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Donnelly: Indie Rock Legends Guided By Voices Coming to The Granada in Lawrence June 18th
One of the greatest lo-fi indie records of all time, Guided By Voices‘ Bee Thousand, turns 20 this summer.
In a couple weeks, you can hear some of that album straight from the source, in one of the smaller, more intimate venues that GBV plays these days – The Granada in Lawrence. And as if that weren’t incentive enough, the band is back with its “classic” 90s lineup.
“Lo-fi is like any genre,” said GBV mastermind Robert Pollard way back in 2005 in an interview in Magnet. “If you have the songs, the attitude, and the vision, it’s going to be inspiring. If you don’t, it’s going to be lifeless. Lo-fi was the last truly charming and inspirational movement, the perfect extension of punk. Not only did you not have to know how to play, you didn’t even have to worry whether it sounded good by contemporary production standards.” Continue reading
Starbeams: Adios Arsenio, Aging Beavers, Rodman to Rescue & Marino
Now that Arsenio Hall‘s show has been cancelled, I have no idea where I’m going to steal content for this blog.
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Jerry Mathers aka The Beaver turned 66 this week. Speaking of old beavers, what did you think of the Cher concert Saturday night?
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Hearne: Round Two of AMC Town Center vs. Cinetopia Complete with Anti Trust Implications
One thing seems pretty obvious…
That Cinetopia did not plow however many millions into its ritzy new movieplex, the Overland Park 18 with the intention of getting to show only half of new blockbuster movies like Transformers and 22 Jump Street.
Equally obvious at this point is no way Kansas City based AMC is willing to compete with Cinetopia on a level playing field at its nearby Town Center 20. Not with both theaters playing the same movies while vying for an overlapping movie audience.
For example, Town Center passed on potential blockbusters like X-Men, Blended, A million Ways to Die in the West and Maleficent the past two weeks, while Cinetopia cleaned up at the box office.
But times change… Continue reading
Hearne: Is the American Royal ‘Dead’ to Kansas City?
Once upon a time the American Royal was a pretty big deal here in Kansas City…
It truly mattered. The American Royal Parade downtown – the one that was cancelled last fall that would have been its 88th – was a kiddie and parent magnet of the first order. The blue-jacketed youth of the Future Farmers of America gathered every fall by the tens of thousands and fanned out across the metro. The top bidder for its champion steer received wide media coverage for their generosity. Its Belles of the American Royal (BOTAR) society ball was second only to the Nelson-Atkins Museum’s Jewel Ball. And to a reasonable degree, locals actually bothered to attend Royal’s rodeo, equestrian and concert events.
That was then…
The waning years of 20th Century and 21st have not been kind to the Royal. Continue reading
New Jack City: USA Today, Whitey Herzog Dump On Royals, Owner David Glass
Talk about can’t get any respect…
The consistently down on their luck Kansas City Royals sorry state made the cover of USA TODAY‘s sports section under the headline: “Royals Flushed With Frustration.”
The story begins with former Royals wunderkind Bret Saberhagen who won Game Seven of the 1985 World Series.
“Today he is 50, balding and in disbelief,” USA Today writes.
“It’s crazy, just crazy,” Saberhagen says. “I mean 30 years have blown by just like that. The team used to be in the playoffs almost every year. And now, with the wild cards, you’d expect them to get there periodically. I mean, sometime, right? It just hasn’t worked out lately.
“Lately?” Saberhagen laughs after pausing. “How’s that for an understatement?” Continue reading
Glazer: Scribe Shops Movie Deal in LA, Corners ‘Pussycat’ @ Birthday Bash
Last week was an action-packed one for yours truly…
I was in Los Angeles from Memorial Day through Saturday. The main mission was taking in three and four meetings a day from prospective movie rights buyers for my book, The King of Sting.
I had been with the Eisner/Lorenz/Eastwood group these past three years. Clint Eastwood had decided to retire a couple years ago and was going to turn over the reins to fellow director / co-producer Robert Lorenz who was set to direct King of Sting for me and Eisner. Rob has been Clint’s right hand man for the past 15 years.
However, Eastwood decided last year that he would continue to direct movies until the end of his days. He then decided to make Jersey Boys and is now shooting American Sniper. Since Clint needs Rob’s help on these big projects that would force me to wait at least another year or two to shoot King of Sting. Clint had Rob direct Trouble with the Curve last year which, unfortunately, was not a big box office hit.
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Stomper: How to Play Nice in the Comments Section (But Bring a Knife Just in Case)
Sometime back, knowing I’m a political junkie, Hearne extended the offer for me to write a piece on a political topic of my choice…
Being new to KCC at the time and unsure of my ability to tolerate the abuse that I saw inflicted on all the other contributors, I declined. Plus, I didn’t, and still don’t want to reveal my name. As Craig Glazer and others have correctly stated, if you’re going to go out publicly and spew opinions, it’s chicken shit to hide behind an alias. Ok, I’ll admit I’m a chicken shit.
