KC Confidential

Most mainstream media continue to tiptoe around the subject but…

It’s now clear that a wildly-illegal, over-the-top joyride is to blame for the deaths of “Fast & Furious” star Paul Walker and his race car driving pal late last year.

Put another way, it was no one’s fault but their own, just like local race car driver Brian Haupt of Carriage Motor & Works stated here shortly after the grisly, November 30 accident in Santa Clarita, Calif.

Walker’s Porsche was traveling at more than 100 miles per hour when it spun out of control and crashed, according to a report by the Los Angeles County Coroner.

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Banker / civic leader / force of nature R. Crosby Kemper Jr. hated the Kansas City Star…

Seriously.

Kemper despised the newspaper so that six days after his January 2nd death, his obituary has yet to run in the Star.

That’s highly unusual. Because for someone in Kemper’s station of life it’s pretty much de rigueur for families to shell out big bucks to the newspaper for lengthy obituary ads to let everybody know all about the deceased’s accomplishments and where folks can go to pay their respects.

Don’t think for one minute it was an oversight.

Asked if a newspaper obituary would be forthcoming, a spokesperson handling media inquiries for Kemper’s funeral replied tersely, “That’s up to the family.”

Here’s my take on the matter and you can take this to the bank:

Kemper likely made it clear to his family that not one dime was to go to the Star period. Shoot, nobody even phoned in to get the Star’s 7-line freebie obit. Nope, Kemper wanted nothing to do with the newspaper and for more than a decade he made that abundantly clear.

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Rufus Crosby Kemper, Jr.

In another life R. Crosby Kemper, Jr. might have gone by his first name Rufus…

Instead, he reduced that first name to a lowly initial, and called himself Crosby. Later Kemper was known by some as The Big C. It’s hard to say at this point, but maybe it was because Kemper’s peers teased him so viciously as a child he dropped the Rufus handle and decided to just rock with the R.

Whatever.

In the Latin, Rufus is said to have meant “red-headed,” and in ancient Rome it was apparently popular among both saints and sinners – two categories The Big C was well endowed with, especially the latter during his final years.

Too bad Kemper jettisoned his Rufus so hastily – again, perhap because many thought it a dog’s name and/or from childhood hazing – because it’s made something of a comeback.

When I was a kid the only Rufus I knew was wrestler Rufus R. Jones. That Rufus was famous for his head butts. And while Jones wasn’t a particularly dignified Rufus, who could deny Kemper too could butt heads with the best of them? Continue reading →

The Scribe’s take on yesterday’s Chiefs loss to Indy?

“Well, I’m trying to think of a nice thing to say,” says comedy impresario and sports provocateur Craig Glazer. “On the plus side, quarterback Alex Smith played very well.”

That’s the good news, folks, now brace yourselves for the bad.

“Now that we’ve seen the entire season and a playoff game, it’s clear that this Chiefs team has not improved nearly as much as their record once indicated,” Glazer says. “To lose a game they once lead by 28 points in the second half is truly unbelievable. That was one of the worst playoff collapses of all time.”

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“Inquiring minds want to know…

Given the discussion and controversy surrounding Vince & Associates over-the-top holiday lights display on Metcalf near 103rd Street, the question is, who or what in the heck is Vince & Associates anyway?

“They pay for people to stay there and let the drug manufacturers test their new drugs on the,” says KCC’s Jack Poessiger. “They used to advertise on KY to get young people who need the money and were willing to be tested on the drugs for money.

“One time (KY deejay) Larry Moffitt made an on-air crack on one of (Vince’s) commercials and he said, ‘Yeah, come by and be a guinea pig for us’ and they pulled their ads on the station.”

Somewhat obviously, Vince – was bought out this past year by a Canadian company – is far from alone in trafficking in human guinea pigs for drug company testing. Continue reading →