Category Archives: Sports
Leftridge: Royals’ June Recap
Sometimes, when you hope and dream about something long enough, it can come true. A mysterious boil on your privates retracts, allowing you to sleep a little easier. The utility company made a mistake and they owe YOU some money … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Greg Holland, KC Royals, recap
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Leftridge: Royals Resume Winning Ways, Despite Ned Yost’s Continual Efforts to Ruin Them
Imagine a carpenter. He’s working on a new home with a crew of other guys, but it’s not going so hot. He’s been on this job for months now—much longer than anyone ever anticipated—and mostly, he’s getting nothing done. Part … Continue reading
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Tagged #fireYost, Brandon Leftridge, KC Royals, Ned Yost
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Leftridge: Royals Shock World With Worst 1st Round MLB Draft Pick Ever
“With the eighth overall pick in the 2013 Major League Baseball amateur draft, the Kansas City Royals take O’Jesus Whogivesashit from For Fuck’s Sake State University.” Or that might as well have been what they said. Because honestly, who SERIOUSLY … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, draft, Hunter Dozier, KC Royals
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Leftridge: May Royals’ Recap: Come to Suck
What a difference a month makes. At the end of April, the Royals were 14-10. They were a game out of first place and everything was coming up daffodils. The pitching was invincible and the offense—while still not pounding out … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Gordon, Brandon Leftridge, cock-punched, KC Royals, recap
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Leftridge: The Royals Playing Limbo: How Low Can They Go?
Well, it was bound to happen, right? The magic that kept the Royals in first place throughout most of April and a chunk of May has worn off, and we’re left with the sad truth: the unicorn we’d all admired … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, KC Royals, nut-tap, Royaling
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Leftridge: Royals’ April Recap
Last year, I wrote a monthly recap piece about the Royals. They usually went like this: “ROYALS DO REAL BAD IN MONTH. Billy Butler hit homeruns and Country Breakfast! Pitching stupid and awful except for bullpen, where Tim Collins look … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Royals Recap, STFU Hudler
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Leftridge: Chiefs’ Draft Goes as Expected, Then Doesn’t
I was prepared to make the headline some horrible pun. Something about “No Joeckel, Chiefs Get Their Man,” or some equally nauseating variation thereof. The headline practically wrote itself, but then the Chiefs went and threw a goose in my … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Chiefs, Eric Fisher, NFL Draft
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Leftridge: So Long, Summerall
There are very few universally beloved sports commentators. Some are an acquired taste, some have hung on long after their expiration date, and some, well, they were just never very good to begin with. None of this holds true for … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Madden, NFL, Pat Summerall, RIP
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Leftridge: Ladies and Gentlemen, Your First Place Kansas City Royals
“Nothing gold can stay.” –Robert Frost It’s too early to get excited. I get it. I get that the Royals are in first place at 6-3, but it’s NINE GAMES. A lot can happen in nine games, and even the … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Hudler, KC Royals, Outsiders, Ponyboy
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Leftridge: Can Wichita State Shock the World? (No)
They’ve been here before. It was 1965. The landscape of the country was rapidly changing. Men were just beginning to grow their hair out to look a little more like women and the women were beginning to grow their hair … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Final Four, NCAA, Wichita State Shockers
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Leftridge: Seven Completely Accurate Predictions for the 2013 Royals
Although Mother Nature’s grand witchery seems to indicate otherwise, it is officially Spring which means that trees are (theoretically) in full bloom, the grass is (supposed to be) turning green and baseball—that grand, old tradition that perfectly embodies the spirit … Continue reading
Donnelly: Yanks Escape Mexico City With a Huge Point in Hand
For only the second time ever, the US Men’s National Team went down to one of the biggest, baddest, toughest places in the world to play, and left with a point to show for it. Azteca Stadium is the 5th largest stadium … Continue reading
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Donnelly: Sporting Battle New England, Weather, to 0-0 Draw
Sporting Kansas City battled its way to a second straight 0-0 draw over the weekend, this time at the New England Revolution, extending the team’s shutout streak to 249 minutes. It wasn’t pretty. But it was especially ugly for the … Continue reading
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Leftridge: Let’s Talk About Your Bracket
To be a sports fan in mid-March is a pretty great thing. Now one might argue that early September is the best—college football is finding its footing, the NFL season is finally, mercifully underway, and desperate MLB teams are vying … Continue reading
Leftridge: Chiefs Taking This ‘Offseason Thing’ Way Seriously
According to my kick-ass KCC Tipsters—aka, a graphic I saw on KMBC Channel 9—Kansas City Chiefs’ new season ticket sales are up an impressive 112% from last year and renewals up 5. As the free-agent signing period chugs along, the … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Chase Daniel, free agents, KC chiefs
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Leftridge: Royals, Chiefs Making Exhibition/Offseason Waves
The news spread quickly across Twitter and assorted other social media outlets on Monday afternoon. Dwayne Bowe locked up for 5 years. Dustin Colquitt signed to a long-term contract. Branden Albert given the franchise tag (with the hope, of course, … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Chiefs, Dwayne Bowe, Luke Hochevar, Royals
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Leftridge: Chiefs Land QB, Everyone Hates Move Except Me
It’s all but official that Alex Smith is now poised to become the next starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. In a move that has been speculated about for nearly a week now (though still not official; trades cannot … Continue reading
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Tagged Alex Smith, Brandon Leftridge, Kansas City Chiefs, NFL
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Leftridge: Bob Davis Ends 16-Year Reign of Terror
Here’s a hypothetical scenario. Bottom of the 9th. Royals trailing the White Sox by 5 runs. One out. Lorenzo Cain on first. Eric Hosmer, who’d had the day off, is pinch-hitting. He watches the first pitch sail high for ball … Continue reading
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Tagged Bob Davis, Brandon Leftridge, KC Royals, Leftridge Week
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Leftridge: There’s a Football Game Tomorrow, I Think
As far as football goes, this is the worst time of year. And just a day away from the Super Bowl, I know this seems to be an absurdly nonsensical statement, but it’s simple science, really: after the game is … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, NFL, Ray Lewis, Super Bowl
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Leftridge: Conference Championship Games Prompt Picks From Guy Who Doesn’t Gamble
Look, I don’t know where Craig Glazer is and you don’t know where Glazer is, and maybe that’s just the way things are going to be. (You know, unless you believe D.S. Whinery’s awfully fishy sounding piece from earlier.) The … Continue reading
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Tagged Brandon Leftridge, Glazer's missing, NFL Playoffs
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