However after several months of participating in exchanges, sizing up many of the commenters, and generally developing a thicker skin, I asked Hearne to let me offer a piece.
I’ve seen Dwight Sutherland consistently offer meaty pieces and while I rarely agree with his political positions, he’s brought political topics and a quality level of reasoned and thoughtful comments to the forefront. Paul Wilson, David ScottWhinery, Esquire, and even our esteemed administrator have also generated some great exchanges.
It was Mark Valentine’s comment about personal attacks that got me reconsidering the offer and putting together a few thoughts. Continue reading
Hearne: ‘Uncle Bruce’ Takes the Measure of Sex, Drugs at Rockfest 2014
Think kinder, gentler Sodom and Gomorrah…
Rockfest 2014, nothing wildly outrageous, just your everyday mash up of 50,000-plus at Penn Valley Park by Liberty Memorial engaging in fine art of sex, drugs and rock n roll – to the 10th power.
Or as Arthur P. Loatman, Jr. of Sweet Springs put it on Rockfest sponsor The Rock 98.9 FM’s website, and I quote:
“IT WAS AWESOME AS HELL MUD, TITS, BEER and MUSIC had few MOSH PITS TO GET AWAY FROM AND SOME SEXY WOMEN SURFING THE CROWD AND GOT A FEW TITTIES IN MY HAND AS WELL AS SOME ASS CHEEKS WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
Get the picture?
For Lawrence electrician Bruce Findley it was the best bash he’d ever attended. And that includes recent concerts by Slayer at the Uptown and Mushroom Head at the Granada in Lawrence. Continue reading
Donnelly: With So Many Regulars Out, Sporting Struggling to Find 3 Points
With a 1-0 loss on Saturday at DC United, Sporting Kansas City have no wins in the last five games. You have to go back almost a month – May 10th to be exact – to see the boys in blue in the win column.
The story on Saturday was a familiar one to those who have been following the MLS Cup Champions for the last couple years. Sporting more than doubled DC’s shots, dominated possession, yet walked away with nothing.
Granted, they were without Graham Zusi, Matt Besler, Aurelien Collin (subbed out in first few minutes with hamstring), Chance Myers, Ike Opara, and Uri.
But perhaps we’ve been analyzing this trend in the wrong way. After all, it worked out well enough for KC last year. Maybe Sporting is actually overachieving tremendously, and the games like this are just the inevitable low spots? Continue reading
Hearne: Entertainment Scribe on ‘Issues’ We Can Stop Talking About & Ones We Should
A smattering of prickly-but-thoughtful takes on the error of our ways, courtesy 0f entertainment lawyer turned scribe Bob Lefsetz:
ALBUMS
Coldplay sells an anemic 384,000 copies and in a few weeks it’ll be over, like it never came out, even those who bought it will be done with it. Just like the Black Keys, who debuted at number one with 164,000 and then sold only 54,000 in week two. And they think they’re winning because they’re not on Spotify. No, they’re losing, because no one’s listening to their music.
The album was killed by the CD, wherein the compilation was too long, full of dreck and without a second side. The CD was unfathomable. And you could program your player to play just the tracks you wanted to hear.
The album was disrupted long ago. It’s only the jerks who make the music and those who sell it and the few consumers with loud voices who still care. The rest of the public is all about the single. And they’ll play more of your singles if you make good ones.
As for sitting at home playing the one album you bought over and over until you knew every lick… Yeah, you knew all the commercials when there were only three channels and you had no clicker, when there was no DVR.
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Leftridge: Royals May Recap (aka Here We Blow Again)
There is, perhaps, no play more emblematic of the Kansas City Royals’ May—and maybe of the Kansas City Royals last 30 or so years, actually—than DH (the “D” is for “doughy!) Billy Butler getting thrown out at first on a single to right in Thursday night’s win over the Toronto Blue Jays. Ultimately, the play didn’t matter—the Royals still won, after all—but in the grand scheme of things, the play mattered lots. Never before had they appeared more like a recreational softball collective than a multi-million dollar professional baseball team.
(The fact that the exact same thing happened the next game to Omar Infante is one of the most mind-bending things ever, but a quintessential example of “Royaling,” a scientific principle wherein only the most absurdly impossible things happen to Kansas City, and Kansas City alone.)
