Hearne: The Verdict is in on Paul Walker Death Crash

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It’s now clear that a wildly-illegal, over-the-top joyride is to blame for the deaths of “Fast & Furious” star Paul Walker and his race car driving pal late last year.

Put another way, it was no one’s fault but their own, just like local race car driver Brian Haupt of Carriage Motor & Works stated here shortly after the grisly, November 30 accident in Santa Clarita, Calif.

Walker’s Porsche was traveling at more than 100 miles per hour when it spun out of control and crashed, according to a report by the Los Angeles County Coroner.

That’s the bad news… Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Mobile Deathcamp @ Replay, Kutt Calhoun @ Riot Room

The Wakarusa Festival, created by Lawrence promoter Brett Mosiman, just announced part of its lineup for this summer’s fest at Mulberry Mountain in Arkansas…

And it looks like they are sticking pretty close to the fest’s tried-and-true formula.

Big names so far include Waka regulars STS9, Flaming Lips, Michael Franti, and Bassnectar.  Also on the bill is a band that killed the last time I caught them, Dr. Dog, as well as dozens of smaller acts of course.

There will be many more artists announced, including a few more headliner type acts, so stay tuned for that.  My hope is that Mosiman steps out a bit and brings in a big band or two that maybe have not previously played Waka – or hasn’t in awhile anyway.

The massive storms and flooding kept me away last year, but this June, absent another tornado-monsoon-shitstorm, I’ll be there.

In the meantime, here are a couple shows to get us through this dead zone in the music calendar… Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: All This for Two Stupid Tickets to Carol Burnett

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That this is where it all began, all this KC Confidential stuff. It was last Valentine’s Day when Hearne hooked me up with two tickets to review Carol Burnett and said those now fateful words that I’m sure many of you have heard;

“You owe me” Continue reading

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Starbeams: Hauling Ass in Missouri & Woman Who Had Three Hour Orgasm

86220You227re220WelcomeThe Missouri legislature is debating whether or not to raise the rural speed limit to 75 mph.  How long does it take to drive from St. Charles County to Jefferson County, Missouri at 75 mph?  It’s simple METH!

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Kansas Action for Children wants Kansas residents to stop drinking soda on Sundays.  How about we start with getting the Chiefs to stop drinking tequila during the fourth quarter?

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Valentine: Giving It Up for the Rich Folks Among Us

R. Crosby Kemper Jr. by Mark Valentine

R. Crosby Kemper Jr. by Mark Valentine

When R. Crosby Kemper, Jr. died, it seemed personal to me even though I didn’t personally know him…

After some thought, I decided maybe it was the many concerts or American Royal events I’d been to at the venue with his name on it.

On a broader level, it is interesting how rich people can add identity to a city. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: ‘Affliction’ Backwards Spells ‘Douche Bag’

affliction_livefast_X1QThis isn’t the story I’d planned for my big comeback and first writing misadventure of the New Year in the choppy seas of KCC…

And while I plan to unleash a full explanation for my absence shortly, this was just some low hanging fruit from a vacation I couldn’t pass up.

The question I’ve been wrestling with since last Saturday in the Buzzard Bar at Big Cedar is this; do all douche bags wear “Affliction” clothing or do you put Affliction on and instantly turn into a D-bag? I find it hard to believe 100% cotton can wield that much influence and power over a human being, still I think it’s a valid question.

According to Wiki, Affliction Clothing was founded in 2005 by a handful of dudes with close ties to mixed martial arts, or MMA.  Maybe that’s the answer right there; it’s an extension of the TapOut and Ed Hardy curse. You put it on and you think you’re an instant bad ass. Continue reading

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Glazer: ‘Hometown Boy’ Offers Up Olive Branch to Readers & Nasty Commenters Alike

Craig AdsviceIt’s a great attention getter for me to be such a controversial character, but I’m often misinterpreted…

I got involved as a writer on this website a few years back for the expressed purpose of being someone that would take off the gloves.  Most local media have a tendency to sugarcoat a lot of the news.

I on the other hand choose not to sugarcoat anything.

Many of my initial stories on KC Confidential were intentionally a bit out there.  If you read them years ago, I often wrote about my love life, which included some photos of the women who were in and out of my life like a revolving door, as well as some racy stories which often left me as the guy who came out on the short end of the stick.  All of these stories were true but were somewhat abbreviated.   Continue reading

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Hearne: Raging Bull R. Crosby Kemper Jr. vs. The Kansas City Star

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Banker / civic leader / force of nature R. Crosby Kemper Jr. hated the Kansas City Star

Seriously.

