Hearne: Pitch Website Goes Dark, Listed for Sale

PitchBESTof2008You got it, you sell it, you still got it…

And no, we’re not talking about sex, but rather The Pitch website, which earlier today – alarmingly – went dark and was replaced by a Go Daddy website for sale sign.

That’s what a number of KC Confidential readers reported shortly after 7 a.m.

“Uh-oh,” said one startled Pitch reader. “Have you checked (their site) today? Redirects to Go Daddy with instructions on how to buy it, since it expired on 3/13. What’s happening??”

Given the sorry state of the print and the diminished performance of The Pitch in recent years, naturally there was room for concern.

Could this be the long-feared end of days? Continue reading

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Paul D. Wilson: The Weak in Review

the listThe Lindsay Lohan Laid List

The train wreck we love to hate; the girl who should have been a Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan is back in the news with a list of dudes she’s slept with.

Somehow the list came into the possession of In Touch magazine. No one’s quite fully sure if it’s real or fake, it could be just another stunt to get her career less career back in the news, but the list is a virtual who’s who of celebrities. So much so that a few of the names have been blurred out by the editors of In Touch!

Headlining the list – among the many others – is none other than, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin Phoenix, Adam Levine and Colin Farrell. I had the list examined by a forensics handwriting analyst here in Kansas City and one blurred out line clearly reveals the name “Craig Glazer” when viewed under black light.

Personally, I’m betting the list is as fake as she is and leaked to get her sorry ass back in the news.

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Sounds Good: Split Lip @ Knuckleheads, Jim Jeffries @ Midland

Ok, sit down.  Seriously.  It’s for your own good.  scott-stapp-barbudo1_jpg_630x486_q85

Ready?  Scott Stapp is coming to Lawrence on Tuesday, March 25th for a solo show at the Granada!  Yes, the lead singer from Creed, one of the most hated bands in recent memory.  Did I mention that he’s sold north of 50 million records?  And that was when you could actually make money selling records.

Yes, he’s from Florida.

 

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Donnelly: Cruz Azul Heads Back to Mexico With a One-Goal Deficit

Mexican powerhouse Cruz Azul rolled into town Wednesday to take on Sporting KC in the first leg of the CCL.

And what would have been thought of as a major mismatch a few years ago certainly was not that on this night.

“They are still as athletic and strong as we have always known them to be,” explained Azul manager Luis Fernanda Tena.  “They have always had this characteristic, but now you see very technically gifted players as well. You see that improvement to the point where MLS and Mexican teams are very even in terms of quality.” Continue reading

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Hearne: The Dumbing Down of Sex in Kansas City

Screen Shot 2014-03-13 at 1.04.37 PMLeave it to the Kansas City Star to find a way to make sex uninteresting…

Seriously. Not that a study called The Hustle about the “economics of the underground commercial sex industry” was meant to titillate, still did anybody else try choking down the newspaper’s sum up of the story?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Geez, they couldn’t even find a way to localize the several city study enough so people here could make it maybe halfway through the article?

What the heck, I’ll take a whack at it. Continue reading

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Hearne: KU Women Get Short End of Stick…Again

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Bonnie Henrickson
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It’s becoming increasing clear when it comes to the University of Kansas that money talks and pretty much everything else walks…

Even tiny amounts of money, as in a paltry $25 per student, per semester fee used to help fund women’s and non-revenue sports at the KU. Because in a startling move, the KU student senate voted to end a 35 year-old subsidy for said sports, which began as a means to help the university comply with the Title IX gender equity in education law.

And guess who’s to blame for sticking it to the so-called Lady Jayhawks?

The dudes running the Athletics Department who are poised to bestow quarter million dollar apartments on top level,  one-and-done, NBA-bound basketball recruits. Men only, of course. The women got shut out of the deal after the Kansas legislature refused to fund the folly. And because according to the KU students who voted 55-3 to kill the fees, the athletics department doesn’t need the dough based on it being a $93.6 million corporation. Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Need For Speed’ Delivers for Gearheads

NeedForSpeedMovie_screencap-lgOn my way to the screening of NEED FOR SPEED I was fully expecting another FAST & FURIOUS….

However, that’s not what I got.

The FAST & FURIOUS franchise has improved with ongoing chapters. So the comparison should only be with the original FAST & FURIOUS back in 2001 which was average at best.

