With temperatures warming this weekend, I’ve suddenly realized that I’ve been wearing mittens so long I’ve forgotten how to give the finger.
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Here’s an idea. When they baptize members of the Westboro (Attorney) Church, they should hold them under water for 20 minutes.
Rumors have surfaced about Overland Park-based Sprint possibly buying T-Mobile. They don’t really gain a strategic advantage, but it might give them enough leverage to FIRE THAT ANNOYING CHICK IN THE PINK DRESS.
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HBO Is Developing a Show About Magicians Fighting Adolf Hitler and It Might Be Based on a True Story. The show is called Hobgoblin is about a group of guys who created some elaborate illusions to deceive the Germans. I don’t know about you, but I’m always in the market for another TV show about Hitler.
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Warner Brothers sent Charlie Sheen an 11-page letter explaining why he was fired. Am I the only person worried about the poor chubby kid on Two and a Half Men?
