Hearne: Will the Real ‘Standees’ Please Stand Up?

Chef Patrick McDonnell

Chef Patrick McDonnell

My my, such sensitivity…

I’m talking about some of the reader reactions to Pitch foodie Charles Ferruzza‘s somewhat caustic review of spanking new Prairie Village mini movie and dining plex, Standees.

First, let me say, calling out a restaurant on the basis of poor execution and a substandard finished product is totally fair game. And Ferruzza was right on target there.

Second, based on my recent experience, Standees was in sore need of being called out.

Now on to the quarrelsome commentary by Pitch readers – some with apparent vested interests in Standees or its current chef – which while off topic at times, ultimately proved insightful.

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Donnelly: Sporting Lose to New York in Very Sporting Fashion

It was a hot and humid early evening game at Sporting Park, pitting #1 vs. #2 in the Eastern Conference.

And my god, the record breaking crowd was amped.

The pre-match videos are getting out of control.  There was a video touting KC as an All Star host, a 3 minute commercial that felt like a sitcom to sell season tickets, fireworks exploding, bass thumping.  I know it’s been said over and over, but to think of the atmosphere just a few short years ago at Community America Park compared with what goes down every week at Sporting Park is absolute night and day. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Hey Dayton, Nice Trade Deadline

Milwaukee Brewers v Kansas City RoyalsWell, THAT was unexpected.

Except, well, maybe it wasn’t. Because if Royals fans have grown accustomed to any one thing during general manager Dayton Moore’s tenure, it’s that nothing is as it seems. He’s a master illusionist of sorts, except the rabbit kind of suffocated in his hat, and he lit his sleeve on fire with the hidden lighter fluid. I suppose you can’t really complain, though, because he’s the kind of magician who you found on deep discount from a flier hanging on the Price Chopper bulletin board; eight years of doing his job cheaply and with seemingly little recourse has left him almost untouchable, it appears.

I’m speaking of course about the Trade Deadline That Wasn’t, where Moore not only didn’t sell Ervin Santana, Greg Holland and, oh, maybe even Luke Hochevar, but instead chose to not really buy, and not even really stand pat. Instead, he made a baffling move by trading pitching prospect Kyle Smith to the Houston Astros for fifth outfielder Justin Maxwell.

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Hearne: Is There More to Starlight Coup Than Meets the Eye?

340x-1Anybody else sense that there may be something fishy going on at Starlight Theatre?

I mean, Starlight head dude Bob Rohlf was there 28 years and then five years back he retires and all but anointed his successor Denton Yockey.

Then all of a sudden this week, wham bam!

Just like that, Yockey is mysteriously out with no explanation other than Starlight’s board is reorganizing and dividing his duties (like Rohlf’s before him) in two. Continue reading

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Hearne: Star Holds Front Page Surprise Party (in Advance) for Former Royal Willie Wilson

83F_128_WilsonThere’s something wrong with me, I’m sure of it…

And after some of my sports assertions, I’m sure many of you agree. That said, I’m still rubbing my eyes, pinching myself, thunking my noggin and trying to figure out a front page sports section story in today’s Kansas City Star. 

Maybe you can help me with this one.

It’s about a friend of former Kansas City Royals star Willie Wilson buying him a new 1985 World Series ring to replace the one he had to sell when he went bankrupt in 2001.

Nevermind that the replica ring won’t have the intrinsic value of the real deal original, here’s the part I don’t get. Or do I?

And that’s that in spite of the fact that this lady’s website williewilsonbaseball.org has been soliciting money for however long to buy Wilson a new ring – and despite that the Star has a front page story today – they’re asking the public to help keep this a secret so they can surprise Wilson next month.

Would you mind re-reading that last sentence? Continue reading

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Starbeams: MLS No Name Stars, Simon Sez & Monica Flashback

00The MLS All-Star Game in KC drew a .34 rating and 530,000 viewers on ESPN 2.  The ratings were down 26% from last year.  I only watched so I could see if what’s-his-name played better than what’s-his-face.
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Ryan Lilja has signed with the  Denver Broncos.  Oddly, when he leaves, the per-capita income of Lake Quivira will INCREASE.
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Hearne: KSHB’s Lezak Handicaps Weird Summer Weather, Chiefs

gary.lezak.is.my.heroWhen it comes right down to it, what’s bigger in KC than the weather and the Chiefs?

I mean, really.

We’re either burning up like last summer, water logged like this one or scratching our heads about snowstorms in May or how bad last year’s Kansas City Chiefs team was.

Everything else seems almost incidental at times.

