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Hearne: Buttering Martha’s 81 Year-Old Muffin W/ Gates BBQ
About Martha Stewart being on Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit issue… Face it, she’s an octogenarian – yet there she is in the flesh – with plenty of cleavage, a carefully revealed amount of leg flesh and a soft focus covering … Continue reading
Hearne: How Former Mayor Kay Barnes Screwed KC
There’s a dude in Westport who’s been itching for this… And he’s far from alone, so get ready, here it comes. Former Kansas City mayor Kay Barnes has taken her fair share of bows for helping now-deceased, under-the-table, political wheeler-dealer … Continue reading
Hearne: Cowtown Party Zone Icon Poised To Move On?
At some point, even died-in-the-wool party people have to throw in the towel… So it is longtime Westport business leader Bill Nigro is contemplating cashing in his party chips and moving on to less politically charged (and hopefully greener) pastures. For … Continue reading
Hearne: Is Mrs. Mahomes The Wicked Witch of the Midwest?
Who among us married types doesn’t have an unsavory in-law? Comes with the turf… That’s the bad news, the good news is mostly, who cares? No such luck for Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes. Mahomes lives in a glass bubble where … Continue reading
Hearne: Mahomes Rocks (Almost) But Not Whataburger
Everybody has an Achilles heel or two… I won’t bore you with mine, but Chiefs star Patrick Mahomes has a few that I think are interesting. Beyond his droll wife, loser brother and – now – questionable taste in fast … Continue reading
Hearne: Hollywood Madame Loves Mahomes, Not Mizzou
Once a Hollywood Madam, always a Hollywood Madam… Although Heidi Fleiss is years removed from her colorful past – including her turbulent romance with actor Tom Sizemore, who died recently at the age of 61 – the thought of her moving … Continue reading
Dwight: Back To The Future
One of the most terrifying aspects of life in a totalitarian society is the way the State demands that loyalty to the regime and its ideology takes precedence over all other human bonds… In Stalin’s Soviet Union the government … Continue reading
Hearne: Death of a Movie Mogul + King Carl Update
Exhausted movie meister or villain? According to longtime movie critic Jack Poessiger, prominent, old-timey movie collector Wade Williams passed away and was cremated last month. “There was never an obituary or notice in the Star,” Poessiger says. “Nothing was said or done; he just quietly went away.” Well, … Continue reading
Hearne: Iconic Child Star, KC Refugee Parties On
Most wannabes are more than happy to get their 15 minutes of fame…. In the case of former Overland Parker Karolyn Grimes she doesn’t need to settle. The child actress many know as ZuZu Bailey – from her role as … Continue reading
Hearne: Out With The Old, In With The Woke
Getting actual news out in a timely manner hasn’t been of much importance of late… Not at the Kansas City Star anyway. The former grande dame of local news and information has long since been turned into a loosely written amalgam of … Continue reading
Hearne: Cartoons, Puzzles & TV Grids…Oh My!
Everyone has their Achilles heel… Even if you never heard of George Orwell or his novel, 1984, like my suburban neighbors. That said, the definition is, “a weakness in spite of overall strength, which can lead to a downfall.” These … Continue reading
Hearne: Whatever Happened to Jackson Mahomes?
Talk about where’s Waldo… As popular as Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes is – the loss to Indy aside – his insanely tall and clearly insane – little brother Jackson Mahomes is the opposite, as in unpopular. For the past two years … Continue reading
Hearne: Time For Folks to Woke Up?
It’s a brave new world out there, not to mention a woke one… That said, you may want to pinch yourself – before reading an Associated Press story that ran in both the Kansas City Star and Arizona Daily Star over the … Continue reading
Hearne: Big 12 Renaissance Vs Big 10/SEC Reality
Not only is the Big 12 back, it’s super bad and soon to get badder… The mini glut of perennial College Football Playoff teams aside – Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Ohio State, Clemson – the vaunted Big 10 and SEC conferences are mostly cash … Continue reading
Hearne: ‘All That Glitters’ & Len Dawson
Everybody loves a local sports heroe… And deceased Chiefs quarterback Len Dawson is no exception. That said, most of that so-called “love” is based upon our reverence for athletes – as some call it “jock sniffing” – dating back to … Continue reading
Hearne: ‘Black Lives Matter’ Goes To The Movies
Who can forget the wild and crazy Summer of Love 2020? Not Hollywood. While I never stopped going to movies during the COVID hoopla – long as theaters were open – my wife, daughters and I were pretty lonely in … Continue reading
Guy Who Says: Mizzou Fan Defends SEC Failures
How long before the SEC & Big 10 stop paying big bucks to lesser teams like Mizzou, Rutgers, Vanderbilt, I wondered? “To answer your last question: Never,” fired back the Guy Who Days What Others Think. “It’s a dumb idea … Continue reading
Hearne: Big 12 Revival Update
A year ago it looked like the Big 12 might be toast… A handful of schools that made up the college sports conference many Kansas Citian’s grew up with had bailed 10 years earlier to escape bullying by Texas and Oklahoma. They … Continue reading
Hearne: About The Local Doc Who Claimed To Be Treating Elvis
Speaking of the hoopla re the new Elvis Presley movie… What better time to take a trip back in time than now- 21 years after the fact, to be specific – to when area physician Donald Hinton wrote a book claiming Elvis was … Continue reading
Hearne: BIG 12 Football Refugee Redux
Seems like only yesterday… The never-ending, ongoing demise of the Big 12 Conference, that is. The crazy part is – Colorado started it by bailing for the Pac 10 a dozen years ago; followed by Nebraska to the now infamous Big 10 a year later; and Missouri and … Continue reading