Glazer: Scribe Gets to Have Sex on the Silver Screen

IMG_0947Well, sometimes we get lucky in life…

I was asked a few weeks back to do an opening scene in Order 86, a small budget movie. The film’s director, Richard Buswell and production lady, Tara Knighton, explained it was important because it opens the picture and it’s the only sex scene in the PG rated movie.

The movie is an action piece ala 007 meets Our Man Flint. In it, the bad guys – me playing a bad guy, hard to believe, right? – have created a computer chip that will shut down all of the world’s computers ability to operate. And they’re about to blackmail the free world.

Think spy work, murder, espionage and good guys vs. bad all through the picture.

So here’s how my sex scene goes down:

I’m in bed, shirt off, waiting for my female partner – a very nice looking woman – to celebrate our invention that will make us millions. The actor, Jackie Cain, gets into a naughty looking outfit (see photo).

And hey, it was wild.

IMG_0935She gets on top of me and we make out like crazy people before we both get shot in the head from a sniper’s rifle through the hotel window. You know, it’s always fun doing a sex scene in front of six dudes on the film crew, but you get used to it. Because we did the scene more than 20 times. Wow.

They asked me to do the part because they had finished most of principal photography and hated the guy who did the opening with her because he was against doing the sex part due to his religion. He wanted Jackie to just sit by him in bed with no touching.

Uh, didn’t work.

They had seen me open shows at Stanford’s and thought, “He looks like a bad guy, middle eastern terrorist, ‘

Uh, thanks.

IMG_0923We each had a few lines before the making out and jumping on each other.

And no, we didn’t have actual sex just the making out and touching. It was still fun though. However doing it so many times was a bit strange.

I told her, “I’m glad you smoke because I do”  And She went, “OMG does my breath stink now? I don’t smoke.”

I never meant that, but I thought..oh well, “Good one, Craig.”

Anyway, we did another 10 takes with different camera angles. It was an impressive crew headed up by co writer and producer, Alex Paxton and a camera guru named Maverick. Good guys.

I told Jackie as we neared the end of the nearly 4 hour shoot, “Man, that’s the most I’ve made out in years.”

People just don’t kiss that much much now, it’s straight to the action

She agreed.

I thought, she’s pretty hot, maybe we’ll go out later.

My pay wasn’t that much so at least I’d got a bonus, right?

Well, we’ll see. Hah.

In real life Jackie is a stage actress who works with troubled children, nice lady.

I was impressed with the film people. The director, producer, Richard put up all the money to make the picture which has been shooting in Kansas City area since March. He expects it to complete and go to film markets this fall.

It will be shown locally in screenings early this fall .  I hope they do well with the picture. Everyone involved was really into it and it seemed very top notch for a low budget.

Richard said it was the Roger Corman school of film making. Hey, I worked for Roger at New World Pictures in the early 80’s. It was fun and they were very nice people. Hope they do well. The shoot was last night.

Now if we can just get King of Sting made, I’ll be happy even without doing any sex scenes.

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84 Responses to Glazer: Scribe Gets to Have Sex on the Silver Screen

  1. Nick says:

    Nice work if you can get it…

    Also? You knew you were doing a “make-out” scene and didn’t i.) brush your teeth, ii.) immediately gargle after brushing, and iii.) pop a couple of breath mints (and take the rest to the shoot with you)? Dude!

  2. LanceTheIntern says:

    You playing a bad guy that has created a computer chip? Yep — really hard hard to believe…..

    Seriously — take a moment to read the trivia page at the Order 86 website…So great insights into the history of the movie:

    http://film.order86movie.com/index.php/trivia

  3. Harley says:

    Your wearing sunglasses in a film shoot looks so freaking creepy and with 10 takes at your age you probably needed a truckload of Viagra to “cut the scene”.

    The gal’s outfit…I saw it on sale in 1980 at Fredricks of Hollywood and the makeup
    was done by bozo the clown. Best of all they thought you looked like a
    “middle east terrorist”. Why? Because your abs looked like you had a suicide
    belt attached to them…or because those 1980 glasses …..or probably because they
    knew you’ld explode on the first go round.

