Hearne: KU Athletics Unleashes Spin Story for ‘Fieldhouse Apartments’

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Just spin, baby…

What to do on the heels of the Kansas legislature’s embarrassing snub of the KU Athletics Department after it shot down a request to fund KU’s lavish $17.5 million luxury apartments for basketball recruits…

Especially with KU  basketball deity Bill Self poised to clinch his 10th Big 12 title. After all, Self had shinnied out on a limb shilling for the pricey project, telling basketball devotees it was necessary to keep up with college powerhouses like Kentucky.

And trust me, nobody at the University of Kansas (or in Lawrence) dares disappoint Bill Self. Could cause him to eyeball one of those king-sized NBA paychecks lurking in the shadows.

What was the athletics department to do? Continue reading

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Hearne: Police Van Spotted Outside Jeweler’s Closed Office

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On the heels of not hearing back for several days from a jeweler rumored to be under investigation by authorities, intrepid reporter Paul Wilson was dispatched this afternoon to the offices of said jeweler in an to attempt to set the record straight…one way or another.

Here’s what Wilson found.

“I went by the building the jeweler occupies,” Wilson says. “And there was a sign on the window of the office suite door apologizing for being closed and saying they’ll be back Monday.”

There’s more. Continue reading

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New Jack City: Fasten Your Seat Belts for Non-Stop Thriller

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That was eight years ago and things have gotten even more frightful up in the clouds.
In the movie NON-STOP, worldwide, geezer action star Liam Neeson plays a troubled U.S. Air Marshal. His next assignment: a routine New York to London transatlantic hop during which he’s charged with keeping his eyes and ears open for any trouble or possible hijacking. His assigned seat on the jumbo jet is in Business Class next to Julianne Moore’s.
But make no mistake about it, this flight is anything but routine. Continue reading
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Hearne: The Heat is On Jewelry Empire Scion

jewel-thief-1967-shemaroo-dvd-2031-pThe temperature seems to be rising on the scion of a legendary KC jeweler…

Rapidly. And while – as we’ve explored here – anything’s possible as far as a bust timetable is concerned should stories making the rounds prove true – increasingly the feeling is that this thing may be about to burst wide open…one way or another. There are just too many people in the local news media who’ve begun sniffing about for this story.

And still the jeweler in question is not returning my calls nor answering his telephone.

Meanwhile area police and justice department officials appear to be under increasing media pressure to make a move if there’s one to be made and release the story.

One local jeweler says he’s heard it involves “Internet drug purchases and previously missing pieces of jewelry from prominent local families.” Continue reading

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Hearne: To Bust or Not to Bust, That is the Question

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The odds of a Kansas City jeweler getting off the hook by cutting a deal with the Feds with no publicity whatsoever: in a word, slim.

So says two-time convicted felon and former special agent to the Kansas attorney general Craig Glazer, who as they say, has been there, done that. Even were the jeweler in question a first time offender, he’s still almost certain to spend some slam time along with a heaping helping of local news headlines to wash it down with, Glazer says.

Here’s how it works. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Jason Boland @ Granada, Black Joe Louis @ Knuckleheads

Elton John.  Kanye West.  Jack White.  Lionel Richie.

What do these four dudes have in common?  No, they’re not all gay.  I don’t think they are, anyway.  

They’re the  four top headliners at this year’s edition of Bonnaroo, the mega-fest held in rural Tennessee for the past 15 years or so.  And it’s the most eclectic lineup that I can recall to date.  I mean, last year featured Sir Paul, Bjork, and R. Kelly.  And a few years before it was Eminem, Buffalo Springfield, and Arcade Fire.

But Lionel Richie?  What has become of you, Bonnaroo?   Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Sandra Bullock – What Was Jesse James Thinking?

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It’s not that I think she’s the most attractive woman on earth. I mean, she’s okay. But I have friends who know her from the Austin music scene and I admire her normal girl approach to life apart from her star power.

Makes me wonder even more why Bullock’s ex, James James, couldn’t keep it in his pants. James traded his marriage to Bullock for a roll in the tattooed sack with slut puppy mistress, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

Not that any affair is without it’s share of deceit and bad intentions, but grrrl Swastika Michelle was so devoid of morals she decided the net worth gained from selling her story to the tabloids was worth more than what Bad Boy Jesse was doing for her downtown.