And who better to weigh in on both topics than KSHB weather wonk Gary Lezak? Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Pitch Showcase @ Westport, Buzz Under the Stars @ Sandstone

Well, that happened quickly...

Another summer is sliding away, folks.  So drink it in while you still can.  And you might want to listen to this, one of the best summer songs of all time.  Maybe the best.

Here’s a couple shows that might help… Continue reading

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Hearne: Sports Pundits, Are There Really Any Experts?

87_dtSome of you guys can’t stand it when a local celeb weighs in here with a sports opinion… 

Contrary to your own opinion, of course. Hey, that’s understandable.

Who does whoever it is think they are? What kind of journalism is that, letting a die hard KU fan air his thoughts in a public forum? And what does an effing comedy club owner know about sports, anyway? On and on it goes.

Well, newsflash: what does anybody really know about sports?

It’s not like there’s a gene or academic degree that somehow endows someone with the ability to divine the truest essence of football, basketball or soccer.

Unless of course the so-called “expert” happens to be a learned player of the game, like Matt Donnelly. But does that rule out former yell leaders like Kevin Kietzman of WHB sports talk radio? Continue reading

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Donnelly: MLS All Star Festivities Culminate @ Sporting Park Wednesday Night

imagesMajor League Soccer took over KC this week, if you hadn’t noticed.  

There were packed concerts in the P & L from big time stars Macklemore and Ryan Lewis and the Silver Sun Pickups (with local rockers Radkey).  There was an event on the Plaza that had local celebs kicking balls over Brush Creek.  Sporting KC defender Aurelien Collin debuted his fashion line, AC78, using his teammates and other MLS stars as models.  Commissioner Don Garber announced that the league would be adding four more teams by 2020, prompting Sporting defender Matt Besler to start the campaign for a second team in Kansas City.

And AS Roma, the storied Italian club that the MLS All Stars faced Wednesday night, were seen all over KC rocking out their trim Versace suits in true Euro style.

Most everyone agreed that the All Star “experience” in KC was second to none.  I wish I could say the same about the actual game.   Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘2 Guns’ Complex Caper Fires for Fun

2-GunsWho’s doing what to whom here?

In ‘2 GUNS,’ Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg go head to head in just over two hours of fast moving and explosive action.

A buddy-buddy adventure? Well sort of as we track these two operatives from competing government entities now forced on the run together.

The problem being neither knows that the other is an undercover agent. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Peter Frampton’s “Guitar Circus” Slides into the Kauffman Center

bb_king_2Stop whatever you’re doing right now and mark your calendar…

The date: Sunday, August 18, 7:00PM at the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts. Because if you’re a guitar fan, this is an event you won’t want to miss and will never get a chance to see again.

Peter Frampton, B.B. King and Sonny Landreth kicking out the jams on the same stage Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: ‘8’ Limps into Kauffman, Shadow of Former Self

jerry-springerI was given a red hot tip in June on a celebrity event about to take place at the Midland

It was to be an event the likes of which Kansas City had never seen, nor would again. It was the reading of the play “8,”scheduled for July 21st.

For those unfamiliar with the play, “8″ is the true story of two gay couples who wanted to get married but couldn’t. So they lawyered up and took on Proposition 8, the California law making it illegal for gays to marry.

“8” was written by Academy Award-winner Dustin Lance Black – who you may or may not know from Milk or J. Edgar fame – and is based on actual trial transcripts and interviews with the plaintiffs and families. Continue reading

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New Jack City: ‘The Lone Ranger’ Made How Much?

Tonto-Lone-RangerRight after noon on Sundays the reports come out with the estimated weekend box office results.,,

These numbers are based on actual Friday and Saturday ticket sales and then compared to what similar movies grossed on past Sundays.

These estimates can be surprisingly close to actual figures which are released by Monday afternoon, but don’t garner the attention of those initial weekend estimates.

Nothing amuses me more though than the news break during CBS 60 MINUTES Sundays, which usually consists of three headlines.

Those capsules can be as random as plane crash kills three in San Francisco; wildfires near Colorado Springs engulf 30 homes and THE LONE RANGER opens to $47.5 million. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Last Second Montreal Goal Rips Road Point From Sporting

In an ugly, foul-heavy away game that saw Sporting KC without both its starting central defenders, deep into added time it looked like the boys in blue would be heading home with a point in hand.

And a big point at that – KC entered the match 4 points clear of second place Montreal.

