Donnelly: Sporting Dominates in 1-1 Draw With Red Bulls. Sound Familiar?

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Matthew Donnelly

It was one of the biggest games of the season for Sporting Kansas City on Sunday at LIVESTRONG Sporting Park…

The visiting New York Red Bulls came to town a mere two points behind Eastern Conference leading KC.  They were without their biggest name star, Thierry Henry, whose wife had a baby a few days ago, but they still brought plenty of firepower in the form of Sebastian LeToux, Kenny Cooper, Dax McCarty and new acquisition, Australian Tim Cahill.

KC came out looking as confident as I’ve seen them in quite some time, not over-pressing, but still aggressively challenging each and every New York passing attempt.  Continue reading →

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Glazer: Scott Pioli is the Reason Chiefs Will Continue to Suck

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Craig Glazer

Not so Great Scott!

Chief general manager Scott Pioli came to KC to replace Carl Peterson in 2009. Carl had slipped badly and the team never advanced further than a single playoff win in 1993. Carl’s five year plan for a Super Bowl had failed 4 times over 20 years. He’d become more than arrogant, downright hateful, mean and nasty and truly believed he was the face of Kansas City.

Know what? Maybe he was. Continue reading →

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New Jack City: Crown Jewels Play Into Vegas Win

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Jack Poessiger

The ever opportunistic Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority thrives on promotional hooks for Sin City…

And this time they’ve found the royal prize by tying its infamous What Happens in Vegas-Stays In Vegas moniker to the desert paradise’s latest scandalous cellphone photo published last week by TMZ.Com.

You’ve seen the picture.

A nude Prince Harry covering his royal jewels during a game of strip pool at Wynn’s Encore Resort.

Last Friday the Authority placed full page ads in major national newspapers denouncing this unforgiving breach of unspoken etiquette with the following in your face copy:

“For Shame! Continue reading →

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Glazer: The 2012 Kansas City Chiefs, Bring on the Clowns!

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Craig Glazer

Well, what can anyone say now?

“Dude, it’s just preseason.” No it’s not. This is a team trying desperately to show us SOMETHING and so far they’ve showed us they have nothing. No offense and no defense. Sure, after they go 2-6, they’ll start showing us a defense…when it’s basically all over.

Our starting quarterback, Matt THE FRANCHISE Cassel, is awful. The man can’t throw the ball 25 yards without lofting it and is not accurate past 15 yards. I guess if every throw was under 15 yards he’d be an elite quarterback. Our wide outs dropped several throws, as usual. D-Bowe is back and he showed them how to do that, nice. Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Man With Too Much Time, Disposable Income, Pens Letter to Royals’ David Glass

Posted on August 25, 2012 by Brandon Leftridge

By now you’ve all had the chance to read and digest what local Kansas City businessman Joseph Accurso had to say about the Royals.

In a strongly worded letter published in the form of a paid advertisement in the Kansas City Star, Accurso politely asked Royals President David Glass to sell the team. For the privilege of making his feelings known, Accurso and his team of financial backers are out a cool $5,100.

And for what, I wonder?

What difference did it make?

The unequivocal, simple answer is: none. It made “none” difference, that’s what. Continue reading →

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Car: Dark Automotive Day at KC Confidential as HC Sells Fiat

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Hearne Christopher Jr.

It’s been over a year since departing sports scribe Greg Hall made fun of my Fiat…

Imagine.

And what was that one dude’s name – Rogger – who wanted to bed my girlfriend on a losing bet he made about when Kansas City’s first Fiat dealership would open.

Then of course there were the Mini Cooper devotees who couldn’t get over that the new Fiat 500 got better mileage, had a better ride, sold for on average $4,000 less than similarly equipped Coopers and was seven inches shorter but still had a 50 percent larger trunk and substantially more backseat legroom.

The Cooper was a bit faster, they argued and they were right, but that was about it.

Well, now I’ve done the unthinkable and sold my limited Prima Edizione Fiat. Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Google Fiber Fails Downtown Core

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Brandon Leftridge

Click to enlarge. Seriously.

First, this: Never has Kansas City’s cultural/economic divide been so colorfully illustrated than with Google Fiber’s map of the “Haves and Have-nots.” Look at that line! The greens are in—they’ve had enough Fiber pre-registrants that they now count as “Fiberhoods,” or something. The yellow—the color of sour milk, a giraffe’s tears (I made that one up) and psychiatric hospital walls—covers the east side like a fine, urine soaked blanket.

It’s not like I’m SURPRISED, really, but… wow.

Look at that perfect line! Continue reading →

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Stargazing: David Glass; Leave KC or Bring Back Krispy Kreme

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Kelly Urich

A group of Kansas City Royals fans bought a half-page ad in the Kansas City Star thanking David Glass for keeping the team in town…and asking him to sell it to someone who wants to win.  I’d be happy enough if he’s just would bring back the dozen Krispy Kreme donuts when the team gets a dozen hits promotion.

******* Continue reading →

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Hearne: How ‘Expendables’ Screening @ Alamo Mainstreet Changed My Life

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Hearne Christopher Jr.

Hard as it is imagine, I had an epiphany while watching Expendables 2…

It came to me at the Alamo Drafthouse Mainstreet downtown during the theater’s Van Dammage promotion. The Alamo gang wheeled out four cheesy Jean-Claude Van Damme action films as foreplay for the new Expendables.

Suffice it to say, it was a total dude fest. Continue reading →

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Hearne: Best Buy’s Founder Flounders & Costly French Kiss

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Hearne Christopher Jr.

Remember the Nine Great American Companies that will never recover a few weeks back?

Well, Best Buy is way too nouveau to qualify as a “great American company,” but it’s big enough and bad enough off to join Sprint, JC Penney and the seven others on the endangered species list.

