Hearne: Never Ending Saga of Jardine’s Takes Another Confusing Turn

The following is a rhetorical question and requires no response from inhabitors of the Comments Section…

Like they give a darn about what I think, but here goes.

In what amounts to another confusing turn of events, it appears that American Century has green-lighted its leasing agents to open the bidding for the closed-since-last fall jazz club known as Jardine’s.

Giving the appearance that the dudes who leapt into the media spotlight last fall – Messrs. Robert McCain and Joseph FulgenzI – have failed to do what they reportedly told the Pitch and Fox 4 three months back; that they’d they secured and finalized a deal to buy the fabled Plaza area jazz club.

The latest?

According to Jardine’s suitor Paul Wilson the leasing agent for Jardine’s space got the "first proactive call" from leasing agent Scott Padon late last week, saying, "He just got (the) green light from the attorneys to market the space."

Prior to that Wilson was having a hard time getting any answers from the landlord’s reps, who according to several sources had done its due diligence on McCain and Fulgenzi’s "backers" and were hoping to see the sale of the business and other details with beleaguered Jardine’s owner Beena Raja and founder Greg Halstead.

You may recall that McCain and Fulgenzi made Raja’s $1,200 monthly January payment on Raja’s note to Halstead in order to keep their buying game afoot. However they – along with Raja – missed the February and March payments, appearing to give Halstead the right to foreclose on Raja’s note and to sell off the remaining physical assets of Jardine’s.

However several sources say that as late as last week McCain and Fulgenzi continued to try and work something out with Raja’s attorney.

Raja and McCain could not be reached for this column and Halstead declined to comment.

So what’s next?

"I have no idea," says former Jardine’s co-owner Pat Hanrahan, who has been in ongoing discussions with McCain, Raja and Halstead. Discussions that seemed to indicate that once a deal was struck Hanrahan would help manage and/or operate the new Jardine’s.

"I know Paul Wilson is still interested," Hanrahan says. "And I know other people are still interested."

Including McCain and Fulgenzi?

"From what I hear yes," Hanrahan says. "But I haven’t talked to them (lately)."

Hanrahan’s best guess on the current status of the two dude’s efforts to procure Jardine’s:

"I think American Century got tired of waiting on them. I think everybody got tired of waiting on them. You know, they’d go weeks at a time without anybody being able to reach them. I’ve been trying to get ahold of them since last Monday and they haven’t returned my calls.

"And I know they had a long conversation with Beena’s attorney late last Monday afternoon. And I thought – and what most people thought – was that the attorneys were working out the wording for a final agreement."

And that’s the name of this weary tune…for now.

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New Jack City: HUNGER GAMES Takes Giant Bite Out Of The Boxoffice

There’s an old saying in the movie biz that proved itself again this past weekend…

"There’s nothing wrong with the industry that a good movie won’t cure."

THE HUNGER GAMES did just that. This first of three films in the new franchise has instantly become the third biggest movie debut of ALL TIME!

And biggest of all film outside of the summer movie season.

THE HUNGER GAMES has sold an estimated $155 Million worth of tickets. Approximately $20 Million of that amount came from the film’s Friday morning 12:01 a.m. midnight showings in North America alone.

Worldwide The Hunger Games generated approximately $214 Million in ticket sales this weekend.

How does that stack up against the other two blockbusters?

Number 1 was 2011’s HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS-PART 2 with an opening weekend boxoffice take of $169.2 Million followed in second place by THE DARK KNIGHT which in 2008 made its debut with $158 Million in domestic ticket sales.

And we’ve only just begun. Look for 2012 to be a banner year at the movies!

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Hearne: The Truth & Nothing But The Truth (Wink) About KU, MU & Roy Williams

With a pair of Kansas teams in the Sweet Sixteen and Missouri on the ropes, it’s time to check in with Brett Mosiman, one of KU’s staunchest supporters and local promoter of Crossroads and Wakarusa fame…

First a little handicapping.

The surprising KU women’s basketball team – its ranks depleted by crippling injuries to frontline stars – faces perennial powerhouse Tennessee Saturday.

"They lose by 30 to Tennessee," Mosiman predicts.

And KU’s mens team tonight against North Carolina State?

"The mens team skates into the Elite Eight against North Carolina."

The $64 million question: Do KU tried and true still hate Carolina coach Roy Williams for leaving them for NC?

"No," Mosiman says. "The vast minority maybe, but the average fan is way over it. It wouldn’t hurt any more to lose at the hands of Roy than it would anybody else. I think by beating him in the Final Four in 2008 the fans got over it. And the day after that when we were in the championship game Roy was very cool about it. He showed up in the stands with a KU sticker on. And he took a lot of shit for that with the Carolina fans and I think that was pretty cool of him. And I think that healed it for KU and he’s doing the same thing this week. He’s saying, ‘If we can’t win it, I want KU to win it."

All of that said, won’t there be a little bit of extra joy in Mudville – I mean Lawrence – if KU can beat NC?

"I don’t think so," Mosiman says. "Not for me. I don’t care who it is we beat."

His  take on Missouri’s choking to nobody school Norfolk State… Mosiman get any joy out of that one?

"Oh, yes," he says. "Best day ever for KU fans – that was huge.

"I had MU going to the Final Four and I was shocked because I thought they were for real. But they did have a pretty thin schedule and they were just horribly prepared for the tournament."

As for going forward in the SEC, "If Missouri didn’t go to the Final Four this year, they’re never going," Mosiman says.  "For one thing, they’re never going to be able to recruit in the SEC. I think they’re about to go into a dark period."

Meaning Missouri will have a hard time recruiting from the Big 12 because area kids friends and families won’t be able to go see them play anymore for one thing, Mosiman says.

"They left the Big 12 because there’s only one revenue sport, football," Mosiman says. "But there are 13 to 15 other sports and do you know how much it’s going to cost Missouri to take their golf and tennis and softball and volleyball teams to Florida?" Mosiman asks. "Do you know how much it’s going to cost to do that? It’s never going to pay off overall – it was totally shortsighted of them to leave the Big 12."

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Whinery: The Afghan Massacre versus Harry’s War

Was this tragedy predictible?

The shocking Afghan Massacre that reminds me of a certain war movie you may have seen.

“Charging a Man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indianapolis 500.” Captain Willard, Apocalypse Now.

On March 11, 2012, Army Staff Sgt. Robert Bales, 38, “allegedly” killed 16 Afghan Civilians during his fourth tour of duty to a warzone. And today, Mr. Bales is to be officially charged with 17 counts of murder, 6 counts of attempted murder and 6 counts of aggravated assault.

So why does something like this happen? 

In a report recently issued by the US Army it notes that the average infantryman in World War II experienced a total of 40 days of combat during the ENTIRE war and in Iraq and Afghanistan a soldier is in almost constant combat conditions with very little downtime.

Is it any wonder a guy snaps?

And why are we still in Afghanistan anyway?

We went to war to get Osama Bin Laden and to remove the Taliban from power: Done and done.

