Author Archives: Hearne Christopher Jr.

Guy Who Says: Mizzou Fan Defends SEC Failures

How long before the SEC & Big 10 stop paying big bucks to lesser teams like Mizzou, Rutgers, Vanderbilt, I wondered? “To answer your last question: Never,” fired back the Guy Who Days What Others Think. “It’s a dumb idea … Continue reading

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Hearne: Big 12 Revival Update

A year ago it looked like the Big 12 might be toast… A handful of schools that made up the college sports conference many Kansas Citian’s grew up with had bailed 10 years earlier to escape bullying by Texas and Oklahoma.  They … Continue reading

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Hearne: About The Local Doc Who Claimed To Be Treating Elvis

Speaking of the hoopla re the new Elvis Presley movie… What better time to take a trip back in time than now- 21 years after the fact, to be specific – to when area physician Donald Hinton wrote a book claiming Elvis was … Continue reading

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Hearne: BIG 12 Football Refugee Redux

Seems like only yesterday… The never-ending, ongoing demise of the Big 12 Conference, that is. The crazy part is – Colorado started it by bailing for the Pac 10 a dozen years ago; followed by Nebraska to the now infamous Big 10 a year later; and Missouri and … Continue reading

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Hearne: Elvis Has Left The Cutting Room Floor

About that new Elvis flick out of Australia… Star of the show Austin Butler plays a kick ass “young” Elvis – even though he turns 31 in August – nearly 10 years older than the young King he plays in … Continue reading

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Hearne: Infamous Glazer Family Comes To Quiet End

What were the odds? That when outspoken KC comedy legend Craig Glazer and his brothers chipped in to purchase an expensive life insurance policy on their dad several years back, that Stanford’s & Sons founder Stan Glazer would outlive all three of … Continue reading

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Hearne: Three Strikes Plus @ KC Star

They say, what goes around comes around… We may soon see, given that Kansas City Star editor and main man Mike Fannin recently took a 3rd trip to the DUI plate. Add to that a felony conviction for assault prior … Continue reading

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Hearne: ‘Top Gun Maverick’ – Flashback to the Golden Daze

Buckle up, Boomers… Your ticket to the good old days of 1986 is now playing at a movie theater near you. And while the first third of it I found kinda sleepy and predictable, its CGI effects finish more than … Continue reading

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Hearne: Flashback to Fortune, Kietzman, Whitlock, Zuroweste

At least there’s a little bit of motive to  this particular madness, in that someone slipped in a comment on this 2013 column standing up for…waity for it…former sports media kingpin Don Fortune aka Don Fortunado. And how about, No … Continue reading

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Hearne: Iconic KC Cookie Back to Fight Wokeism

The last two years were so intense, tons of stuff fell between the cracks… For example, the once beloved Aunt Jemima bit the dust last summer, a victim of wokeness and the Black Lives Matter fad. Did you notice? I … Continue reading

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Hearne: College Football Nears: OU Still Reeling

What red-blooded local sports fan wasn’t drawn into some of last year’s huge sports shockers involving Big 12 heavyweights Texas and Oklahoma?  Including the exclamation point at the end of the conference season when OU coach Lincoln Riley dramatically bailed on … Continue reading

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Hearne: Is KC’s Crown Jewel On Its Last Legs?

Stonehenge and the pyramids aside, nothing seems to last forever… Not even Kansas City’s vaunted Country Club Plaza. Oh sure, it’s changed over the years – long gone are institutions like Woolworth’s, King Louie, Sears and hoity-toity clothiers such as Jack Henry and Cricket … Continue reading

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Hearne: End of Days Near For Newspaper?

How low can they go? As a kid, there was a popular dance called “the limbo.” The object was for dancers to pass under a progressively lower bar while still on their feet, leaning backward. As a midget at the time, I … Continue reading

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Hearne: KC’s Finest Team With KC’s ‘Biggest Losers’

Seldom in the field of human conflict has so little been owed to so few… We’re talking about Kansas City Chiefs superstar Patrick  Mahomes’ wildly controversial fiancé and younger brother. Take this recent headline: “She Won’t Stop Until SHE DESTROYS HER HUSBAND’S … Continue reading

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Hearne: To Be Or Not To Be? That’s The Pitch Question

It’s not easy being in the print publishing game these days… Actually, it’s hard, which makes me shudder to think of the task ahead for Pitch co-owner, nice guy Brock Wilbur. I can’t help thinking “nice guys finish last” and it has me fearing … Continue reading

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Hearne: KC Star vs. AZ Star

Think tale of two cities… In one corner we have the Kansas City Star, ostensibly the defender of “actual news” in what passes for “our” area. In my new, little corner of the globe, lies the Arizona Daily Star, Tucson’s fast … Continue reading

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Hearne: Great Escape KC Star Mellinger Style

Things are getting seriously sad at Kansas City’s newspaper of record… What’s left of its news staff – tails between their legs – exited their historic brick home at 1729 Grand a few years back and moved into, later selling … Continue reading

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Hearne: Holiday Blow-Up Doll Extremes

Is it possible for too many Christmas decorations to be too much? In cities like Kansas City, the more the merrier. Plaza holiday lights? Bring ’em – let the good times roll. Then again, whatever happened to tasteful holiday decorated … Continue reading

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Hearne: Once Upon a Time in Mayfield, Kentucky

I’m a pretty laid back guy… Aside from hanging out long ago with the Prime Minister of Canada on the stern of my parent’s yacht, dating a girl long distance in Torino, Italy in the ’80s, running The Pitch, then … Continue reading

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Hearne: Westport’s Last Stand Meets Big Comeback Meets Racial Overhead

Is Westport on its last legs? Nope, times are definitely tough, but it’s more like a changing of the guard. More than a half dozen businesses either have – or are about to bite the dust in KC’s original entertainment … Continue reading

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