My cell rang last week and displayed a Boca Raton phone number…
When I answered, the caller identified herself as a senior editor with The National Enquirer. My first thought was, “Are they still in business?”
Turns out Enquiring minds wanted to find out about an interview I did years ago on my radio show. She told me they were doing a story about the TV non-doctor, Dr. Phil.
Apparently a book is out called, The Making of Dr. Phil, where Phil’s first wife, Debbie McCall, was quoted extensively from an on air interview I did with her, around 1998.
The Enquirer wanted to know if I could remember a few juicy tidbits from the interview, as ex-wife Debbie is now very reluctant to speak to the media.
I didn’t want to admit that I have trouble remembering what I had for lunch, so I told her I would check some facts and call back.
I contacted my former sidekick, Kimberly Ray, and together we were able to piece together some quotes from the former Mrs. Dr.
Debbie McCall, living in Topeka at the time, had detailed her daily verbal and mental abuse from Dr. Phil (“stupid” was a frequent nickname), plus a regular regimen of drinking and Dr. Phil-landering. Basically, that he was an all around jerk of a husband.
I related the stories to the Enquirer editor, and she told me the issue will be out next week. I’m sure Dr. Phil would diagnose some underlying cry for attention on my part, but, honestly….I just answered my phone!
Ok, pinch your nose, close off totally, the air to your nose and say, “You called your wife a biyatch!!”
Anyone can imitate Dr. Phil.
Try it, really.
What can I tell ya? I can sound just like him.
I do the Kennedys too.
Just sayin…
Ok, a little mistake there, you have to pronounce “wife” – “waff”.
You have already tried it.
Don’t lie.
Go do it in the mirror.
See? It’s easy.
Ya gotta kind of drawl it out too.
“You cald yore waff a biyatch!!”
Dr. Phil was the first string starting middle linebacker for the University of Tulsa.
Seriously, he was.
They played the University of Houston and lost 100 to 6. I swear to God.
http://www.thirdage.com/celebrities/ten-things-about-dr-phil
The last time a middle linebacker played that bad, he was preoccupied with an invisible girl friend.
With glaze gone and me being edited hearne’s numbers are really really
down.
HC: Au contraire, we slipped for three or four weeks but now we’re back where we were and climbing. Funny how that works, huh?
Sorry harley we don’t miss either one of you and Paul and I are both working on ideas for KCC. Have a nice day!
Self promoting Harley. Taking a page out of glazers book on how to pump up your self esteem on false facts and useless un-founded info. Quick to call out peoples occupation and call everyone a coward when your hiding behind a fake name. Seems you using the same tactics your calling out cowards. Well I call out BS!! How close am I Harley?
Screw Dr. Phil, I want to know more about Kimberly Ray and how she’s doing lately. Man, did I have a thing for her back in the day.
I’ll second that…
The last time I tracked down Kimberly Ray she was kicking butt and taking names in Rochester, N.Y. Still is, I think.
Why do people like Harley equate 100 comments to success when 75 are comprised of themselves extolling their own greatness? I’d rather not have to read that drivel and enjoy the 25 comments with worthy content.
KCCs comment numbers may have gone down, thank goodness, but the quality of stories and comments have never been better. The new people add a fresh much needed touch. The likes of Harley and Craig can’t leave fast enough or go far enough away for my taste!
I am more popular than you will ever be…you are the one who is to much of a coward to meat me for a fight…i chalenged you too a loser leaves town cage match behind the school and you were two much of a coward to show…you should call yourself whatcowardsthink….you now have know credability…you will never be me….youu will neverhave the prostitutes, steroids,or coke that i have…just another jellous coward who cant stop thinking about me because you wish you were the man I am
pleese dont talk mean to my little harley……..he somtimes doesnt no how to express himself………he reely wants evrybody to like him……..he needs this oulet because he doesnt have any reel freinds………women wont stay with him after the hour is over and he is lonely……….he even had to duct tape his dog to get him to stay………have some synpathy for him…………he meens well
If you want to look at the relationship between readership traffic and comments, gaze no further than the Alexa rankings for Greg Hall’s sports site and KC Confidential.
Alexa has KCC at 500,691 with Hall at 3, 697, 225 – more than 3 million places behind us.
Yet Greg – who does a great job btw – blows the doors off KC Confidential when it comes to garnering comments. It’s not unusual for one of his posts to log, 30, 60 or even 100 comments.
That is very true and holds true for a lot of sites.
“I am more popular than you will ever be…you are the one who is to much of a coward to meat me for a fight…i chalenged you too a loser leaves town cage match behind the school and you were two much of a coward to show…you should call yourself whatcowardsthink….you now have know credability…you will never be me….youu will neverhave the prostitutes, steroids,or coke that i have…just another jellous coward who cant stop thinking about me because you wish you were the man I am”
Remember the other day when he was bragging about being a better writer than everyone? Good gracious. That paragraph is impossible to read.
Oh, never mind. I missed the satire. It was too perfect.
LOL I did the same at first
I am paulwilsonkc, I didnt miss it. Nothing gets by me!
I am always right, all the time, 100% of the time always. Feel free to email me for my newsletter on how you too can be, always right, all the time. You will never be as right as me, as often, but Im willing to show you how to at least improve. God knows you losers need improvement!
I’m more than willing to help. Email me at you2canbenearlyalwaysright4life@yooohooo.com
Im the leading scribe and prognostimicator on here. Don’t doubt me, if you do, I’ll repeat it 100 times.
Thank you for being there to be an authority on everything. It is great to have a resource like that where I can get the correct answer to any question I can come up with. I don’t know what all of us would do without you.
I can’t respond to this right now, it wouldnt be right. And you know, I am right, all the time, 100% of the all of the time parts about being right.
You are right, Paul.
Do not disparage the wonderment of the “Doctor” Phil lest ye feel the mighty wrath of the “Doctor” Phil’s venomous bite!!