Category Archives: Starbeams

Police are cracking down on teenagers drinking alcohol and causing trouble in the parking lot at Kauffman Stadium.  Their excuse?  They’re Royals fans. ******* Mitt Romney made an unscheduled pit-stop at KCI Sunday.  His flight was diverted because of a … Continue reading →

U.S. News and World Report released its annual rankings of “Best Colleges” and Mizzou ranked #97.  KU came in just below at #106.  KU defends its inferior score by saying 106 is better than 97 in basketball. ******* Kansas Speedway … Continue reading →

You can tell it’s time for Chiefs football when we reach the point of the year when you can’t find the Royals on Google. ******* It was strange to watch people raving about former President Clinton’s oral skills for a … Continue reading →

We spoke with officials at KCUR FM and there is no truth to the rumor they’re considering replacing the Walt Bodine show with the Clint Eastwood show. ******* A lot of Democrats who’ve traveled to the DNC convention in Charlotte … Continue reading →

I’ve decided the sex in the new Navy Seal book is much better than the sex in 50 Shades of Grey. ******* Besse Cooper of Georgia is the world’s oldest person. She turned 116 this week and still spends most … Continue reading →

Let me get this straight.  Republicans are going to shed their rich, old-white guy image by sending Clint Eastwood to the podium? ******* A new study from the National Institute on Aging shows a low calorie diet does nothing to … Continue reading →

A group of Kansas City Royals fans bought a half-page ad in the Kansas City Star thanking David Glass for keeping the team in town…and asking him to sell it to someone who wants to win.  I’d be happy enough … Continue reading →

Todd Akin and Clay Aiken both… #5.  Were voted out before completely destroying America. #4.  Sing better than William Hung. #3.  Don’t want to be seen on Piers Morgan.

The Top 5 Similarities Between Kevin Yoder and Yoda #5.  Both raised a vessel from water with witnesses. #4.  Bath robes are optional. #3.  Both sound a little like Miss Piggy.

KCI bus drivers have been involved in over 50 accidents in recent years and have cost the city $200,000. On the bright side, Kansas City is now the No. 1 city for people who know what they’re talking about when … Continue reading →

Attendance for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure was down this year after the organization decided to end funding for Planned Parenthood.  Plus, after three weeks of giving a crap about gymnastics and beach volleyball, I just didn’t … Continue reading →

The Kansas City Zoo just acquired a 25-year-old gorilla from Chicago.  The gorilla says she hopes to do a season here, become a free agent and be traded to a better zoo in New York. *******

The NFL’s first female referee made her debut Thursday night.  Shannon Eastin has been a referee in college football for years. Top 5 Penalties That Sound Funny Coming from a Female Ref: #5. Player out of bounds at snap… #4. … Continue reading →

Maybe we should worry less about where our Olympic uniforms are made and worry more about winning? ******* A handful of local priests are backing Missouri’s right to prey at public schools.

The Power & Light Building in downtown Kansas City is under contract to a Minneapolis developer who wants to turn the historic building into more than 200 apartments.  Great.  Now I’ll have to park even farther away to get free … Continue reading →