Author Archives: Hearne Christopher Jr.
Hearne: Haters Guide to 49ers Quirks, Porn Star Dating
Amazing what a newspaper can do with a penchant for creativity and decent size staff… Take the newspaper-of-record for the San Francisco 49ers, the Chiefs Super Bowl opponent Sunday and its “Hater’s guide to loving the 49ers.” “You probably hate football,” … Continue reading
Hearne: Emanuel Cleaver’s Bad Bet
When it comes to Nancy Pelosi, be careful what you wish for… President Trump learned that the hard way, after campaigning for Pelosi to be appointed Speaker of the House. Now it’s KC congressman Emanuel Cleaver’s turn. Cleaver – or … Continue reading
Hearne: Kevin Kietzman Weighs In, Super Bowl, Future
Ask and you shall receive… Having raised the issue of what Kevin Kietzman thinks about the Chiefs in the upcoming Super Bowl, what he’s been up to since leaving WHB – the station he put on the map more than 20 … Continue reading
Hearne: Whatever Happened To…Kevin Kietzman?
Missing in action as Super Sunday approaches, the one and only Kevin Kietzman… That’s right. With the Chiefs about to take the main stage at country’s largest sporting event, KC’s premier sports talker of the past 20 years is nowhere to … Continue reading
Hearne: San Francisco Chronicle Writer ‘Player Shames’ Chiefs
It was bound to happen… That somebody on the politically correct California coast would call out the 49ers Super Bowl opponent for bad behavior. And truth be told, we probably deserve it. Enter sportswriter Ann Killion and he piece dissing the … Continue reading
Hearne: Where’s the (Super Bowl) Beef?
All quiet along the midwestern front… Missing in action here in KC: pretty much any evidence that the Chiefs are Super Bowl bound…favored, not less. I spent Sunday canvassing the Cowtown – Brookside to Overland Park, Lenexa to downtown KC. Yet, aside … Continue reading
Hearne: Sports Ed Defends KC With Snarky Defense
It’s come to this… So depleted are the writing ranks at the Kansas City Star that a lowly sports editor – they don’t even have a news columnist – took it upon himself to pen a retort to San Francisco Chronicle … Continue reading
Hearne: Local Newspaper Struts Poor Sense of Humor
Talk about lame… Instead of stepping up and participating or responding in kind, the Kansas City Star meekly reprinted Scott Ostler‘s tongue-in-cheek column in the San Francisco Chronicle poking fun at the Cowtown with a weak-wristed intro. Now that truly is lame. … Continue reading
Hearne: Nashville Newspaper Kicking KC’s (You-Know-What)
I’m running out of clicks… On Nashville newspaper The Tennessean’s website that is, where I’ve been following its coverage of today’s Chiefs-Titans matchup. I used to run out of gas in my lost youth on account of low funds. And … Continue reading
Hearne: Senior Citizen Screams + ‘Perfect Nectar’ = Chiefs Football?
If I was half a man – and a true Chiefs fan – I’d be getting hammered right now… It’s 8:18 am on Chiefs Sunday – the team is in a major playoffs game with the entire town’s fingers collectively … Continue reading
Hearne: Death of a Car Mag — ‘Automobile’ Blows Taps
They’re dropping like flies… The handwriting’s been on the wall for some time now, but it still comes as something of a shock when a publication like Automobile magazine bites the dust. It’s far easier to wrap one’s head around … Continue reading
Hearne: Is Hallmark Cards The Next KC Star?
Everybody knows how gawdawful things are for magazines and newspapers… Not to mention what online shopping’s been doing to retailers and shopping malls. It ain’t pretty, right? Hey, before long we’re all gonna to have to take Joe Biden‘s advice and … Continue reading
Hearne: Are Marathons Dangerous for Seniors?
The death by heart attack of Greg Hall at age 65 raises some serious questions.. Like can running in marathons for people of a certain ago be unhealthy? Was it in n Hall’s case? To most people who knew him (and thought … Continue reading
Hearne: A Tale of Two ‘Huskers’ — What Greg Hall Left Behind
The Greg Hall that I thought I knew was leading a double life… On one hand, the dude I just wrote about yesterday – and that most locals and sports aficionados knew – was the edgy skeptic who liked nothing more than … Continue reading
Hearne: The Unofficial Greg Hall Obit
Nobody was closer to Greg Hall in his glory years than I was… When it came to writing about sports media and the like Greg was a gifted hothead (kinda like a stable genius). Which contributed to his multiple media … Continue reading
Hearne: Comments Dude Claims Glazer Was Harley
Talk about confusing… All this, “Who was Harley” stuff is getting out of hand, yet we’re way overdue for it all to fade into the nothingness. However because the most controversial comments personality ever in the Kansas City blogosphere disappeared … Continue reading
Hearne: Was Craig Glazer Really Comments Troll Harley?
So many mysteries, so few readily proven answers… Like, the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body? Whatever became of D.B. Cooper? Who was Jack the Ripper? Where’s Cleopatra’s tomb? See what I mean? To that illustrious list, now add: Was caustic KCC comments dude Harley secretly … Continue reading
Hearne: Hometown Hero Drew Lock’s Sex Life Goes Public
Nothing speaks to poor journalism more than getting massively scooped on a Chiefs story… Then again, flyover country media can be a bit overly polite and timid when it comes to ruffling the feathers of the town’s top sports team. I remember … Continue reading
Hearne: ‘The Irishman’ Would Have Been Nightmare For Theaters
Think Grumpy Old Men meets the Godfather… Okay, maybe it’s me, but after spending three and a half hours choking down what I was led to believe was the next big mob movie, The Irishman, I can report that I was the … Continue reading
Hearne: The Pitch Somehow Managing to Overcome Steep Odds
Wait for it… From the get go the chances of new Pitch owners stumbling onto a pot-of-gold at the end of the alternative publishing rainbow were slim to none. That said, with the Kansas City Star on the ropes, and little … Continue reading