, it’s us! Sorry about that!” Professional football starts, and life can finally resume. The Chiefs look like crap, the Bills look great and the Redskins start strong. Like the great poet C. Thomas Howell once said, “nothing gold can stay.

October:

Baseball playoffs kick everyone in the scrotum with their sheer awesomeness. Technically, the excitement begins in September with historic collapses by both the Atlanta Braves and the Boston Red Sox, allowing the St. Louis Cardinals and Tampa Bay Rays to make the postseason as Wild Card contenders. The Cardinals make the most of their mighty run, winning the World Series against the Texas Rangers.

33 year-old racecar driver Dan Wheldon dies after sustaining injuries in lap 11 of the IZOD IndyCar World Championship in Las Vegas, reminding us that life is fragile. This is especially true when doing something inherently dangerous like driving a car at 225 mph. RIP, Dan. 

November:

Sporting KC—nee the Kansas City Wiz, nee the Kansas City Wizards—lose in the MLS Conference Finals, 2-0 to the Houston Dynamo. For a while, everyone was excited about soccer in Kansas City, which was pretty cool.

Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky earns a special place on this list of “History’s Greatest Monsters” after allegations arise that he sexually molested young boys both during and after his tenure with the Nittany Lions. Interesting Wikipedia side-note: in 2001’s ridiculously appropriately titled auto-biography, “Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story,” Sandusky claims that his father once told him “[Y]ou could mess up a free lunch.” Yeah, mess it up. And rape it. Here’s to hoping that this demon’s Golden Years are spent getting repeatedly dry anal-raped by a syphilitic, barbed-wire penis.

Mizzou leaves the Big XII after months of speculation and internet-fueled hearsay.

December:

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim shock the baseball world by signing a virtual unknown from Ft. Osage named Allen Pujols. Pujols, who had moderate success with St. Louis Cardinals organization, signs a 10 year contract worth $254,000.00, making him one of the wealthiest baseball guys in the history of baseball. (Herm: please fact-check this section. Thanks!)

(editor’s note: not to be confused with Albert Pujols $254 million deal with the same team)

Floyd “Money” Mayweather gets sentenced to 90 days in jail for domestic violence charges stemming from an incident involving his boo. His time is set to begin January 6th, and could be significantly reduced with good behavior. Hopefully, this time will be spent reading, reflecting, and becoming a better person deciding to fight Manny “Pow-Pow” Pacquiao.

So there it is. The most comprehensive, thorough examination of absolutely everything important that happened in sports over the past year. I dare you find something that I left out. Come on… I dare you. In fact, I’m so confident that this collection is without fail, I’ll put up my compensation for penning this piece ($10 gift certificate to Jardine’s) if you can prove me wrong.

Best of luck, and have a great 2012, everybody.

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Mermaid: The Dirty Dozen Top Champagnes for New Year’s Eve

The Top 10 (OK 12) Champagnes for New Year’s Eve

New Year’s Eve is coming and you don’t feel like paying 100 bucks to go to a bar for the night but still wanna get your drink on and celebrate the new year or say goodbye to a really bad one.

Here’s my list of the top 12 (just couldn’t narrow it to 10) champagnes I love.

1. Moet & Chandon Imperial (same as discontinued White Star) Approx. $45

2. Charles Heidsieck Brut Reserve Approx. $45

3. Barefoot Bubbly California Premium Extra Dry (Good if you are on a budget) Approx. $9

4 .Veuve Clicquot Non-Vintage Brut Yellow Label Approx. $45

5. Laurent-Perrier Grande Siecle Approx. $85

6. Piper Heidsieck Cuvee Brut Approx.  $45

7. Schramsberg Blanc de Blanc Approx. $35

8. Schramsberg Brut Rose (Pink) Approx. $35

9. J.Schram Schramsberg Approx $75

10. Perrier Jouet Fleur de Champagne Rose (Pink) Approx. $200

11. Dom Perignon Approx. $150

12. Roederer Cristal Approx. $300 and up

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Sounds Good: Split Lip@Bottleneck, Minden@RecordBar

 

Some call it amateur night…

You know, New Year’s Eve.

To the hardcore drinkers and scenesters it’s a night to make fun of those slobbering fools who can’t handle their shizz getting totally, stupidly wrecked.

"Too many amateurs on the road tonight, I’m staying in," they say. "Those rookies really need to leave the drunk driving to us professionals."