In general, May was a bad month. Not as bad as last May, maybe, but still ugly. Thursday’s buffoonery started with a textbook example of the proverbial “rearranging of the deck chairs on the Titanic.” Former major league managerial failure Dale Sveum moved from his spot as third base coach to hitting coach; former hitting coach Pedro Grifol was named as the new “catcher’s instructor,” which apparently is a real thing.
Okay. Sure. Continue reading
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Sutherland: Not So Concealed Enemies
I have been in situations twice in my life where I sensed that I was in the presence of a very great evil…
In 1976, I had press credentials from the Lawrence Journal World and used them to cover the war in Rhodesia, now known as Zimbabwe. The African country was still under white rule at the time, but was the target of a Soviet-backed insurgency, which ultimately prevailed. The subsequent Marxist dictatorship under tyrant Robert Mugabe has resulted in the near total destruction of the country. As I stood at the border with Zambia where the insurgency was based, I realized this was yet another boundary between Western civilization and barbarism. I knew once it was breached, a lot of very bad things would happen to a lot of good people, black and white.
I was right.
When I worked at the Department of Defense in 2002 I came across a serious security breach. As I prepared a report for Secretary Rumsfeld, I had to confront the career bureaucrats whose carelessness had caused the breach. When I read them the riot act in a tense late afternoon session in my boss’s office, it was as stressful a situation as I’ve ever been in professionally. I took solace in the idea that defending my country was a more meaningful way to live than fighting over slip-and-fall cases in Kansas City. In the words of The Talking Heads; “This ain’t no disco, this ain’t no fooling around.”
Jack Goes Confidential: Seth MacFarlane Takes Uneven Stab @ Raunchy Western
Can ANYTHING touch 1974’s classic western spoof BLAZING SADDLES?
Probably not.
However, with A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST tv/movie mirth maker Seth MacFarlane gives it a try. And what he’s ended up with is a ‘B Western’ in the truest sense of the word.
That said, take away the films incredibly crude language and storytelling and the comedy would surely have fallen flat. Sure Mel Brooks had his fart jokes but he didn’t need to rely on the language shock factor to have us rolling in the aisles.
The story here has sheep rancher MacFarlane losing his fickle girlfriend Amanda Seyfried to Mustacherie owner Neil Patrick Harris. But taking away the sting is town newcomer Charlize Theron—the wife of gunslinger Clinch Leatherwood played by Liam Neeson.
A shootout in the making?
And so it goes, brutal violence mixed with heavy doses of farts, semen, diarrhea and just about any fluids the body can produce. Continue reading
Hearne: Scribe in Love — Stanford’s Main Man Smitten by Stripper
The latest on Stanford & Sons honcho Craig Glazer: He’s head over heels.
“Well, about six months ago my manager at Stanford’s David – he’s a player, early 30s – told me that there was a girl at a strip club not far from here called Whispers that had asked about me a lot and was really cute and that I should meet her. And I said, ‘David, I really don’t want to date another dancer because the last one was Black Barbie and that didn’t end well.’
“I mean, strippers are good in bed and they’re exciting, but they’re trouble and can date anyone they want to, including Chiefs players. And you’re like a dog chasing a car, what do you do with them once you catch them? You’re not going to get married. It never ends well. And just because you’re sleeping with them doesn’t mean anything.”
So much for prudent thinking. Continue reading
Donnelly: Sporting KC Frustrated with 1-1 Draw Against NY
Maybe being on national TV gave Sporting Kansas City a little extra incentive to come out strong…
Then again, maybe it was the sold out mid-week crowd that showed up to see stars like Thierry Henry and Bradley Wright-Phillips bring the high powered New York Red Bulls offense to town.
Whatever it was, Sporting came out firing from the opening whistle. And they did so with a lineup that featured plenty of newcomers due to injuries and national team duties.
One of the newbies, Igor Juliao, ignited the crowd in the first minute, showing some speed and skill down the right flank. He dribbled nearly from the half line all the way into the 6 yard box, then delivered a cheeky little chip that beat New York’s keeper, but was saved off the line by a defender.
Just minutes later, the Red Bulls were forced to clear another off the line. Continue reading
Hearne: Westport Takes Preemptive Measures to Ward Off Kids
It may seem like such a small detail…
Yet in the wide world of discouraging the kind of urban youth problems the Country Club Plaza is now embroiled in, every chess moves counts. And in the case of Westport – which doesn’t have to worry about teenagers flocking to Jerry Harrington’s art house cinema the Tivoli – it comes down to music.
That’s right, music.
In past years Kansas City’s original entertainment district has battled large groups of inner city kids in search of the late night good times afforded by stoking on hotties outside largely black dance clubs like America’s Pub, Karma, Club 504 and the Harris House. That and the occasional urban shows at the Beaumont Club.
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Whinery: Misogyny, Gun Control & White Male Privilege
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