Author Archives: Hearne Christopher Jr.
Hearne: Big 12 ‘Survivors’ Like Mizzou Should Think Twice
Careful what you wish for… Remember that one? Well, that’s also my advice – albeit belatedly – for fans and alums of Big 12 college football powers like Missouri, Nebraska, Colorado, Oklahoma and Texas. And going forward, KU‘s whine-and-cheese crowd who can’t … Continue reading
Hearne: Are The Chiefs Above The Law?
At what point in time does somebody deservingly rise above the law? How about, never. That said, there’s a big difference between this year’s Chiefs from going undefeated and crawling out of last place to hanging to first by a … Continue reading
Hearne: Voice From The Tomb Bounces Back
Was a time, intellectual dinosaurs roamed the pages of KC Confidential… Craig Glazer, Smartman, and a dude called Harley. The most mysterious of the three – to me anyway – was the latter. Many theories and/or guesses as to his true identity … Continue reading
Hearne: What Do Dwight Sutherland, Leslie Brett, Starsky & Hutch Have In Common?
It’s not easy dodging those “woke” bullets… Take Dwight Sutherland of Sutherland Lumber fame, who was minding his own business two weeks back at a quaint Westwood coffee klatch just off the Country Club Plaza. “I was at Hi Hat Coffee on State … Continue reading
Hearne: End Of An Era For ‘007’ As We Knew Him
Nothing lasts forever, right? Honest presidents, cheap gas, movies with actual actors and story lines, as opposed to over-the-hill actresses winning Academy Award for pooping into buckets. That said, COVID delays aside, at least we still have James Bond…for now. … Continue reading
Hearne: KC Based AMC Theaters Hanging In There…For Now
I’ve been bearish on movie theaters for like ever… That said, I’ve always been a big movie fan, pretty much from childhood. On top off which, for years while running the Pitch, writing for the Kansas City Star, KC Confidential and The … Continue reading
Hearne: Twice Maligned, KU’s ‘Whine & Cheese’ Crowd Soldiers On
Former KU basketball coach Roy Williams said it first and arguably best… After suffering an uninspired home game crowd, Williams said, “The place should never be described as a wine-and-cheese crowd, and that’s what it sounded like out there tonight. If … Continue reading
Hearne: Good News for KC’s Struggling Alt Weekly?
Still hiding out in Az near my high school and University of Arizona past… And while I’ve compared, to an extent, the Arizona Daily Star and Kansas City Star newspapers, leave us not forget about those passengers still aboard KC’s alt weekly Titanic, The Pitch. You know, … Continue reading
Hearne: A Tale of Two Cities – Arizona Star vs. Kansas City Star
I still can’t quite believe it… After like six months of failed efforts, I finally landed a print subscription to the Arizona Daily Star about a week ago. Trust me, it wasn’t easy, but I was happy to pay full boat, … Continue reading
Hearne: Californian Dreaming Post COVID Style
After a year of awfulness, is it really any surprise that the beat still goes on…at least in California… For starters, consider this. I’m so far removed at this point, having returned too my former high school and college stomping … Continue reading
Hearne: Garage Fire From Hell Meets KC Magazine’s ‘Save The Star’ Fantasy
Don’t wanna bore you, but my January garage fire soap opera is nearing an end… Meaning, I’ll soon have more time to help you guys limp through this ultra lame time in which what passes for straight-down-the-line “news” is virtually … Continue reading
Hearne: Carol Coe Reality Check
If it’s fair to cancel people for what they said years ago… Why not have a little reality/accountability for our new racially in tune pals at KC’s newspaper of record? Take the recent passing of fiery former KC City Councilperson … Continue reading
Hearne: Coming Back From Fire Meets Dearth of ‘Fair & Balanced” Reporting
Greetings from the Wild, Wild West… Long time, no see. Ah but after a tiny garage fire that resulted in two months of living at a local resort waiting for things like the power and water heater in my house … Continue reading
Hearne: What Did I (Just) Tell You, Chiefs Fans?
KC’s beleaguered newspaper is getting scooped so badly by the national media that… It has had to fall back on its raison d’être to get a Chiefs story out that hadn’t been both pre-scooped by national media. So it settled … Continue reading
Hearne: Chiefs ‘Worship’ Rings Hollow Next to Star’s Disdain For Just About Everything Else
It’s a strange kettle of fish… On one hand KC newspaper of record loves the Kansas City Chiefs now that they’re on top of the world. Reminding us that the expression, “everybody loves a winner” is alive and well, even among … Continue reading
Hearne: Life After Kansas City
They say you can’t go back… So what am I doing here in the desert reliving my lost youth? Good question. We only go around once (theoretically) and while I’ve built more than my fair share of snowmen and snowballs … Continue reading
Hearne: Remembering When Newly Dead Dustin Diamond Went Toe-to-Toe With Craig Glazer
Never thought much about the day I’d long for deceased comedy king Craig Glazer… Well, guess what? That day has arrived. Just saw a news break about “Saved by the Bell” star Dustin Diamond blowing taps. Brought back by a … Continue reading
Hearne: Guess Who’s Back…?
Long time, no see… If that sounds trite, allow me to add that since right before November’s election until present, I’ve kind of been busy. As in three long distance moving trips from Kansas City to Oro Valley, Arizona in … Continue reading
Hearne: Mission Hills Cop Bow to Pressure From Bollier Crowd
Hey, nobody wants to lose there job, right? Especially the highly paid honchos at the Prairie Village / Mission Hill police. And they’ve got to watch their backs working for a bunch of left leaning, spoiled millionaires. And if you’ve … Continue reading
Hearne: How Barbara Bollier Put the Screws to Dwight Sutherland
Now it can be told… It ain’t easy being a conservative, registered Republican in Johnson County these days – let alone in Mission Hills. Not when what’s left of those so-called Republicans of yesteryear quietly morphed into Rhinos (Republicans in … Continue reading