    • Shawnster says:

      What a misogynistic pile of dog shit you are Harley! Who in the hell do you think you are to criticize that woman that way? That was completely uncalled for. You are so utterly jealous of Craig that your true women-hating self has been revealed at last. NOBODY deserves to hear vile crap like that. You ought to embarrassed. You are a total pig and I mean that sincerely.

      • Harley says:

        yeah…but everyone else agrees with me…and as
        always Harley is right.
        wouldyou do this girl. Maybe you and glaza can do a threesome
        and the production stretches out another 6 months.
        I love women….but not trash!
        And it took 20 takes! For what?
        Go shoot your own porn movie shawnster. Call it
        ‘SHAWNSTER CAN’T GET IT UP”. hahahahahaa

        • Harley says:

          Saw bottle of wine your “beautiful” motel nightstand.
          You must have drank it all glaza to make this one
          look good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. the dude says:

    **Barf**

  5. Hot Carl says:

    Nice moobs, Glaze.

  6. KCMonarch says:

    Fifty Shades of Gross

  7. admin says:

    You may have noticed that I edited out most of Harley’s ridiculously boorish, crude comments,

    Look, it would be one thing if he either had a legitimate point or was infusing humor into the discussion. However, he did neither.

    He was dead wrong on all counts, crude and offensive beyond belief and his comment as it ran should never have seen the light of day.

    My mistake!

    • Gag Me with a Spoon says:

      Speaking of editing, I could have sworn I posted a reply on the dude’s post …

    • Gag Me with a Spoon says:

      Maybe you should go back to The Star — they’re good at deleting opinions, too.

    • Harley Lies When the Truth Pays $1,000,000 says:

      Harley is the biggest detriment to KCC. And when Craig only gets sub-10 comments on a lightening rod topic, he’s past his KCC expiration date as well.

  8. That broad reminds of the Teach who’s about to bang the grandson on Animal Kingdom. I’d buy a threesome with her and Ellen Barkin any day of the freakin’ week.

  9. jack p. says:

    Is this one of those ‘Faith Based’ Christian movies?

  10. CG says:

    A fun story with the usual hate comments. But some people are decent and see that. Thanks…so sad we have these hateful folks but we do.

    • Thats a Fact Jack says:

      Your one to talk Mr. Fake Name Poster

    • Frank says:

      You make yourself easy to hate. Don’t get me wrong, this is a free country and you are free to be a douchebag who considers women to be worthless to the point where you will tell the world that you think women are worthless. Hell, you can even do YouTube videos suggesting that your dog licks your balls and leave it up in the air as to whether or not you actually let your dog lick your balls. And I’m sure Hearne will be holier-than-thou and say that he CAN’T BELIEVE that someone would talk about a dog licking a man’s balls. Maybe he doesn’t know you well enough or has never been on YouTube. But you can’t have your cake and eat it too. People are gonna despise you for your ways and you can’t pretend to be astonished that not everyone is on board with everything you and say and do.

      • CG says:

        I see, well guess what that’s called comedy pal. When you do stand up comedy you suspend disbelief…thus the videos…so if thats your reason to ‘hate me’ and I don’t think it is….get another one. Making fun of yourself in stories is the base of comedy. We all laugh when we see a person fall down, though we shouldn’t, its funny cause we know what that would look like if we did it…etc..

        • Frank says:

          A lot of people go for the “it’s funny because it’s true” type of humor, sometimes things that they would never reveal until a comedian brings it up and then they laugh because it’s happened to them. You might be onto something BIG in the comedy business Glaze. You’re turning the whole thing upside down with the “It’s funny because it’s not true” humor. Hopefully, children don’t come up in your “funny but not true” humor. How does that go in stand-up? “So I was having sex with my dog last night because my bimbo left, but that’s not the funny part. What was funny is that I’m just joking, I wasn’t really having sex with my dog last night”. And yeah, watching a person fall down is a hoot, although I’m usually the only one laughing hysterically, well that and all the 7 year olds that might be around. The rest of the people around are usually concerned and asking if the person is okay. I comfort myself though in the knowledge that I’m on the cutting edge of the Glaze revolution in comedy.