They look disgusted and feel invaded, like they’ve earned the right to party by paying their dues in all the dark, dirty bars seven nights a week. Then their liver jumps out of their chest and strangles them to death…

 

Saturday, December 31st, New Year’s Eve

Split Lip Rayfield at the Bottleneck in Lawrence

Who here has never seen Split Rip Rayfield?  If your hand is in the air, get your ass to the Bottleneck for an old school, Kansas style bluegrass beatdown.  Though the band took a hard hit a few years ago with the death of founding member and all around firecracker Kirk Rundstrom, the Rayfield boys have rebounded nicely as a three piece.  Lead 
man Wayne Gottstine blazes the trail on mandolin with a picking style so fast you can barely see his fingers flying around the tiny frets.  If I could move my hand that fast I’d never leave the house.

Expect to hear all the favorites on this night of revelry, including the insanely speedy Record Shop and Old #6, the classic laments Whiskey Is Gone and Used to Call Me Baby, and probably any others you request.  These guys are pros, they always aim to please and they put on one helluva good show.

And yes, the rumors are true- Jeff Eaton plays a one string bass that is actually a gas tank from a 1965 Ford.  Seriously. 

Also on the bill is relative newcomers Dumptruck Butterlips, who are kind of a gypsy hippy new-grass soul kind of deal, with several scantily clad ladies playing everything from the washboard, to the fiddle, to the standup bass (sans gas tank) for your listening and viewing pleasure.  Plus a bearded dude.  But don’t think this act is all style and no substance.  Quite the contrary actually.  They’ve been gaining traction on the local and national scene, scoring a slot at Yonder Mountain String Band’s Harvest Festival a couple months ago in Arkansas.

Listen to Split Lip here: http://www.splitliprayfield.com/
Listen to Dumptruck Butterlips here: http://dumptruckbutterlips.com/

 

Minden, Capybara, and Ghosty at the RecordBar in KC

Last time Minden played in Lawrence was for the 11.11.11 deal that Jacki Becker put on with, like, eight thousand bands.  They were in the cramped and sweaty basement of the 8th Street Tap Room getting ready to come on after some guy who was playing a bongo and rapping about a burrito, I think.  I asked Minden’s guitar player what kind of stuff they play, trying to gauge whether or not I should bolt to one of the other venues packed with Jacki’s minions.  "Sex music," he replied a little confrontational-like.  "Oh, so like, Marvin Gaye?" I pressed.  Not exactly

I think I finally pinned him down with the label of "heavy rock" or something.  So I stuck around.  And they were good, real good.  On their Facebook page they seem to embrace the description of their band as "pop," eschewing the "fresh and cleverly-named genres."  Like sex music?  Word.   

Listen to Minden here:  http://www.facebook.com/mindenband?sk=app_204974879526524  

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Today: The Sad Demise of David R. Spivey Books, Maps & Fine Arts in Westport

Chalk one up for Father Time and the Internet

In a matter of days, a 33 year-old Westport institution – David R. Spivey Books, Maps & Fine Art will take it’s place in the history books.

"I’m alright, I’m just retiring," says Spivey. "I’m in the process of selling everything."

Spivey sold the building at 825 Westport Road to neighbor Joe Zwillenberg of the Westport Flea Market.

Spivey’s Web site says, "David R. Spivey has been buying, selling and appraising old maps, rare books and fine art since 1978. Over the years, Spivey’s has grown to be the largest old map, print and book dealer in the Midwest…We have five floors of maps, prints, fine art and books. Our building dates to 1910 and sits on the old Santa Fe trail in historic Westport."

The liquidation is being held in the form of an online auction ending January 4th and 5th.

"It’s sad," Spivey says. "But I can’t do anything anymore, I’m confined to my bedroom. I’m 75 but I feel like I’m old."

Spivey’s favorite item?

"Actually my favorite thing was a document concerning the Territory of Kansas from 1853," he says. "But I donated that to the library."

Memories? Spivey has plenty.

"It was a fun business," he says. "It was a lot of fun, but like a lot of businesses, the Internet changed things. And people who didn’t know very much and had very little experience could go online and learn and see everything. They didn’t have to come to my store anymore."

From a health standpoint, "I have Alzheimers, I’m afraid," Spivey says. "It’s hard for me to remember."

Prior to breaking into the map and doc racket, Spivey spent 30 years working with the juvenile court here.

Any famous celebrtity customers?

"Yeah, remember that woman that sang, ‘a brand new pair of rollerskates’- Melanie? She came in. And there was another guy who was a writer for Richard Nixon and his name began with an ‘S’ – oh, Safire – William Safire. He was in a couple times."

The love of Spivey’s life "ran off with somebody right after my cancer operation 15 years ago," he says. "Her name was Patty."

Spivey’s high point: "Oh gee, I don’t know. My memory’s shot."

The low: "Probably now, closing it down."

