Leftridge: The One Where I Equate Enjoying the KC Royals to Sex with a Unicorn

royalswinSince Justin Maxwell was acquired at the trade deadline, he’s done nothing but hit home runs. (Well, two of them.) That still doesn’t mean I think giving up pitching prospect Kyle Smith was the right move.

I begged and pleaded for MONTHS to send Mike Moustakas down to Omaha, and although he’s turned it around by becoming an authentic threat in each at bat, I still wonder about how many games he might have cost the Royals with his early struggles.

Even though Ervin Santana continues to astound, Luke Hochevar looks like a totally different pitcher, Bruce Chen made some sort of pact with Satan and Greg Holland is arguably the best closer in baseball, I still think about what kind of haul they could have brought in if they’d been shopped.

James Shields has been every bit the ace Dayton Moore said he was, but Wil Myers? The guy Kansas City gave up for Shields and would have controlled for years and years? He’s likely to be rookie of the year and, given a full season, probably would have led the Royals in most major offensive categories.

And, you knowOld Man Tejada is pretty much the regular second baseman at this point.

Look, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, something something I’m an idiot. This is why I’m a part-time internet columnist and guys like Moore make the big bucks, right? But in my defense, the Royals STILL aren’t going to make the playoffs. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Weak in Review — The Cut Me Free but Don’t Tase Me Bro Addition

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Chicago area resident John Wrana, a 95 year old WWII war hero, died from injuries sustained in an incident, which was later ruled as a homicide by the medical examiner. Police were called to Victory Centre, an assisted living facility, when it was reported by staff that Wrana was being “combative,” resisting medical treatment and “threatening” people with………a two foot shoehorn. Or was it a cane?

Either way, when police arrived, Wrana was conducting his “altercation” from his chair. Staff told police they wanted them to come back in the room and try to calm him down, but it became an official police action and the fuzz would have none of it.

So the cops stormed the room with riot shields, ordered the man to surrender, tased him first then bean bagged him.

In case you’ve dozed off, or are semi illiterate like Harley, let me reiterate; the suspect was a 95 year old WWII hero, armed with a shoe horn! Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘She & Him’ Agent Blasts Kanrocksas Promoter

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And from the looks of things there’ll be plenty of that. Shouting, you know. Because while the festival formally known as Kanrocksas is little more now than a twinkle in the eye of failed founder Bill Brandmeyer – and a future trivia question at the Westport Flea Market – There’s one lawsuit filed and possibly more to go.

That according to She & Him booking agent Eric Dimenstein.

Dimenstein’s agency also represents Glasgow’s Camera Obscura and both bands were booked to appear at this year’s Kanrocksas in late June.  However as we all now know, Kanrocksas was cancelled a month out due to poor advance ticket sales. Continue reading

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Whinery: Where Does It All End?

abc_ntl_archive_19791129_091110_mnMy life as a “Conspiracy Theorist” began in 1980, during hostage crisis with Iran

I had to have been the only kid in 8th grade who would go to bed at 9:30 PM and set my alarm for 1130 PM so I could get up and watch Nightline with Ted Koppel. Then afterwards I would reset my alarm for 6:35 AM, giving myself 25 minutes to get ready for school before Good Morning America with David Hartman and the news updates by Steve Bell that started at 7 AM.

I’d leave for school around 7:45 AM, riding my bike to get there around 8 AM- and the dash into the library where fresh copies of the Orange County Register, Los Angeles Times and the Wall Street Journal awaited my eager perusal. The bell rang to go to class at 830AM where I would go through the motions of being a middle schooler. Until I could go home, gather the evening editions of the newspapers from my driveway – which I paid for by the way – and watch Eyewitness News with Jerry  Dunphy and ABC’s World News Tonight with Peter Jennings.  To get the latest hostage news updates, of course.

I was one sick puppy. Continue reading

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Hearne: Quoth the Raven, ‘Restaurant Inspections Are Vital’

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Jay Leno & Ray LaMar

Here’s a funny one…

Did hear the one about the chicken that – hold it -I mean, the column that Kansas City Star “public editor” Derek Donovan wrote about the importance of the restaurant inspection reports business reporter Joyce Smith runs regularly in the newspaper?