        • Harley says:

          GLAZA….its not about comedy…not a single thing
          about comedy.
          Comedy…its about makig people laugh.
          And they are going to be saying WTF?

      • Harley says:

        FRANK 2020!
        FRANK FOR PRESIDENT
        FRANK TELLS THE TRUTH LIKE HARLEY!

  11. CG says:

    Funny Mark…again the hate never stops in blog land. The fake names on here and most blogs and sites are nearly all the comments. I use my real name on here, under CG, Chuck is real, Admin is Hearne, boy its a short list…then we have mostly fake names. Way it is.

    Hey we have some people who make great comments. The ones who zero in on the story. As this small piece shows, its hard to write about anything we do. Hey I can write about the Royals or Chiefs and get the same b.s. again way it goes.

  12. Harley says:

    hearne…my comments were not any worse than these other on here. Andyou
    knowit. The headline you put on leaves some question. Did glaze have actual
    “sex” with this woman ………sounds as if he didn’t but your headline appears
    to lie.
    Glaze brags about his girls…but this is nothing but a lie. I was right….the girl
    was trashy looking but I guess for glaze that’s a 10.
    Not only does glaze get over 80% of his comments to be highly negative but
    he’s become horrid talking and you promoting his “dog” series on you tube
    which makes any comment I make seem mild.
    There’s at least 2 comments per glazes story saying he needs to go. And my comments were not any worse than independent rage.
    HARLEY KNOWS ALL…..SOMEDAY HE’LL SPILL THE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Harley says:

      Harley knows all.
      Harley has the info.
      Harley agrees with frank…it is very easy to hate glaze and hearne.
      Very easy.
      Harley just writes…predictions about sports/politics.
      Harley write but never treated another human being as horrid as glaze.
      Harley uses facts and stats.
      Did you know a great contributor to our city and our people just died?
      Harold Tivol. Remember the story? Classy/human/a man of esteem
      and what do we get at bcc your attempt to crush a man’s legacy.
      You will shame on yourselves. Now Harley is pissed.
      And I have never been pissed about what was said. ALL BETS ARE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • LanceTheIntern says:

      She’s an actor — she looks like this because the role expects her to look like this. Asshole.
      Hearne needs to put you in time out for a long while.

      • CG says:

        Good call Lance, she is actually very nice looking with a nice figure. I didn’t know her of course. She has done many indie pix and is doing another one now… she rarely gets to be the ‘hottie’ cause most roles don’t call for that, so she had fun doing this one…I never said we had sex or she was ‘one’ of my girls…I have over the years posted several pix of girls in stories or that I dated etc…all were met with ‘looks like a guy,’ ‘hooker’ nothing nice well a few honest guys said, ‘very nice’ but most like the hater you comment about are just jealous and mean…that’s why I quit doing those stories…excuses about the youtube series a MAN AND HIS DOG, those are clearly comedy and everyone with a brain knows it…nobody but an idiot would judge them as news stories or anything but funny stories, we see on any comedy stage..just different ones…thats all and the haters of course know that.

        The lady who did the scene read all the original comments before some were dropped and was of course very hurt…so were friends and people who worked on the film…all normal people BUT THATS WHY A HATER POSTS THOSE…NO OTHER REASON…TO PUT ME DOWN AND HURT THE INNOCENT…NO OTHER REASON…NONE.
        I agree a couple comment people should be banned or suspended some have been.

  13. CG says:

    Lance and NO as bad as some comments were none were as bad as that guys…none…clearly that person has mental issues. Herne knows it but posts some cause he thinks the guys a nut and its funny no other reason.

  14. Harley says:

    the truth is coming glaze. Harley knows all!
    And stop posting under other names. We know you can’t write or spell or
    didn’t learn anything in the pen or whn someone raided someone elses trust fund!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • Harley Lies When the Truth Pays $1,000,000 says:

      Priceless, you telling Glaze he can’t spell or write. You’re illiterate.