Now we’re occupying a Country where its President stirs up Anti- American sentiment at every opportunity and threatens to join the Taliban. Where Afghan troops we have trained have gone rogue and killed hundreds of NATO troops. We can’t even insulate the US Embassy from attacks.  I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that after 10 years and untold billions of dollars- we have lost the war in Afghanistan.

And I believe that the massacre committed by Sgt. Bales is not going to be the last.

And you know what. If I was defending him, I would plead not guilty and take it to trial. This is war and killing is a business and business is good. If anyone is guilty it’s the US Government for asking so much of our troops.

Sgt. Bales is not the problem. He’s the solution. War is hell and if you want to win there are no “rules.” Were there rules when we leveled Tokyo & Dresden in World War II? Not to mention nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

If you don’t have the stomach to kill with impunity- then you shouldn’t go to war!

Where’s Harry Truman when you need him?

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Tales From the Tweet: Timsanity Strikes NY, NFL Strikes Saints & Soria Strikes Out

There are literally 1,313,045 things happening in the world of sports right now that are raping my Twitter feed. So while I usually like to spend my opening paragraph waxing poetic about the modern era of “sports and social media; what they mean to you,” I figure we should treat this like Whitney in the bathtub and dive right in.

First up, Denver, Colorado, best known for their… shit, I don’t know… cheeseburgers? (Seriously—is Denver known for anything other than mountains and John Elway? Help me out here) Anyway, Denver, best known for their stuff, made waves like… Whitney slipping quietly into the bathtub? by signing Jesus H. Manning and then trading Jesus H. Tebow (or did they?! dun-dun-DUN) to the Jets.

Local radio personality/aspiring Mensa member Bob Fescoe watched the press conference and had this to say:

@bobfescoe (610 am)
“Peyton has a huge forehead”
“John Elway looks like the team mascot”

Brilliant, Bob, just… brilliant.

But seriously folks: SO. WHAT. According to multiple sources, the Chiefs were never on Peyton’s radar, he wouldn’t give Pioli the time of day, and blah blah blah.

Here’s the deal: if Peyton is healthy—repeat, IF PEYTON IS HEALTHY—he automatically makes the Broncos a much better team. Duh. But—I repeat: BUT—if he’s NOT healthy but tries to be, and gives the Broncos just enough to keep that contract-a-goin’, it could be a miserable couple of years over in the Rockies.

Peyton Manning is no spring chicken. He’s not even a SUMMER chicken at this point. After 14 years in the league (well, 13 played), two major neck surgeries and a whole stew of cumulative bumps and bruises, he’s a goddamned autumnal chicken, and he’s rapidly approaching Denver’s Winter (Chicken) of Discontent. Oh, and he’s played over half of his professional career IN A DOME. Have fun with your… cheeseburgers, Peyton. 

So with the arrival of Sir Manning of Indy, Denver had no choice but to jettison the crack-lipped face of their franchise, Timothy Richard Tebow.

@JayGlazer (NFL Dude)
“Breaking news: Ny Jets have just traded a 4th round pick for Tim Tebow”

Holy shit! Can you PICTURE this? A rabid, eclectic New York fan base and the guy who probably closes his eyes and says a silent prayer whenever he sees two gay guys holding hands? This is too much! They’re gonna eat him alive in NY! But wait… what?

@ShawnZobel_DHQ (Draftheadquarters.com)
“Breaking: A trade between the Denver Broncos and Jacksonville Jaguars for Tim Tebow is imminent. Fourth and Seventh with JAX picking up $$$”

Oh, whatever. I don’t care. Tebow’s going to end up somewhere, and he’ll probably be really, really average for the next several years, and when my grandkids say, “Pep-pep, tell us about Tim Tebow!” I’ll hit them with the switch I made them cut themselves because I’m suffering from dementia and mistakenly arrived at the impression that they were speaking ill of their dear, late Grand-Mammers.

I don’t care about Tim Tebow anymore, frankly. The sooner he lands and the sooner he begins to rot, the sooner we can all get on with our lives.

(This just in: Tebow’s back to the Jets. I give up on this whole, “internet-trade-rumor” thing.)
 

In other, extremely un-Christlike NFL news, Gregg Williams, Sean Payton and the New Orleans Saints were trying to murder their opponents, and commissioner Roger Goodell was awfully angry about it.

@AdamSchefter (ESPN NFL Insider)
“ Sean Payton suspended one year. Mickey Loomis 8 game and $500,000 fine. Saints fined $500,000 and a second round pick in 2012 and 2012.”

What Schefter failed to note is that Gregg Williams, the former Saints defensive mastermind who orchestrated the whole thing, was severely punished as well. The Excelsior Springs native– only recently hired as the defensive coordinator for the St. Louis Rams— was suspended indefinitely. Goodell stated that his punishment would be reviewed at the conclusion of the upcoming season.

I said it before and I’ll say it again: this is all terribly stupid.

Bounty programs started back when Dutch Clark was wearing one of those weird, leather aviator helmets and chucking the pigskin for the Portsmouth Spartans. It’s not new, it’s not shocking and frankly, the whole thing comes across as hypocritical from a league that pushes PLAYER SAFETY! above all else, but would love nothing more than to subject participants to an additional two games each season. You know who else agrees with me? JOE HORN, BITCHES:

@LeeZurick (News anchor, WVUE-TV, New Orleans)
“Former Saint Joe Horn says EVERY NFL team has a program like the Saints bounty program. Says in KC and ATL players were paid for cart offs.”

Former Saint AND former Chief, telling it like it is.

What did noted gun and drug enthusiast Bill Maas have to say?

@BillMaas (Former Kansas City Chief, scoundrel)
“What I am shocked about is that people are acting as though this isn’t common place. PC NFL nice.”

And current KC wide receiver “Stevie Phantom”?

@SBreaston15
“Defensive players are always going to go hard,there is thousands, even millions of dollars n incentives for sack numbers, that not a bounty?”

Perhaps the best, and most honest take came from former KC defensive great Neil Smith.

@theprogramkc (Soren Petro, 810 am)
“Neil Smith says the bounty thing didnt just start. It happened before he was in the league. On the air now.”

“Neil Smith also calls the one year suspension to Sean Payton "ludicrous"”

“Neil Smith says he doesnt believe bounties will stop. Figures players will just do it on their own.”

1) This series of Tweets reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel doing Karl Malone—“Karl Malone say, no runnin’ by pool with scissor.

2) I was right, and the NFL (and “Rog”) can suck it. Hard.
 

Meanwhile, in news that wasn’t football related, but was injury-tinged and terribly discouraging for fans of Kansas City Royals’ baseball, ALL OF THE ROYALS ARE DYING. That’s right, before the first real pitch has been made, before the first bag of errantly thrown peanuts has had a chance to whack you in the side of the head, tendons and ligaments have exploded like the world’s worst fireworks display.