Clearly Bullock has judgement issues when it comes to dudes. Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Top Cop AG Holder Takes Cop Out

minn-gay-marriage-banThe No. 1 man in law enforcement says it’s OK to not enforce laws banning same-sex marriage if the laws discriminate in a way forbidden by the Constitution…

Speaking to the National Association of Attorneys General, Attorney General Eric Holder said that any decision not to defend individual laws in court must be “exceedingly rare” and reserved for “exceptional circumstances.” He indicated that legal challenges to gay marriage bans would qualify as such a circumstance.

I hate the term “slippery slope” but who’s to say what circumstance is worthy of not enforcing the law? Who has the authority to decide? This is a law, are we ok with the AG freelancing his personal beliefs over his oath? His reasoning, this time, is because he feels its discriminatory; I totally agree, but it’s still a law. Continue reading

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Unless of course you’re willing to lose your investment. Because let’s face it, my annual Oscar predictions have been less than accurate of late. I’ve been coming in at no higher than 75%, bt fearlessly I carry on. Year after year.
So here’s how I see the Academy handing out the golden-glazed statues this Sunday:
Each category is broken into TWO picks. The first is what I PERSONALLY would have chosen. The second, my prediction for what the Academy WILL choose.
Bear in mind that what we’ve got here is one of the tightest contests in years—especially in the Best Picture, Actor, Supporting Actor and Supporting Actress categories. Continue reading
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Starbeams: Misery in Missouri, Boulevard Beer Fest, Mc Millennial Meals

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Valentine: The Curious Case of ‘Deadbeat Congressman’ Emanuel Cleaver

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Kansas City’s very own Congressman in Washington D.C., The Honorable Rev. Emanual Cleaver is having his wages garnished…

I’ve never heard of a sitting U.S. Congressman allowing his reputation to be tarnished like this. Since it would be so simple to avoid it.

And I always thought Congressmen were good at back room deals. Cleaver could have worked out a payment plan with Bank of America. It would have avoided the label  Dead-beat Congressman.

Well, he’ got a payment plan now. Continue reading

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Hearne: No Way Wichita State is No. 2

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Does Wichita State really deserve to be ranked 2nd in college basketball?

No way, says sports scribe Craig Glazer of Stanford & Sons fame.

Not with a schedule as soft as the one the Shockers have played this season.

“They don’t play the schedule that Kansas or Michigan State plays,” Glazer says. “I think they’re a pretty good team, but no way they’re the second best team in the nation. I think it would be more fair to put them toward the bottom of the top 10.” Continue reading

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Hearne: A Crime That Could Live (Quietly) in Infamy Forever

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It’s also a tale that could retreat into the shadows of urban legend where only insiders ever fully knew and understood what really happened. Because when it comes to high crimes like drug and diamond smuggling, anything can happen.

Mum’s the word today among law enforcement officials contacted about the reported pending bust of a local jeweler. Documents have yet to be filed and everyone contacted – from Kansas City Police to the Department of Justice – say no news is no news. And that unless or until charges are actually unsealed and filed, they can neither confirm nor deny.

Here’s another possibility. Continue reading

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Hearne: Arrest of Jewelry Store Scion Rumored

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I’m going to continue to play this one close, but a prominent society matron emailed me this morning – out of the blue – and dropped the exact name of the rumored local jeweler said to be under investigation for smuggling drugs and diamonds. If true this will be the biggest Kansas City scandal of the new millennium to date.

Check it: Continue reading

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Valentine: Feeling Like Einstein

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Original art by Mark Valentine

He could do the math for Astrophysics to explain how the universe works. But he could not get the same math to work on both.

He died searching for a Unified Field Theory. I’m no Einstein, but I feel the same frustration when I read about “Climate Change” (formerly known as Global Warming).

Al Gore said the ice caps would be melted by last year. There are many current stories about the melting ice caps. It must be true. But NASA says, “The retention of more sea ice in September 2013 has increased the overall thickness and volume of the ice pack compared to recent years. Antarctic sea ice remains significantly more extensive than average.” Continue reading

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Leftridge: TV Time: The Americans Returns Next Week, Will Probably be Good

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It’ll take you a little bit of time to power through the initial 13 episodes—it’s an hour long drama, as is the current fashion—but it’s worth it.

I’ll wait here…

…okay. How was it? Pretty great, right? Compelling? Expertly paced? Well-acted?

Exactly. Continue reading

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