  15. BrotherSunday says:

    I WANT KING OF STING!
    Cumon already! Tell me where to send money… what the FAK is the problem?!?! Make the movie already. Chop Chop!
    Hey Harley, I haven’t forgotten about you or your terrible restaurant reviews.
    http://stevesvillacapri.com/ESW/Files/Dine-In_Menu_(2-9-16).pdf
    (*HURL*)
    I see they have better health code reports with the move. I’ll chalk that up to being across from a carwash before.
    Wink/Cheers/Go isht your pants

  16. Harley says:

    Brother sunday:
    cant get into the link you provided . Please paste andcopy.
    Been eating there for decades. All restaurants have health code violations
    if you were to check especially the nicer places in kc. Harley knows because
    of luc-ez!
    As far as movie…antoehr phony b.s.
    but that’s to be discussed at another time and place.
    To each their own when it come to food. I hate joes kc barbq…love smokies
    at 145th and Metcalf….no comparison….
    Hearne continues to censor the truth Harley has discovered.
    RIP HAROLD TIVOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Harley says:

    Hearne/Glaze….glaze wrote the name of his co-star was Jackie Cain. Local girl.
    Is that her stage name or real name. Hopefully she gets some better parts and becomes
    as famous as walt Disney/paul rudd/sudeikis/brad pitt and others from these
    parts!!!!!!!!!!!
    today kc….tomorrow Hollywood! Let’s hope. I love local talent!

    • BrotherSunday says:

      Oh all right. Take the high road. Nice. Yeah he seemed like an ok guy. Hey well what ever happened to the BS story you had about something going on at Tivol? Somebody fencing diamonds for weapons money?

      • Harley says:

        no fencing…no weapons brother….hearne wrote a story (he
        can run it again) and I knew the REAL STORY!
        He probably was afraid ofa lawsuit because he sent wislon over
        to chekcon the police (with their suv’s with huge antennas).
        Harley knew this story like every other story on here but hearne
        would not let it run…he cut it out.
        It was a deep story…but essentially hearne was wrong.
        Harley knew connections on this story to some of the most
        famous names in kc but I would not mention names.
        When I wrote the story I used code words because the family
        involved was a very well known and loved family in this city
        in the jewlry biz.
        But it went farther and hearne would not publish it.
        If hearne would publish it I would write it again but hearne
        won’t.
        instead hearne did his usual tap dance and even with first
        amendment rights on his side…with wislon doing his dirty
        work and getting stuck under the dashboard while hiding…
        and the “big antenna police” everywhere it became a circus.
        Luckily not many people read this site or even know about it.
        Hearne the story is verifiable and with witnesses who would
        prove your little story wrong.
        If hearne agrees to publish the story (which I have screened)
        I will resend. It’s not b.s.
        Noone needed money for fencing weapons. Go back and
        play your video games borther sunday but hearne was out
        to hurt some great people and Harley said hearne was wrong.
        Hearne refused to putthe story up.
        And yes it involved people aligned with a major college
        basketball team in our area….hows that hearne.
        If you knew your facts for your story you would know that
        statement was 100 per cent true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        thanks brother sunday.
        RIP HAROLD…MULLER DID YOU SOME GREAT SPOTS
        AND WHEN CHARITY CALLED YOU ANSWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • admin says:

          You are so silly, Harley…

          If I’d have been afraid of lawsuits I doubt I’d have reported what I did.

          Which has nothing to do with what you are blathering about

          • Harley says:

            bring back the article andI’ll rewrite the
            real story of your attempt to create a story.
            Why is it when Harley wants someone to prove
            him wrong they can’t…or they use biased
            sources such as Washington examiner or
            breitbart.
            Find the story…put it up and let Harley take
            over on the real story. But keep wislon out of the
            suv so he doesn’t get stuck in there again.
            Harley again proves his point and not one of
            the lost souls here can disprove the facts
            that he writes about.

