The FBI is looking for people who sent a hoax bomb threat to two Blue Springs schools this week…
The Top 5 Signs Your Bomb Threat Might Be a Hoax:
#5. Threatens to blow up the school unless Mrs. Crabtree hands out less homework.
#4. Only demand? The Kurds get their whey.
#3. It was sent by Balloon Boy’s parents.
#2. Jihad is spelled with a ‘G.’
#1. It mentions the Death Star.
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“The Force Awakens” will have to make $1.5 billion dollars to be considered a success. I’ll consider successful if they make Harrison Ford appear somewhat alive.
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We Put the “Cow” in “Salchow”
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The U.S. Figure Skating Championships are coming to Kansas City in 2017. It will be refreshing to go downtown and watch sober people fall on ice for a change.
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How about Chiefs Alert Wilson and Jeremy Maclin? Combined, they’re catching more stuff than Charlie Sheen.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on Then Point 99.7 FM
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If you cannot joke about a Bomb threat at multiple schools what can you joke about?
Huge sign that jokes are not funny … when a guy uses a girl’s name in an attempt to be funny.
Good ones Kelly Happy Holidays