Category Archives: Brandon Leftridge

Leftridge: March Madness Infographic

Posted on March 29, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge
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Leftridge: The Internet is a Vapid Wasteland

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

While it’s not exactly “breaking news,” Holy Christesticles is the internet one big pile of useless, diarrhea covered garbage. Submitted for your approval, a recent “article” I stumbled across that appeared as clickbait nonsense on the front page of Yahoo!. … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Checking in with the AL Champs

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

I haven’t been paying close attention to spring training. I attribute this to three things. First, I might still be suffering from a World Series hangover. It seems like just yesterday I was having my heart ripped out and shat … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: All Hail King Sweeney

Posted on February 26, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

Yesterday, the Kansas City Royals announced that Michael John Sweeney would be the 26th player elected to their Hall of Fame. This makes very good and complete sense, as Michael John—or “Mike” as he is more commonly called—was a good … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: RIP Harris Wittels

Posted on February 21, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

Comedy writer Harris Wittels, 30, was found dead in his Los Angeles home yesterday from what was probably a drug overdose. Wittels, inventor of the humblebrag and producer/writer for Parks and Rec, Eastbound and Down and The Sarah Silverman Program … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Crap for Sale on Craigslist: Valentine’s Day Edition

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

So once again, Valentine’s Day has landed unflinchingly upon us like a meaty ass plopping into a seat at Ryan’s Family Steakhouse. If you’re lucky, you’re single or maybe even widowed, unburdened with fiscal irresponsibility manifested in the shape of … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: TV Time: The Best Worst Spin Offs

Posted on February 7, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

Better Call Saul premieres Sunday night (and Monday night, kinda), and like everyone else who knows what’s good, my bowels are quaking in nervous, anticipatory terror. The anticipation is one of both dread and glee; riding the coat tails of … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: How to Cater Your Super Bowl Party

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

Heads up—the Super Bowl is on Sunday. Bill Belichick and his Saggy Balled Boys will take on Marshawn “The Mute Madman” Lynch. Here are some things we know will likely happen: -The game will be terrible because theoretically, it SHOULD … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: The Hubbub About Balls

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

SUPER BOWL SCANDAL! DEFLATIONGATE! BALLGHAZI! In case you’ve been somewhere under a rock—or, you know, not in front of a television or a computer or a newspaper or a radio for the past couple of days—here’s the biggest story in … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Here’s How My New Year’s Resolution Went

Posted on January 17, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

Four out of every seven Americans will make a New Year’s Resolution; three of those four will fail within the first three weeks. The remaining one individual will keep that resolution for at least one month, but half of that … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: TV Time: Impractical Jokers is the Funniest Show on Television

Posted on January 10, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

This may sound weird, but Impractical Jokers is the funniest show on television. Now this sentence will be read and subsequently responded to in one of two ways: 1) Yeah, no shit! or 2) What in the ever loving hell … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: TV Time: So Many Shows, So Little Time

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Brandon Leftridge

There’s a period of time—we’re coming out of it right now, actually—where all of the shows have gone into a merciful Christmas slumber. They’re not done for the season, but they’re also not willing to lose viewership to Frosty’s Still … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: New Year’s Eve, Craigslist Style

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

Well, Christmas is over and our lives are terrible again, but we can get shit back on track by having a festive time next week, too. Wednesday is New Year’s Eve, a magic night when people who don’t drink that … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Royals Add More Pieces Through Free Agency

Posted on December 20, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

After the ho-hum signing of designated hitter Kendrys Morales, the Kansas City Royals unleashed a flurry of punches in the 12th round, signing outfielder Alex Rios as well as starting pitchers Edinson Volquez and Kris Medlen. While two of the jabs … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: KC Takes “No Room for Improvement!” Approach at Winter Meetings, Apparently

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

Hot off of their first World Series appearance in almost three decades (when I stop and think about that, it still freaks me out and doesn’t feel quite “real”), the Kansas City Royals headed into Major League Baseball’s winter meetings … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: I Need a Christmas Tree

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

Like the headlines suggests, I need a Christmas tree. Okay, well let me be clear: I need a new Christmas tree. See, I already have one. As I type this, there is a plastic trash bag in my basement that … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Thanksgiving Guests, Ranked

Posted on November 26, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

The holiday season is officially here. For many, this means long travels to exotic destinations like, Akron, Ohio and Tecumseh Springs, Oklahoma where, “ugh… my family lives.” It’s a time for reflection and fellowship, both of which work best with … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Worst Idiots Ever Jump to Cosby’s Defense

Posted on November 22, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

Alleged serial rapist Bill Cosby— once known for his stand-up and his classic 1980’s television show but now mostly known for *maybe* being a horrific sex predator– performed for an appreciative crowd Friday night in Florida. The night was peppered … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Fresh Off World Series, Royals Seek Replacement Parts

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

With Major League Baseball’s off season hootenanny officially underway—Ned Yost finished third in AL Manager of the Year voting, btw—it’s time for rumors to start flying faster than insults regarding intellect and/or sexuality in the KCC comments section. So far, … Continue reading →

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Leftridge: Fans Revolt After Chiefs Announce London Game

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Brandon Leftridge

Yesterday, the Kansas City Chiefs announced that they’d join in the NFL’s aggressive push for global domination by playing a game next season against the Detroit Lions in London, England. Unsurprisingly, the announcement was met with calamitous fury from “Chiefs’ … Continue reading →

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