Perhaps you’ve seen them? Too bad for you if you haven’t because they’re “vital,” Donovan purports. I’ve got a question for the D Dog:

If running those mini vignettes about the restaurant workers who get dinged for not wearing hairnets or touching something with a bare hand are so indispensable, how come nobody at the newspaper thought to publish them until I spanked Smith for blowing a front page story about the closing of the fabled LaMar’s Donuts?
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Hearne: Scribe Says KU Coach Bill Self’s Job, Marriage May Be on Death Row

Las Vegas Invitational - Day Two - Kansas v ArizonaThe end of a fabled coaching era is approaching for KU basketball

So says sports scribe Craig Glazer. That after Kansas coach Bill Self‘s rumored marital woes and comments this week indicating that he may be open to an offer to coach in the NBA.

“Wow. He sounded very interested,” Glazer says. “But you know, in defense of Bill Self, he’s given KU a decade and he’s already arguably the best coach KU has ever had.

“You want me to be honest? I think if Bill can get back to a title game and win it – and that could happen this year – I think he could be done at KU. I mean, can you blame the guy? They’re going to pay him a truckload of money. My gut is he’s going to leave KU within three years and it could be this year.”

Self let the cat out of the bag in an interview in the Oklahoman Monday. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Is Your Scribe Down with Gay Boycott of Stoli? Absolut-ly

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I love and support my friends in the gay community but this opinion isn’t going sit well with many of them.

This week “their” President said he has “no patience” for countries, like Russia, that intimidate and harm individuals based on their sexual orientation. Why do I say “their” President?  Because 95% of LBGT political contributions go Democratic. You can spend your money any way you see fit, but why not be honest in your total assessment of Obama?

The prez took to the podium this week to ceremonially pimp slap Russia’s Putin for offering amnesty to fugitive whistleblower Eric Snowden and for saying Russia will enforce its anti-gay laws when they host the 2014 Winter Olympics.

No more Summit; I’m sure Puty is crushed. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Split Lip @ Granada, Sandbar Block Party @ 8th and New Hampshire


OK, so I’m a little biased…

I’m a Lawrencian, or an LFKer, or whatever (Sandrat?) — I live in Lawrence.

And yes, I’m more indoctrinated than recent transplant HCJ, who sees KU Basketball more as a cult than a pastime (which is blasphemy).  I mean, I have a degree from KU – I have family in Lawrence – you get the picture.

What I’m saying is that this is a great weekend to take the little jaunt down K 10 or I-70 and spend a little QT on Mass.  Much like Libertarianism, it only feels dirty the first time…. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Sporting Dominate in Nicaragua, Win First Leg 2-0

It was certainly no easy task getting to Esteli, Nicaragua for the first leg of the CONCACAF Champions League.  After the long flight to Managua, where Sporting Kansas City spent the night, they got up and took a 3 hour bus ride to the stadium in Esteli, a city of about 100,000 known best for its cigar production.

Though by all standards Real Esteli is an inferior team, games like this are always a challenge.  There’s the travel, the accommodations which are sometimes lacking, the food, the playing surface, the referees (I’ll get back to this part).   Continue reading

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Hearne: Smartman’s Demise Foretold by Skynyrd, Tolstoy

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Witty beyond belief at times, shockingly crude and crass at others, the comments section dude whose real name was Marti Dolinar was a piece of work. And as I pointed my Fiat Abarth towards the highway heading to the smartman’s funeral, Lynryd Skynyrd’s Free Bird began to play. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Hourly Royals Too Cheap to Buy PEDs, Paula Deen Nixes Dancing With Stars

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K-State football coach Bill Snyder admitted to flunking out of the University of Missouri as a freshman in 1958.  This explains why he went on to have great success at K-State!

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Paul Wilson: The Midstream Weak in Review

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I’ve been in touch with people in A-Rod’s camp and they seems as disappointed as he is with the suspension handed down by baseball and the negative reaction from the crowd as he took the plate in Chicago Monday night. He’s deeply discouraged and wants to leave the game on his own terms.

