Starbeams: Navy Seal Sex, World’s Oldest Joker, Prom Date & Bugs

I’ve decided the sex in the new Navy Seal book is much better than the sex in 50 Shades of Grey.

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Besse Cooper of Georgia is the world’s oldest person. She turned 116 this week and still spends most of her time writing jokes for me.

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Glazer: Scribe Picks Chiefs to Finish Last in Division

Well, so most Chiefs fans are worried…

Worried a little, but not too much, right? I listen to sports radio sports shows like on 610 Sports and callers think we’ll likely be 10 and 6, that it’s just the preseason.

Did this one and three preseason really matter?

Where the Chiefs playing possum? Do they have secret weapons? Is Romeo saving his best for Game One with Atlanta? I guess next Sunday we’ll all find out.

What do I think? I don’t want to repeat myself ad nauseam but…

Green Bay‘s backups just waxed our asses. We didn’t lose three games in a row, we got run over. We were never in any of those games with the first string let alone the third.

I say preseason games do matter. Continue reading

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Hearne: Entercom’s Point Lands Popular Jack FM Host Nycki Pace

There’ve been damn few free agent radio deals go down since the era of people-metered ratings dawned a few years back…

For the most part music radio deejays are lucky to hang on to their paychecks period. Shut up and just play the songs being the current mantra.

And as of late it’s been open season on female air personalities, as evidenced by the recent firings of Alice 102’s Shorty and The Point’s Tanna Guthrie.

Which is funny because women listeners are one of the most sought after demos.

With that in mind, it’s good to hear that a female of the radio species has actually moved up the ladder to the higher ($$$) ground. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Celeste and Jesse’ Shine In Genre

It’s not often that that I review a made to order chick flick…

However CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER in a strange sort of way seems to go the extra mile.

No, it doesn’t have a Jennifer Aniston or Jennifer Garner—or for that matter any Jennifer in its lead. Instead we get Rashida (‘Parks & Recreation’) Jones, who incidentally co-wrote the screenplay. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Good News for Aging Royals Fans, Clint Eastwood, Buick & Lance Armstrong

Let me get this straight.  Republicans are going to shed their rich, old-white guy image by sending Clint Eastwood to the podium?

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A new study from the National Institute on Aging shows a low calorie diet does nothing to shorten the length of your life.  This might be the best news to hit Kansas City since the 85 World Series.

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Whinery: Republican Convention 2012, Night Two

Finally, some electricity from the convention floor last night…

Not surprisingly it was led by none other than vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan. I take back everything bad I ever said about him!  He’s managed to do the impossible, make Medicare a positive issue for Republicans.

His zinger, “We know the difference between saving a program and raiding one,”
portraying ObamaCare as looting Medicare was brilliant.

Ryan also made serious inroads with the CENGA’s (College Educated Not Going Anywhere) demographic. Continue reading

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Hearne: Ousted KU Athletics Head Lew Perkins’ Quiet Comeback

Long time no Lew Perkins

The fallen former KU athletics director hit the skids and then the road two years back after seven years of shaking down Jayhawk faithful for basketball and football ticket donation dough, a pair of hugely unhappy football coaching changes, ticket scalping, travel and bribery scandals and a controversial, undeserved $2.6 million going away paycheck.

Since then mum’s pretty much been the word around Lawrence where nobody seems to know much about Perkins current whereabouts, nor care.

Oddly though, in June an oddball campaign to restore Perkins good name began to pop up on obscure web sites like jumpchrisjump.com. Continue reading

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Glazer: Scribe Disses Sports Illustrated, Charts Disaster Ahead for Chiefs

Sports Illustrated senior writer Peter King has spoken…

The Kansas City Chiefs will go 10-6, win the West and win one playoff game against the Buffalo Bills. Yes sir, you can count on Sports Illustrated to get it right. King has the Chiefs winning the West, with Denver and Peyton Manning also going 10-6, being a wild card and ending up in the Super Bowl.

Then Denver loses to Green Bay for the championship.

What do I think now that the preseason is done after tonight’s Packers game? Continue reading

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Glazer: Mitt’s Kinda Cool but Barack’s Better

Mitt Romney is one of the better looking men at age 65 you’re ever going to lay eyes on folks…

Now he’s the official Republican Candidate for President of the United States.

But can he win?

“This man will not fail. This man will not let us down,” said Ann Romney his wife of more than 40 years. Hey, that’s a landmark right there. A handsome mega millionaire staying married that long, that’s rare today.

I give him credit. Continue reading

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Whinery: The Republican Convention 2012 – Day One

Suffering through the Republican Convention – so you don’t have to – here are a few observations on the first nights speeches…

Ann Romney: The nominee’s wife gave a decent speech… She made some strides in “humanizing” Mr. Romney. Explaining his generosity towards others, how he built Bain Capital, how he dealt with her battles with MS and breast cancer. Those are all solid points to make. I just don’t know why she focused so much on how they started out in life with “nothing.”

Does anybody really believe that the son of a wealthy Michigan governor subsisted on “pasta and tuna fish” while in college?