After young-stud/recent-long-term-signee catcher Salvador Perez tore his meniscus, it was announced that he needed surgery and would be out 12-14 months. BRILLIANT SIGNING, DAYTON. Okay, that’s not fair, I’m just a little worked up. This really, really sucks, though. “Salvy,” as he is affectionately known (and can we cut that “y” shit out, already? I know it’s old-school, classic baseball, but so is Ty Cobb stabbing a dude and keeping black people in another league. Enough already), is the catcher of the future and figures to be a key component of any potential “Royals Rise to Prominence.” While this isn’t the end of the world—unless it signals the start of long-term health issues—it would have been nice to see what he could do over a full season. Now, even when he returns he’ll be limited in action for the remainder of ’12. Knowing that something monumental HAD to be done, Moore went out and signed a few dudes.

@goldbergkc (Joel Godberg, Host “Royals Live” FSN)
“Royals acquire C Humberto Quintero & OF Jason Bourgeois from Astros for minor league LHP Kevin Chapman & player to be named.”

Quintero is a veteran with a good glove and a sorrowful bat. Bourgeois is Mitch Maier, but a smidge older. Hardcore baseball geeks were a bit miffed by this, because the departing Royal, Kevin Chapman, is a lefty who throws in the almost-mid nineties. And while those guys don’t come around all that often, it’s quite possible that Chapman would have never turned into more than a setup guy. But still…

Bulldoggy Dog Fescoe– who, according to his bleached tips is still stuck in 1999—thinks that 1999’s AL MVP should have been given a look:

@bobfescoe
“#royals should have signed pudge instead of making trade”

Eh, tomato/tomotto. It doesn’t really matter. Rodriguez is weak and old, Quintero is just weak. Either would do an adequate job as a stop-gap placeholder until Perez returns, and the Royals can then flip fill-in-the-blank for someone in A-ball and some KFC coupons. I’m not mad about this.
 

Oh, but that’s not the ONLY Royals injury news, and it’s probably not the biggest. It appears that Joakim Soria maybe, just MAYBE, threw his last pitch for KC.

@Royals_Report (Bob Dutton, KC Star)
“News on #Royals closer Joakim Soria couldn’t be much worse. Another Tommy John surgery is possible.”

The good news is, it’s not official. Yet. The bad? The track record of players successfully returning from a second Tommy John surgery is poor (most statistics point to a 20% success rate). Good thing we’ve got a recently inked former closer who can step right in and fill the role, yes?

@jaysonst (Jayson Stark, ESPN baseball insider)
“One scout in Ariz doesn’t see Broxton as effective Soria replacement: "Not close to what he was..more of a middle-relief guy for me" #royals.”

Oops. Greg Holland it is, then!

Look, if this does indeed spell the end of Soria, that’s too bad. At one time, he was one of the more elite closers in the game. His fluid windup, bevy of pitches and adult braces made him an imposing figure for opposing teams to see late in a game. Anyone who watches the team with any sort of regularity, however, knows that he hasn’t been himself in some time. Perhaps his wild bouts of ineffectiveness through most of 2011 should have been an omen; perhaps the Royals should have moved him when he was at the pinnacle of his value. Regardless, I wish him well. May he follow in his father’s footsteps and finally realize his dream of being a dentist. Seriously. He wanted to be a dentist growing up. Godspeed, Joakim.
 

Finally in MORE baseball-related injury news, the Detroit Tigers’ Miguel Cabrera took a wicked one-hopper off of the eye socket while trying to learn third base all over again. The video is gruesome. I recommend watching it, though I’d discourage you from eating a giant plate of spaghetti while doing so.

@Buster_ESPN (Buster Olney)
“Miguel Cabrera has a small fracture under his right eye, but they have told him he’ll be out only a couple of weeks. He had eight stitches.”

Miguel Cabrera is a douche. This was Karma. I’m glad his injury wasn’t permanently crippling or debilitating, but I’m not sad about it.
 

In other Marlins-turned-Tigers (and then turned a bunch of other things) news:

@jcrasnick (Jerry Crasnick ESPN baseball writer)
“Dontrelle Willis is signing a minor league deal with the #Orioles, says a baseball source”

This is just… sad. After signing a 1-year/1-million dollar deal with the Phillies in December of last year, he was released in March. Since being released by the Tigers in 2010, D-Train has spent time with the Arizona Diamondbacks, the Fresno Grizzlies, the Cincinnati Reds, the Philadelphia Phillies, and now the Orioles. At one point in time, Willis was one of my favorite pitchers. He was a hot, tornadic mess of gigantic teeth and corkscrew limbs, all topped off with a flat-billed hat. I thought so highly of him that I started a Myspace group in his honor (remember Myspace? Remember “groups” on Myspace? Whoa.) But time waits for no quirky pitcher, and as surely as the sun rises, we also know that it sets. Move along, Dontrelle, for the sake of your legacy.
 

In other retirement news, a hard-nosed great called it a day in the NFL:

@Jon_Baldwin (Chiefs Wide Receiver)
“S/o to Hines Ward who retired today Class Act stand up guy! Must respect for him and all he has accomplished in his career.”

I completely agree with Jon Baldwin. Unless you were an opposing team’s defenseless defensive back who just got the shit blocked out of you, Ward was fun to watch.
 

And the Chiefs welcomed fresh faces:

@Leabonics (Todd Leabo, 810 am)
“Brady Quinn says the #chiefs told him Cassel is the starter, but he will have a chance to compete”

Sam from Quantum Leap: Oh, boy.

@JACKHARRYKSHB
“Eric Winston says Chiefs weren’t even on his radar. Says he fell in love with the city because of fans. I’m sure the $22 millon helped!”

No, Jack… it was your sexy, sexy flattop.
 

Yeah, so what about the Chiefs’ best offseason acquisition, former collegiate All American/Houston Texans’ tackle Eric Winston? What say you, Eric?

@ericwinston
“Hello Kansas City! Anyone know where some good neighborhoods to live in?”

@karenkornacki (KMBC Sports Monster)
“@ericwinston welcome. we are so happy to have you in k-c. lots of great places to live.”

Eric: DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING KAREN KORNACKI SAYS. HER CLOWN-PAINT WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.

 j/k. lol.
 

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Glazer: NFL Makes New Orleans Bounty Program Scapegoat

Seems like only yesterday New Orleans head coach Sean Payton was an American Hero...

Quarterback Drew Brees, and Payton’s Saints had just won the Super Bowl upsetting Peyton Manning and the Colts. More importantly the nearly destroyed city of New Orleans got a much needed shot of hope and pride. Even the President saluted their incredible efforts.

It was the feel good story of the year, but what a difference a year makes.

Today Payton has been destroyed.

He didn’t stop the BOUNTY PATROLS – players who pool money before games to promote INJURING a player on the other team. Money paid to lay out guys and cart them off on stretchers. Yes, the head coach knew about it and didn’t stop it and it went on for years. Other teams participated, but thus far only the Saints have been hit and hit HARD.

Now Payton is OUT FOR THE YEAR with fines up to $7 million just for him.

