Hearne: What Would Paul Wilson Say?

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Remember him? The writer dude who likes to mix it up with that Harley character in the comments section, and who fancies himself as some sorta kinder, gentler, more erudite Craig Glazer. You know, a “well coiffed scribe.”

Anyway, if Wilson were able to dig his you-know-what out of the vacation dust, undoubtedly he would have something to say about the month long overload and overkill by CNN covering Malaysian Flight 370. Frankly, I shudder to even mention it, given the ridiculous amount of  practicality news-free coverage this story has gotten.

However, I think we’re beginning to see a bit of light at the end of the tunnel. Continue reading

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Hearne: AMC Town Center / Cinetopia Showdown Fast Approaching

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Date night at Cinetopia

Wars can be a good thing…

Not the ones where people die. I’m talking about the ones that pit one business against another. Sometimes it can be in the form of a price war, other times a battle to see who can provide the best product or services.

And for the past several months local movie theater powerhouse AMC Theatres has been furiously readying it’s Leawood Town Center 20 to do battle this summer with formidable competitor Cinetopia and its coming-very-soon Overland Park 18 movieplex.

This one could get ugly, ladies and gentlemen.

And based upon my sampling of AMC’s redo,  Cinetopia may already be poised to win this war.

Seriously. Continue reading

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Hearne: The Fall & Rise of Jason Whitlock

120501_IQ2_Jason_WhitlockEX.jpg.CROP.article250-mediumThings are looking up for former Kansas City Star sports scribe Jason Whitlock

At long last.

“I’m not saying he’s Bryant Gumbel, but at least he’s showing up,”  says sports guru Craig Glazer. “There’s no point in my guessing his salary, but I think he’s making some halfway decent money now.”

Not long ago, that wasn’t the case.

“If you go back three or so years ago when Jason left the Star and Nick Wright said he was going to make millions of dollars, obviously Nick was wrong. That was somewhat naive of Nick Wright and the number he gave out was outrageous because people like me knew better that those numbers were pretty dicey. Bloggers don’t make that kind of money – even working for the big boys like ESPN and Fox – unless you are an established, big name player.”

However things have changed since the big fella returned to ESPN last year, Glazer says. Continue reading

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Hearne: Trouble on the Network

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Apparently I’m one of an elite few that this has never happened to…until recently. Whereupon the excellent staffers at the Apple Store on the Plaza totally made things right in mere minutes, before my very eyes no less.

Unfortunately the story doesn’t end there.

Because I apparently inadvertently elected the incorrect option on my back up drive  – an Apple Time Machine – setting in motion a complex correction course that even the geniuses at the Apple store took days to unravel. And thank goodness I didn’t take the computer back home and try and do it myself, because if it took the Apple experts three days to fix things, I’ll count the $99 it cost as money well spent. Continue reading

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Sounds Good: Alejandro Escovedo @ Knuckleheads, St. Vincent @ Liberty Hall, Arlo Guthrie @ Liberty Hall

Ms. Lauryn Hill TicketsThe big news in the KC music scene right now is the appearance of Lauryn Hill this summer at the Uptown Theater.

After exploding onto the scene and winning five Grammys with her debut album, Hill’s career took some weird turns, including a self-imposed exile, writing a screenplay about Bob Marley, and a stint in prison for failing to pay around a million dollars in taxes.

Though she never came close to replicating the success of her first record, there’s still an aura about her, a belief that she is one of the greats, for some reason.  If you want to get into the show, I’d get in line now.  Tickets go on sale tomorrow (3/28)… Continue reading

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Leftridge: Bring on the Baseball

2014-Royals-slogan-be-royalIt’s finally upon us. The start of baseball’s glorious regular season is so close that if it were an umpire, Roberto Alomar would have no problem hitting it with a disease-riddled loogie. (Timely reference, to be sure.)

But all phlegming aside, it’s hard to beat this time of year. The weather is changing, the birds are singing, and optimistic and delusional (and sometimes both) Kansas City Royals’ fans are ebullient with the prospect of a World Series victory… or a playoff spot… or, at the very least, a winning season.

Last season’s triumphs tucked securely under their arms like the newspaper under the arm of a fat man heading into the restroom in order to unleash the fury, the boys forge on, ready to capitalize on their first winning season in a decade.

How do I think they’ll do? I’m glad you asked. Continue reading

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Hearne: A Gentleman’s Club in Downtown Lawrence? Could Happen

speakeasyWhat’s in a word?

Plenty when it comes to words like “gentlemen’s club” and “speakeasy.” Because while the definition of the former, for example, “is a members-only private club of a type originally set up by and for British upper class men in the 18th century,” in today’s parlance it has more to do with very ungentlemanly dudes who paw scantily clad or nude women as they dance provocatively in darkened rooms.

Speakeasy on the other hand, refers to “an establishment that illegally sells alcoholic beverages. Such establishments came into prominence in the United States during the Prohibition era.”

However these days it generally refers to retro style bars that serve classic cocktails to, you know, gentlemen – not strip club habitués.

The $64 million dollar question: which of those definitions will apply to a basement restaurant/bar expected to in about 30 days in downtown Lawrence at 7 East 7th Street.

