There’s a poignant moment in John Singleton’s classic 1992 film Boyz n the Hood where the main protagonist Tre (Cuba Gooding Jr., only before he’s being played by Cuba Gooding Jr.) is sitting by the ocean, fishing with his father, Furious Styles (Laurence Fishburne). They’re talking about making babies or whatever, and Furious drops the following wisdom: Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children.
This is a little true, and a little not true.
The “any fool with a dick” part is mostly true– though it fails to account for those with exceptionally bad sperm– but the “only a real man can raise his children” thing is pretty suspect, because frankly, lots of shitty guys can raise children. Now that’s not to say they do a good job of raising them, but they can raise them, nevertheless.
But I digress.
Father’s Day is here, and it’s not really about those who don’t raise their kids, or those who raise them up to be shitbags; It’s a holiday for honoring the dads who did it right, those who not only had dicks and made kids and raised those kids, but those did it so that the kids didn’t turn out to be school-shooters or telemarketers or some other type of soulless cretin.
With that in mind, here are history’s 10 greatest dads, ever. Continue reading