Paul Wilson: Will Sprint Sprint for the Left Coast?

Screen shot 2013-12-03 at 11.35.04 PMIt’s all the buzz…

No, not cops shooting firemen; and no, not killings in the Chiefs parking lot at Arrowhead. The town is abuzz with talk about hometown phone company Sprint moving its headquarters moving to California.

Imagine that, Softbank execs not wanting to have to fly over Silicon Valley and its growing 1,000 person R&D facility to have meetings in here Kansas City?

In flight, Son can look out the window of his G5 as he crosses the coastline at 40,000 feet and see his 9-acre, $117.5 palatial estate below. Why would he want to do that? I doubt he does. But will Sprint move?

All the armchair quarter backs and talk show hosts are playing Madam Cleo; prognosticating possible future outcomes, weighing in and opining away. One of the worst examples I heard is the line, “They moved the headquarters once before when they merged with Nextel, they could do it again!”

Well, no they really didn’t. Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘Fast & Furious’ Star Paul Walker Dug His Own Grave

GTY_AP_paul_walker_crash_01_jef_131202_16x9_992-1Let’s leave the tears and hollow eulogies for the family…

Because when it comes right down to it, the blame for the death of Fast & Furious star Paul Walker lies directly at the feet of the slain movie star. Walker was a passenger in a ridiculously fast and ridiculously driven 2005 Porsche Carerra GT this past weekend. The car burst into flames  with Walker and his race car driver pal on board after striking a streetlamp in Santa Clarita, just north of Los Angeles a 45 MPH zone.

After which friends and associates of Walker, 40, and his race car driver pal, 38, played dumb for CNN and other news networks when asked if they thought speed was a contributing factor in the crash and Walker’s death.

“Don’t give me that shit, he was going too fast” says local race car driver Brian Haupt of Carriage & Motor Works on Southwest Boulevard. “They’re denying the obvious, because he was going really fast. You don’t wad a car up like that and kill yourself without going just incredibly fast.” Continue reading

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Hearne: MU Journalism Prof Calls Pitch Out for Copyright Violation

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Missouri’s Nefarious Antlers
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It’s one thing to write a stick-in-the-mud story saying poor taste is a reasonable excuse for denying college students their freedom of speech…

Which is pretty much what Pitch entertainment writer David Hudnall did this past week under the headline, “The Mizzou athletic department should continue to eject Antlers from games as long as they’re acting like terrible people.”

Terrible people, eh?

There’ve been plenty of folks who thought the “Back Page” ads the Pitch and other alt weeklies accepted for years from adult businesses trafficing in minors were acting like terrible people. I digress.

The Antlers are the over-the-top of Missouri students who attend MU basketball and football games and engage at times in off color antics and/or speech.

However in sticking it to the Antlers, the Pitch appropriated a copyrighted photograph of the group and ran it without permission. Which is a fairly big journalistic no-no for a for-profit media organization like the Pitch, which is owned and operated by large corporation. After all, the Pitch takes in hundreds of thousands of dollars in ad revenues, it’s not like Tonys Kansas City, sweating it out from dawn to dusk just for for the ego trip.

Or like KCC, for that matter.

Unfortunately the pic the Pitch poached belonged to none other than a University of Missouri  journalism professor. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Brownback / Dole Ticket, Sex Starved Fruit Flies & KC is Liveable

Sam BrownbackBob Dole is teaming with Sam Brownback to lobby the GOP for Kansas City to get the next Republican National Convention.  Nothing says, “Presidential Winner” quite like the team of Dole/Brownback.

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Kansas City IS ranked #21 on the “Livability Index” for the under-30 crowd.  Global social news network Vocativ ranked the top 35 cities and KC came in ahead of New York, Miami, Dallas and San Diego.  We were popular on the list because so many parents in the metro have an extra bed in their basement.