NEED FOR SPEED reminds me more of those Roger Corman action flicks of the late 60’s and early 70’s. The rubber burning hot rod sagas where storyline and acting were merely a backdrop. The stars were always the hot cars. Continue reading

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Leftridge: NFL Free Agency Starts, Chiefs Departing Left and Right

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As is custom this time of year, the NFL free agency period is underway. There have been some big (though mostly unexpected) moves, like the Chicago Bears releasing DE Julius Peppers, the Dallas Cowboys releasing DE DeMarcus Ware (who is likely to sign with the Denver Broncos, which is absolutely terrifying), and the New Orleans Saints promising to release former K-State Wildcat and current Always Fun Guy to Watch Darren Sproles, but then deciding that “due to high levels of interest from multiple teams,” they’d trade him instead. Dicks.

So far, my favorite moment has been the San Francisco 49ers trading a 6th round pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars for the services of former Mizzou QB Blaine Gabbert, who has been an absolute flop in his first three NFL seasons. (And—hilariously enough—will be making more than current San Fran QB Colin Kaepernick, provided there are no contract restructurings.)

Back in Kansas City, the ol’ Chiefs are HEMORRAGING (mediocre) players, and BOY ARE MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS FREAKING OUT! HOWEVER WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT DEXTER MCCLUSTER?! I LOOOOVE HIM! #sad #StupidChiefs. (Then they post a Buzzfeed quiz informing us all which Golden Girl they’d most like to bang, and the world moves on.) Continue reading

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Paul Wilson: Sprint / T-Mobile Merger Bloviating; Nicely Played, Son

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SoftBank main man Masayoshi Son – the company that now owns Sprint – spoke to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce yesterday in what most assuredly was meant to garner propaganda headlines aimed at the FCC. Not that the regulatory body overseeing a proposed merger of Sprint and T-Mobile doesn’t already have all the facts it needs to make a decision.

My guess is that was it was a play by Son to curry favor for an approval.

The new Sprint BMOC, (big man on campus), who describes himself as blunt and frequently yells at the execs inside his newest telephone play toy, says that if regulators let him take over T-Mobile that he will revolutionize the American cellphone market the way he did Japan’s, complete with price wars and faster bandwidth speeds.

So how fast is fast? Son wants to provide 1 gigabit per second, same as Google Fiber.

For you non techies who don’t know how fast 1 gigabit per second actually is, it’s so fast, Harley’s comments will show up practically as soon as he thinks them! Continue reading

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Hearne: Scribe Lays Pipe to Andy Reid & This Year’s Chiefs

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Because everybody’s favorite sports know-it-all Craig Glazer is back to let you in on the awful truth about this year’s Kansas City Chiefs.

“I am so down on this team,” Glazer says. “More so than last year. I think they’re complete phonies.”

No mincing of words there.

“Everybody made a big deal last year out of the Chiefs hiring Andy Reid as head coach,” Glazer continues. “But he was about to get fired by Philadelphia. I mean, Philly wanted him gone. Andy Reid was an out-of-shape guy with deep family problems. You know, he wasn’t a happy guy. I look at him on the sidelines and he just doesn’t have any energy.”

If the Chiefs wish to succeed, they need to lose Andy Reid, Glazer says. Continue reading

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New Jack City: The Kansas City Auto Show’s Ugliest Ducklings

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You even thought about buying one but the wife hates your taste in cars and says the one you like is ugly. She wouldn’t be seen dead in it.

Guess what, she may have a point.

CAR & DRIVER magazine recently  checked out the looks of the new cars as well and found many of the latest models downright  ugly.

The ones that stood out?

 

CAR & DRIVER’s list (and reasoning) of the 10 Ugliest Cars for Sale Today:

# 10—SUBURU LEGACY/ OUTBACK

“Styled with a mishmash of disjointed gimmicky & exaggerated cues.”

# 9—FIAT 500L

“Have you ever wondered what a Fiat 500 might look like if it had an air hose shoved up its tailpipe?” Continue reading

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Starbeams: Saving Indian Springs, Acid test, Barry Bonds ‘Juiced’ & Quaked

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A 12-story office complex has been proposed for the area just north of Seventh Church of Christ, Scientist.  That may come in handy for when they need to pray for approval from “Friends of the Plaza.”