Kemper despised the newspaper so that six days after his January 2nd death, his obituary has yet to run in the Star.

That’s highly unusual. Because for someone in Kemper’s station of life it’s pretty much de rigueur for families to shell out big bucks to the newspaper for lengthy obituary ads to let everybody know all about the deceased’s accomplishments and where folks can go to pay their respects.

Don’t think for one minute it was an oversight.

Asked if a newspaper obituary would be forthcoming, a spokesperson handling media inquiries for Kemper’s funeral replied tersely, “That’s up to the family.”

Here’s my take on the matter and you can take this to the bank:

Kemper likely made it clear to his family that not one dime was to go to the Star period. Shoot, nobody even phoned in to get the Star’s 7-line freebie obit. Nope, Kemper wanted nothing to do with the newspaper and for more than a decade he made that abundantly clear.

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Valentine: In Support of David Cook & Kansas City

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David Cook by Mark Valentine

How sad that Craig Glazer thinks Kansas City is a city of born losers…

I won’t bore you with the list of world class humans that have called this town home. However I will say , Craig, your main general point that Kansas City isn’t a good sports town is just plain weird.

If Triangles had a god, it would have three sides. We all add our own experience to our interpretation of reality, and so if you think Kansas City has Loser in its DNA, consider who has been in control of your own life.

Maybe David Cook is a good working model for this thought. Continue reading

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Hearne: Banging a Gong for R. Crosby Kemper Jr. aka ‘The Big C’ aka Rufus

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Rufus Crosby Kemper, Jr.

In another life R. Crosby Kemper, Jr. might have gone by his first name Rufus

Instead, he reduced that first name to a lowly initial, and called himself Crosby. Later Kemper was known by some as The Big C. It’s hard to say at this point, but maybe it was because Kemper’s peers teased him so viciously as a child he dropped the Rufus handle and decided to just rock with the R.

Whatever.

In the Latin, Rufus is said to have meant “red-headed,” and in ancient Rome it was apparently popular among both saints and sinners – two categories The Big C was well endowed with, especially the latter during his final years.

Too bad Kemper jettisoned his Rufus so hastily – again, perhap because many thought it a dog’s name and/or from childhood hazing – because it’s made something of a comeback.

When I was a kid the only Rufus I knew was wrestler Rufus R. Jones. That Rufus was famous for his head butts. And while Jones wasn’t a particularly dignified Rufus, who could deny Kemper too could butt heads with the best of them? Continue reading

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Hearne: Scribe to Mudville; ‘I Warned You’

caset-at-the-batThe Scribe’s take on yesterday’s Chiefs loss to Indy?

“Well, I’m trying to think of a nice thing to say,” says comedy impresario and sports provocateur Craig Glazer. “On the plus side, quarterback Alex Smith played very well.”

That’s the good news, folks, now brace yourselves for the bad.

“Now that we’ve seen the entire season and a playoff game, it’s clear that this Chiefs team has not improved nearly as much as their record once indicated,” Glazer says. “To lose a game they once lead by 28 points in the second half is truly unbelievable. That was one of the worst playoff collapses of all time.”

Now some words of wisdom for the unwashed: Continue reading

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Starbeams: It’s So Cold in Kansas City That…

Andy-Reid1The coldest temps in two decades have arrived in Kansas City…

It’s so cold….it chills to the bone, Chiefs coach  Andy Reid should feel this in April.

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It’s so cold…the National Weather Service has forecast Cold, Dangerously Cold, and CHIEFS DEFENSE conditions for Monday.

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It’s so cold…even Dwayne Bowe won’t step OUT. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Chiefs Lose, How They’re Like Breaking Bad (Hear Me Out)

coverwaltI was going to sit down and write about the Chiefs’ loss. How it makes me feel. How it ripped my heart out and shat all over it, unceremoniously. How it’s not surprising, but it’s no less disheartening. How we can prepare ourselves for the worse, and still, sometimes, that worse just kicks you in the fucking teeth and then pisses in the empty gum-sockets where you used to have some chompers.

Because that’s what this felt like.

But I breathed. It was hard, but I did.

And I watched a couple of episodes—okay, four—of Breaking Bad, because I’m one of the world’s 18 assholes who didn’t watch it as it happened. I’m catching up now, thanks to Netflix, mostly, but also the recent marathon on AMC that shared the last 8 episodes.

