Chiefs quarterback Alex Smith has what my wife calls the “Kelly Urich Syndrome.” He has trouble going deep.
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Why is it the Chiefs can’t complete a pass for more than 5 yards, but the UPS guy just threw a perfect spiral from the truck to my front porch?
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How can we get Royals super fan Sung Woo Lee to start liking the Chiefs?
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The Chiefs playbook was written by Sony.
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I think I figured out what the Chiefs problem was; their waterboy was Bill Cosby.
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Hillary Clinton is against normalizing relations with Cuba…because it will be easier for Bill to get cigars.
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Hillary Clinton says the U.S. should not engage in torture. Hopefully, this means she won’t run again.
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ISIS is using a new weapon called “The Scorpion Bomb.” So far, people who have been on the receiving end say
they feel like they’ve been rocked like a hurricane.
Kelly Urich hosts the morning show on The Point 99.7 FM
Ok explain the ‘going down’ Kelly. Happy Holidays my friend.
I think the Chiefs need to sign the UPS guy ASAP. In Kurt Warner, the St. Louis Rams found a former Hy-Vee shelf-stocker who led them to a Super Bowl victory.