Instead, in a reversal of what happened in KC’s previous game in Salt Lake City, Montreal was able to notch a goal in the 96th minute to secure the 1-0 win.  It’s the latest goal that KC has ever allowed, just days after scoring the latest goal in team history. Continue reading

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Hearne: Much Ado About Nada – City Paper Whiffs on Royals Rewind

citypaper_finalIt’s Sunday, time for some light hearted diversionary journalism…

Remember the story earlier this week about Pitch parent SouthComm shuttering one of its hometown newsweeklies, Nashville’s The City Paper? In essence the tale was about how incredibly difficult it is for print pubs – especially freebies like the Pitch and City Paper – to survive. And not just because of today’s rag tag economy, but the trend away from print by the younger readers they so desperately seek.

Note that City Paper isn’t just doing away with its print edition and retaining the far cheaper to keep online version. The reason being that there’s no where near enough revenue generated online to sustain a full service weekly. That’s why, even though the Pitch online is far superior to its print “twin” – because it’s updated daily and has far more information – if and when SouthComm pulls the plug, the entire Pitch is likely to go.

Kinda like the Johnson County Sun. Anybody remember them two years after?

Now let’s lighten up. Continue reading

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Hearne: Something Frightening This Way Comes…Boz Scaggs @ The Uptown

scaggs oneOh my gosh, this is a little disturbing…

Cruising the web to see what’s up on the Pitch and Star websites a few minutes ago, I stumbled onto one of those bogus party pics pages that the newspaper uses to up their daily “hits” counts from folks curious to see who went wherever.

Remember a week or so ago when the Star had all the pseudo hipsters having a White Trash bash? Tacky at the very least. And hypocritical when juxtaposed with the George Zimmerman race baiting the newspaper had been engaged in, that it would play the “creepy ass cracker” card so blatantly.

Or as one readers put it, “Now that they finished chastising everyone about being racially insensitive, here come the white trash party pics on their main page, with a link to the gallery. I assume the ghetto party pics are soon forthcoming?”

That was then. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Trade Deadline Looms; Will Dayton Moore Do the Right Thing?

daytonmooreDayton Moore is in the middle of the singularly biggest week of his professional life. Forget about the James Shields acquisition—that was a decision that likely took months of planning and strategizing. (And has also revealed itself to be a huge flop given what an unmitigated disaster Wade Davis has been as a starting pitcher.) No, nothing quite so overwhelmingly determinative has presented itself in his tenure like the decision he must make by the end of the month: are the Royals buyers, or sellers?

He’s got two choices, really. One that stands to make the team better going forward, and one that potentially adds a few yards of rope to the ever-shortening noose that is currently encircling his neck.

Does he do what’s right by the organization, or does he fight and claw his way to reprieve?

It’s easy to say he should do the nobler thing, but it’s another thing entirely to pretend that you’d do the same, were you to find yourself tucked securely beneath his tight flattop. Continue reading

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Sutherland: Breakfast @ The River Club

m-2Even a movie that is so dated that it’s painful to watch can contain some insight or observation that gives it current day “redeeming social value” (to use the words of the Supreme Court re works of art that would otherwise be unpublishable). 

I’m thinking here of the early sixties hit movie “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”  Supposedly about a zany, mad-cap party girl from Tulip, Texas (“Holly Golightly”) who takes New York by storm, it’s really about a gay young man like the author Truman Capote (just as the female character “Albertine” in Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust is based on a boy the author was in love with).

Holly (played by Audrey Hepburn, looking fabulous I have to admit) tells an admirer that when she feels stressed she likes to simply get in a cab and go to the carriage trade jeweler Tiffanys.  It has an immediate calming effect on her, she explains:

“It calms me down right away, the quietness and proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there, not with those kind men in their nice suits, and that lovely smell of  silver and alligator wallets.  If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany’s, then I’d buy some furniture and give the cat a name.”

I think if you gave former local publisher and the KC Star’s current token “conservative” (sic) columnist Steve Rose truth serum, he’d come out with a similar dreamy reverie, but the locus of his fantasy would be the private dining club favored by Kansas City’s plutocracy, The River Club. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘The To Do List’ – Cherry Pickin’ Good Time @ the Movies

The-To-Do-List1Finally!

An equal opportunity teen sex comedy from a GIRL’s point of view. Think of it as a female PORKY’s meets AMERICAN PIE with lubed doses of SUPERBAD.

THE TO DO LIST is the anti SIXTEEN CANDLES comedy that heads straight into what up until now was forbidden territory—namely ueber-raunch female coming of age adventures.

“You can’t swallow. Do you know how many calories jism has?”

Granted it’s not the first – 2011’s trailblazer BRIDESMAIDS did much to open previously untouched (female) subjects.

And this summer’s THE HEAT certainly raised the bar on girls talking badly. Continue reading

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