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OBSERVATION OF THE DAY:  Shower romance is always better in the movies than real life.  For example, I always slip…and I’m also lonely. Continue reading

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Hearne: Scribe Says MU Lucky Against Johnny Football; Must Beat Auburn or Season Will Be Forgotten

we-are-mizzou-music-video-630x353This year’s Missouri football team is good but not great one, says scribe Craig Glazer

That could change if the MU beats Auburn. And that now is a must win game if this year’s Missouri football team wants to earn the respect of national sportswriters and fans.

“Missouri is about to play the game that could define them,” Glazer says. “because if Missouri loses, they could get knocked out of the BCS bowl games completely and get stuck going to a lesser bowl.

“Let me say this about Missouri; if they beat Auburn – and Auburn is a legitimate team – that would make them the best Missouri football team in history.” Continue reading

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Hearne: Scribe Unleashes Totally Legit, Post Denver ‘I Told You So’

waits-all-summer-for-football-season-favorite-team-is-the-chiefs-thumbLook, we all bleed Chiefs red -one way or another – right?

However some are a little more thin-skinned, and that’s okay. It’s understandable to be tragically bummed when your woman runs off with some Duck Dynasty wannabe or the home team loses. Shit happens.

And make no mistake, there’s no sin in reexamining the NFL team of  your choice midway through the season after having more time to evaluate them. And that’s what football Scribe Craig Glazer is guilty of.

But who doesn’t reassess things after receiving further information? Continue reading

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Hearne: Rewriting the History of ‘Thank You Walt Disney’

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Diane Disney Miller tours DIsney theme park with Art Whatshisname

Get me rewrite!

The first thing I thought when I read Diane Disney Miller‘s obit in the Star a week ago; somebody screwed up. With so many staff shortages and veteran reporters and copy editors laid off, no one caught the fact (or remembered) that Miller spent considerable time and energy here in the early-mid 1990s being courted by Screenland movie dude and attorney Butch Rigby.

Ah but Rigby remembered.

And he was granted an “As I See It” column in the newspaper five days later (he’s pals with columnist Mary Sanchez). A column that provided him the chance to accomplish two goals; a minor rewrite of history and an opportunity to kiss up to Miller’s heirs and maybe land a donation for his 20 year-old plan to erect a monument and/or museum here to the beloved animator who spent part of his early years in the Cowtown.

Mission accomplished, except for one thing; it was a faulty accounting.

Because Diane Disney Miller’s visit in 1994 was little more than a schmooze trip to attempt to get her to contribute to Rigby’s group’s original plan to build a statue of her father Walt. Continue reading

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Hearne: Is KC Wolf’s ‘Bungee’ Bummer a Career Ender & Will He Sue Chiefs?

article-2514054-19A92F9300000578-471_634x419Anybody else think the word “glitch” has been way overused lately?

First officials in the Obama administration – and shortly thereafter, the media – glommed onto the word in an effort to downplay the myriad problems with the Affordable Care Act website. A mere “glitch,” they said.

But two months worth of problems hardly qualifies as a “brief interruption.”

Which brings us to the mysterious case of Dan Meers aka the Kansas City Chiefs mascot known as KC Wolf. And what the Kansas City Star labeled a “glitch” that resulted in Meers being seriously hurt and having what could be career-ending back surgery while attempting a practice bungee jump from the stands to the field at Arrowhead Stadium.

Meers did not return calls for this column. Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘They Said It Couldn’t Be Done’ — Plaza Lights 2013

Screen shot 2013-11-28 at 10.55.27 PMWith rare exception, flimsy reporting on the Plaza Lights have been the rule…

You know the game; mindless television news reporters breathlessly painting word pictures of hundreds of thousands of spectators at the Thanksgiving night ceremony, with endless miles of strung out Christmas lights – enough to reach Sedalia (maybe back).

The bigger the yarn, the better and who’s to say different?