  18. randy bobandy, assistant to the trailer park supervisor says:

    HOLY CHEESEBURGER LOCKER

    HE’S WEARING A DRESS SHIRT WITH A PAIR OF OVER THE KNEE BASKETBALL SHORTS AND LEFT HIS GLASSES ON

    you couldn’t make this guy up if you tried.

    • CG says:

      Nope you couldn’t. I was not wearing anything in bed those were the cover clothes minus my shorts…I put on after the shoot…sorry it upset you…I look pretty damn good. Just saying. Glasses were not in shot.

  19. randy bobandy, assistant to the trailer park supervisor says:

    Director’s cut of Craig getting a little too hyped up on his “haters”:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGv7rlHlZaE#t=72s

  20. Harley says:

    no glaze…you got a beer gut. Ask any personal trainer. Do a hundred planks a day an you’ll look like Harley byxmas.

    • CG says:

      I look damn good, why I get all those women…and by the way who the hell are these haters to comment on my looks or body they aren’t real, nobody knows what they look like and the rest goes on and on….do something than bitch ok.

      • Harley says:

        meet me atlifetime uyou old man.
        bring your 10 months of social security checks.
        we’ll see who’s in better shape you rusty over the hill con man!

        • CG says:

          TELL YOU WHAT YOU LYING FULL OF CRAP BIG MOUTH…I’LL MEET YOU TOMORROW AT WOODSIDE AT 1030 AM. FIRST OFF YOU ARE A FAKE NAME OLDER MAN. YOU HAVE NEVER SHOWN UP ANYWHERE FOR ANYTHIING’ I WANT TO SEE BOBBY SLAYTON’ YOU NEVER DID EVER…I OFFERED YOU FREE TIX…NOTHING…YOU ARE A LIAR AND A PUNK..ASS HATER…YOU HAVE CALLED ME NAMES INCLUDING A PIECE OF SH…T…

          I HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT WHO EVER YOU ARE….YOU WILL NEVER MEET ME ANYWHERE FAKE NAME PUNK…YOU ARE A COWARD…

          HOWS THAT… I AM TRYING TO HAVE HEARNE BAN YOU FROM THE SITE…YOU WROTE HATE MAIL FOR ONE REASON ‘HOPING’ THE GIRL WOULD READ IT, YOUR 65, YOU TAKE VIAGRA, YOUR FAT …ON AND ON…REMEMBER SHE SAW ME UP CLOSE AND NEARLY NAKED…SO SHE KNOWS THAT AIN’T TRUE BUT YOU TRIED…YOU ARE A HATEFUL, RUDE, FAKER..YOU ARE A NOTHING, YOU NEVER HAVE DONE ANYTHING BEEN ANYWHERE OR KNOW ANYONE…NOW THERE IS ZERO CHANCE YOUD MEET ME LIKE ALL COWARDS YOU WOULD SHAKE IN MY PRESENCE A FACT…YOU’LL HAVE AN EXCUSE NOBODY ON HERE HAS EVER MET ‘HARLEY’ HE IS A FAKE NAMED COWARD, LIKELY OLD, BALD AND FAT…YOU KNOW WHERE I WORK, YOU HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN TO MY CLUBS IN THE LAST DECADES, YOU ARE TOO OLD, AND TOO BROKE…AND A COWARD….AGAIN YOU WOULD NEVER WALK UP TO ME AND SAY HI I’M HARLEY..WHY CHICKEN, COWARD PUNK…IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. EVER. SO TELL YOUR CONTINUED LIES EVERYONE ON HERE THINKS YOU ARE A LOSER PUNK.

          • Harley says:

            You’re on social security….admit it.
            you’re a convictd felon …admit it.
            you didn’t make any comics…admit it…
            you are losing it…admit it@!
            Don’t go to woodside…but say hello to doc/
            whit and gus and rest of gang…….Harley
            is on a role.
            don’t mess with Harley.
            Don’t need to meet ya…photos tell all.
            and Harley knows all.
            Never forget that…
            everyone should pay their bills…..
            remember that.
            wheres the auctioneer?
            I win! You lose!
            You’re off the wire boy.
            And now I got the dude on my side..all I need.
            Don’t mess with Harley…I won’t meet you
            at woodside….Don would be disappointed because he knew Harley was smarter than
            anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            good luck…..take off the caps.
            You can never beat the anonymous Harley
            ever!
            Harley and friends rule@
            WE win. First to get off the deep end loses!
            hahahahhahahahahaha!