Next up:  "I’m becoming a movie expert," Spivey quips. "I’m watching movies every night – all day and all night."

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Hearne: The KC Confidential Comments Section Cleanup

To the majority of KC Confidential readers and commenters, I salute you…

Instead of one or two word, anonymous putdown comments (like a certain local blog) or allowing no comments at all (like another), KCC gets mostly some pretty entertaining and thoughtful comments. The "stage names" may shield their identities, but most KCC commenters think things through and bring something to the table in the way of suggestions and/or criticism.

They may get carried away with the ALL-CAPS button or unleash an ungentlemanly word here or there, but for the most part they’re an important ingredient to the overall mix of ideas and viewpoints on this site.

Then there are the odd haters…

Let me rephrase that – the twisted, sick-sounding commenters who darken this site on occasion with crude language, scary senses of humor and vile expressions. Often directed towards Craig "meet me after school" Glazer.

While these outbursts are fairly rare, a little goes a long way.

They’re disturbing to read (before I can delete and/or block them) and it’s kinda frightening to think there are losers like this actually walking about free in society. And the sad reality is that all it takes is one loser to mess up the sandbox.

So I’d like to apologize for the odd such comment that slips into the site. We are still working on the transition to a new format that will allow for better screening of these idiots.

Meanwhile, I’ll keep Glaze under control and look forward to moving forward, sans the depravity.

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Glazer: Two Backup Pro Bowlers for Chiefs Says it All

Yep, Derrick Johnson will finally go to Honolulu on January 29th…

He sure did earn that trip. And Tamba Hali will return to the Pro Bowl. Both as back-ups. Hali did not play last year so this time he will likely see some action.

Nobody on the Chiefs offense even got a sniff.

Oh the guy we fired, Brian Waters, he’s going to the Pro Bowl but from New England. You know, the guys who have home field advantage in the playoffs. Brian was sure sad to leave, right. He was past it – uh-huh – pro bowl guy.

Dwayne Bowe is not on the list (he was last year).  Bowe may yet make it as a reserve if one of the other guys is hurt or can’t play. He too was a shadow of himself last season. Bowe scored only five touchdowns this season – last year he had a boatload.

When your best offensive player isn’t being called, that tells you loudly how bad your offense has become.

All the talk about, "Who will run this team next year?" – does it even matter? 

The division will remain weak. Our defense could be solid. We could win the division with just an OK offense and a B defense – 9 or 10 wins – that’s not unlikely.

More than we want to hear it, Matt THE FRANCHISE will start again next year. Kyle Orton is performing for TV as a try-out quarterback for five or six other bad teams. Kyle is still fairly young, and is a solid B- quarterback. The Vikings and 6 other lousy teams will likely offer him a three year $15 million or more package.

Will the Chiefs? They would have to dump Matt.

We all agree Kyle is a step up, but barely. They are both low level play-off quarterbacks if the rest of the team is average or above. That is likely what the Chiefs will be next year. Maybe.

Without a quarterback – and we don’t have one in sight – no team will go deep in the playoffs or to a Super Bowl.

So this Chiefs team – barring a miracle – is out of any real Super Bowl race for years to come.

Fans will have to settle for, WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS. WE WON A POST SEASON GAME!!!!!  WE GOT MAIL….YEAH GREAT!

That’s the best we can do. So if that makes you happy, have at it. For me, it’s been just too long a wait. One average team going to one post season game and getting smashed. Like last year. It just doesn’t thrill me anymore. Twenty years since a post season win for the Chiefs, half century since a Super Bowl.

My Lord.

What more do you fans expect for 100 bucks a ticket and $10 dollar beers?

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New Jack City: For All That Was Bad at the Movies In 2011, Here’s What Made it Worthwhile

Last week was my lineup of movie stinkers..

Now here are the movies that made my twisted life as a critic all worth it.

My 10 favorite films to play in Kansas City during 2011:
 
# 1—THE HELP—Great ensemble film. Lots of kudos all around but for some reason Emma Stone isn’t getting enough of them for her superb performance as Skeeter.
 
# 2—THE IDES OF MARCH—Here’s the great American political story with dream casting of Gosling, Clooney, Hoffman, Tomei & Giamatti—not to mention superb direction by Mr. Clooney himself.
 
# 3—MONEYBALL—Pitt, Hill & Hoffman. This past year’s triple threat. And what a breakthrough for slimmed down Jonah Hill.
 
# 4—THE DESCENDANTS—Proof that George Clooney is rapidly becoming one of the our best all around actors,
 
# 5—BRIDESMAIDS—Funniest movie this past year propelling Kristen Wiig to Hollywood’s A-List.
 
# 6—MIDNIGHT IN PARIS—It’s been a long time coming but this movie is proof that the real Woody Allen is back and here to stay.
 
