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Hearne: Three Strikes Plus @ KC Star
They say, what goes around comes around… We may soon see, given that Kansas City Star editor and main man Mike Fannin recently took a 3rd trip to the DUI plate. Add to that a felony conviction for assault prior … Continue reading
Hearne: ‘Top Gun Maverick’ – Flashback to the Golden Daze
Buckle up, Boomers… Your ticket to the good old days of 1986 is now playing at a movie theater near you. And while the first third of it I found kinda sleepy and predictable, its CGI effects finish more than … Continue reading
Hearne: Iconic KC Cookie Back to Fight Wokeism
The last two years were so intense, tons of stuff fell between the cracks… For example, the once beloved Aunt Jemima bit the dust last summer, a victim of wokeness and the Black Lives Matter fad. Did you notice? I … Continue reading
Hearne: Is KC’s Crown Jewel On Its Last Legs?
Stonehenge and the pyramids aside, nothing seems to last forever… Not even Kansas City’s vaunted Country Club Plaza. Oh sure, it’s changed over the years – long gone are institutions like Woolworth’s, King Louie, Sears and hoity-toity clothiers such as Jack Henry and Cricket … Continue reading
Guy Who Says: Don’t Worry About Mizzou, KU Fans
Missouri’s basketball struggles are self inflicted with poor coaching hires… They have NOTHING to do with conference affiliation. Hiring Kim Anderson would’ve been a disaster in the Big 12 or ANY major conference. By any measure, Mizzou basketball is a … Continue reading
Hearne: Sinking Star Fading Fast, MIA
There are folks who still think I’m a sour grapes guy… Think again, because my critiques of the Kansas City Star and Pitch have nothing to do with a sense of longing because I’m no longer writing for either. It’s true, I … Continue reading
Hearne: KC’s Finest Team With KC’s ‘Biggest Losers’
Seldom in the field of human conflict has so little been owed to so few… We’re talking about Kansas City Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes’ wildly controversial fiancé and younger brother. Take this recent headline: “She Won’t Stop Until SHE DESTROYS HER HUSBAND’S … Continue reading
Hearne: Is Local College Football Dead?
Could the end of major college sports be on the horizon? After watching the Cincinnati – Alabama football playoff game and glimpsing at how convincingly Georgia manhandled Michigan, I think it’s almost a no-brainer. In a nutshell, college sports aficionados want … Continue reading
Hearne: To Be Or Not To Be? That’s The Pitch Question
It’s not easy being in the print publishing game these days… Actually, it’s hard, which makes me shudder to think of the task ahead for Pitch co-owner, nice guy Brock Wilbur. I can’t help thinking “nice guys finish last” and it has me fearing … Continue reading
Hearne: KC Star vs. AZ Star
Think tale of two cities… In one corner we have the Kansas City Star, ostensibly the defender of “actual news” in what passes for “our” area. In my new, little corner of the globe, lies the Arizona Daily Star, Tucson’s fast … Continue reading
Hearne: Great Escape KC Star Mellinger Style
Things are getting seriously sad at Kansas City’s newspaper of record… What’s left of its news staff – tails between their legs – exited their historic brick home at 1729 Grand a few years back and moved into, later selling … Continue reading
Hearne: Holiday Blow-Up Doll Extremes
Is it possible for too many Christmas decorations to be too much? In cities like Kansas City, the more the merrier. Plaza holiday lights? Bring ’em – let the good times roll. Then again, whatever happened to tasteful holiday decorated … Continue reading
Hearne: Once Upon a Time in Mayfield, Kentucky
I’m a pretty laid back guy… Aside from hanging out long ago with the Prime Minister of Canada on the stern of my parent’s yacht, dating a girl long distance in Torino, Italy in the ’80s, running The Pitch, then … Continue reading
Hearne: Westport’s Last Stand Meets Big Comeback Meets Racial Overhead
Is Westport on its last legs? Nope, times are definitely tough, but it’s more like a changing of the guard. More than a half dozen businesses either have – or are about to bite the dust in KC’s original entertainment … Continue reading
Hearne: Big 12 ‘Survivors’ Like Mizzou Should Think Twice
Careful what you wish for… Remember that one? Well, that’s also my advice – albeit belatedly – for fans and alums of Big 12 college football powers like Missouri, Nebraska, Colorado, Oklahoma and Texas. And going forward, KU‘s whine-and-cheese crowd who can’t … Continue reading
Hearne: Are The Chiefs Above The Law?
At what point in time does somebody deservingly rise above the law? How about, never. That said, there’s a big difference between this year’s Chiefs from going undefeated and crawling out of last place to hanging to first by a … Continue reading
Hearne: Jason Whitlock Follows in Kevin Kietzman Footsteps
I had a few distractions this past winter… Moving back to Tucson, buying and outfitting a new house, embarking on a new marriage, then getting a bad case of COVID and hosting a house fire – to name just a … Continue reading
Sutherland: The 2020 Presidential Election; The Big Lie That Isn’t
The debate whether the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election was fairly conducted has been so bitterly and so viciously waged that it’s hard to see how the truth will ever come out… (It may take 50 or 60 years if the … Continue reading
Hearne: What Do Dwight Sutherland, Leslie Brett, Starsky & Hutch Have In Common?
It’s not easy dodging those “woke” bullets… Take Dwight Sutherland of Sutherland Lumber fame, who was minding his own business two weeks back at a quaint Westwood coffee klatch just off the Country Club Plaza. “I was at Hi Hat Coffee on State … Continue reading
Hearne: End Of An Era For ‘007’ As We Knew Him
Nothing lasts forever, right? Honest presidents, cheap gas, movies with actual actors and story lines, as opposed to over-the-hill actresses winning Academy Award for pooping into buckets. That said, COVID delays aside, at least we still have James Bond…for now. … Continue reading