Even if it is true? Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Lawless’ Pits Bootlegging Brothers Against Corrupt Law

They’re the Bondurant Brothers and in their own mind they’re indestructible…

Brothers Tom Hardy, Jason Clark and Shia LaBeouf protecting and defending their turf, honor and alcohol.

This is LAWLESS, the bloody new prohibition drama set during the depression era in 1930’s Franklin, Virginia as the local clan of bootleggers is about to be muscled out by rival distillers and a corrupt U.S. Marshal who wants his cut. Continue reading

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Hearne: Fishy Jayhawk Justice Bequeaths Squealer Alert

Informant, snitch, tattletale, rat…

Take your pick, KU ticket ripoff artist and party boy Rodney Jones – the mastermind behind the scandal that sent Kansas athletics director Lew Perkins packing – is now attempting to parlay his role in the above into a shorter prison stretch, says the Lawrence Journal World.

Let’s take a look. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Has Roger Espinoza Played His Last Game in Sporting Blue?

Following a terrific showing in the Olympics for his native Honduras, Sporting KC’s tenacious defensive midfielder Roger Espinoza has reportedly drawn interest from some major European clubs.

The front-runner seems to be EPL side Wigan, but others interested include Spanish clubs Athletico Madrid and Mallorca.

If a move to England is in the cards, it will probably happen in the next few days, as the transfer window closes this Friday and KC will want to grab some cash for him as this is the last season on his current contract. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Merle Haggard@Knuckleheads, Mid X Midwest@Barnyard Beer, Leon Russell@Knuckleheads

Have I ever got some grizzled picks for you this week…

But they’re not just for the old-timers.  Nope, we’ve also got a whole bunch of new, unsigned bands that are trying to make a name for themselves by playing the inaugural MidXMidwest Festival that’s happening at a variety of venues in KC and Lawrence.

Here’s the deal…

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Glazer: Real or Imagined, Armstrong’s ‘Moon Walk’ Rendered Irrelevant

As we all now know the first man on the moon died Sunday…

Neil Armstrong was 82. He stayed out of the limelight, though he accomplished what many thought impossible.  Some skeptics still do. He was the first man who landed on the moon and walked on its surface. Or so they tell us.

There are still those who believe it all was faked.

Some back that theory up with many things, including that we’ve never sent any explorer groups to other planets or even back to the moon more than another time or two. And it’s nearly half a century later.

Me, I think Armstrong walked on the Moon. Continue reading

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Hearne: Lance Armstrong Should Do the Right Thing for Livestrong, Sporting

At the very least, it won’t be easy…

It’s almost implausible, but somehow, someway, beleaguered cyclist Lance Armstrong needs to fall on his sword and divorce himself from the organization that bears his name, The Lance Armstrong Foundation. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Sporting Dominates in 1-1 Draw With Red Bulls. Sound Familiar?

It was one of the biggest games of the season for Sporting Kansas City on Sunday at LIVESTRONG Sporting Park…

The visiting New York Red Bulls came to town a mere two points behind Eastern Conference leading KC.  They were without their biggest name star, Thierry Henry, whose wife had a baby a few days ago, but they still brought plenty of firepower in the form of Sebastian LeToux, Kenny Cooper, Dax McCarty and new acquisition, Australian Tim Cahill.

KC came out looking as confident as I’ve seen them in quite some time, not over-pressing, but still aggressively challenging each and every New York passing attempt.  Continue reading

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Glazer: Scott Pioli is the Reason Chiefs Will Continue to Suck

Not so Great Scott!

Chief general manager Scott Pioli came to KC to replace Carl Peterson in 2009. Carl had slipped badly and the team never advanced further than a single playoff win in 1993. Carl’s five year plan for a Super Bowl had failed 4 times over 20 years. He’d become more than arrogant, downright hateful, mean and nasty and truly believed he was the face of Kansas City.

Know what? Maybe he was. Continue reading

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New Jack City: Crown Jewels Play Into Vegas Win

The ever opportunistic Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority thrives on promotional hooks for Sin City…

And this time they’ve found the royal prize by tying its infamous What Happens in Vegas-Stays In Vegas moniker to the desert paradise’s latest scandalous cellphone photo published last week by TMZ.Com.

You’ve seen the picture.

A nude Prince Harry covering his royal jewels during a game of strip pool at Wynn’s Encore Resort.

Last Friday the Authority placed full page ads in major national newspapers denouncing this unforgiving breach of unspoken etiquette with the following in your face copy:

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Glazer: The 2012 Kansas City Chiefs, Bring on the Clowns!

Well, what can anyone say now?

“Dude, it’s just preseason.” No it’s not. This is a team trying desperately to show us SOMETHING and so far they’ve showed us they have nothing. No offense and no defense. Sure, after they go 2-6, they’ll start showing us a defense…when it’s basically all over.

Our starting quarterback, Matt THE FRANCHISE Cassel, is awful. The man can’t throw the ball 25 yards without lofting it and is not accurate past 15 yards. I guess if every throw was under 15 yards he’d be an elite quarterback. Our wide outs dropped several throws, as usual. D-Bowe is back and he showed them how to do that, nice. Continue reading

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