# 7—DRIVE—Film noir at its best with cool Ryan Gosling proving that there are no clean getaways.
 
# 8—THE TREE OF LIFE—Director Terrance Malik, Brad Pitt, Sean Penn and Jessica Chastain make for spiritual grace on the big screen.
 
# 9—WAR HORSE—Did I feel manipulated by Steven Spielberg here? Sure I did—and I loved it.
 
# 10–MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE-GHOST PROTOCOL—Best of the franchise! Tom Cruise vs. the tallest building in the world alone worth the price of a ticket.
 
Other pleasant cinematic surprises enjoyed in dark theater auditoriums during the past year included the following set of 10 titles–and in no particular order:
 
THE ARTIST / SUPER 8 / THE DEBT / RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES / CRAZY STUPID LOVE / 50/50 / HORRIBLE BOSSES / PUSS IN BOOTS / MARGIN CALL & CEDAR RAPIDS.
 
Agree or disagree—Just keep repeating: "It’s only a movie. Only a movie. Only a movie. Take as much as you can."
 
Happy New Year everyone.

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Glazer: Westwood Greenlights Huge, New Woodside Redevelopment Project

A major break-through for Westwood and Johnson County is finally happening…

Woodside Health & Tennis has been trying for years to gain approval from the locals to expand its popular tennis and fitness club into a huge complex for high-end apartment living, shopping, a larger health club, children’s facilities, a new lap indoor pool and  tons more.

This is huge.

The plan was approved this week to move the project forward. Owner Blair Tanner and crew now have the backing of Westwood to make it all happen. Tanner hopes construction will begin very soon, by this summer.

Make no mistake, this will be a game changer for Westwood and north eastern Johnson County. The huge complex will offer shops, retail, grocery, top notch apartments for young professionals,empty nesters and the upper income, status folks of this area.

New streets and sidewalks will make the city nicer, safer and provide lots of eye candy.

Blair wants the new complex to be inviting to families as well as singles.

Tanner and his staff have worked long and hard to make this happen for Westwood. He’s has already upgraded Woodside to be the area’s leading country clubs. Absent a golf course. Woodside’s membership of now over 3,000 and a who’s who of Johnson County.

This is a big win for Westwood, Johnson County and Woodside. Nice job.

I can’t wait to see this big boy completed – I might even have to live there.

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Mermaid: From Pet Chipping to Human Chipping, The Fix Is In

RFID, I hadn’t thought much about these letters until the recent Wal Mart scandal…

The one where the company is embedding chips in clothing – mostly underwear and jeans – to "keep track of inventory."  Radio-Frequency Identification should be something you start thinking about a lot these days.

Is it Big Brother or a helpful chip for times of trouble, such as a bad accident or a kidnapping of a child?

I for one find myself slightly sick at the notion of a chip being embedded in my skin. But this is exactly what the government is planning on implementing starting in 2013 as part of President Obama‘s healthcare bill.

If you are just hearing about this for the first time, listen up.

RFID has already been approved by the FDA and is a doctrine written into Obama’s new health care plan which states that everyone in the American population must have it for "medical purposes."

I don’t know about you but this has all the markings of a Fascist movement to me.

As a matter of fact, it scares the living daylights out of me. We already put these chips in our dogs and cats so I don’t know why I am surprised they want to do this to humans.

I can think of some good it could do- Alzheimer’s patients wandering off, a kidnapping, an unlocated murder victim- but it stops there and becomes an evil spawning that I really want no part of.  I suppose we will all have an identifiable number.

Doesn’t this conjure up visions of the Holocaust or George Orwell‘s 1984? Does to me.

The year 2013 will be approaching quickly and we should all be asking some questions. Who will submit to this? Who will resist? Will states require citizens to comply and what happens if we refuse? Will we be refused medical treatment if we do not have a chip? What will the parameters be and how will it be used? Will the states and government abuse their power?

Wake up and smell the bad coffee because I am not making this horror story up. Read it and weep.

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Today: A Christmas Olive Branch from Jardine’s Owner to Local Jazz Musicians

In an open letter to Kansas City jazz musicians, Jardine’s owner Beena Raja reached out Christmas Day in an attempt to mend fences and restore sanity to an out-of-control situation that has resulted in the club’s going dark much of the past three weeks.

That after Raja found a handful of her staff drinking illegally at the club at 4 a.m. Thanksgiving morning. Jardine’s general manager / cook then resigned. Two staffers were fired, a third walked out and confusion over what had gone down lead other staffers to believe they too had been fired.