Lucky Seven, right?  Continue reading

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Jack Goes Confidential: Scathing ‘BAD WORDS’ Delivers On Title!

bad-words-movie-poster-2If  Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body count in SABOTAGE or the mighty screen spectacle of NOAH doesn’t float your boat this weekend, then a subversive comedy may just be the ticket…

And count on  BAD WORDS getting pretty dark when it comes to laughs.

Not only did Jason Bateman direct and co-produce this mean-spirited comedy, he stars in it as well.

In BAD WORDS Bateman plays Guy Trilby, a 40 year old with a photographic memory who finds a technical loophole in the rules and promptly enters–and HIJACKS—the National Spelling Bee. Continue reading

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Hearne: Star Columnist Suggests Plan to Discriminate Against Black Youth

33PuD.Em.81Nanny state, anyone?

It’s hard to imagine that a “minority” newspaper columnist would demand that an independent business discriminate against poor, young black kids, but that’s exactly what the Kansas City Star‘s Mary Sanchez did in her column, “Let’s Deal With The Rowdy Youths.”

“Create the environment for chaos, bear the responsibility when the shots are fired and the punches are thrown,” Sanchez begins. “That should be the standard. It doesn’t matter whether the problems are at the zoo during free days, outside Cinemark theaters on the Country Club Plaza or anywhere else in town. The draw is free or cheap. Deal with what shows up.”

I get it. Make things affordable at your own risk and you’re on the hook for bad behavior.

That’s a pretty sweeping statement when you think about it. Continue reading

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A year ago KC Confidential cast its aspersions on the alcohol policies of The Cave, a four level nightclub buried in the bowels of the fancy-schmancy new Oread hotel on the KU campus in Lawrence.

After staying there a year ago this past New Year’s Eve, it seemed all too obvious that the club appeared to be a haven for some of the wide open, college party bar excesses described by Maria Juarez here three years ago in her column, “Open Letter to Hawk Whores.” Continue reading

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Starbeams: BKS Snubs Streetcar, Missing Tip & Hocky Mask Love

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Hearne: The Downhill Slide of KU Basketball No One Wants to Talk About

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Back when movies were often black and white and people went to colleges near where they were from or had ideological connections to. And they played sports for those school’s teams. Undoubtedly allowances made for the jocks – they always are – but still the kids had to attend classes and get passing grades.

Pretty quaint, huh?

Larger schools drew larger talent pools and often fielded superior teams. And some schools specialized in sports like golf or ice hockey or even the un-American sport of soccer. And tiny midwestern flyover states like Kansas – however unlikely – managed to attain a measure of success in “major” sports like football, basketball, even track.

Ever heard of a kid from Wichita named Jim Ryun, the first high schooler to break the four minute mile in 1964?

Athletes usually went to college all four years (if they measured up) before turning pro and state university athletics officials were expected to be entirely ethical if they wanted to keep their jobs.

All of that of course was long before Joe Paterno and Lew Perkins.

And before the expression, “Just win, baby!”

Which brings us to the KU basketball of today and coach Bill Self…

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Donnelly: Sporting Hang on for First Win of the Season Against San Jose

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San Jose made the trip to chilly Sporting Park on Saturday, with both squads suffering tired legs from busy early season schedules that included CCL losses last week.

It wasn’t quite as cold as the championship game last year, but there was a frigid north wind howling through the stadium that helped escort out droves of fans at halftime.

Those fans should’ve stuck around, because early in the second half Sporting was awarded a penalty after the ball deflected through a scrum of players in the box, striking the arm of San Jose forward Steven Lenhart.  It was hard to tell exactly what happened live when the ref pointed to the spot. Continue reading

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Starbeams: Mizzou Loses Meth Crown, Wolf Turns 66 & the Branson Triangle

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Hearne: Scribe Calls Out Bill Self, KU for Mailing it in

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“I bet against them,” says sports handicapper Craig Glazer. “There was never a sense of urgency. They looked like a bunch of fat cats that knew they would be going to the NBA and it really didn’t matter that much. You could just smell the loss coming.

“They’re just too young and they’ve not been indoctrinated to play at this level. They’re not really a team. They haven’t played together long enough.”

That’s what KU gets for playing the One & Done card.

“The three best teams this year are Louisville, Wichita State and Florida,” Glazer says. “And what they have in common is a lot of juniors and seniors that have played together two or three years.”

There’s more… Continue reading

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Mancow: Two Hoofs Up from Mancow on ‘Budapest Hotel’

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It’s a hallucinatory explosion of pinks, reds, and magentas that cling to grand traditions in an increasingly vulgar world.  Brilliantly conceived and directed. Visually an ornately miniaturized, historical epic that made me think of a Matryoshka doll, a Fabergé egg, a child-emperor’s birthday cake, and the world’s largest, loveliest dollhouse.

With commanding flair, Ralph Fiennes – who’s been so busy barking at 007 and terrorizing Harry Potter – hopscotches between charm and terror, formality and obscenity. His performance as the last great concierge embodies a shimmering nostalgia for Old World ways even as it makes light of them.

And after the last whiff of L’air de Panache engulfs you, what remains is a MASTERFUL illusion from a genius magician and my favorite Wes Anderson movie to date.  Continue reading

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