Saints defensive coach Greg Williams is out maybe forever and asst. coach Joe Vitt is out for six games and has been fined. Meanwhile the Saints owner pays just $500,000 and the Saints lose two years worth of No. 2 draft picks.

In other words, it’s a mess.

According the the Associated Press Brees said, " I’m speechless, the man is like a father to me."

Former NFL star Warren Sapp – now an analyst for NFL Network – says the snitch was Jeromy Shockey, the former Saints tight end. Shockey denies it and is a free agent. Even the Saints G.M.  Mickey Loomis got an eight game suspension. Damn.

This is the biggest NFL scandal of all time, so it seems.

Or is it?

In December the Feds busted a huge drug ring in Chicago led by an NFL player. Remember that one? But not one word on that one since. So how do we read this one?

Apparently all NFL teams did this, or so we hear from Jim Rome and his guests. New Orleans was just the example team. Pretty harsh. But so are mean spirited hits in a tough game to begin with.

I see it this way, players can use dope, roids, not finish college or have any real education and that’s okay. And for the most part the NFL doesn’t check much for weed or roid usage because they know almost every player uses them.

Remember, in baseball roids’ are cheating, in the NFL they’re just strong vitamins.

You can do all those things, but…DON’T MESS WITH OUR QUARTERBACKS. WE NEED THEM HEALTHY…THEY COST TOO MUCH MONEY….THAT’S NOT OK.

According to sources it was Brett Favre who was targeted in the 2009 NFC title game for 10 grand by linebacker Jonathan Vilma. He’ll soon also be dealt with. As you recall Favre was badly hurt in that contest.

I think its unfair to single out one team and one coaching staff when most teams did the same thing.

I know life ain’t fair. You know that too. And I do feel badly for Sean Payton, as long as he didn’t participate in the bounty hunting.

P.S.: Drew Brees we have a job waiting for you in Kansas City – PLEASE COME – five years $125 million dollar deal….WE NEED YOU DREW…

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Jack Goes Confidential: Tense ‘HUNGER GAMES’ a Post-Apocalyptic Love Story

Let me say it right upfront..

When millions of fans invade movie theaters this weekend to experience THE HUNGER GAMES, they won’t be disappointed! The screen adaptation takes the storyline beyond just Katniss Everdeen‘s viewpoint by putting digital warfare emphasis in the game’s master control room.

And that’s a good thing.

For those not yet in the loop, THE HUNGER GAMES is the first of three Orwellian event movies set in a not-too-distant, totalitarian future of the United States which is divided into 12 civilian sectors.

The government maintains tight control and intimidation by staging the annual Hunger Games—nationally televised gladiator like spectacles pitting two so called Tributes from each district (a boy and a girl) in a winner takes down all bloodbath until just one of the 24 chosen participants remains.

"Happy Hunger Games and may the odds be in your favor!"

The books by Suzanne Collins to date have sold in excess of 26 million copies and by all rights the movie version should’ve been rated R. But the studio wisely kept the bloody impact sequences to quick impulses and glimpses thus earning the all important PG-13 rating necessary for admitting a huge chunk of the film’s target audience.

But unlike the TWILIGHT franchise, HUNGER GAMES features not only superior production values and the performances by its lead players far exceeds the other movie’s acting chops.

WINTER BONE’s Jennifer Lawrence is terrific as Katniss. And Josh Hutchersonm playing her District 12 tribute competitor, is also right on the mark. Liam Hemsworth in the role of Gale just OK.

But what really makes this production flourish is its supporting cast.

There’s Woody Harrelson‘s top notch performance as tipsy Haymitch. Elizabeth Banks almost unrecognizeable as Katniss’ escort Effie. Donald Sutherland as sinister President Snow and Lenny Kravitz as Cinna.
But it’s Stanley Tucci, super wig and all, as cheesy reality TV game host Caesar Flickerman who almost steals the picture.

Ryan Seacrest, anyone?

As for the film’s age appropriateness, I’ll let the M.P.A.A. rating speak for itself.

Then again it really depends on the muturity of the child. If they’ve read the book and know what to expect, that’s one thing. Otherwise I would limit the admittance to this movie to ages 11 and older.

For the 2 hours and 20 minute long, futuristic, Joan of Arc- like HUNGER GAMES, I’m raising 3-1/2 out of 5 intense fingers.

JACK GOES TO THE MOVIES Friday mornings at 6:40 a.m. on NewsRadio KMBZ Fm & Am and anytime on Time-Warner Cable’s K.C. ON DEMAND, Channel 411.

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Starbeams: Hunger Games, Cricket, Manning & John Carter

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF KANSAS CITY: "The Hunger Games" is NOT a movie about burnt ends.

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Chiefs G.M. Scott Pioli has confirmed why Peyton Manning refused to talk with the team – he refused to pay Arrowhead‘s outrageous parking prices.

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Disney’s John Carter has lost so much money, when it comes out on Blu Ray they’re going to change its name to Power and Light District.

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Sandstone is now Cricket Wireless Ampitheater. That name narrowly beat out Fun Place to Watch Drunk People Walk Up Steep Hills Ampitheater.

 

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

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Donnelly: The Million Dollar Quartet @ Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts

Most people are familiar with the iconic photo of Elvis, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis…

The one taken the night of December 4, 1956 at a jam session at Sun Studios in Memphis.  Part of what makes the photo so powerful is the youth of the musicians all but one of whom (Lewis) are deceased.

It was a simpler time, before the sequined jumpsuits, the scandals and the drug abuse.

Obviously, all of them went on  to become legends.

And that night is what The Million Dollar Quartet is all about. It unfolds now through Sunday at the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts.  I caught the show Wednesday night before a packed house.   

The musical opens with Sun Records main man Sam Phillips trying to decide whether to accept a lucrative deal to follow Elvis to New York City and RCA Records or stick with his pride and joy, a little upstart record company that introduced future stars to the world.

Early on, we’re introduced to Perkins (Lee Ferris) and Lewis (KC native Austin Cook) in the midst of a recording session at the studio. Cook’s version of the Louisiana ivory tickler was about as off the wall and backwoods as could be. Complete with a thick accent and constant aww-shucks-I’m-a-fool one liners meant to paint him as an unknowing court jester.  At times, the dialogue gets a little hoaky but Cook made up for it with his superb playing that included the classic Jerry Lee thrashing, stomping, and climbing all over his upright piano.

In contrast, Ferris’ Perkins was understated, even if his exaggerated southern drawl got in the way a few times.  However he was more than capable on the electric guitar, dishing out chunky blues riffs and backwater swamp honky-tonk accompanied by the strongest vocals of any of the performers.  Ferris stole the show, in my opinion.

And of course, there’s Elvis played by Cody Slaughter, who resembled the King quite closely. 

His smooth and sultry baritone was solid, but his swiveling and sliding was so over the top, I thought he’d dislocate something. That said, Slaughter did pull off some impressive moves, especially toward the end of the show when he did a running knee slide across the stage.    