An incident with one server, whose father is a leading member of the local jazz community, resulted in the father calling for other musicians to boycott Jardine’s.

It’s been downhill from there.

Will Raja’s reaching out to musicians work? Is it too late?

Here’s Raja’s late night letter:

"To All,

You don’t know the facts of why this happened.

I had a great time doing what I do.I welcome anybody that can take over and do what I have done since 2003. I think you were praising me for a while. Dont forget most of you hated (former Jardine’s owner) Greg Halstead. He was the bad guy. I guess I am the one now. It’s how it is. No big deal.

You need me to leave KC? No. That’s not your call.I am a citizen just like you.

I have paid everyone and treated everyone with respect (musicians and employees) and have paid more to all since 2003 when I took over and have hired more musicians and supported Jazz in this city and made Jardines what it is.

Am I hurt? Yes.

 Did I make a penny. I did not. I worked for you guys.I am happy. I am not complaining.

I am not perfect. I do not claim to be.

I do know most of you. I loved every minute of getting to know you. I spoke and listened.

I know who I am. You may be better.

I enjoyed working with all my employees and you musicians. I did not even know Jazz and still do not.

Yes, I am from India, but very proud to be an American.This country gave me the opportunity to be who I am.

No regrets. You don’t know me. Thanks for the Opportunity that you gave me to get better!! I did it.

You cannot put me down. I refuse to. It’s my style, my faith, my truth and my integrity and I was not trying to prove that to you. I don’t care at this point.

 This journey may be over. If it is, I will embark on the next one.I am not afraid.

I wish everyone a Happy New Year!!!

Sincerely,

Beena"

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Glazer: King of Sting Dabs Away a Tear & Sends Out Holiday Best Wishes

With the Lone Ranger it was, "How did you get to be the Lone Ranger?" 

With me its, "How did you become the King of Sting?" Well, it started very early in life for me -very early.

When I could barely speak or walk, my Grandma, Nanny Mary, took me to see the Disney movie OLD YELLER.  Around 1958 or so. The picture starred Fess Parker (of Davy Crockett Fame), Dorothy McGuire, Tommy Kirk (Musketeers) and my favorite kid actor, Kevin Corcoran, a Disney super star at like age 9.

Chuck Connors (of Rifleman fame) had a small part in it. Chuck traded Kevin a puppy for a frog. And while Kevin’s dad, went off to sell cattle the boys stayed home to keep an eye on mom.

While Old Yeller kept an eye on them all.

There was lots of action, mean bulls and later a rabbid wolf that was loose on the prowl. Old Yeller was deeply loved by the family, especially Kevin. They even slept together. He was a wonderful, sweet dog. He even had a song about him they sang throughout the film.

I loved that song and I loved Old Yeller.

Who wouldn’t? He was everyone’s best friend.

As the film drew near the end, the rabid wolf came to kill the family and their livestock. He was mean, he was ugly and he was a killer! Old Yeller wouldn’t let that wolf harm the family he loved, so Old Yeller fought that wolf to the death.

Old Yeller won, but he was badly hurt though. He slowly got sick with rabies and Kevin wouldn’t hear of putting down the animal he loved so deeply. No way. He would mend Old Yeller back to health no matter how long it took. But it didn’t work out.

One day Kevin went into the cage to see if Old Yeller was better, but the dog was so sick he growled and even tried to bite the boy. Old Yeller was so ill, he didn’t recognize Kevin at first, but when he did he stopped. Kevin’s older brother saw this and knew he had to be the man of the family at 12.

He took the dog we all loved and shot him – he killed Old Yeller.

I cried and cried and cried.

I was so shocked that I asked my Nanny, "He’s not really dead is he?" She wanted me to stop crying and said, "No, its just a movie." 

To me though it was real. I was sad for weeks.

I got a puppy, Tiger, and had him until I went away to college. I became a strong animal lover. I could never hurt an animal. They are so warm and nice, cats, dogs, horses.

Funny, I didn’t always feel that way towards people.

Once in a great while they play OLD YELLER on television and I still watch it. I watched it last year with my dog Junior.

No, thats not how I became the King of Sting, but it’s why I was not a killer.

I loved Old Yeller too much. When I hold my dog, I often think of Old Yeller, and what a great friend he was to those people and that kid.

Even ‘bad guys’ can have a heart….Merry, Merry Holidays to All of You!

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Christmas 2011: Through the Past Darkly into Year Four

Merry Christmas…

It’s been quite a year for KC Confidential. Lots of comings and goings – some planned, others not. But for the most part readers have stuck with us through good times and bad. We’re ending the year on a high note with readership up dramatically from where we were just last spring.