          • admin says:

            H man, you’ve been way off the deep end since forever…

            Meaning, you lose?

          • Harley says:

            Slayton is old…but still funny.
            saw him hiding behind curtains trying to see
            who was in front row.
            Shummel, my friend…was a great comic.
            May he rest in peace!
            NO big deal. Most of those comics are weak!
            Maybe one made it to big time in lastb 10 years.
            NOt your fault…just a paychecks for traveling
            comedians.
            Love my family. Would never sue anyone of
            them.
            that’s the difference.
            I have guardian angels who protect me.
            You have nothing.
            truth hurts.
            I’ve spent money at your clubs….even in last
            few months.
            Pay your bills.
            Love your family.
            Takecare of those around you.
            WHY IS THERE NEVER ANYONE DEFENDING YOU WHEN YOU HAVE 50000
            FREINDS.
            HARLEY IS SMALL TIME GUY WITH LOTS
            OF FAMILY AN FRIEENDS WHO WOULD
            DO ANYTHING FOR ME.
            GOOD LUCK. LIFE IS SHORT! At your age
            you can’t get so excited…heart attacks/strokes
            maybe need defibrillator.
            All I do is write commnts proving you wrong and
            you get blood pressure to have a heart attack.
            Harley just writes. No problems…excellent
            health of 30 year old.
            I would hate to have you get medical problems
            because of me.
            Just don’t read my comments. Its that simple.
            SADDLE UP BOYS!
            Remember doxing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • admin says:

            Who defends you, except for upon rare occasions, Harley?

            Oh yeah, you do

          • Frank says:

            Look Glaze, Daddy (Hearne) is trying to teach you a lesson. You keep asking Daddy (Hearne) to make Harley (little brother, big brother, bully, whatever…) go away, but Daddy (Hearne) tells you that you need to fight your own battles preferably like a man, otherwise you’re gonna grow up still sounding like a 7 year old, albeit in a scary digital world typing in all caps, and using 7 year old phrases like LYING FULL OF CRAP BIG MOUTH and CHICKEN COWARD PUNK and claiming that a girl saw your naked body and it is ripped. Jesus Glaze! Even if Melania Trump thought those words were about Obama, she wouldn’t put those words together. She’s a grown ass woman after all!

    • the dude says:

      True words by Plankmaster Harlinator.

      • Harley says:

        THANKS DUDE…
        once in a while you see the light…other times you don’t
        I invite you also….planks beat situps and they get you in
        shape in half the time.
        They’re rough…but they work.
        Thanks for the new name….PLANKINATOR! Kind of like that!

        • Harley says:

          big man…even with all your threats which will be
          reported to authorities you have never shown
          a stat or fact or evidence to prove Harley wrong.
          Why?
          An intellectual debate is what you can’t comprehend.
          Because Harley is a genius. Again…point out one single
          point where Harley is wrong in any statement he’s made.
          Can you do it? I doubt it.
          No need to outdo you in how good of shape I am…your
          brain is the most powerful part of your body.
          Prove me wrong sir…you can’t@! And that’s what
          hurts you so bad. You can never outsmart Harley.
          Try it. Prove me wrong on the facts that we contest…
          you can’t and tht’s what makes so sad@

      • Harley says:

        thanks dude…Harley doeswhats right.
        we may not agree on politics…but life is short…enjoy it…
        love your family…take care of friends…and livelife to it’s
        fullest. Love mom and dad…keep them iin your heart…
        love those closest to you from brothers to 5th cousins and
        god will make sure you have a special place in heaven.
        God bless my family…god bless my friends and associates…
        god bless my angels…god bless America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        after that the reest is b.s.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        THANKS AGAIN!