Enter intrepid Kansas City Star reporter Jim Fussell and the FYI section. Continue reading

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Hearne: The Good Guys vs The Bad Guys on ‘Black Thanksgiving’ 2013

1385507470000-AP-Airlines-Thanksgiving-TravelThe battle lines are drawn…

Massive companies like Walmart, Best Buy,  Kohls and McDonald’s have effectively declared war on Thanksgiving and, as Phillip Brown says, it’s up to consumers to sort things out. Either we given in and flood the store’s Black Thursday sales today – all but insuring they’ll not only continue in future years but grow – or we draw the line and hold off shopping until, you know, Black Friday.

The choice is ours, and Brown could not have laid it out more plainly.

With that in mind as I began my other Thanksgiving ritual – culling out and recycling the multitudinous ad inserts in my Kansas City Star and Lawrence Journal World newspapers –  it came to me; that somewhere in those ads was the dividing line between the good merchants and the bad.

The good, being those respectful of the Thanksgiving holiday and the ritual of families gathering in thanks once a year; the bad being the corporations trampling on America’s most sacred holiday in the interest of getting their mitts on the almighty buck one extra day out of the year. One measly day, for crying out loud.

Look, I know this is hardly a scientific tally, but at least it’s a start.

And hey, why not reward the merchants who waited for Black Friday and punish those guilty of trampling on Thanksgiving?

Now on the tally: Continue reading

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Glazer: Scribe Unleashes Thanksgiving Weekend Football Forecast

i-7bdd8e82b16d5b5ae6d797a2dc26af00-football-turkeyWell, what was supposed to be THE big game this Sunday at Arrowhead has lost a bit of it’s luster…

Chiefs fans are down in the dumps after two losses in a row.  Now Denver and Peyton Manning are coming to town with what is likely to be the gutshot that gives them the western title and forces the Chiefs into a low level wild card game.

We all know the Chiefs lost their top two defenders in the loss to San Diego.  And without their two stud linebackers, the Chiefs’ defense is horrible.

What’s odd is that QB Alex Smith would have gotten all the praise nationally and locally had the Chiefs won last week since the victory would have been chalked up to his passing skills.  Having said that, with Denver’s severe injuries to their defense and a couple of receivers, the boys in a red now have a slight chance to pull off an upset victory that otherwise would have been nearly impossible.

For the Chiefs to pull off the miracle victory, Smith will have to have a repeat passing performance from last week, plus a strong attack from Jamaal Charles on the ground.

Hey, it’s nearly Christmas, maybe we get an early gift.  Continue reading

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Phillip Brown: Big Biz Declares Holy War With ‘Black Thanksgiving’ — Boycott Called

NO-shopping-on-thanksgivingEver since European Pilgrims began settling the American continent, they commemorated a day in November as a time of Thanksgiving…

It’s a time where we put aside our mundane, everyday responsibilities, avert our eyes from our struggles for a better future and just appreciate the fortunes of the present. This is the day when we gather those close to us, be they family, friends or neighbors, and give thanks for the riches that fate and our struggles have bestowed.

It’s a celebration that has existed in some form or another in every culture since human beings discovered the art of agriculture some 10,000 years ago.  Obviously, there is a primal societal need for this pause from the routine.

Now America’s big retailers and fast food franchises think they can improve on that idea. 

Just as the harvest celebrations in history have shrunk from a period of several weeks to just one day, they think their employees have evolved to the point that they can satisfy this basic yearning for appreciation and renewal with a mere break of some 4 to 8 hours.

Then –BACK TO WORK!!  Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘NEBRASKA’ — Great Expectations Pay Off

NEBRASKAMy favorite new movie out now?

A small gem called NEBRASKA.

How so?

Well it’s a dramedy starring 77 year-old Bruce Dern who incidentally won the covenant Best Actor prize for his superb performance in the film at this year’s Cannes Film Festival.

In NEBRASKA Dern plays cantankerous old-timer Woody Grant who receives a winning sweepstakes certificate in the mail one day.