The Johnny Cash character (Derek Keeling) was the most understated of all, with a ridiculously low bass voice that would even intimidate the Man in Black himself.  His singing was solid except for one spot in I Walk The Line where his voice crackled a bit as he pushed it to subterranean depths.

This show is all about the songs and the musical numbers were by far the strongest part of the show. 

Especially considering that all the music was performed live, onstage by the performers. 

No recorded backing tracks or orchestra pit help here. 

The numbers perfromed include Blue Suede Shoes, Fever, That’s All Right, Sixteen Tons, Great Balls of Fire, Walk the Line, Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On, Who Do You Love?, Matchbox, Folsom Prison Blues, Hound Dog and more.

At the end of the night W.S. “Fluke” Holland, a REAL musical legend, emerged from backstage.  He was the drummer that night in Memphis, and the only drummer Johnny Cash ever used. 

Holland sat in on the drums for a song and told a couple stories about what it was like hanging with the Million Dollar boys, recalling the heady early days of rock’n’roll.  Yet it wasn’t as dramatic at the time, he said.

“I wish they would’ve sounded as good as these boys on stage tonight," Fluke told the audience.  " I wasn’t hanging out with legends at that time, they were just boys who were trying to become stars.”

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Hearne: Beleaguered Head of Star Parent Company McClatchy Hits The Road

Go figure…

In a curiouser and curiouser unfolding of events, the head of the Kansas City Star‘s parent company McClatchy is stepping down to take the top spot at The Associated Press.

Which comes as a bit of a head scratcher.

Because prestigious as heading up "one of the largest and most trusted sources of independent newsgathering" as the AP describes itself may be, it’s hard to imagine Gary Pruitt taking down the kind of coin he has at McClatchy at a not-for-profit.

For example Forbes pegged Pruitt’s "total compensation" for 2009 at $3,753,229.00.

Now add to that the value of Pruitt’s 2009 "unexercised options, currently exercisable at $6,788,500.00" and it’s clear that the one time McClatchy Golden Boy has been in the chips big time, despite spearheading the most disastrous financial move in his company’s 155 year history.

That being, of course, the purchase of then Star parent Knight Ridder in 2006.

Pruitt bet McClatchy’s farm on Knight Ridder and the Star at exactly the wrong time, paying $40 a share before riding the stock down last year to just over a buck. McClatchy’s stock has since rebounded to around $3 a share, but bear in mind it was trading as high as $63 in 2005.

Last October I sorted through how bad things were at McClatchy under Pruitt in a story headlined, "How Long Can Star Czar Keep Job With News Company in Six Year Freefall?"

Speaking of the Associated Press, on March 12 it reported that, "McClatchy Co. says advertising revenue declined nearly 6 percent from a year ago, an improvement from a drop of about 10 percent during the first nine months of the year. However, ad revenue in January was down about 8 percent from the same month in 2011."

Which undoubtedly explains the unexpected recent round of layoffs, furloughs and cutbacks at the Star.

If Pruitt wasn’t on thin ice at McClatchy, it’s hard to imagine who was. And if he wasn’t feeling the heat from management, it wouldn’t be surprising if he’d pretty much had about as much fun sorting out the nightmare he created as he could stand and was looking for an out.

As for McClatchy, it appears the company’s had enough of golden boys and has fingered a bean counter to take Pruitt’s job. Patrick Talamantes, McClatchy’s vice president of finance and CFO will succeed Pruit in July.

Which brings us back to the curious side, given Talamantes pedigree was in broadcasting.

In other words, he was a radio dude in St. Louis.

One last thing; in the AP’s release describing Pruitt’s qualifications they cite his "acute business sense."

Right…

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Starbeams: Sticky Whitey Tighties, George Clooney & Exercise Orgasm

I saw a group of Latinos get into an argument with a group of Irish celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day in Westport.  I wanted to get involved, but I never act until I consult with George Clooney.

*******

The Broncos may have cut and run on TIM TEBOW, but the Jockey underwear people are sticking with him. The company says, quote, "Jockey brought Tim Tebow on as a spokesperson before he took his first professional snap and even before he finalized his contract with an NFL team." 

That’s the reason I don’t wear jockey anymore….they kept sticking with me.

*******

A new study has found that as many as 5 percent of women have experienced orgasm while they were exercising.  And they weren’t even fantasizing…it’s purely physical.  The researchers aren’t exactly sure how or why it happens, but they did find that it’s most likely to happen during ab exercises.  My wife assured me, she never fakes it when she’s exercising with me.

Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM

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Glazer: Scribe Unleashes His Chompers, Drops the Hammer on Plaza Nightlife

The Plaza decided this past year to add some hot new restaurants to the mix…

The hope; to bring in new energy to what had become a way slowed down night life. The powers that be didn’t want any more down and dirty dance clubs like Blonde. Fear of blacks raiding the nearly all white Plaza at night was the obvious reason for that.

In fact one of the restaurants to get the boot, reVerse, was doing quite well.

It was replaced with yet a fourth new concept, Coal Vines. And while the "pizza and wine bar" has done pretty well – even with no bar biz and no early or late night biz, it’s not an energy builder for the ghost town the Plaza has become at night.

In fact on Sunday-Thursday you see almost nobody out walking around the Plaza after 9 PM.

And it’s not much better on Friday and Saturday. Why? There’s really nothing to do.

Yes, there are a couple – and just a couple – fairly decent crowds until 11 PM at the sports and one or two of the restaurant bars – but not much. I live near the Plaza on the Kansas side and go there often. I’m a huge fan of the Plaza.

I lived at the Sulgrave/Regency for nine years upon my return from LA in the early 90’s. In the 90’s the Plaza was a far cry from its glory days of the 70’s/80’s when it ruled the upscale night spots and clubs here. Back then, there was no hip-hop, no rap and far less trouble with the urban crowds. With the exception of Dirty Sally’s there were few race problems.

And the Plaza had triple the night crowds of today.

Now here’s the bad news, the Plaza’s three new restaurant/bar spots are all in deep trouble from what I can see.

Zocalo, the one that started out hot is now pretty quiet. I love its bar but the food is just OK. On my last three trips there the crowd was all dudes. Even on my birthday last Sunday Zocalo had last call at 10 PM because nobody was there. And this was just after the KU basketball win.

The guy behind the bar said it had been very slow lately – even St. Pats was not a biggie as Hearne reported.

They need some promo, live music, drink specials at night and a floor person with some heat to welcome people and make the place come to life. Zocalo has a lot to sell, including a nice looking bar and restaurant. It just isbn’t selling it.

And the menu does not have to be a high grade Mexican trip. Maybe a new, easier food concept would work better. Unfortunately, the word’s out on the food at Zocalo and it’s just not very popular there. It was a lot better when it first opened but that time has passed.

I also ate at Gram and Dun on birthday weekend.

Again, a beautiful bar and restaurant. Even the outdoor patio is a treat – remember Parkway 600 and Baja 600?

Gram and Dun’s problem again is THE FOOD.