  21. Harley says:

    Does Karen really work with kids?????????????????????????????????????????????

    • CG says:

      AGAIN YOU MEET ME ANYWHERE YOU WANT COWARD…LETS FACE IT YOU LIVE IN A BASEMENT AND JUST WRITE WHACKO COMMENTS ON BLOGS…YOU ARE A NUT, NOTHING MORE.

      • Harley says:

        never stole a dime.
        never fucked famile
        never had a problem with anyone
        was always right on everything
        knows the truth….
        I don’t go to woodside…too far to drive.
        Get in shape. You are growing old and your body
        shows in. That’s not bad …happens to lots of
        people….but not Harley….
        kick to head would knock you out.
        ask chiaverini/marsh/ if I’m right.
        Harley is the king.
        I win. I got you so f*cjed up in the head you don’t
        know riht side up!
        Be there at 10:30 dude. Harley is making things happen
        in his life.
        Pay your bills. Take care of those you love. Harley
        is king! I don’t care how much you can lift or heave..
        its all about doing what’s right in life.
        good night.

        • admin says:

          Harley, your claims of what you may or may not have done fall on deaf ears.

          Since you choose to behave like an ass, yet accept no responsibility for you words and actions, your options are pretty much mostly moot.

          Because who really much cares what they read on a bathroom wall?

          • Harley says:

            I don’t need defenders. Because I’ve donemy
            job. Proved the real glaze and his b.s.
            You’re now selling used cars in Topeka. Can’t
            get any lower than that can we. Except maybe
            selling cars in Hiawatha.
            chuck is digging holes…in 100 degree heat…worst job ever!
            Wislon gone. Whiney gone after he took
            a beating in 2012.
            Southy still around with his English lit
            stories that none of the guys on here
            understand.
            And you hearne….you’ve hit rock bottom.
            Lets get serious….
            And Harley remains standing with the facts.
            Pleaseplease please show me where my facts
            are wrong.
            Show me statements I made that are wrong….
            Glaze’s so called sports reporting has hit
            the bottom….of course when you change your
            position daily and no one knows where you
            stand he looks like a fool.
            And Harley still speaks the facts and stats.
            And proves those who write lies wrong.
            And then there’s glaze. Wanting to fight
            Harley. He’s got nothing to lose…Harley
            has everything.
            I showed again glaze is a thug. He
            threatened at least 4people on here to a fight.
            Big man. You even said in one of your columns
            that you would forbid him from threatening
            violence or trying to fight thru his comments
            on kcc.
            Harley just voices the facts. And that’s what is
            so crazy. When the digger said BURN THE JEWS thatwas it.
            Congratulations glaze…I’m sure your family
            and the girls family probably are proud of
            what they raised. PORN STARS!
            And your you tube comedy..and the book and
            the movies and the other stories on here.
            Called a woman a c****! GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Why would I lower myself to even meet a
            man with that type of language?
            Hearne…Harley is right again.
            I don’t need anyone’s support on here.
            I do get quite a bit for someone who is
            controversial as I am….but look at glazes
            stories here and on tonys….this guy has some
            real enemies!!!!!
            So Harley rolls. Harley makes incredible
            predictions when others say it won’t happen.
            But I’ve done it since 2012 and am doing it
            again.
            Good luck. But don’t ever doubt Harley.
            I’ve been called names in my life…but no one
            ever could match me in my facts.
            Harley is king and still reigns.
            I never lose my temper…but glaze did!
            Not smart when dealing with Harley.
            So far it’s been fun…debate with facts and not
            some phony bunch of old codgers who are
            falling apart right in front of the mirror.
            your friend:
            Harley

        • SOCOM 91 says:

          Good grief….do you even comprehend how batshit crazy you are???? Seriously, get some help. You are most definitely NOT wired right.

  22. CG says:

    Well I said I wouldn’t answer your remarks a few weeks back so you fake name guy poured on the hate to get my attention. So I finally responded as has admin, which is Hearne. Again he lets you rant because people find you entertaining as a nut. Nothing more. Nobody anywhere knows who or what the hell you are or have been. YOU DON’T EXIST…you are a cartoon with a fake name and its a new one since you started hating on me years ago on here. Look get help. Find something to do.