I didn’t want to start season five for the LONGEST time, because Netflix only had half of it, and the last eight episodes were out there, floating around. I didn’t want to see the first eight episodes of season five but be stuck without the last eight. That seemed torturous. Continue reading

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Glazer: Here Come the NFL Playoffs & Bowl Games; Watch Out Chiefs!

jovan-belcher-kansas-city-chiefsThis past week the mother of former Chiefs linebacker (and murderer) Jovan Belcher filed a lawsuit against the Kansas City Chiefs for wrongful death…

In a nutshell, his mother and her attorneys are after a payday.  Their position: Jovan suffered from concussions.  His mother maintains that medical professionals with the Chiefs were aware of his lack of civility due to injuries sustained while playing for the team.  And that it was those injuries and pressure put upon Belcher by management – including former general manager Scott Pioli – to play well or lose his job.

Professional football is a dangerous game therefore NFL players are paid handsomely.  And everybody is threatened with losing their job if they don’t play well, because it’s a business.

Many players suffer injuries, including concussions, during their careers.  However Belcher’s the only one I know of who got high on alcohol and drugs and went to his girlfriend’s home and emptied his handgun into her because she was bugging him.

It’s clear the victims here are the girl Belcher murdered and their child. Continue reading

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Leftridge: Why the Chiefs Will Win Their First Playoff Game in 20 Years

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Maybe it’s because a loss feels like a foregone conclusion. Maybe it’s because everyone I talked to today said, “yeah, I’m excited to watch, but…”

And there’s a lot hanging on that “but.”

Maybe this is mostly because this very same Chiefs team got throttled like a well-tuned motorcycle just a couple of weeks ago by these very same Colts. It’s hard to look at this team, and look at THAT team, and walk away saying, “well, shit. If that lopsided loss was IN Kansas City, I can only imagine what it’ll be like in Indy…”

But fear not, sports fans. It isn’t impossible for the Chiefs to come out victorious. Not by a long shot. Let ‘s grant some hope right here and now. Sure, this might be so much ass-blown-smoke, but for a town tormented for years by shitty sports franchises (except for Sporting KC—god bless those kids), sometimes you gotta look on the bright-side of life. (This is the part where you imagine the whistles from “Monty Python.”) Continue reading

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Sutherland: Orwell Alive & Well @ 18th & Grand in The Kansas City Star

 images“Some are more equal than others!”  “Two legs bad,four legs good!”  Such phrases from the writings of the British writer George Orwell, notably his two classics ‘1984’ and ‘Animal Farm,’ have entered the English language and describe how journalism and literature have been too often corrupted by a totalitarian mindset.

I often think of Orwell when I read the KC Star.  Most recently I saw a wonderful example of the “Ministry of Truth” (i.e. “Propaganda Ministry”) mentality from ‘1984’ when the paper’s publisher, Mi-Ai Parrish (did I tell you that henceforth I wish to be addressed as “Kunta Kinte” Sutherland, after the protagonist of ‘Roots,’ the 1977 mini-series) published its mission statement in last Sunday’s paper.

There are actually five separate bullet points listed but for purposes of today’s post I will only deal with the first of them since it is so blatantly and outrageously false:

  “TO HOLD THE POWERFUL ACCOUNTABLE AND GIVE VOICE TO                        THE VOICELESS.” Continue reading

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Hearne: Vince & Associates Lighting Displays May Be Least Risky Thing It Does

Screen shot 2014-01-03 at 12.06.44 PM“Inquiring minds want to know…

Given the discussion and controversy surrounding Vince & Associates over-the-top holiday lights display on Metcalf near 103rd Street, the question is, who or what in the heck is Vince & Associates anyway?

“They pay for people to stay there and let the drug manufacturers test their new drugs on the,” says KCC’s Jack Poessiger. “They used to advertise on KY to get young people who need the money and were willing to be tested on the drugs for money.

“One time (KY deejay) Larry Moffitt made an on-air crack on one of (Vince’s) commercials and he said, ‘Yeah, come by and be a guinea pig for us’ and they pulled their ads on the station.”

Somewhat obviously, Vince – was bought out this past year by a Canadian company – is far from alone in trafficking in human guinea pigs for drug company testing. Continue reading

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Starbeams:Fat Chiefs Fans, Roofing KCI, Lorde Knows & Kelly’s Mom

lordeOpponents of the new KCI one-building terminal got enough signatures to force a public vote on the matter.  I, for one, am hoping they keep the current airport design and cover it with a giant rolling roof.

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Pray that the Chiefs beat Indy for the sake of our waistlines!  A report in “Psychological Science” says sports fans eat more junk food when their team loses.  Fans flock to high-fat, high-sugar comfort foods to deal with their emotions when their favorite team is defeated.

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THIS JUST IN:  My mom is threatening to sue the Chiefs if they lose the game and my weight increases.

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