I’ve been told by many others that it’s just fair. We had seafood stew and chopped chicken salad. How do you mess up a salad? Everything was just boring. It’s kinda reminds me of Sam Wilson’s in 1985!

It’s about a 40 to 50 buck a person check. It too was slow on the weeknight I was there.

I’ve not eaten at Seasons 52, but I’m hearing the same thing, average food, not very busy – well done restaurant as far as the decor ONLY.

Plaza’ winners:

The Capital Grille which is maybe the No. 1 nice restaurant in KC. I was there last Monday and had a wait for a table on a Monday night! With a $60-$80 check average in this economy that’s damn amazing.

Houston’s is still rock solid, even though we often forget how hot it was years ago. It’s not getting the crowds of the 90’s but it’s still going strong.

And the Cheesecake Factory of course is down from the record $14 million a year when it first opened, but still breaks $8 million a year.

And PF Chang’s still packs them in on weekends.

Stanford’s tried to put a comedy club on the Plaza twice.

The Plaza needs something like that. An energy builder for after dinner when there’s little to do.

We had landed the former 210 spot next to what became George Brett’s, but Carl Peterson (the real owner) nixed it back in 2003 due to management’s fear of young urban crowds coming to the club. Maybe they should have checked out The Legends where we are a strong, non urban theater. Legends enjoys the fact we offer the restaurants near us an extra 1,000 dinners a weekend and several hundred on weekdays. Nice.

Here’s the deal, younger crowds are needed on the Plaza.

The right crowd controlled by the right night spots. Westport finally figured that out and has doubled its attendance on weekends.

I love the Plaza, but it needs to get younger and add some fun.

It’s not a crime to have one or two nightclubs, that adds more customers to the mix. Just make sure they’re upscale clubs for the techno crowds of today.

I hope all three of these new restaurants that are off their game will fix things. It can be done.

They undoubtedly have big investments. And to be honest, Baja 600 was busier than the new Gram and Dun. when it got dumped. Zoclalo can bounce out of this funk with some changes in its format. Coal Vines is fine but needs to get a full booze card and add liquor.

The Plaza is still our best shopping and entertainment district…or it can be with a few fixes.

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Hearne: KU Women Giant Kill Their Way into NCAA Sweet Sixteen

Don’t look now but KU‘s basketball team is headed to the Sweet Sixteen

And no, I’m not talking about the lucky devils on the KU mens team that squeaked past Purdue the other day.

Nope.

I’m referring to the AMAZING KU womens basketball squad who have been playing the best basketball in the state of Kansas the past two weeks since entering the NCAA Tourney.

That’s right, bring on the hyperbole because these ladies deserve it.

Check out what former Star sports scribe Mechelle Voepel wrote about the Lady Jayhawks for ESPN:

"Coaches always say that every bit of adversity for a team brings an opportunity for under-the-radar players to emerge That’s the optimist’s way of looking at a pessimistic situation. But a lot of the time it’s just wishful thinking," Voepel begins.

"Teams usually don’t have one potentially rising star (Keena Mays) transfer and another established star (Carolyn Davis) get hurt during a season, yet still come back to earn an at-large bid in the NCAA tournament. And even if they do, they don’t make the Sweet 16. But Kansas did."

Kansas did indeed.

And here’s the headline to prove it from last night in the Lawrence Journal World:

"KU women advance to Sweet 16 with upset over third-seeded Delaware."

In other words, after losing its two brightest stars – instead of choking to a nobody like Missouri’s mens team or barely beating a lower seeded team like KU did Purdue – the 11th seeded KU women have been engaged in a game of Giant Killer.

And speaking of giants…

They did it on the coatails of KU’s 5-foot-4 captain, junior point guard Angel Goodrich.

Which reminds me, James Brown sang, It’s a man’s, man’s, man’s, man’s world, "but it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl."

So get over yourselves, dudes; don’t sell these women short.

Check out the game story on the Journal World here and be sure to watch when KU plays all-powerful Tennessee Saturday morning at 11 on ESPN.

May the force be with them.

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Sounds Good: Yonder Mountain@Liberty Hall, Andrew Bird@Uptown, Kinetiks@Jackpot

Thursday, March 29nd

Yonder Mountain String Band at Liberty Hall in Lawrence

It’s hard to believe these fresh-faced jamgrass revivalists have been around for almost 15 years now.  Starting out as just a couple dudes in the mountains west of Boulder, playing open mics and bonfires, and eventually self-releasing their first record, it’s not a stretch to say that both their initial and sustained success was unlikely.

But here they are in 2012, headlining their own festivals, and still selling out shows.  They’re in St. Louis at the Pageant for two nights right before Lawrence, and two-day passes are sold out.

So what can you expect out of YMSB on their Spring tour?

"You better come with shoes tied tight because it’s going to happen and it’s going to happen for a long, long time,” mandolin player Jeff Austin recently told Pollstar’s Jay Smith. “We don’t do a 75-minute set, thank everybody and come out for an encore or two. That’s our first set, about an hour and a half. Expect the unexpected and get ready to have a big fuckin’ party.”

Friday, March 23rd

Andrew Bird at the Uptown Theater in KC

This guy has been doing music basically his entire life, growing up as a multi-instrumentalist who focused mainly on the violin.  You may have recently caught him performing live on the Colbert Report, singing Eyeoneye off his recently released album Break It Yourself.

And, oh yeah, he’s probably the baddest-ass whistler you will ever see.  Seriously.  Here’s what Mr. Bird recently said about his new album:

"This is the first time I’ve trusted a group of musicians to just play what they hear and use our collective instincts. The session that yielded this record was to be no more than a week-long rehearsal. I wanted to show my band these new songs and give us all time and space to feel them out," Bird said.  "This is not the carefully crafted, one-layer-at- a-time puzzle that recording/producing often turns into. This is just musi- cians playing together in a room."

Saturday, March 24th

The Kinetiks at the Jackpot in Lawrence

This is the last ever show for Lawrence indie-dance-rock band the Kinetiks, so you know they’re going to pull out all the stops.  Comprised of 2 guys and 2 girls, they’ve been known for their high-energy sets that sometimes result in people sweating and shedding clothing. 

I’m going to go and try and get them to break their instruments.  What better time to smash a bunch of expensive stuff on stage than your band’s last show ever, right?  

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Glazer: Woe Be to the Chiefs – Manning to Vault Denver to Atop AFC West

Peyton Manning will be a Bronco…

Meaning that Denver will join Houston and New England as favorites to go to next year’s Super Bowl from the AFC. The Kansas City Chiefs – who had already been picked by many, even at ESPN to win the west – have now been demoted to wild card hopefuls.

What a difference one player can make when his name is MANNING.

The Chiefs have made some nice off season moves including picking up offensive tackle Eric Winston, a very good lineman. And we had no real solid tight end, so the Chiefs bought Kevin Boss, another very good player. The Chiefs also may have caught a break in signing back up quarterback Brady Quinn as well as the more than dependable running back Peyton Hillis from Cleveland. Hillis and Quinn had worked with Chiefs coach Romeo Crennel in the past and he was a fan of both.