    I really don’t hate anyone, I am too busy with my life. As stated I’m far from perfect, I know you are great, but like most people I have many times been wrong, made bad decisions, and felt regret. That’s human. I’m sure there is some good in you somewhere. Lord knows what happened to you for you to fall on my doorstep as a hater/fan…my good fortune I guess.

    One thing is true we are all getting older, life is close to the end than the beginning and most of us need to try and finish the game as best we can…there are no do overs.

    As for me, I’ve accomplished quite a bit, there are many things I wanted to do and failed…but I have done more than most…we all have a short purpose in life, then we die and are soon forgotten…way it is….as Hearne mentioned they ‘ain’t building statues anymore’ for modern day heros…they don’t exist…they should but haters sadly like you make sure they don’t…and all of us are human and not perfect. I know I’m not.I did a few things right and I try and remember that as well. Try and do that whoever you are.

  23. CG says:

    P.S. OH mister always right, didn’t you early on say here there were only a few comments on a ‘racy’ story and I was paste my prime on here, hmmmm…now over 70 and counting….thought you were always right? Guess not.

    • Harley says:

      you can get social security….that’s what I said…and I’m sure youget
      the monthly check.
      But in the real world the man who stays calm…cool….collected…calls the
      facts as they are…continues to do whats right (of course appearing in porn
      won’t fall under that line)…..I work with vets/do more volunteer
      work than all of you combined…..believe in god and doing the right
      thing…but most importantly I don’t shout or threaten to beat up people
      or threaten them (which is illegal with consequences)…..I am calm…
      write fast but not with all the proper grammar and spelling (but neither does
      hearne or craig) I am having great day and whatare you doing?
      Waiting in a parking lot for another victim. You’ve done this 4 times!
      And no one showed.
      In the real world of life…HARLEY HAS BEAT YOU. Your out of shape
      body is probably got blood pressure above a shut down….and you’ve
      proven a Neanderthal type of personality. It must be gthose steroids
      which medical science says can kill you. Take a shot….it’s like
      liquid death.
      Sorry glaze and hearne…the smartest one here is Harley. Harley wins
      again. And that’s the truth.
      Animals need to let their aggressions out…..the smart ones just sit
      back and watch them club each other with a stick.
      Luv to all….
      see ya in the Bronx!
      Harley (the real winner)…….

      • Harley says:

        sorry social security starts at 62…man that’s old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        but I’m sure you can use the extra money. With midgets
        and eddie munster!

  24. BrotherSunday says:

    Hey CG is all right. Geesh… why don’t you guys go do something and post up to Hearne about it about it. Wait, if you did you would get isht like Glaze does…which… you fear? Is that it? Go out and do stuff. Kiss a girl or something. I dunno. Take a camera. If you look like a slob, cut the nose hair and color the mop first. Go review a food truck and post up to Hearne – something missing here. We got movies covered (very well) but nobody covering. Or Harley go experiment with drugs and record the result for us. 😉

  25. CG says:

    Now Brother Sunday that’s some interesting advice. I don’t know these people who hate on me. In fact its possible I never met them. It’s odd that someone like the ‘nut’ spends so much time on reviewing his feelings on my life through his…must be some release for him and others. My stories don’t often dwell on ‘me’ but all of them end up being about how someone else feels about my life. No matter the story…hey there was a time that my daily life and night life were a whirlwind, but today its more normal and hard work, yeah some fun times but much more calmed down…getting older does that. Hah. Glad a few of you can see through their b.s. it does get annoying. Their game is ‘if you lie loud enough and long enough others reading will believe it’ I have radio DJ’s do much the same…”He owes me 15,000 bucks” never true but after saying it a million times, people stop and ask…so in a way it works…such is social media… attack on my age, looks, hair is all done in hopes ladies see it and go ‘wow I dodn’t know that, man I can’t be out with this guy’ same thing….over and over…such is life.

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