How much are we up?

More than double what we started the summer with, and up 90 percent the past three months and well over 300 percent in the last 30 days.

It’s not been easy.

While some of us – starting with me – may appear at times cavalier covering delicate topics like the three recent suicides, the dramatic fall of Kansas City’s top jazz club or the transgressions of a former colleague, trust me, it’s not that simple.

These are very difficult stories to wade into for the risk adverse, and some of that wading can get more than a little prickly at times – clumsy even. However, we’ve tried to be transparent, while providing an open window into the news gathering process. Instead of playing it safe and waiting for the smoke to clear. The key is following up on the news as it unfolds.

And there is no shortage of critical comments that stand in evidence, challenging some of those stories.

That said, we’ve cracked down to an extent on a handful of the more vulgar, libelous and/or ill conceived entries into KCC‘s comments section.

We’re not running a sewer here, nor a haven for very small brains attached to very big mouths.

I’d like to take a moment to salute two of KCC‘s more frequent targets, The Star and The Pitch.

Make no mistake, they’re both quite easy to bag on. The Star because it’s the dominant source of news in Kansas City and because all too often, it acts like it -they’re control freaks by nature.

In the case of the Pitch, mostly because it’s fighting a difficult battle for survival. Yeah, they’re a bit full of themselves at times as well – less so lately – like mindlessly churning out "best of" awards, while making no attempt whatsoever to try and make the winners – even the deserving ones – appear truly credibile. Which they easily could do.

Despite the doomsayers and it’s critics, the Star has a lot to offer and is going to be around for a long time – probably what passes for forever. The Pitch on the other hand could very well go the way of the Johnson County Sun, and that would be tragic.

Can you imagine living in a print media / pop culture media world lorded over by a publication as vapid as Ink?

Let’s not wish that on ourselves.

With luck, the Pitch‘s new owners in Nashville will survive long enough to weather this economy and the dwindling, younger readership. Do we really want to rely on a single corporate entity – the Star – for the lion’s share of our formal news and information?

As we move forward into a new year – KCC’s fourth – I’d like to thank all of you for hanging with us. With luck, we’ll have plenty of edgy, funny, entertaining – at times maybe even insightful – news and opinions to share with you in 2012.

That’s the plan, anyway. Thanks for sharing your time.

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Glazer: Chiefs Lose, Pull Scribe’s Chestnuts Out of The Fire

I know due to all the local attention I got for MY BET, most people wanted me to lose…

I had tons of calls last week during the Packer upset from "concerned" friends. Meaning their real thoughts were…I HOPE YOU CRASH AND BURN. Hey, that’s human nature.

Remember, almost nobody most of you readers know has EVER placed a bet in a sports book in Vegas.

Thus the confusion over the who, what, when, where and why of many of my teaser bets. Most people only bet with friends in pools or not at all. One percent or less have ever made a real bet in Vegas with a sports concern. Sure, they’ve lost at blackjack – so did my grandma.

But only the big boys dare to dare.

Speaking of which, I think Johnny Dare was pulling for me deep down.

Anyway, I’m not mad at the haters and the doubters. That’s human nature. It was a fun ride. My brother is in on the bet and we may just go out there and party with it for a few days.

It hurts more when you lose than how good it feels when you win.

Somewhere the birds are chirpping; somewhere kids are playing – but here in mighty Mudville the mighty Chiefs have struck out!!!!!! 

Sorry, losers lose.

P.S. They have built a good defense to move forward with and one day with a good quarterback they will soar.

Chin up and Merry Christmas!

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Glazer: Scribe Calls Upon Great Santa to Win Bet, Guide This Week’s Picks

Thanks to this site and Johnny Dare, the Craig season bet is on the line for the next 8 days…

The Chiefs play Oakland tomorrow and Denver next weekend. The Bronco’s may not need the game, if they win and the Chargers lose this weekend it’s over, Raiders win the division. So Denver might not play as hard at home next week – I don’t know. So I likely need the RAIDERS, THE HATED RAIDERS to help me…Damn. Who knew?

Last week I sucked on picks, the worst of the year. But overall, the year has been very good. Let’s get back on track, shall we? Ok, lets do it.

All I want for Christmas is one Chiefs loss…Santa, oh Santa…..

College:

Still soft until next week but we got our local guys playing like Missouri so…

I think the Tigers win but fairly close, NC may cover.

