Alibaba just bought Kansas City based EyeVerify for a reported $100 million. EyeVerify uses veins in the human eye to recognize people for security. For example, people with thick, red veins are identified as former Soria fans.
*******
Vogue Magazine just picked Kansas City as the top city to visit in flyover territory. We were picked for our food, music and collection of Asian artifacts. Namely Sprint, AMC and EyeVerify.
*******
Dan Marino turns 55 today. Every year I relish in the fact that we both have the same number of Super Bowl rings.
*******
A Jackson County judge heard the arguments for and against expanding the streetcar at UMKC Wednesday. Two out of three were for the expansion, while the UMKC students applied to be street cabdrivers.
*******
85 percent of Europeans are hoping Hillary Clinton wins the election, with only 10% supporting Trump. Everyone else is hoping North Korea will hurry up with those nuclear weapons.
Like Kelly Urich on Facebook and learn from the experience. @KellyUrich on Twitter.
Funny stuff!
🙂
What above is “funny” stuff….having never heard this persons radio show I would hope this is not the apex of the level of being clever……..
what was funny? Is this considered clever humor?
ah, like truth and beauty, the age-old question, “what is funny?”
Lighten up Whitten. I too thought this was both funny and clever.
Mike T got it right, we all have our own perception for humor. I have always enjoyed Kelly’s contributions. We certainly need that balance here on KCC.
Loved it!!
Come on, that Soria joke was hilarious!
Keep in mind, it is WRITTEN humor. The right delivery, it would kill.
JMO
🙂
Why does the smiley face on this site look like someone sat on it? (Pardon the pun.)
Iola Police Chief Jared Warner.
You need to respond to public inquiries.