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Starbeams: Mizzou Lineman Goes O.J. Stroud’s U, Big 12 Scare & After Dinner Sex,
Former Mizzou offensive lineman Max Copeland will play a crazed killer in an independent horror movie. The movie just got a rating of 5 on a scale of one to O.J. Simpson. … Continue reading
Glazer: Time to Deal With What the ‘Real’ National Issues Are
If you’re like me – and who isn’t? – you’re probably tired of listening to all these candidates BS about issues that ARE NOT THE KEY ISSUES IN AMERICA TODAY./ Well, it’s high time somebody address the real issues. CRIME IN … Continue reading
Lefsetz: Debates Aside, No Way Trump Wins
Nate Silver wrote the definitive story on Donald Trump and nobody knows it… That’s right, America’s favorite statistician, the diviner of data, the man who makes sense out of chaos, analyzed the polls and found out that while Trump had … Continue reading
Glazer: Donald Trump Poised to Win It All
Drum roll please; the presidency may be Donald Trump‘s to lose!!!! Yep, Trump’s numbers keep getting bigger and bigger and some polls have him at 29% of the vote now! OMG. What started out as a joke is NO JOKE. He … Continue reading
Jack Goes Confidential: National Lampoon-Less ‘VACATION’—What Could Go Wrong?
There was a certain comedic magic about NATIONAL LAMPOON’S VACATION… CHRISTMAS VACATION added to the charm. EUROPEAN and VEGAS VACATIONS? Not so much. Can you believe that it’s been 33 years since Clark, Ellen, Rusty and Audrey first headed west … Continue reading
Sutherland: An Unresolved Dichotomy @ 18th & Grand
During the Cold War, analysts at the CIA would parse every word in the Soviet Union’s official newspaper, “Pravda,” and in the Red Chinese counterpart, “The People’s Daily.” This was to search for subtle shifts in meaning and emphasis in … Continue reading
Glazer: Royals Sign Johnny Cueto, Lock Up Division
The Royals were likely to win the division anyway… Even without signing Reds’ ace pitcher Johnny Cueto. Hey. with a plus 21 games over .500 KC is by far the American League’s best ball club. However this team wants it all. And the only … Continue reading
Starbeams: Planet Starbucks, Bond v Trump, Moose Mutt
Scientists have found the most Earth-like planet, a planet called Kepler-452b. It’s about 1,400 light years away, takes 385 days to orbit its sun, and has roughly 3,000,000 Starbucks locations. … Continue reading
Glazer: He-Could-Go-All-The-Way! The Donald Makes His Move
Most experts seem to think Hillary Clinton is unbeatable! We’ve heard that before. She has the magic of the CLINTON name and her husband BILL is still the most popular presidential name of all. On top of which, the Clinton’s remind us of … Continue reading
Jack Goes Confidential: ‘Ant-Man’ Downsizes Marvel Mirth To Fit Rudd
Will the superhero gravy train ever run out of steam? Not as long as fans worldwide keep supporting these bigger-then-life creations and franchises. And while ANT-MAN is no IRON MAN, it certainly another notch in Disney’s comic book, action-fantasy universe. Here Mouse … Continue reading
Glazer: Life in the Fast Lane’s the Place For Me
As you enter uour 50’s you begin to wonder, “Did I do everything in life I wanted to do?” That answer is different for each of us. I was talking with Hearne about this last week, and I find it interesting that many of my friends … Continue reading
Glazer: The Snake is Gone! Ken Stabler Passes On
I made five Champions Forever documentaries… Two were on Ali. and one of the ones I was working on the mid 1990’s was a NFL Quarterbacks film. The top five Quarterbacks of the previous era. All of our films featured the best of … Continue reading
Jack Goes Confidential: Gibberish-Spewing ‘MINIONS’ Short On Charm In Prequel
Universal’s MINIONS should—and probably will—storm the box office this weekend to the tune of $100 million-plus in north American ticket sales… But will it hold up the way Pixar’s INSIDE OUT is performing? I don’t think so. So let’s get … Continue reading
Paul Wilson: Knee Jerk Reaction to Confederate Flag, a Symbolic Scapegoat
On June 17th Dylann Roof walked into Bible study at the historic Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston and shot and killed nine spiritual giants of that city… In the hours following the shooting, we Americans did what we oft times do; attempted … Continue reading
Glazer: Can Sleepwalking Royals Go All the Way?
Please don’t get upset with me… Yes, I still believe the Kansas City Royals will win the division. And I think they can still win the American League Pennant. But if you’re seeing what I am, the Royals are falling down on offense … Continue reading
Hearne: Will the Next KC Sports Superstar Be a WWE Guy?
Wondering who the next world class athlete from Kansas City will be? Here’s a hint: You won’t learn about him from The Pitch or the Kansas City Star. That said, you’ve come to the right place. Homegrown, hometown heroes are hard to come by around these parts. The usual suspects are easily identified; … Continue reading
Hearne: The American Royal’s Coming Unglued
What’s next, waving a white flag and shouting uncle? Seems like only yesterday the heavy handed civic leader backers of the American Royal couldn’t wait to pull a fast one on taxpayers by tearing down Kemper Arena for a $50 to $70 million into an overpriced … Continue reading
Sutherland: World War I and The Rise of Modernism
The Nelson-Atkins Museum has another landmark exhibition to its credit… Not since the 1977 sensation, “Sacred Circles,” a tribute to the art of the American Plains Indians, has there been such a stand-out success that is entirely the Nelson’s doing. … Continue reading
Jack Goes Confidential: Schwarzenegger Reprises & Terminates
I’ll be back, gets a somewhat different play on words in TERMINATOR GENISYS… Or better put, a time shuffling of the legacy—-a cybernetic face lift. Set in 2029 John Connor (Jason Clarke), leader of the human resistance, sends Sgt. Kyle Reese … Continue reading
Hearne: Two Day Old News Is For Losers
Maybe it’s just me… But honestly, I don’t see how much longer the Kansas City Star can go on feeding newsprint readers day-old front page national news, while apologizing for being an additional day behind on local news. You know, like who … Continue reading