A sham?

Of course it is, but don’t tell that to Woody who won’t hear of it and sets out on a road trip to Lincoln to claim his million dollar winnings.

His cranky wife (June Squibb) and both of his sons (Will Forte and Bob Odenkirk) all try their damndest to persuade him not to go.

But when everything fails, Forte reluctantly agrees to accompany dad on his 850 mile track from Billings, Montana to Lincoln, Nebraska.

And what a journey it becomes. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Thanksgiving Food, Ranked

thankscoverAccording to some religion or another, we all know that gluttony is a sin, but we also know that aside from the whole “oh, boy am I so thankful for _______” aspect of the holiday, gluttony is the impetus of Thanksgiving.

Truly, gluttony is the least of your worries when you’re seductively winking at your sister-in-law across the table, ridiculing your Uncle Gary’s crippling drug habit, going on incoherent, racist rants and passing out on the couch during the football games. (And pissing your pants. Don’t forget that.)

That’s why I suggest that, if you’re gonna do it, do it right. Stuff yourself with what matters most and leave the fruit salad for your elderly aunt and her soft, brittle teeth.

Here’s my list, in order of Who-Gives-a-Shit to Must-Have. Continue reading

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Hearne: Don’t Miss This Year’s Thanksgiving Day Breakfast Dance Thursday

IMG_0922Forget what Paul Wilson said about silence being golden, you’ve got a party to go to…

Look, there’s a time and a place for everything and while Mr. Wilson’s advice may have been heartwarming, if you haven’t ever saddled up on a Thanksgiving morning and headed to the National Guard Armory in KCK for a BYOB blues blowout with some of the Cowtown’s hippest and finest dressed African Americans – and a smattering of clued in white folk – you haven’t lived yet.

Seriously. Continue reading

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Hearne: Steve Penn Lawsuit Against Newspaper Poised to Go Forward

stevePennThis just in…

Insiders on former Kansas City Star columnist Steve Penn’s defamation lawsuit against the newspaper say Penn and his attorney are poised to breath new life in his battle over his firing for alleged plagiarism charges.

We’ll see.

The case was dismissed recently after a key Penn witness’s mother reportedly fell and the party was unable to be in KC for the trial.

So where do things go from here? Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘The Book Thief’ Sets Philosophical Tone This Thanksgiving

imagesA movie narrated by whimsical “Death” and set in Nazi Germany probably isn’t what you had in mind for this holiday season….

But THE BOOK THIEF, based on Marcus Zusak’s best selling novel, is a fascinating story of a young girl named Liesel who embarks on a journey marked by discovery, courage, friendship and the power to triumph over the most difficult human circumstances.

Make no mistake about it DEATH was extremely busy during those dark days. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Find Some Silence This Thanksgiving

silence-is-goldenThis week, millions will gather with family and friends for the annual feast of Thanksgiving…

They’ll join hands around the table and give thanks for the abundance we all have been blessed with. Almost without exception, those of us with the least even have so much more than our brothers and sisters around the world who have, comparatively speaking, almost nothing.

At the same time, many of us will miss the underlying philosophy behind the day,  having been lulled into thinking it’s little more than the Macy’s parade and our once a year excuse for a tryptophan over dose and endless football games. Continue reading

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Donnelly: No Panic Here – Sporting Advance to MLS Cup with Come Back Win

Sporting Kansas City finally got their revenge over the Houston Dynamo, an Eastern Conference rival who knocked the boys in blue out of the playoffs in each of the last two seasons.

Maybe it was the mojo of KC rap-mogul Tech N9ne, who hyped the already frenzied crowd by laying down rhymes right between the players as they walked out of the tunnel and onto the pitch.  Good luck charm, perhaps?

Or maybe it was the winter weather, which was in the teens by game time.  It wreaked some havoc with players’ touches all game long, turning normally deft feet into blocks of ice.  Continue reading

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