So yeah, the Chiefs got some needed help.

With a wounded running back and a tight end who’s never healthy, these were great moves.

Seven years ago Chiefs general manager Carl Peterson even considered moving up in the draft to get Quinn because Brady was expected to be a franchise quarterback. Thus far he’s fallen way short, but he still has talent and surely is a better back up to Cassel.

The bad news is that if Manning stays healthy it’s likely an already good Denver team will win 12 or more games and the AFC West division.

The Chiefs could still – with a good defense and an improved offense be a 10 game winner – maybe 11. But Vegas has them at 9 and that sounds more likely.

Much heralded Denver QB Tim Tebow will be traded more than likely. John Elway never liked the guy or so it seems. Jacksonville makes sense to me for Tim.

Besides Jockey has his back…and front.

The sponsor said they would keep Tebow on as spokesman on all their ads. "We had him before he signed an NFL contract, so we will stick with him no matter what," the company says. 

At least for now anyways.

You have to wonder why Manning wouldn’t even talk to Clark Hunt and the Chiefs.

That can’t be a good sign – no respect for this team’s owner and general manager.

Manning said he picked Denver over 49er’s because he trusted their owner and he liked John Elway.

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Hearne: Urban Youth Mount Unwelcome Return to Plaza on St. Patrick’s Day

They’re back and they’re black…

Much has been said of how bustling Westport was on St. Patrick’s Day. To which I can add, ditto for  Waldo. The Well, Quinton’s and Kennedy’s were on fire.

Which brings us to KC’s other prominent people magnet, the Plaza.

After spending several hours there Saturday afternoon and evening, I can report that comparably, outside of O’Dowd’s and maybe the sports bars the Plaza was a St. Patrick’s Day bust.

Don’t get me wrong.

There were plenty of locals out and about, shopping, dining, enjoying the weather and beautiful day. They just weren’t – for the most part – adorned in tacky green getups and stumbling around drunk.

Which by Plaza standards is a good thing.

However the day also marked the notable return of a crowd the Plaza’s been loath to welcome.

That being the huddled masses of African-American youth the white bread entertainment and shopping district has so disdained the past 10 years. The Plaza has made it abundantly clear that it’s a demographic it would just as soon do without.

In 2002, for example, I reported in the Star, the Plaza installed four large floodlights atop Seville glaring down on the hundreds of black youths that had begun to hang on the sidewalks outside Cinemark on Saturday nights. It was a painfully obvious attempt to discourage the kid’s presence.

Which was further hammered home by the positioning of a formidable force of security and police.

More recently there was the Plaza youth wilding two years back followed by last summer’s shooting spree that caused new KC mayor Sly James to eat dirt to dodge whizzing bullets.

A kiddie curfew was quickly implemented, calm restored and the summer drew to a close.

Until Saturday when the kids were back and not surprisingly Plaza Security was all over them.

However the kiddie groupings I observed were largely well behaved. Plaza Security hovered close by, moving in frequently to break up groups and order them to move along.

As in year’s past the main gathering point Saturday was the Seville block that houses Cinemark, Urban Outfitters and Brio. Continuously being routed, the kids fanned out aimlessly to nearby blocks and to the north and east towards H&M and Barnes & Noble.

It was basically a cat and mouse game.

The $64 million question being, was this a preview of things to come this summer?

Here’s the deal…

Like their white suburban brethren, urban kids enjoy hanging in upscale shopping and entertainment areas where the vibe is upbeat and the streets and sidewalks are safe. They want to see and be seen just like the flocks of teens that roam Oak Park Mall and Zona Rosa.

Yet even though the majority of the urban teen interlopers were nicely dressed and largely well-behaved, Plaza Security did its best to make it clear to the kids they were unwelcome.

Since the security dudes couldn’t bust the kids for rowdiness or curfew violations, they hassled them instead for hanging to long in one place. Or for leaning – heaven forbid – against a rail or building.

Funny, nobody rousted any of the white dudes I saw leaning against buildings.

Frankly, it was kind of sad to watch.

I spoke with a couple kids right after a Plaza Security dude rousted them and they simply shrugged and let it go. They knew how the game was played.

The difference between the Plaza kids and kids in the burbs?

Where my 15 year-old daughters and their friends seldom leave home without ten or twenty bucks – sometimes more – these kids don’t appear to be long on green. So odds are they’re far less likely to duck into Urban and drop $30 or $50.  Or Noodles & Company even.

So not only do the kids present an awkward and uncomfortable presence for white bread Plaza habitues, there’s little to be harvested moneywise by merchants. Merchants who fear the kids presence may scare off paying customers or erupt in violence as they have on the rare but sensationally reported occasions.

And that’s the way this year’s St. Patrick’s went down on the Plaza as I saw it.

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Glazer: Bill Self Sets Stage for Revenge Battle Against North Carolina & Benedict Roy

KU’s two All-Americans – Thomas Robinson is and Tyshawn Taylor – were big time off their games yesterday…

And Kansas looked like a sure loser against Purdue the entire game until the very end, when a point guard named Elijah led Kansas to the promised land.

Elijah Johnson – who is likely to be the star of next year’s team – saved the day.

Robinson and Taylor could just not score, hitting only six shots from the field.

So how did Kansas beat a good Purdue team? Bill Self.

In what was maybe Self’s best coaching job since the national title game in 2008, he was making more moves to stop Purdue and get Kansas scoring than Republicans trying to find someone to challenge Obama.

Early on Self could see Robinson was unable to get the ball to go down and Taylor was headed for foul trouble, so he put the bench guys in EARLY. 

Names like Naadir Tharpe (who hit a three), Justin Wesley, Kevin Young and the more-often-used senior guard Conner Teahan

But the night belonged to Elijah – he led Kansas with 18 big points.

Kansas trailed until the last minute when Elijah put KU up by one, 61-60. Then Kansas got a rare offensive rebound for the night, scored and it was bye, bye Purdue. 

The Boilermakers, Robbie Hummel had been unstoppable in the first half with 22 points until Self’s genius moves slowed him down in the second half and gave KU a chance to come back. Hummel only had four second half points.

Kansas fell way behind early and looked like the CHOKE Missouri team of a few days earlier.

Most of the game KU was behind by 5-10 points until they closed with good D and timely shots in the last two minutes.

By the way Norfolk State – the team that beat MU and looked so great two days ago – was crushed and NEVER in the game against 7th-seeded Florida and lost  84-50. Florida did whatever it wanted to and could have even beaten Norfolk worse had it desired.

Making it look kinda like Missouri got beaten by Shawnee Mission East.

Damn.

The tough Purdue win may give KU some confidence.

And North Carolina coach Roy Williams lost his No 1 guy Kendall Marshall to a wrist injury. Marshall may not play another game. So if KU beats North Carolina State Friday, its Roy’s boys and North Carolina against KU maybe on Sunday for the trip to the Final Four.

How sweet would that be? A chance for KU to extract a pound of revenge flesh from Benedict Roy.

