Starbeams: Dirty Grandpa@ Cinemark Plaza, Wrong Super Bowl Bash & Village People

zac-efron-robert-de-niro-have-shirtless-contest-on-set-34Bomb sniffing dogs were called to Cinemark Theater on the Plaza after a bomb threat was made.  After several hours of sniffing, dogs were only able to identify Dirty Grandpa.

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Scientists now believe that ravens have the ability to read each other’s minds.  We already know that Cardinals have the ability to read the Houston Astros database.

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Top 5 Signs You’re at the Wrong Super Bowl Party:

#10.  Everyone shows up wearing Coldplay concert t-shirts.

#9.  They try to break the restroom decibel record.

#8.  Everyone takes a shot when a player gets a concussion.

#7.  Each year the party gets bigger…thanks to HGH.

#6.  It’s catered by Chipotle.

Studio Portrait of the Village People#5.  Everyone laughs when Peyton sings the Nationwide jingle.

#4.  The only wardrobe malfunction involves grandma.

#3.  Everyone’s fantasy team includes members of the Village People.

#2.  The owner threatens to move the party to L.A. for more money.

#1.  No bacon.

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