CARRIE: YOU said you’ll think of eating pussy
when you go to margaritas. Now…how often do
you think of eating pussy and I have some friends
whose girlfriends would love to meet you tonite.
And what kind of name is that…CARRIE DILBECK
BROCKMAN….OBVIOUSLY you love to eat at the
Y and I’m anxious to learn more about you.
You obviousxly love the p…because the first
thing you noticed was the g string covering the
crotch.
MEGAN: TELL us your source/ How do yo know
noone ever got laid at margaritas. I got laid
once drinking margaritas…but if youwant to
prove this wrong.. i can set you up with some
of my single buddies who would love to
show you their “encillada”!
and the anonymous pitch reader…who didn’t
want to be named…(god..hearne get real)
who said “i like tacos and mentioned a strip
club”. Well if you go to any of the local
strip clubs you’ll find hearne/whitlock every
night.
The ad isnt disgusting..its just fun…and
hearne…between you and your running pals
whats so wrong with eating pussy…getting laid…eating tacos…girls with weird names…
and a little stains on the panties…
whats wrong with you….you upset about
don’t ask…don’t tell?
smartman Yeah, jojo I figured you’re the kinda guy with buddies that have enchilada dicks, lots of cheese and very little meat.
Can’t believe Craig might be offended by this. Better call my friends in hell for a temp check.
Mexican food and sexy double entendres go together like beans and rice. Hell, there’s a yuppie mexican joint in the Atlanta burbs called the Pink Taco.
Personally, I prefer inserting my external 120 gig hard drive in a Compaq serial port. Or maybe installing my midrange driver in between a nice woofer and tweeter and then reversing the polarity until we’re both out of phase. Or then again I’m always up for shooting some cheese sauce into the fish taco, hold the lettuce.
greg I love this ad, love the story and I love the comments after this story most.
What I want to know is what do the waitresses at ‘Rita’s think of the ad? How do their boyfriends like the thought of their gal’s tacos being tasted? This story needs a bit more of Hearne’s touch.
craig glazer
Hard to offend, but its close,not photo, caption.
kcredsox
Classic!!!
Ptolemy
My initial image/thought was WTF are blueberries doing in her panties — get her to the groinocologist pronto!
Glow1
Really, we are offended by this ad? Love this Cowtown.
can’t say
I thought everyone that went to Margarita’s got laid?
Collective Noses
This is the least offensive thing I’ve seen all day. AND this includes one of Tony’s columns that I read.
jojo
OMG HEARNE…BULLSHIT GALORE IN THIS POST.
CARRIE: YOU said you’ll think of eating pussy
when you go to margaritas. Now…how often do
you think of eating pussy and I have some friends
whose girlfriends would love to meet you tonite.
And what kind of name is that…CARRIE DILBECK
BROCKMAN….OBVIOUSLY you love to eat at the
Y and I’m anxious to learn more about you.
You obviousxly love the p…because the first
thing you noticed was the g string covering the
crotch.
MEGAN: TELL us your source/ How do yo know
noone ever got laid at margaritas. I got laid
once drinking margaritas…but if youwant to
prove this wrong.. i can set you up with some
of my single buddies who would love to
show you their “encillada”!
and the anonymous pitch reader…who didn’t
want to be named…(god..hearne get real)
who said “i like tacos and mentioned a strip
club”. Well if you go to any of the local
strip clubs you’ll find hearne/whitlock every
night.
The ad isnt disgusting..its just fun…and
hearne…between you and your running pals
whats so wrong with eating pussy…getting laid…eating tacos…girls with weird names…
and a little stains on the panties…
whats wrong with you….you upset about
don’t ask…don’t tell?
RandallDownes
Reporting!
The Independent Rage
I find the ad funny and not offensive in the least. But then again, I have pretty low standards.
smartman
Yeah, jojo I figured you’re the kinda guy with buddies that have enchilada dicks, lots of cheese and very little meat.
Can’t believe Craig might be offended by this. Better call my friends in hell for a temp check.
Mexican food and sexy double entendres go together like beans and rice. Hell, there’s a yuppie mexican joint in the Atlanta burbs called the Pink Taco.
Personally, I prefer inserting my external 120 gig hard drive in a Compaq serial port. Or maybe installing my midrange driver in between a nice woofer and tweeter and then reversing the polarity until we’re both out of phase. Or then again I’m always up for shooting some cheese sauce into the fish taco, hold the lettuce.
Lighten up.
Jupiter
If you wanna get laid, go to Ponacks.
jojo
smartman…great line….you win round #1….
kctacomonday
That explains that pube I found in my margarita last week.
greg
I love this ad, love the story and I love the comments after this story most.
What I want to know is what do the waitresses at ‘Rita’s think of the ad? How do their boyfriends like the thought of their gal’s tacos being tasted? This story needs a bit more of Hearne’s touch.