North Carolina 11 1/2 (tease with So Miss) 6 on each must win both to win Over MU

So.Mississippi -3  over Nevada (tease)

Pros:

Oakland 9 over KC (tease)

Rams 18 over Steelers (tease with Oakland)

Chargers 3 over Detroit

New Orleans – 7 over Atlanta

San Fran -1 over Seattle

Green Bay -5 1/2 over Chicago (tease with Saints)
so in this bet Saints are -1 over Atlanta….

Merry Xmas…Santa PLEASE….

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Jack Goes Confidential: Steven Spielberg Dishes Up Top Notch Family Fare

The WAR HORSE is rated PG-13 because it contains battlefield sequences that may be too intense for young kids.

Having said that, let’s applaud director Steven Spielberg for delivering the type of epic adventure film here we just don’t see much anymore.

WAR HORSE is an odyssey-like story of a boy’s pursuit of his horse Joey which has been drafted by the British army by an England on the brink of joining the European conflict World War 1.

This is vintage Spielberg storytelling with memorable performances from what are essentially unknown actors.

Some of the scenes of the horse on the battlefield will tear your heart out as movie meister Spielberg manipulates us to the hilt. And that’s a good thing!

All in a sweeping portrayal that can only be fully enjoyed on the big screen.

WAR HORSE is must-see movie fare—and I’m proudly raising 4 out of 5 fingers.

It gallops into theaters this Sunday (Christmas Day) citywide.
 
Happy Holiday everyone.

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Jack Goes Confidential: Cameron Crowe’s ‘Zoo’ Delivers Exceptional Family-Fun

Typecasting a film as a ‘Family Movie’ can often backfire…

It’s such a broad term and can be a turnoff to adult moviegoers. Well we’ve got two such branded cinematic entries in Kansas City this holiday weekend and the good news is that both do the description justice.

The first is director Cameron (JERRY MAGUIRE) Crowe’s funny, inspirational true story about the magical power of family to persevere in the face of extraordinary challenges.

In WE BOUGHT A ZOO, recently widowed father Matt Damon wants to move away from it all. Give his kids a freshy start and outlook. That’s when he buys an old estate attached—and part of—a delapidated wildlife park.
In other words he bought a zoo that’s at least 9 miles from the nearest Target store and in bad need of refurbishing.

Scarlett Johansson is the caretaker of its 200 animal inhabitants.

Is Damon now in over his head? What do you think?

Suffice it to say, it all works and delivers a cross between BLIND SIDE and MARLEY & ME— with touches of TERMS OF ENDEARMENT in the mix.

WE BOUGHT A ZOO also features Thomas Haden Church and Elle Fanning, Dakota’s sister.

I’m recommending it with 3-1/2 out of 5 family-friendly fingers.

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Sounds Good: Blueprint Jazz@I-Bar, Dave Shelton’s Holiday Jam@8th Street TapRoom

I know most of you are probably nesting down this weekend, spending time at home with the family, or making that dreaded road trip to the relatives’ house that you spend the rest of the year largely ignoring.

But after all that small talk and pretending to care about your second cousin’s promotion in the HyVee meat department, you may need to cut loose with a stiff drink and some chill music to calm those frazzled nerves.

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Or maybe you’re just a hopeless barfly who can’t get away from the scene for just a moment, even on the one weekend that’s supposed to be all about friends, family, and counting your blessings. 

Either way, here are a few things to distract you from the twisted train wreck that is the holidays…

Friday, December 23rd

Blueprint at the I-Bar in Lawrence

If you want to keep it mellow tonight, this might be the spot for you.  Blueprint is a local jazz combo led by trumpet master Tommy Johnson, that also features some great trombone from Brian Scarborough, Lucas Parker’s swanky guitar, Max Allsbrooks on the kit, and Dave Wasecha on the standup bass.  I’ve also seen other musicians sit in with these guys, for example a killer tenor player last time I was out. 

I-Bar is the bar that adjoins Ingredient in downtown Lawrence.  The joint features an ample wine list, some kind-of-upscale food options, like fondue for example, and bunches of other desserts.  The vibe is laid back, there are plenty of tables to go around, and groups can easily converse while Blueprint does their thing, supplying a jazzy backbeat to make you seem more interesting. 

Saturday, December 24th

Dave Shelton’s Holiday Jam at the 8th Street Tap Room in Lawrence

Though not highly publicized, this Christmas Eve tradition is a hipster must.  After you’ve done your family stuff-  you know the white elephant deal, or the fruitcake eating contest- mosey your way downtown to catch some local musicians throwing down some soul and funk into the wee hours of Fat Man Day.

