Who among us married types doesn’t have an unsavory in-law?
Comes with the turf…
That’s the bad news, the good news is mostly, who cares?
No such luck for Chiefs superstar Patrick Mahomes.
Mahomes lives in a glass bubble where just about any and everything he does is on display or open to public criticism. Lucky for him, he’s good at handling the limelight, with an open, down-to-earth personality most folks find refreshing and likable.
Unfortunately, his high profile little brother Jackson and wife Brittany are far less gifted, and seem to be following in the footsteps of Jimmy Carter‘s beer swizzling brother Billy and Joe Biden‘s infamous son Hunter .
Such is life…
And while Jackson Mahomes gets most of the bad PR – as evidenced by his recent arrest for sexually assaulting on camera the owner of an upscale Overland Park restaurant, Brittany Mahomes is fast becoming similarly unlikeable.
The Chiefs and Patrick appear to have been – prior to Jackson’s recent assault charge – successful in keeping things on the down low, but managing Brittany is also proving to be a challenge.
Take her advice to locals on Jackson’s high profile arrest.
“They are ignorant. (Jackson) is a human just trying to live his life and find his way and until you walk a day in his shoes – which no one ever will – you have no right to say shit about him. So it’s just best to shut up.”
Maybe she should consider taking her own advice.
Uh, no such luck…
Because poor choices and embarrassing public comments seem to be Brittany’s special gift.
Like the tacky pic she recently posted of herself on Instagram with her cleavage spilling out of a scanty top and holding a sushi roll over one eye.
The photo “set pulses racing with the snap,” Newsweek writes, “but also fed her trolls with the thirsty pic…The mom-of-two was sat with her blouse unbuttoned leaving little for the imagination for her followers.”
Classy.
Check out “The Officer” Brandon Tatum‘s take on YouTube:
“I don’t know his wife,” Tatum says of Mahomes, “but she seems to do some annoying things in the public eye – more so than Patrick Mahomes has.”
Things like squirting champagne on an unsuspecting, freezing-cold crowds from a private box, and posting over-the-top videos like:
“To all those people who doubted us and hated on us, who thought we were gonna lose this game…GUESS WHAT!” Brittany screams.
“I feel bad for Patrick Mahomes,” Tatum says. “And I wasn’t gonna say this because I don’t want to run into him one day and me and Patrick end up being cool, and then he hears what I have to say about his wife. I feel bad for Patrick Mahomes because his wife and brother are a terrible reflection of his legacy…And I feel bad for him because she’s probably his high school sweetheart and he’s a good kid and he’s probably not going to divorce her and they have a lot of kids together.”
Bingo…
A clean-cut, super short haired Patrick and Brittany began dating in high school about 10 years back, and the rest is history
“And have enough respect for your husband to not come out and defend a boy who on-camera forcibly kisses a girl,” Tatum adds. “If she liked it she wouldn’t have been pushing him away.”
As for the reasons “so many people can’t stand Brittany Mahomes” YouTuber Nicki Swift adds the $4,800 Chanel purse she bought her two-year-old daughter for her birthday.
“She would be happier with a plastic Disney purse,” Swift says. “That’s not even attractive; it’s just for show. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Ridiculous!”
And check out this Tweet, for their Mahomes gender reveal party:
“Congrats to Patrick and his annoying wife.”
Classic example of how money turns some into total classless idiots. Patrick’s talent fuels two people who for some reason think it’s them that’s the star. Oh there will be a divorce just the same as the Saberhagens divorced not to many years after Bret hit the jackpot. Some just can’t handle overnight fame with lots of money. Your ole buddy Glazer another example of going through a lot of money instead of saving for a rainy day and not ending up broke on their death bed.
Interesting take, Super…
Your guess is as good as anybody’s. But now that I think of it, I suspect you’re right.
Not only is the chasm between them widening at a scary pace – high school romances are fairly hard to cement – and all of the money, fame and fortune only make it more difficult.
Too bad, though.
Football-wise it’s a storybook story and nobody wants to see something this rare and special collapse, especially locally.
Got an over/under on when it does?
Patrick Mahomes has only made two horrible decisions since becoming an NFL star.
1. Marrying Brittany
2. Having children with Brittany.
Now, he’s fucked and she’ll take him for untold millions of dollars in spousal/child support when they get divorced. As brilliant as he is on the football field, his taste in women is just God awful. As for his incel mentally handicapped brother…well he’s stuck with that worthless handjob. He’s family…so that’s delicate. But there’s a reason why Jackoff Mahomes wasn’t invited to Patty’s bachelor party in Las Vegas.
Yikes, letting Jackson loose at Patrick’s bachelor party would have been massively risky.
I will note that Patrick and his wife began dating in high school and he looked like a pretty goofy young kid and she had that Triple R-rated body.
So I’m pretty sure he felt she was – at that time – a bit out of his league. But it started well before his NFL career and fame.
Too bad, because I imagine he could do far better now.
The good news is, he can easily afford the divorce settlement. I guess that’s good news.
I think Mahomes contract allows him to leave KC once Big Red retires, which should be in 2-3 years depending on how far KC goes in the playoffs.
Another Super Bowl or two and both these guys are lone gone.
Patrick Mahomes – The young, loveable super talented athlete that knows how to say and do the right thing.
Brittany Mahomes – The young, silly, immature still in high school(mentally) teenage girl.
Jackson Mahomes – The young, directionless, super un-talented non athlete that is his own worst enemy his brother has no idea what to do with.
Pretty good sum up, Far
“And while Jackson Mahomes gets most of the bad PR – as evidenced by his recent arrest for sexually assaulting on camera the owner of an upscale Overland Park restaurant, Brittany Mahomes is fast becoming similarly unlikeable.”
Why do I have to like Brittany Mahomes? Why do I have to care about Brittany Mahomes at all? Why does anyone have to care about Brittany Mahomes or Jackson, for that matter? If it wasn’t for blogs/websites like this, I wouldn’t have a fucking clue what Brittany Mahomes did or said.
Patrick Mahomes provides me entertainment. Patrick Mahomes is the QB of my hometown team. Patrick Mahomes has brought championships to KC. What in the hell has anyone else with the last name Mahomes done for KC? Two things. Jack and Shit.
My level of interest in what Brittany Mahomes does is on par with any of the Kardashians. It doesn’t exist. I suppose others see themselves in famous people and thus live vicariously through them. Perhaps a mirror would be more beneficial.
Good points, Jimmy but…
If you got sprayed on by Brittany in the freezing cold weather, you might give her a second thought.
Plus she apparently enjoys her role and seems more than happy to put herself out there for media large and small.
AND, unlike the Kardashians, she is local!
So far, Brittany has just been obnoxious and no real damage done. But she is too comfortable in that skin and any day now she is going to cross the line and do/say something that is truly embarrassing and damaging to her family, and possibly the Hunt family.
Can’t imagine frankly her hurting the Hunt family – with which my parents were pretty tight with – guess we’ll see…
That said, she somewhat obviously has little to know class – not sure Patrick did either, on paper anyway – but he was a solid citizen and a fast learner. Not sure about Brittany.
She seems more like the tacky, sexy grrrrl friend who was in the right place at the right time.
The $64 billion question: At what point, if ever, will Patrick wake to the fact that he coulda done far better and pull the plug?
Sexy? Good grief, her face could stop a clock. I’ve seen better faces on milk cartons.
C’mon, Guy…
She may have a deficiency or two – don’t we all? – but I’m sure Patrick thought he hit a home run!