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Hearne: Adios KU, Lawrence — Bill Self NBA Bound

the glazeThe handwriting’s on the wall…

And sooner, rather than later. Vaunted KU basketball coach Bill Self is not long for this world – that being Lawrence – says sports handicapper Craig Glazer of Stanford & Sons.

“It just makes sense, he’s pretty much done all he can do there in college basketball,” Glazer says. “We all know his marriage is in trouble and probably won’t survive. And he just has that NBA persona. He’s great with the media. He’s an attractive person. And KU probably has more players in the NBA than anybody else in college basketball.

“Bill has a knack of getting all these one-and-done, 18 year-olds who go on to the NBA and get drafted in the first round. He’s become almost a professional, college coach. He’s the king of one-and-done players like Andrew Wiggins. The McDonald’s All Americans want to play for Bill Self because he’s proven that his teams are very good and they get lots of national attention. Continue reading

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Hearne: Dial ‘T’ for Murder in Lawrence

GOMEZAs sleepy smaller cities go, Lawrence ranks right up there with the best of em…

At least when it comes to murder. That is until last summer, says Lawrence police spokesman  Sgt. Trent  McKinley.

“Since July we’ve had five homicides,” McKinley says. “And we had a couple that miraculously did not end up resulting in deaths but were very, very serious. Prior to that we went a couple years without any.”

Leading to the obvious – yet unanswerable question – why?

“I’ve been asked that several times lately,” McKinley says. “But in all of these – with the exception of the one in March that we don’t know yet – these were people who were known to each other.”

In other words, just the luck of the draw.

That said, some locals point the finger of blame westward. Continue reading

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Donnelly: Seattle Beats KC With Last Second Goal. Again.

Well, it happened again.  At this point I think it’s fair to call it a curse.

Since the Seattle Sounders joined MLS, they’ve beaten KC 7 times.  Five of those wins have come via a second half, stoppage time, game winning goal.

Kind of unbelievable, really.

“It seems to happen for us a lot against them,” remarked Sounders main man Sigi Schmid after the last second garbage goal locked up a 1-0 win for his squad.  “It’s what Peter Vermes said to me after the game, ‘You guys do this to us every time.'” Continue reading

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Hearne: Is The Power & Light District’s Jones Pool Kaput?

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Don’t believe anything you read (or hear) and only half of what you see. Sounds like a perfect fit for what Stanford & Sons main man Craig Glazer says he was told about The Jones Pool downtown this past weekend at the Woodside Health & Tennis Club in Westwood.

“Apparently they closed the business quietly right after the summer,” Glazer says. “I know they must have had some issues, because last summer I didn’t hear anything about it. No promotions like the one I got Jimmie “JJ “Walker to host two or three summers ago. And some Chiefs players had a couple of events there that I went to, but I didn’t hear anything last summer, it was really quiet. And I was talking to a staffer at Woodside and he said, ‘Did you hear that the Jones Pool closed?’ And he told me they’re going to turn it into some kind of 24Hour Fitness thing.”

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Hearne: Whatever Happened to the Bill Self Scandal?

BillSelfBeautifulA year ago KU was suffering from a bad case of, is Bill Self‘s marriage on the rocks…

Here’s what I wrote about it last summer on Lawrence Confidential:

“That Kansas basketball coach Bill Self allegedly had been kicked out of his seven-figure Lawrence home by wife Cindy and was holed up in one of the town’s ritziest condo buildings.

“And that – almost more astonishing than even that – he allegedly had been seeing one of my nearby neighbors in West Lawrence.

“That’s the talk anyway and it’s the talk of the town.”

Talk of the town, indeed. Continue reading

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Hearne: All Quiet Along The ‘All That Glitters’ Front

il_570xN.210784959Still no return calls from the KC Jeweler alleged to be in dire straights with the law… 

Which is understandable in that while it’s believed something is going down behind the scenes, as experts have explained, these sorts of things can unfold in many different ways over considerable periods of time. And were KC Confidential to literally barge in, in the middle of things, who knows what direction the situation could spin off into.

As for how the story came to light, another Kansas City jeweler claiming to be owed money by the jeweler in question was the source. Continue reading

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