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Hearne: The Off Kilter, Last Minute Christmas Gifts Giver’s Guide

 

It’s gonna be hard to top Brandon Leftridge‘s tongue-in-cheek, holiday gift suggestion of a totally real Opossum

Or Jack Poessiger‘s dream holiday meal of a "crisp" Christmas Goose. But I’ll try. Shouldn’t be too hard to make it a little easier on the gift givers as well as the recipients.

 

 

Let’s start with the $12.50, handmade, pewter Atahualpa bottle stopper at Hobb’s in Lawrence.

"You know who this guy is?" asks Hobb’s owner Mark Swanson. "He was the last Inca emperor."

Who doesn’t need something like that to jam into their favorite bottle of Mezcal?

Looking for something at a higher price point? Not a problem.

For a mere $56.50 Hobbs will sell you a lovely set of six Whisky Stones and a pair of hip-looking glasses to put them in. Sound bogus? Hold on.

"You get the whiskey rocks really cold and then you put them in your drink and they make it colder without dilluting the whisky like ice," Swanson explains. "This is a cool deal for a whiskey drinker."

Lest you assume that any old backyard rocks will do, Whiskey Stones are "soapstone cubes" designed by Andrew Hellman, a big fan of single malt scotch. Hellman found that natural soapstone chills drinks owing to "its unique ability to retain temperature for extended periods of time" without scratching the glass. The stones are milled in Perkinsville, Vermont by the oldest soapstone workshop in the United States.

Let’s move on to an old boyhood favorite, Space Food Sticks. They sell for $3 each at Urban Outfitters.

Space Food Sticks were a snack first sold in the late 1960s by Pillsbury. Think of them as the gummy forefathers of today’s granola bars. And they were the first solid food eaten by a NASA astronaut – Scott Carpenter to be exact – aboard the Aurora 7 in 1962.

To be honest, after trying one recently, I can’t for the life of me recall what I ever saw in them besides the name and the fact that they were a whole lot cheaper back then. They taste kinda like a grainy Tootsie Roll.  But as "out of this world energy sticks" go, I can’t think of a better stocking stuffer.

Now something that’s pretty cool for the friend who smokes cigarettes; the My Smokeless Electronic Cigarette. Here’s the spiel:

"My Smokeless elecrtic cigarettes utilize advanced technology to give you the same smooth, satisfying burst of flavor just like a traditional cigarette, but without the negative health risks. No flame, no ash, no tar, no harmful toxic chemicals; just nicotine, flavor and water vapor."

For around a hundred bucks or less you can buy a rechargeable cigarette married to replaceable nicotine cartridges (in varying strengths) and smoke up a storm on airplanes, in bars and restaurants or at your office. And blow the smoke right into the flight attendant, server or your bosses faces.

It’s crazy…

Puff on the electric cigarette and its tip glows fiery red – just like the fake flame atop Liberty Memorial – and you get a strong jolt of nicotine. Then what comes out of your lungs and mouth when you exhale looks exactly like real smoke, but it isn’t. Go figure.

You can buy them online or at kiosks in malls like Oak Park.

Have a great Christmas and holiday!

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Today: Former Jardine’s Owner Saddened by Events, Fox 4’s Tabloid TV Coverage

The past three weeks have been tough for Jardine’s founder Greg Halstead

Halstead opened Jardine’s in 1992 as a restaurant and bar, but within months realized he’d made a mistake. The joint was losing money and Halstead called his pal Ron Schoonover – the former manager of Kansas City’s Playboy Club – to ask advice. Schoonover was running a successful jazz-themed bar and restaurant downtown called The Phoenix. He greenlighted Halstead’s idea of adding jazz to Jardine’s mix and the rest is history.

In 2003 Halstead sold Jardine’s to its longtime manager and current owner Beena Raja.

And as Jardine’s 19th year nears – as turbulant as things have been – it remains Kansas City’s leading jazz club.

What Halstead doesn’t get is why Fox 4 News in particular took such an interest in the story. He ran into Fox 4 reporter Kathy Quinn at a local restaurant recently and discussed the matter with her, he says. Halstead declined to say exactly what was discussed in that conversation.

However, Quinn’s daughter Kaitlin was one of the three servers Raja says she found partying at Jardine’s at 4 a.m. Thanksgiving morning. Raja says the servers were consuming alcohol, illegally after hours and had not paid for their drinks.

Fox 4 did not disclose this potential conflict in the reports about Jardine’s I saw that it aired.

"They just butchered the place," Halstead says of Fox 4. "Channel 4 was the one who was all over it. But like, who gives a (damn)?"

Did Fox 4 go too far?

"Let me put it this way," Halstead says. "I was upset about it. I mean, it’s just a jazz club. This isn’t Jack Dempsey’s in New York."

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