To that end, we have it from insiders that A-Rod will begin immediately training for the Tour de France, seeing a huge void left by Lance Armstrong’s exit and thinks he may be the man to fill that void.

A-Rod already has sponsorship commitments from Biogenesis and the FDA and is selling yellow rubber bracelets for $5.00 inscribed with the words “I’m Riding for My Life, With Both Balls.” They can be purchased locally at It’s a Beautiful Day, Temple Slug, and 7th Heaven. Continue reading

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New Jack City: AMC’s New ‘Glass Palace’ a Sight to Behold

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Obviously not in Kansas anymore—or was I?

Sure enough it was the grand opening of AMC Entertainment’s new Theatre Support Center located at the Park Place development in South Leawood.

Could’ve fooled me, because touring the new four story state-of-the-art facility had the feel of something you’d expect to see at the headquarters of a Google or Apple.

Luring AMC across the state line with those ever so popular Kansas incentives has now provided America’s second largest theater circuit with an iconic 21st century, pristine new age headquarters that would’ve made company founder Stan Durwood proud. Continue reading

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Starbeams: McCaskill Hits Iowa, Shark Week & ‘Million Dollar Quiz’

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A 25-year-old Iowa woman spent the night in jail after she allegedly became intoxicated and ran through the water spectacular at Kauffman Stadium.  I’m not trying to read too much into this but her bail was paid by Claire McCaskill.

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘We’re The Millers’—Griswold’s Eat Your Heart Out

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Except here they cross the border and things get a hell of a lot raunchier. WE’RE THE MILLERS is a hilarious road comedy that works. Its premise maybe far flung but its execution makes for an hour and 50 minutes of (often) laugh out loud sequences and happenings.

But be forewarned; some of the material said and shown would make the Griswold’s blush!

What we’ve got here is nice and easygoing, small time drug dealer – Kansas City refugee Jason Sudeikis – living the laid back neighborhood life.

That is until he’s robbed of his stash (and especially cash) which now leaves him with a major debt to his supplier. He’s Sudeikis old college classmate Ed Helms who’s become an eccentric, multi, MULTI millionaire and he’s not taking Sudeikis’ non-payment lightly.

Ah, but Helms puts a proposal on the table to even things out. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Hall’s Plaza to Resurface as Restoration Hardware

Image-Halls-on-the-PlazaBeing well-wired, your well-coiffed scribe entails always being on the bleeding edge of what’s moving and shaking in the KC metro rumor mill…

Long before the others know it or bring it to the printed word. Case in point:

When Halls Plaza vacates its ritzy Country Club Plaza digs for their soon-to-be renovated new home at Crown Center downtown, their former home is slated to undergo an extensive remodel of 18-24 months, and ropen as….RESTORATION HARDWARE!

That’s right, go ahead and rub your eyes, it’s true. Continue reading

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New Jack City: An August of Cinematic Charmers

THE WAY, WAY BACKMy favorite summer movie thus far?

THE WAY, WAY BACK which rolled into just three KC theaters in mid-July then added additional screens each subsequent week.

Fox Searchlight Pictures has successfully platformed this great little coming of age charmer from the very beginning. Had they dumped it immediately into wide national release it would’ve surely died a quiet death. It needed great word of mouth feedback—and it got it!

Steve Carell, Toni Collette, Allison Jenney, Sam Rockwell, Maya Rudolph, Amanda Peet and Liam James all made this a memorable evening at the movies.

So is it all over now?

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Paul Wilson: Turn in Your ‘Man Cards’ Today

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However in the few moments of calm amidst 5,000 people wandering through my little gallery, I started piecing together a story in my head.

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All the men I’ve heard about the past two weeks that just need to turn in their man cards and get it over with. I offer the following sad excuses for your consideration:

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Olathe resident Donna Limbaugh was sitting on her porch, reading the newspaper with a 6 pound Yorkshire sitting at her feet, when neighbor Carl Henrichson walked by taking his cancer stricken Lab for a walk. Precious, the 6 year old Yorkie, bolted and decided to chase the Lab. Continue reading

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