Not to mention that the fur’s been flying in the business press where Best Buy’s concerned.

Take the headline in Business Week a couple days back: “Analysts take skeptical view of Best Buy.”

Or the dust up over Best Buy’s hiring of a French dude with a hospitality pedigree and no retail experience to head the company. Continue reading →

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Killer Joe’ Takes Trailer-Trash Completely Over the Top

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Jack Poessiger

I had heard about KILLER JOE but didn’t give it much thought until receiving a press screening invite the other day at the Alamo Drafthouse…
 
What would I be in for? WOW! Where do I BEGIN?

KILLER JOE is basically a poor-white, Texas trash splatterfest featuring one of the most hard to describe sex/torture scenes that’s ever come across on the big screen. Suffice it to say I’ll never look at a chicken drumstick the same way again.

But these are not little league filmmakers we’re dealing with both in front and behind the camera. Continue reading →

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Glazer: Curley Was Cool But Otis Taylor Was Sublime, Deserves NFL Hall

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Craig Glazer

It’s official, former Chiefs star Curley Culp is a finalist for the NFL Hall of Fame…

A senior finalist. Hey, Culp totally deserves the honor. I believe he’ll be elected and into the Hall because he was one of the better defenders on what I still believe was, in its day, the BEST DEFENSE in pro football.

But the crime continues because the best player on the team was Otis Taylor. Continue reading →

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Donnelly: Phish at Starlight Theater, August 22, 2012

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Matthew Donnelly

I walked through the grass parking area looking for Shakedown Street…

I was wondering what kinds of treats and trinkets I might find.  I stepped around a group of laughing people with balloons and a guy sitting on the ground selling “dank beers” out of a cooler.

“How are you, friends?” asked a mid-20s girl in a long, flowy sun dress.

I snagged a dank beer and strolled toward some white, pop-up tents where burritos and grilled cheese where the specials of the day.  Lots of people were looking to get rid of tickets to the sold out show, but it looked like few were having any success.  Several dudes ended up giving away handfuls of tickets, not wanting to remain in the lot as Phish’s first set crept closer and closer.

Around 8:05, the legendary Vermont band came out swinging.  Continue reading →

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Glazer: Scribe Lassos Hottie, Goes Phish-ing @ Starlight

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Craig Glazer

It all went HOT last night!

My LA business partner took me – dragged me, pulled me – to see Phish at Starlight. And now I’m so glad Jake Ryan made me go to the show.  It was crazy fun! Hey, thanks to him, I met a smoking hot new babe.

Yes, I know who Phish is, but was never a big fan. I am now. TIGHT!

Maybe it was just the atmosphere, but man it brought me back 20 years or more. Sold out show, all white, toasted, baked, moving and swaying with the sounds.

Everyone was either on shrooms, baked, boozed or all three.

Lots of smiling faces. Continue reading →

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Glazer: Bobcat Goldthwait Splashes Down in Stanford’s This Weekend

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Craig Glazer

Even by today’s standards Bobcat Goldthwait is a genius stand up comedy act…

When he did Johnny Dare last year, even Johnny – who sees them all – said, “You blew me away dude, you are one of the all-time best.”

The guy is much more than just one of the stars from Police Academy 2,3 and 4.

The man has had a fantastic career. Continue reading →

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Starbeams: Todd Akin and Clay Aiken both…

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Kelly Urich

Todd Akin and Clay Aiken both…

#5.  Were voted out before completely destroying America.

#4.  Sing better than William Hung.

#3.  Don’t want to be seen on Piers Morgan. Continue reading →

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Hit and Run’ Signals End of Hollywood Summer

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Jack Poessiger

End of summer for movie studios usually means rolling out movies that may have been in the can for awhile…

Translation: Not necessarily their A-titles.

Take this week’s action-comedy HIT AND RUN, written, co-directed and starring Dax Shepard. You may know him from TV’s Punk’d and Parenthood.

Here he’s Charlie Bronson,get it? Continue reading →

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Glazer: Scribe Salutes Tony Scott, Phyllis Diller, Departed Hollywood Icons

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Craig Glazer

Tony Scott directed my good friend TJ Miller in Unstoppable just over a year ago… 

It starred Denzel Washington and Chris Pine. It would be Scott’s last work. He took his own life two days ago. Jumped off a bridge in California. He had a terrible illness that he would not survive, so he decided to end it all, an action director to the very end.

We also lost Phyllis Diller who died in her sleep at age 95 – a life well lived. Continue reading →

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Hearne: Wall Street Journal Bashes Ex Star Sports Scribe Joe Posnanski

Posted on August 21, 2012 by admin

No way this wasn’t going to happen…

Sooner or later some of the big boys were bound to take chainsaws to former Kansas City Star sports columnist Joe Posnanski. It was inevitable.

People here for the most part, were expecting the worse from Posnanski, where his Joe Paterno bio was concerned. Because we know him so well. No way would kind-hearted Joe lay the pipe to the fallen Penn State football coach after sucking up to him to get a reported $750,000 book deal and practically living with Paterno’s family for however many months.

Posnanski’s book deal that had the words “puff piece” written all over it. Continue reading →

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Sounds Good: Phish@Starlight, Mickey Hart@Granada, Shiner@Granada, Noise FM@Oread, Tech N9ne@Crossroads, KS Picking Championships@South Park, Dawes@Crossroads

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Matthew Donnelly

Talk about an embarrassment of riches…

There’s so much going on this week, if none of these events tickles your fancy I would question whether you actually have a fancy capable of being tickled.

And while we’re on the subject, where the hell did that phrase even come from?  Tickle your fancy?  I’m assuming it’s British and that it’s real meaning is horribly, horribly sexual.

Enough about me, on to the picks…

Continue reading →

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