Come on Thomas Robinson, dump the Mike Sweeney imitation and get rolling son!

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Donnelly: Sporting Pummels Reduced New England Revs in Home Opener

 

St. Patty’s Day at LIVESTRONG Sporting Park offered the 20,000 plus in attendance more than just a green beer hangover and an Irish jig performed by two of the biggest, blackest leprechauns you’ve ever seen.

The place was juiced as the opening whistle blew, the heavy bass blasting on the sound system, nearly drowning out the chants from the sold-out Cauldron.

Head coach Peter Vermes even wore a suit, so you know it was a special night.

But despite the raucous crowd and the spiffy duds, Sporting seemed to come out a bit tentative.  In the 5th minute KC carelessly gave the ball away in the back, which New England scooped up and blasted in a shot off that missed just wide. 

New Sporting captain Jimmy Nielsen was irate as he screamed at his boys to get their heads into the game… 

It must’ve worked.

Because after that KC simply dominated the visitors, outshooting them 27-11 when all was said and done.  Just a few moments after Nielsen exploded on his un-focused team, Sporting broke to the other end of the pitch.  New England keeper Matt Reis was forced to come out of his box after CJ Sapong outran a defender and sped to a 50/50 ball.  Both players got there simultaneously, colliding in a heap as the ball bounced to waiting KC midfielder Roger Espinoza who fired a long floater that hit the post as Reis scrambled back.

After that, KC never let up, playing about as well as I can remember.  Granted, New England is one of the worst teams in the league.

But first things first: CJ Sapong is a MAN.  He ran at the defense all night, giving New England fits with his combination of size, strength, and speed.  He’s improved his air game, as well as his ability to pressure the opposition’s defenders when they’re trying to knock it around the back. 

Throw in Sapong’s work rate, which is phenomenal, and what you have is a reigning rookie of the year who looks like he’s taken some major steps since last season.

In the 14th minute Sapong forced the referee to show New England defender Stephen McCarthy a red card after he pulled Sapong down on a breakaway.  It was a pretty obvious and blatant call, but New England head coach Jay Heaps thought otherwise.

"All these cards aren’t good for the league," said Heaps after the game.  "It’s disappointing because we want to make it as competitive as we can. You come in and you want to have a competitive game."

After that- though the score was still 0-0 but the rout was on.        

In the 29th minute, KC defender Seth Sinovic served in a cross that Kei Kamara collected at the far bar and shot hard.  Reis did his best to deflect the close-range effort, but Graham Zusi came sliding in to clean up the mess and put Sporting KC up 1-0.    

New England just kept unraveling.

In the 39th minute, new winger Bobby Convey played a smart 1-2 with Sinovic on the left side, finding Sinovic with space and time on the byline.  He again found Kamara at the far post, who controlled the ball and struck a low hard shot that was initially rejected by Reis.  But the rebound fell nicely to Kei, who volleyed the one-timer into the back of the net to put KC up 2-0. 

In short, Sporting was playing just like they should be with a man advantage.  And though the second half only saw one more goal tallied, KC easily could have (and maybe should have) scored another four.  Yes, four.   

In the 47th minute Sporting put the game to bed for good with a sweet little wall pass from Matt Besler, playing Sinovic into the box.  Instead of greedily trying his luck, Sinovic cut it back to Sapong who side-footed an easy 6 yarder into the top of the net. 

New England might as well have quit right then. 

Even Chance Myers got in on the act, turning a NE defender completely inside out with step-overs in the penalty area, before letting the ball get a bit too far in front of him.  

In the end, Sporting did everything they should have done.  They connected probably 8 times as many passes as their opponent, outshot them by a ton, and were able to dictate everything thy wanted to do. 

One negative did occur in the 85th minute when Sapong blew a breakaway by being too casual and slowing down too much, allowing Reis to push the shot out for a corner.  That’s the kind of play that has to be finished.  No excuses for that. 

Needless to say, the KC locker room was all smiles after the game, with plenty of love for the fans on a great home opening night. 

"What a great day," beamed Kamara.  "The fans came out and we definitely feed off them. Great work from all the guys, getting the fans those goals. They come out here and show us so much love, we have to show them love back."

It’s a great result and a great start for Sporting who move to 2-0, but I’m not getting too excited just yet. 

New England is one of the weakest teams in all of MLS, so anything less than what KC produced on Saturday would have been cause for concern. 

That being said, Sporting are doing exactly what they need to do right now – racking up points.  It’s a long season…  

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New Jack City: Lame, Annoying Phrases We All Could Live Without

I’m German and have been putting up with your curious American customs for some time…

Like the annoying, meaningless pleasantry, HOW ARE YOU? Meaningless because chances are you probably really don’t care how I am.

Am I wrong?

Even the stock answer,  "Fine" is annoying because it makes me wonder about the person being questioned’s ability to express themself.

Okay, maybe I’m reaching, but if every second caller on talk radio skipped the How Are You? schtick, they could maybe squeeze in two or more lame callers every hour.

You know, more is less.

KMBZ afternoon drive chatterbox Scott Parks has evelavated the meaninglessness of this question to new heights. Or is it depths?

When a caller asks Parks how he is, he usually answers, Thanks for Asking. Which naturally messes up the caller because it was an insincere sentiment to begin with. He doesn’t give a flip how Parks is doing, he just wants his 15 seconds of Gomer from Raytown fame.

When I’m asked how I’m doing, I generally play the honesty card and spew something unexpected like, "Not So Good" or "I’ve Been Better."  At least that jars the questioner out of their mundane routine.

Here are some other pointless questions and useless statements I’d liked to see banned:

* How was your weekend? Like, you really wanna know.
 
* Any plans for this weekend? See above.
 
* Can you believe this weather? Do I look like Gary Lezak? I’d rather walk my dog than stand around and rap about the weather.
 
* That’s a good question. You saying I’m dumb?
 
* How’s it going? How do you think it’s going? I just got back from Vegas, I’m broke and I need a checkup.
 
* When did you get in? What, you forgot to pick me up at the airport?
 
* Good to see you. Wish I could say the same.
 
* Have a nice day. What are you, some smiley-face ’70s loser?
 
* How’s it hanging? That’s a little personal, don’t you think?
 
* Going up? Why, you need directions?
 
* No problem. That’s easy for you to say.
 
* What’s up?  You’re still poaching lines from a 10 year-old Budweiser commercial?
 
* And of course, Hearne‘s favorite: Getting any? Hey, I’m not complaining big guy.

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McPansy: Jane’s Addiction at the Uptown Theater, March 16, 2012

Katie says:

I’m not quite sure if it sold out but the place was packed! High energy on both sides- the band and the fans. You can definitely tell they have a loyal following that will never fade.

JA played for nearly 2 hours and the fans danced the whole time, even to slower songs. As someone who grew up in the 90’s with two older brothers, it was awesome to finally see a band that had a huge impact on that era.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To see more, follw the link:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kmcpansy/sets/72157629601916765/

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