The Dow jumped 286 points Wednesday. Then again, my Mayan calendar predicted this would happen.
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New York City may decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. But don’t even think about a 16 oz Coca Cola!?
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Pippa Middleton will release her first book in October. Every magazine article I read about her turns into a pop-up!
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A survey finds it takes an income of at least $50-to-60,000 a year to be happy. Looks like I need to make more meth.
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Charges have been filed in a fight between airport security and an armored truck driver at KCI. I’m pretty sure they weren’t fighting over a decent parking spot.
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The Royals just had their third shutout in five games. Their strategy of showing topless photos of Mila Kunis on the scoreboard when the opposing team is at bat appears to be working.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
