My elderly neighbor signed up for Google Fiber because he thinks it will help him poop.
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The Royals lead the All-Star balloting in 7 positions this year. And to think, a few years ago the most entertaining part of a Royals game was that “LEMONADE, LEMONADE” guy!
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Hummer sales dropped 95% from 2006 – 2010. I guess I’m the only person still paying for them?
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California might pass a new law requiring porn stars to wear protective goggles. Is this where the word ‘cockeyed’ comes from?
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
Are these posts from this Kelly person supposed to be funny?
Loosen up FB. They are very funny to me.
No kidding, Kelly is pretty funny and he writes his own stuff.
Maybe FB’s one of those ultra-PC’s that Seinfeld is talking about.
Probably too young to remember the Starbeams from The Kansas City Star. (What WAS the guy’s name who wrote them?? Legendary …)
Bill Vaughan
Yes, of course! Thank you.
Also, the iconic “Tell Me a Story of Christmas.”
Way to wake up in the morning: Starbeams. Thanks